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(laughs)
YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR BRIDE.
(audience) WHOO!
AND THEN THERE WAS EVERYBODY ELSE.
I... (cries)
(cries) I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS MISSING...
(voice breaks) I WAS REALLY STARTING TO SEE
A FUTURE TOGETHER.
(sniffles)
OHH! I'M SUPER ATTRACTIVE. YOU DON'T FEEL A CONNECTION WITH ME?
LIKE, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, GOD? (bleep)
NOW THE MOST MEMORABLE BACHELORS AND BACHELORETTES
OF ALL TIME ARE BACK
(man) ALL THE GIRLS LOOK SMOKIN' HOT. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF 'EM.
OHH!
THEY'RE ALL LIVING IN ONE HOUSE...
WHOO!
(Wes) THERE'S DEFINITELY A VERY HEALTHY *** TENSION
GOING ON BETWEEN THE GUYS AND THE GIRLS.
(woman) KOVACS AND ELIZABETH SNUCK OFF TOGETHER
TO GET A LITTLE RENDEZVOUS TIME,
BETRAYAL...
(woman) THERE'S NOT ONE GUY IN THE HOUSE I WOULDN'T KISS
BACKSTABBING...
(man) SHE WAS TRYING TO USE HER ASSETS
CHEATING...
SCANDAL...
AND A WHOLE LOT OF CRYING.
(cries)
DON'T CRY. DON'T CRY.
(cries) NO, I'M SCARED.
I JUST... (cries)
I'M SO SORRY.
I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE THIS HARD SO SOON.
WELCOME TO "BACHELOR PAD."
(woman) I CAME IN HERE GOING FOR THE MONEY,
(man) WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
(Wes) HEY, IF I FIND LOVE,
AND I FIND SOMEBODY THAT I'M TOTALLY HEAD OVER HEELS FOR,
WHOO-HOO!
(Kiptyn) I THINK WITH TENLEY AND I BOTH,
(woman) I HAVEN'T MET SOMEONE LIKE HIM,
WHOO!
(Gia) I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH A BOYFRIEND,
A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP BACK HOME,
SHE, UH, POSSESSES ALL THE QUALITIES IN A WOMAN
WHOO!
EVERYONE'S GOT IT WRONG ABOUT YOU.
EVEN THOUGH SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND,
HELL, SHE'S GOT A ROSE.
IT'S GETTING EXCITING.
(woman) WHEN I KISS HIM, I FEEL... LOVED.
(man) IT IS TRUE THAT GIRLS ARE FRICKIN' CRAZY.
YOU'RE TRYING TO HURT ME SO THAT YOU CAN GET THE MONEY.
IF YOU TREAT ME POORLY,
IT COULD HAVE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES ON YOU.
IT'S GONNA GET TOUGHER NOW, 'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA HAVE
TO START VOTIN' OFF PEOPLE THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH.
(man) SHE'S A HOT GIRL, YOU KNOW.
SHE'S PLAYING YOU LIKE A FOOL.
DUDE, WE'RE IN A BAD SPOT.
I GUESS WITH EVERY HERO, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A VILLAIN, YOU KNOW?
HE IS SNEAKY. HE IS THE GUY AT THE END
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL ME? DANGEROUS.
SOMEONE'S TELLING ALL THESE RUMORS.
IT'S CAUSING A LOT OF TROUBLE.
(gagging)
ARE YOU--
(coughing)
(woman) THERE'S GONNA BE DRAMA, AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA FIGHT.
DON'T CALL ME A ***, MY MAN.
OR WHAT?
WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D THINK
IT'S NOT WORTH IT. I'M SORRY. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
EVERYONE'S GONNA SEE WHEN THIS AIRS
WHO'S REAL, WHO'S NOT, WHO'S FAKE
AND WHO'S A COMPLETE IMBECILE.
(sniffles) WELCOME TO THE "BACHELOR PAD."
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GREATEST VILLAIN
IN "BACHELOR" HISTORY RETURNS?
WILL THE WEATHERMAN AND CRAIG FINALLY COME TO BLOWS?
