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Bacon lovers, friends, citizens of the United States. You know us as Team Bacon.
Following our defeat at the 2010 Red Bull Flutag, allegations of a cheating scandal
involving another team surfaced, and we disappeared from the public eye. We were merely observing and
working quietly, waiting for the right moment to return.
On January 19, 2012 the unscrupulous members of our government brought forth the Bill called
Bacon Only for Politicians Act, or (BOPA) for short. Translated into english, it will
limit and eradicate bacon from public consumption. They have targeted bacon, calling it fattening
and the single cause of obesity, in an elaborate plot, to keep all the bacon for themselves.
The government didn't think they could get away with this did they? Congratulations,
you’ve gotten our attention, and awakened a monster.
Team Bacon is no more. We are Baconymous. We are delicious. We do not forgive. We do
not forget. Expect us.