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>> TODAY WE'RE GOINGRKO WO T ON
OUR COURTROOM DEMEANOR.
THE SEMINAR IS NOT OPTIONAL,
DIAZ.
YOU'RE TESTIFYING IN AN
AGGRAVATED ASSAULT CASE
TOMORROW.
THE D.A. IS WORRIED ABOUT HOW
YOU PRESENT YOURSELF ON THE
STAND.
I'M FINE ON THE STAND.
I'LL MAKE IT REAL SIMPLE SO EVEN
THOSE DUM DUMS CAN UNDERSTAND.
MAN DID CRIME.
>> LET ME MAKE SURE THEY KNOW,
THERE IS ACTUALLY AN APP, A PEC
ITUNES.APP ON
>> TERRY CREWS PEC POP PLAYER.
EARLIER YOU TOLD ME
THAT YOU PERSONALLY DRIVE THIS
MINI-VAN.
DRIVE A MINI-VAN
IN THE SHOW AND YOUR NAME ON THE
SHOW IS ALSO TERRY?
I'M THE ONLY CHARACTER NAMED
AFTER MY CHARACTER.
THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME.
CAN'T -- THEY
COULDN'T EVEN -- THEY WERE
WEREG TO WRITE IT AND THEY
JUST, WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT
YOU IN HERE.
SHOW.O: TELL US ABOUT THE
>> "BROOKLYN NINE-NINE," THE
ANDY SAMBERG VEHICLE WHO I
ONLY AS GOOD AS
THE PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH IN THIS
BUSINESS.
THAT'S THE THING.
YOU CAN'T DO IT BY YOURSELF.
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED IN THIS
COMEDY GAME TO BE HANGING WITH
BROTHERS AND YOUR BOY
EDDIE MURPHY.
ADAM SANDLER AND THE WHOLE
THING.
AND I KNEW I NEEDED TO BE ON THE
NEXT WINNING TEAM AND I KNEW
SAMBERG, ANDRE
BRAUGHER.
ANDRE.: OH,
HE'S BRILLIANT.
>> YES, HE IS.
ARSENIO: HOW'S HE DOING?
HE'S LIKE SIR ALEC GUINNESS,
ACTINGELLO, I STUDIED MY
AND I'M LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M DOING, I GOT TO BE A BETTER
BECAUSE I'M NEXT TO BRAUN
-- ANDRE BRAUGHER AND HE
"GLORY," AND WE WERE
COMES OVER,ANDRE
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
I'M SORRY, WE JUST
PLAYING AROUND."
LORD."♪ OH, MY "LAW AND
AND UDIS DE IS ON.
ARSENIO: TELL THEM HOW YOU GOT
NORBIT.
>> WOW.
BEEN SOINESS HAS
INCREDIBLE TO ME.
I GOT INVITED OVER EDDIE
HOUSE.S
YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, WHEN
YOU'VE BEEN INVITED OVER EDDIE
YOUNG,S HOUSE, EVERY
BLACK PERSON TRYING TO BE --
ARSENIO: COMEDY ACTOR.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, GOING TO SEE
JESUS.
BLACK, HE IS THAT -- IN
COMEDY, THAT'S WHAT WE ARE.
SO I GET OVER THERE AND FIRST OF
NERVOUS.K IN AND I'M
I'M LIKE, JUST DON'T MESS UP,
TOUCHMESS UP, DON'T
NOTHING, BREAK NOTHING, BECAUSE
IT'S TOO BIG.
SEELK IN THE KITCHEN AND I
YOU AND I SEE ARSENIO IN THE
KITCHEN LIKE -- AND I'M LIKE,
HEY.
NOW I'M ALREADY BLOWN.
THEN I SEE SUGAR RAY LEONARD
MAKING HIMSELF
SOMETHING TO DRINK.
OH, MY GOD!
AND THEN AT THE TOP OF THE
STAIRS THERE'S EDDIE.
THIS IS WEIRD, THOUGH, BECAUSE
ME LIKE -- AT
ARSENIO: YOU HEARD THE MUSIC?
ME ANDMUSIC STOPPED FOR
HE LOOKED DEAD AT ME AND I'M
LOOKING BEHIND ME, IS THERE
ELSE?DY
HE COMES DOWN THE STAIRS,
TREMENDOUS STAIRCASE AND THEN HE
WALKS ACROSS THE ROOM.
OH, HE'S COMING TO ME, AND I
THOUGHT THAT HE WAS GOING
TO KICK ME OUT.
I SWEAR.
I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE, WHY IS
MY HOUSE, I DON'T
KNOW THIS DUDE.
HE WALKS OVER TO ME, HE SAYS,
TERRY, HEY, MAN, I'M WRITING
"NORBIT," YOU WANT
TO BE IN THIS MOVIE WITH ME?
AND I'M LIKE, DUDE, YOU HAD ME
AT HELLO, MAN.
DUDE!
IS THE DREAM.
YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS UP.
IF SOMEBODY WROTE THAT, NO ONE
BELIEVE IT.
ARSENIO: I TOLD HIM -- WE WERE
AT DODGERS STADIUM RECENTLY, I
TOLD HIM, ONE DAY, I HAVE BEEN
AND YOUOUT, I WANT ME
TO HAVE A PUSH-UP CONTEST
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'S IN
INCREDIBLE SHAPE AND I WAS
THINKING TONIGHT MIGHT BE THE
PERFECT NIGHT BUT HERE'S THE
THING.
BUT HERE'S THE THING.
MY WARDROBE STYLIST SAID YOU
CAN'T DO SUIT AND YOU
PUSH-UPS.
WOULD YOU COME OVER FOR A
MOMENT.
I DON'T HAVE YOUR NAME BUT HE
LOOKS LIKE HE COULD DO SOME
PUSH-UPS.
HOW ARE YOU, SIR.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> NICK.
ARSENIO: THIS IS NICK, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN.
HOW ABOUT, YOU-ALL HAVE A
CONTEST, THE ONE THAT
LASTS THE LONGEST IS THE WINNER.
BUT YOU ALL PLAYED FOOTBALL,
YOU'RE IN IMPECCABLE SHAPE.
ON YOUR BACK AND
SOMEBODY SHOULD SIT ON HIS BACK.
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?
>> YEAH, I AM.
?RSENIO: COULD IT WORK
>> WE GOT TO BRING MY BABY OUT.
Y'ALL! MY WIFE,
OF MY LIFE,LOVE
RIGHT HERE.
A SHOE: AND SHE'S
YOU.ING NINJA, LET ME TELL
BACK.OULD SIT ON YOUR
>> USUALLY IT'S ANOTHER POSITION
BUT --
ARSENIO: TERRY CREWS,
PUSH-UP-OFF, ON YOUR MARK, GET
SET, GO!
[SCREAMING]
ARSENIO: WE'RE GOING TO BE HERE
ALL NIGHT.
I THINK IT'S A TIE, IT'S EYE --
TIE.
STOP, STOP, IT'S TOO MACHO IN
HERE.
HERE!OO MACHO IN
CREWS.REWS, REBECCA
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!