JUAN AND NIKKI HAD A SCANDALOUS ONE-NIGHT STAND
AT A "BACHELOR" REUNION.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THEY FACE EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME?
WILL TENLEY AND KIPTYN FINALLY REALIZE
THE LOVE AFFAIR EVERYONE'S HOPING FOR...
IF YOU HOOK UP WITH HER, YOU PROBABLY GOTTA WORRY
IT'S ALL COMING UP
ON THE SERIES PREMIERE OF "BACHELOR PAD,"
STARTING RIGHT NOW.
♪♪
HELLO AND WELCOME
TO THE EXCITING PREMIERE EPISODE OF "BACHELOR PAD."
I'M CHRIS HARRISON.
HUNDREDS OF MEN AND WOMEN
HAVE COME ON "THE BACHELOR" AND "BACHELORETTE"
TO FIND TRUE LOVE.
AS WE ALL KNOW, MANY FELL IN LOVE.
SOME HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED.
THEY'VE EVEN STARTED FAMILIES.
TODAY, WE'RE EMBARKING
ON A DIFFERENT KIND OF ROMANTIC JOURNEY.
"BACHELOR PAD" IS HOME TO THE MEN AND WOMEN
WHO DID NOT FIND LASTING LOVE ON "THE BACHELOR."
SOME LEFT HEARTBROKEN,
OTHERS IN TEARS.
NOW WE'RE BRINGING BACK
THE FUNNIEST, SEXIEST, CRAZIEST,
MOST MEMORABLE BACHELORS AND BACHELORETTES
FROM SEASONS PAST.
THEY'LL ALL BE LIVING UNDER ONE ROOF
AND SLEEPING IN ONE BEDROOM.
THEY'RE STILL SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR A SECOND SHOT AT LOVE
AND A CHANCE AT WINNING
A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS.
SO WHICH FORMER CAST MEMBERS WILL BE RETURNING HERE
TO THE MANSION?
WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT RIGHT NOW.
LET THE JOURNEY BEGIN.
♪♪
(laughs)
HI!
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! I'M REALLY GOOD.
YOU ARE THE FIRST.
FIRST EVER AT "BACHELOR PAD." YOU EXCITED?
ALL RIGHT. WELL, HEAD ON INSIDE.
GOOD LUCK.
(laughs) THANK YOU.
(Tenley) I'M SO READY FOR "BACHELOR PAD,"
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT'S A NEW BEGINNING.
MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME.
JAKE DUMPED ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
(laughs) I JUST THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME
FOR THESE GOOD THINGS TO START HAPPENING,
AND I KNOW THAT THEY'RE GOING TO.
I JUST THINK THEY MIGHT START WITH "BACHELOR PAD."
CHEERS TO ME. (laughs)
♪♪
HEAD ON INSIDE. THE REST WILL FOLLOW.
ALL RIGHT, BUD.
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
JESSE.
NATALIE.
GOOD. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
(Natalie) I WAS ON JASON'S SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR."
GOT DUMPED IN VEGAS,
BUT WE HAVE THESE SO-CALLED "'BACHELOR' REUNIONS,"
AND IT'S AMAZING, BECAUSE YOU MEET PEOPLE FROM PAST SEASONS,
AND IT'S AWESOME. EVERYWHERE YOU GO IN THE COUNTRY,
(screams and laughs)
OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOSH!
(squeals indistinctly and laughs)
I'M, LIKE, SHAKING RIGHT NOW.
I AM SHAKING.
HI.
NATALIE, NICE TO MEET YOU.
I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD. AM I DREAMING?
IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? IS JESSE SERIOUSLY HERE?
HE IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST GORGEOUS MALE
I HAVE EVER SEEN IN REAL LIFE. (laughs)
CHEERS TO THE TRIO.
AND HERE'S TO TAKING IT YOU'RE NOT ENGAGED TO ALI.
YEAH! GO, NATALIE. (laughs)
(Jesse B.) NATALIE IS SEXY, SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
YOU ARE SO CUTE. AND YOUR TATTOOS...
(Chris) WHAT'S UP, MAN?
ALL RIGHT, MAN. GET INSIDE. ENJOY. I'LL SEE YOU IN A BIT.
