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Baa Haaaah!
Bubba here!
Oh, and I know I promised I wasn't gonna bug you
folks any more this year
But I'm tellin' ya right now
I heard this joke and I thought
It was so Fuuuh-nee!
I thought I had ta share it with y'all.
So here's how it goes....
These three fellers are drivin' home
on Christmas Eve, after their company Christmas party.
Well, they get into an accident
and all three die deader than road kill.
Well, they end up in front of St. Peter
and St Peter says, "Well, look," he says, "It's Christmas time
but I'll tell you what, if you guys can reach inta your pockets
and pull out something that's kinda Christmassy,
I'm gonna let cha inta heaven.
And the first guy, he looks all over and he reaches
and he goes, "This here is a Christmas candle."
St. Peter says, "Why, that's pretty good!"
He says, "I'm gonna letcha in."
So sure enough, the guy walks inta heaven.
The second guy, he looks around and reaches and goes,
(Keys jingling)
These here keys jingle just like jingle bells...
St. Peter says, "Well, that's really reachin, I'm telling ya,
but I'm gonna letcha in, 'cause it's Christmas."
And the third guy, he looks around
He's gettin a little worried and lookin all over the place
and finally he reaches down and finds a piece of material
And he pulls it out of his pants, and he holds it up
right in front of him and looks at St Peter.
St Peter says, "Those are women's ***!
He says," What's that have to do with Christmas?"
He says, "These are Carol's!"
Merry Christmas!