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Previously on The Pantsless Detective:
You!
The Pantsless Detective
in
The Mystery of the Pilot Episode
Act 4: Enter... The Rat!
Who are you?
Who am I? Who are you to kidnap me?
Me? I didn't...
Smitty, you did this.
Well, duh.
I tailed Miss Phem Faye Tall while you were on the husband.
She met up with this dirtbag.
I overheard something about blackmail, she got mad and stormed off.
So I slipped him a Mickey and brought him here.
To find out more, but ...
He just won't talk.
I'll make him talk.
You were never any good at the rough stuff.
Takes a real man.
***.
What was that?
Brass Foal.
I just got this metal statue of a young horse.
Are you *** gonna
let me go or what?
What did you say?
I said, are you assho...
That was for the profanity.
Now what was this about blackmail?
I don't know nothin'.
Tell me! -No.
Tell
Me
About
The
Blackmail!
Is that all you got?
Smitty?
No, boss. Not the...
Smitty?
Now, talk.
Talk!
Noooo! Awwwwwwwwwowwwah!
Nooo! Awwwwwwwwwowwwah
I ain't talking! I ain't talking!
Smitty?
Nooooooooooooo!
The thug sang like a glee club canary auditioning for a dinner theater
production of an unpopular musical.
I knew I had to rush...
Rush to stop...
a ***!
Ahem!
You!
Has the detective been waylaid on his ambush?
Who is about to be murdered? And when you answer the phone,
do you bother saying, "Hello?" anymore or just say, "Hey, you" and assume its the person indicated by caller ID?
Find out next time on the exciting conclusion of:
The Pantsless Detective