(David) I'VE HUNG OUT WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE
FROM THE OTHER SEASONS. THAT'S A LOT OF FUN.
I'M ANXIOUS TO GET IN THERE.
(screams)
DAVID'S HERE. I'M SO EXCITED.
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH DAVID. HE'S SO MUCH FUN.
I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR NEXT,
AS LONG AS IT'S ANOTHER GOOD-LOOKING GUY.
(Chris) GWEN.
HOW ARE YOU? IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
IT HAS. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE SEASON 2.
LIKE, YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BED DRUNK, BUT YOU'RE NOT.
(Tenley gasps) THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE!
YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?
OH! (laughs)
HI! WELCOME!
(David) I DON'T KNOW GWEN. IS SHE A LITTLE OLDER?
IS SHE A LITTLE OLDER THAN US? (laughs)
I'VE BEEN WATCHING, SO I KNOW I'LL PROBABLY KNOW EVERYBODY,
(Jesse B.) I GUESS GWEN WAS ON SEASON 2,
AND I'M NOT REALLY SURE
WHEN THEY STARTED DOING "THE BACHELORETTE,"
BUT SHE'S DEFINITELY SOMEONE I LOOK AT AS A MOM.
(laughs)
(David) YOU GUYS.
TENLEY.
(David) WHEN I SAW JESSIE S., I WAS JUST LIKE, WOW.
HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WEATHERMAN.
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING ANYBODY HERE?
WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ONE PERSON?
(chuckles) LET'S SEE. UH, CRAIG?
I MEAN, WHO NEEDS THAT DRAMA?
I MEAN, IF HIS HAIR SHOWS UP WITHOUT HIM, GREAT,
BUT OTHERWISE, NO ONE NEEDS THAT.
OH, MY GOD!
(Natalie) HEY, WHAT'S THE FORECAST?
HEY!
(Jonathan) I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO SEE CRAIG M. HERE,
JUST FOR THE FACT THAT HE'S A LIAR, HE'S A TROUBLEMAKER,
AND HE'S A CATEGORY 6 (bleep).
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
(gasps)
I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
THANKS.
(Nikki) WALKING INTO THE HOUSE,
I'M GREETED WITH BRAND-NEW FACES LIKE TENLEY,
GIVE ME A HUG, BABE.
(Nikki) IT'S REALLY REFRESHING
AND REALLY KIND OF, LIKE, EUPHORIC
JUST SAYIN'.
(Nikki) I DON'T WANT TO SEE JUAN IN THE HOUSE.
(Nikki) WE DID DATE BRIEFLY.
HE INVITED ME TO GO ON ONE OF OUR REUNION TRIPS,
AND AS SOON AS I GOT OUT THERE, HE HOOKS UP WITH ANOTHER GIRL.
JUST GIVING YOU A HEADS-UP--
(chuckles)
NO.
I'M REALLY HOPING NIKKI IS NOT GONNA BE IN THE HOUSE,
'CAUSE SHE IS THE ONE PERSON THAT CAN MAKE THINGS AWKWARD
GOOD LUCK, BUDDY. BYE.
THANKS, CHRIS. APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU.
THEY CAN BE.
(laughs) OH, NO.
HI.
DAVID.
(David) I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED
WITH JUAN AND NIKKI'S BACKSTORY, BUT I KNOW THERE'S SOME THERE.
YOU CAN--YOU CAN FEEL THE TENSION IN THE AIR
ARE YOU SHAKING? WELL, LET'S GET YOU A DRINK.
(Juan) WHEN I WALKED IN THE DOOR AND SAW NIKKI,
OH, WAIT. THERE'S ONE MORE HELLO.
CAN I GET A HUG?
HEY, SWEETIE.
OHH.
WHEN JUAN WENT TO CHICAGO TO BE WITH NIKKI,
THE ONLY REASON HE SLEPT WITH HER IS BECAUSE HE WANTED
A FREE PLACE TO STAY IN CHICAGO. HE'D NEVER SEEN THE CITY,
AND SO HE KNEW THAT CAME
WITH THE TERRITORY-- HE HAD TO SLEEP WITH HER.
