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No more nudity.
Censored?
The Hamburg court of justice has ordered to remove all explicit scenes from the layout.
In the light of these events, we would like to inform you about the consequences of this decision.
We have a problem: We are supposed to remove all offensive scenes immediately,
sex scenes and so on.
We have no idea yet, how to deal with this.
What's so bad about showing real life?
It's simply what people do from morning till night!
When I told the boys and girls about it, they thought I was joking,
that it was a hoax!
I had to explain it 25 times because they wouldn't believe me.
But it's the truth.
Here in the Wunderland I saw kids teaching their parents sex ed,
because they already knew the facts of life.
In order to conceal the scenes as quickly as possible,
we made an extra effort to produce censor bars in various sizes.
Our model makers patrol the Wunderland in teams of two, searching for scenes to conceal.
In case of an emergency:
During opening hours, our guides are equipped with black bars.
Because especially with these type of scenes, our guests really enjoy taking a closer look.
But what do our guests think about this new measure?
For the children: Yes.
Uhm...
Censorship is always bad.
No need for it.
Would be a pity.
I think it's more natural as it is, I don't think it's bad.
I don't think it's necessary.
Is this the end of the Wunderland as we know it?
Or will these creative minds find a way out of this dilemma?
In any case, the Wunderland will file an appeal against this decision.
Keep your fingers crossed!