SO, OF COURSE, NIKKI HATES JUAN WITH A PASSION, AND I DON'T KNOW
(David) HOW YA BEEN SINCE THE CRUISE?
JUAN BEING IN THIS HOUSE WITH ME
IS LITERALLY A WALKING NIGHTMARE,
SO I HOPE THAT HE GOES HOME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
COMING UP...
HEY!
PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY'S ARRIVED. THERE'S NO SIGN OF CRAIG M.
(Tenley) OH!
I THINK THE WEATHERMAN SHOULD HIDE. (laughs)
(chuckles) WOW.
(woman) IT'S JUST THE FIRST WEEK,
IF YOU TREAT ME POORLY,
IT COULD HAVE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES ON YOU.
ARE YOU THREATENING?
(woman) THE BOYS ARE VOTING THE GIRLS OFF,
AND THE GIRLS ARE VOTING THE BOYS,
I LET MY GUARD DOWN, AND I PUT MY HEART OUT THERE,
LYING, DECEIVING... THAT'S-- THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME, DUDE.
I'M SORRY.
(woman) THERE'S GONNA BE HOOKUPS,
(woman) MMM.
(Tenley cries) I JUST SAW HER, LIKE, FLIP
FROM "HEY, I LOVE YOU" TO "HEY, I HATE YOU."
I'M SCARED.
"OH, JONATHAN DOESN'T WANT THIS GUY CRAIG M. TO BE HERE."
BUT HONESTLY, THE GUY'S AN ALCOHOLIC.
(laughs)
(laughs) OH, CRAIG M--
IF HE'S AT THE BACHELOR PAD, POOR LITTLE WEATHERMAN.
HE JUST SEEMS LIKE A GUY WHO JUST... NEEDS A HUG.
(laughs)
IS SHE GONNA BE HERE, DO YOU THINK?
(David) UH, I THINK SO.
CHRIS! WHAT'S UP, AMIGO?
OF COURSE I DID.
YOU ARE SINGLE?
OKAY, OKAY.
HEY, L-LET'S SEE. I-IF NOT--
LOVE DON'T COME EASY, HUH?
I MEAN, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO LOSE.
MENTALLY, I'M PREPARED. PHYSICALLY, I'M STRONG.
I GOT MY GAME FACE ON,
AND, UM, I WANT TO TAKE IT HOME.
(Tenley) OH!
HEY, GUYS! WES IS IN THE HOUSE!
WHO IS IT?
(chuckles)
WELL, I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T THINK THERE'D BE
(Natalie) WES IS THE MOST FAMOUS VILLAIN
IN "BACHELOR" HISTORY, AND, UH, I HOPE THAT GIRLS
AND HOW DID YOU SQUEEZE YOUR WAY INTO THIS THING?
HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA HAVE AMERICA'S FAVORITE VILLAIN.
HE'S A HUGE, GINORMOUS (bleep).
MAKE YOUR LIPS CURL UP.
(Chris) KRISILY.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
I NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS THOUGHT I'D BE HERE AGAIN.
(Tenley) HI!
(David) HI!
(Krisily) BUT, UM...
WALKING IN THE DOOR WAS REALLY INTIMIDATING FOR ME TODAY.
JONATHAN. OH, HAND-- WHAT ARE WE DOING?
LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO THE OLD--HEY, WHAT'S UP?
WHO THE HELL IS KRISILY? I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL KRISILY IS.
YES.
I TOTALLY CAN BE A ***. I MEAN, AT THE END OF THE DAY,
THERE'S $250,000.
HI.
YEAH. (laughs)
(Elizabeth) I DEFINITELY THINK BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN.
THEY DEFINITELY CAN GET AWAY WITH BEING A LITTLE MORE DITZY.
(laughs) SO HERE I AM,
READY TO OPEN MY HEART UP AND WIN $250,000.
AAH!
(laughs)
(Jonathan) ELIZABETH IS HOT, BUT I'VE HEARD SHE'S TAKEN,
SPOKEN FOR BY SOMEBODY. (clicks tongue)
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. THE WEATHERMAN!
HOW ARE YOU?
I THINK SO.
(Tenley) HI! (laughs)
OH, NO. IT'S HIM.
(Elizabeth) I HAVE BEEN CRUSHING ON JESSE KOVACS
EVER SINCE I MET HIM,
AND I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE THESE FEELINGS FOR HIM...
HEY.
BECAUSE KOVACS BEING HERE IS SCREWING UP MY STRATEGY.
NOW MY FOCUS ISN'T SOLELY ON THE MONEY.
(Juan) THAT'S WHAT I SAID! HOW YOU GONNA BRING
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
(Jesse K.) I'VE KNOWN ELIZABETH FOR PROBABLY THREE MONTHS.
YEAH, WE'VE HOOKED UP A LITTLE BIT HERE AND THERE JUST--
YEAH, AND I JUST--I JUST SEE US AS FRIENDS,
AND I HAVE THE--I'M KINDA GETTING THE IMPRESSION
THAT SHE THINKS OF US AS MORE
AND WANTS MORE THAN I'M WILLING TO LET HAPPEN.
(Jesse K.) RIGHT NOW IN MY LIFE,
MONEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LOVE.
I HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON TRYING TO WIN THIS,
DID YOU TAP JULIE?
(laughs)
BUT THAT'S WHY I WAS-- THAT'S WHY I WAS OVER IT.
CHRIS, HOW YA DOIN'?
GOOD TO SEE YA.
I'VE BEEN GOOD. I'VE BEEN GOOD.
YEAH. I'M FIRED UP.
THE BIG QUESTION-- HOW ARE THE ABS?
'CAUSE I HEARD YOU LET YOURSELF GO,
(exhales deeply) TRAVELING'S ROUGH. TRAVELING'S ROUGH.
OKAY. COOL. ALL RIGHT. THANKS, CHRIS. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
(Kiptyn) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
I'VE KEPT IN TOUCH PROBABLY A HALF DOZEN OR MORE OF THE GUYS
FROM MY OWN SEASON,
AND I'VE BEEN IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE FROM JAKE'S SEASON.
HI! (laughs)
(woman) KIPTYN!
WHAT'S UP, GUYS? HEY, TENLEY.
GOOD TO SEE YOU. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
(Tenley) I'M REALLY EXCITED
THAT KIPTYN'S AT THE BACHELOR PAD WITH ME.
WE'VE HUNG OUT AND DONE DINNER AND STUFF PLENTY OF TIMES,
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW KIPTYN FEELS ABOUT ME.
I'M GOOD. I'M JUST SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW.
BUT IF HE WAS TO MAKE A MOVE,
(Kiptyn) ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU WANT SOME AIR?
(blows air)
(screams)
I'M ASHLEY.
THIS IS A REVOLVING DOOR OF HOT CHICKS.
HI. (laughs)
ONCE YOU CATCH YOUR BREATH FROM THE FIRST ONE,
ALL OF SUDDEN YOUR BREATH GETS KNOCKED OUT AGAIN.
HI, MICHELLE!
(women laughing)
OH, REALLY? OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE RIGHT.
(women speaking indistinctly)
(Elizabeth) I KNEW MICHELLE
FROM JAKE'S SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR,"
AND SHE IS ALL KINDS OF DRAMA.
THAT GIRL--SHE IS INSANE. SHE'S GOTTA GO.
YES. YEAH. ALL OF 'EM. ALL OF 'EM ARE ATTRACTIVE.
GOOD-LOOKIN' GIRLS.
(Wes) YOU KNOW, MICHELLE PROBABLY GOT ONE OF
THE HOTTEST BODIES IN THE HOUSE, BUT HERE'S THE DEAL--IF YOU
HOOK UP WITH HER, YOU PROBABLY GOTTA WORRY ABOUT HER CHOPPING
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE AROUND 72 ALREADY.
(Jonathan) THERE ARE A LOT OF HOT GIRLS IN THIS HOUSE,
BUT THE ONE I'M HOPING THAT WALKS THROUGH THAT DOOR IS GIA,
BECAUSE THERE'S HOT, AND THEN THERE'S...
(high-pitched voice) ♪ HOT ♪
(laughs)
WAIT. SOMEBODY'S HERE. I KNOW HER.
GIA?
GIA.
(Krisily) GIA WALKS IN,
AND WE ALL LOST ALL THE ATTENTION FROM THE BOYS.
LIKE, SHE WALKS IN, AND THE BOYS WERE JUST STARING IN AWE.
IT REALLY MUST BE HARD TO BE THAT GORGEOUS.
MAN!
(Jesse K.) GIA'S GORGEOUS-- GREAT FACE, LIPS, BODY.
WHAT'S UP, BABY?
I'M WES.
(Wes) GIA WAS JUST REALLY GOOD-LOOKIN'.
THIS WOULD BE THE PLACE I'D WANT TO BE.
(Gia) GOING INTO THIS, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED,
BECAUSE THERE'S GONNA BE GUYS IN THE HOUSE.
I DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND,
AND THERE'S TEMPTATION ALL AROUND,
BECAUSE YOU SEE EVERYBODY HOOKING UP AND FLIRTING,
AND YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU KNOW? YOU GOTTA...
YOU GOTTA STEP BACK.
♪♪
HOW YA DOIN'?
I'M BACK.
I THINK WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF,
SHH, SHH, SHH. HOLD ON. WAIT. THERE SHE IS. THERE SHE IS. HEY.
(Jonathan) HAVING CRAIG IN THE HOUSE IS IN SERIOUS ISSUE.
WHAT'S WITH THE HAIR?
IT'S--IT'S A LITTLE SHORTER, BUT, UH, YOU KNOW,
YEAH. IT LOOKS GOOD.
(Jonathan) PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY'S ARRIVED.
THERE'S NO SIGN OF CRAIG M.
LOOKS LIKE I AND EVERYBODY ELSE HERE IS IN THE CLEAR.
(gasps) HEY!
HEY. HOW ARE YA?
TENLEY, VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
JONATHAN.
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? GOOD TO SEE YOU.
(Elizabeth) HE WAS SO MEAN TO THE WEATHER GUY.
I THINK THE WEATHERMAN SHOULD HIDE. (laughs)
(chuckles) WOW.
GREAT. (bleep) FACE IS HERE.
YEAH.
(Jonathan) I REALLY DID NOT GET ALONG WITH CRAIG M.,
(speaks indistinctly)
I WANT CRAIG M. OUT OF THE HOUSE.
ONE LESS DISTRACTION FOR ME TO WORRY ABOUT TO GET TO THE MONEY.
♪♪
♪♪
THE BOYS ARE TALLER, MUCH TALLER THAN I THOUGHT, WHICH IS GOOD.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
(Krisily) I WAS LIKE, "SORRY, WEATHERMAN."
(woman) YOU, TOO.
(Gwen) I'M SURPRISED THERE'S NOBODY FROM, LIKE...
(Kiptyn) IS IT REALLY?
THE COMPETITION LEVEL IS GOING TO BE TURNED UP A FEW NOTCHES
'CAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO WIN MONEY, BUT THROW IN LOVE,
AND I THINK IT COMPLETELY TURNS THE TABLES.
ARE YOU LADIES LOOKING TO, LIKE, HAVE THAT CONNECTION
I'M OPEN TO IT.
I AM SO EXCITED.
I'M GOING INTO "BACHELOR PAD" WITH A TOTALLY OPEN MIND
THAT I COULD FIND LOVE, I COULD WIN MONEY.
I'M JUST GONNA BE MYSELF AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
(glass clinks)
(man) HELLO. HELLO.
YES.
COME ON IN. YOU GUYS HAVE A SEAT. IT'S YOUR HOUSE.
(David) NO, JESSE, SIT.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE ALL OF YOU, BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
(laughter)
ALL IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME.
(man) THANKS, CHRIS.
I'M SURE YOU'RE DYING TO KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.
THERE ARE 19 OF YOU. EACH OF YOU HAS A CHANCE
WHOO!
AND A SHOT AT WINNING $250,000.
(cheering)
(Wes) ALL RIGHT!
WHOO!
AND HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
EACH WEEK, THERE WILL BE A COMPETITION.
THAT WINNER OF THAT COMPETITION WILL RECEIVE A ROSE.
WINNING A ROSE MEANS TWO THINGS.
FIRST, YOU'RE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION THAT WEEK.
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, GETTING A ROSE WILL ALLOW YOU
TO ON AN INTIMATE DATE
WITH THE GUYS OR GIRLS OF YOUR CHOICE.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I DO HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
YOU WILL BE VOTING EACH OTHER OFF EACH WEEK.
GUYS, YOU'RE GONNA BE VOTING OFF THE GIRLS.
GIRLS, VICE-VERSA.
(woman) WHAT? COME ON.
THAT'S DIRTY. THAT'S DIRTY.
ALL RIGHT, I'M SURE YOU'VE DONE THE MATH.
YOU CAN SEE THERE ARE MORE WOMEN THAN MEN HERE.
THAT'S BECAUSE THERE HAVE BEEN MORE SEASONS
OF "THE BACHELOR" THAN "THE BACHELORETTE."
BUT, LADIES, I'M GONNA WARN YOU RIGHT NOW--
WHEW. THAT'S SOME PRESSURE.
NOW AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON HERE.
SO I HAVE BROUGHT IN A CO-HOST.
SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR BACHELORETTES WE HAVE EVER HAD.
SHE'S ALSO A FRIEND OF MINE.
SO I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MELISSA RYCROFT.
(cheering)
GOOD.
WHAT'S UP?
OH, YEAH. WONDER IF THERE'S A SHOT.
YEAH.
DULY NOTED. YOU ARE MARRIED NOW. CONGRATULATIONS.
SO MELISSA'S GONNA BE HELPING ME OUT, AND I PROMISE,
WE ARE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN. GO EXPLORE THE REST OF THE PAD.
(man) THANKS, GUYS.
♪♪
(indistinct conversations)
I'M LIKE, OH. OH, MY GOD. IT'S LOCKED.
IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO MAINTAIN FRIENDSHIPS WITH THE BOYS,
BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONES VOTING THE GIRLS OUT.
I AM SO FORTUNATE, BECAUSE I'M ALREADY FRIENDS
WITH THE MAJORITY OF THE BOYS HERE, AND JESSE AND I
HAVE AN ATTRACTION TOWARDS EACH OTHER,
WOW. IT'S LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS.
MAN, GUYS VOTING THE GIRLS OFF. GIRLS VOTING THE GUYS OFF.
IF I START HOOKING UP WITH THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL,
THAT COULD TOTALLY SCREW MY CHANCES
I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, MAYBE IF I HOOK UP
WITH THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL, MAYBE THAT WILL HELP ME
GET THROUGH THE NEXT ROUND. MY BRAIN JUST, LIKE, ATE ITSELF.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
WHERE ARE THE BEDROOMS?
AHA!
(laughs)
(woman) FOUND IT!
THERE'S BEDS HERE. THIS IS DORM ROOM-ISH.
(Natalie) OH, HILARIOUS!
(woman gasps) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
BECAUSE GUYS ARE VOTING GIRLS OFF, GIRLS ARE VOTING GUYS OFF,
NOBODY WANTS TO WAKE UP WITH SOME BEAUTIFUL MAN
LITERALLY 2 FEET AWAY,
WITH MORNING BREATH, NO MAKEUP, AT, LIKE, 7:00 A.M.
(Juan) ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST GONNA WARN YOU RIGHT NOW,
I SNORE LIKE A CHAIN SAW.
YOU WANNA GO UNDERNEATH ME, KIPTYN?
IT'S GONNA BE SO INTERESTING, WHEN EVERYBODY GOES TO SLEEP,
WHO'S GONNA HOOK UP WITH WHO?
IT'S GONNA BE KINDA FUN TO WATCH.
IT'S KINDA FUN, GUYS AND GIRLS.
WHAT?
HI, HONEY.
SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS SHARE A BED? (laughs)
I DON'T HAVE MY UNDERWEAR ON YET.
FOR ME IT'S EXCITING,
(woman) I WANNA BE BY THE POOL!
HEY-O!
♪♪
(laughs)
(David) WE'RE STAYING IN THIS AWESOME HOUSE
WITH SMOKING HOT GIRLS,
BUT WOMEN HAVE PROVEN TO ME HOW SNEAKY THEY REALLY ARE.
(Elizabeth) LET'S ALL DECIDE, LIKE, AS A GROUP,
AT THIS POINT, I THINK THAT WOULD BE THE BEST,
(woman) WHO DO YOU WANNA SEE GO?
(Natalie) IT'S GONNA BE HARD 'CAUSE WE'RE VOTING
(woman) MM-HMM.
SO I GUESS I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW ALL OF 'EM REALLY WELL.
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO KNOW CRAIG M. VERY WELL.
AND--AND ALSO, HE'S NOT INVESTED IN ANY OF US, LIKE...
YEAH, I MEAN, I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH ALL KNOW
(Elizabeth) ALL OF US GIRLS TALKED,
AND WE CAME TO A DEFINITE DECISION
THAT CRAIG WOULD BE THE FIRST TO GO.
I HAD A BAD OPINION OF HIM AFTER WATCHING
HOW HE TREATED JONATHAN ON ALI'S SEASON.
(Tenley, singsongy) PILLOW FIGHT!
YOU.
(Elizabeth) TODAY'S COMPETITION IS HUGE.
WE HAVE TO WIN THIS TO GET RID OF HIM.
ALL RIGHT, HEY, GUYS! WELL, I HATE TO SPOIL THE FUN
OUT HERE, BUT WE NEED TO HEAD TO THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE
FOR YOUR VERY FIRST COMPETITION.
(woman) OOH!
COMING UP...
(Gia) JEALOUS WOMEN-- THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
♪ DUN DUN DUN ♪
♪ TOMORROW IS COMING ♪
NO!
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
(crying) NO, I'M SCARED.
WE HAVE TO WIN THIS TO GET RID OF HIM.
(Peyton) THE COMPETITION LEVEL IS
MY HEART'S IN IT, AND HIS ISN'T.
IF AT SOME POINT, YOU'RE LIKE,
"OKAY, I FEEL LIKE SHE'S GONNA SWITCH THIS AROUND.
IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM HERE ANYMORE, I'M GONNA SUPPORT YOU.
(Jesse K.) I'M IN A BAD SPOT. I'M IN A REALLY BAD SPOT.
(Elizabeth, crying) WHEN I KISS HIM, I FEEL... LOVE.
AND IT HURTS.
(sniffles)
AND THE GIRLS ARE VOTING OFF GUYS,
SO I DEFINITELY WANT TO WIN THIS COMPETITION.
WINNING A COMPETITION MEANS YOU'RE SAFE,
AND YOU GET TO HOST A DATE.
OH!
♪♪
SPIRIT FINGERS. SPIRIT FINGERS, EVERYBODY.
(Wes) THAT'S A BIG TWISTER BOARD. I'M NOT FLEXIBLE.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER TRIED TO TAKE A 2x4 AND BEND IT
YEAH!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M GOING TO WIN TWISTER!
(laughs)
YEAH, BABY!
(laughs)
WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST COMPETITION.
(cheering)
TWISTER!
IF YOU NEED A REMINDER WHAT'S UP FOR GRABS,
IT'S SITTING RIGHT THERE ON THAT TABLE--THE ROSE.
WHOO!
AND THAT PERSON--SAFE FROM ELIMINATION THIS WEEK,
AND THEY GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO ON A DATE
WITH THE THREE GUYS OR GIRLS THEY CHOOSE.
(woman) THIS IS SO AWESOME.
WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I THINK EVERYBODY CAN RECOGNIZE
THIS GAME FROM WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER, TWISTER,
BUT THIS IS OUR JUMBO SIZE "BACHELOR PAD" TWISTER.
AND WHEN WE ARE DOWN TO OUR FINAL FOUR PEOPLE,
(man) WHOA.
SO OBJECT REMAINS THE SAME--
THE LAST PERSON STANDING IS THE WINNER.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR SPOTS AROUND THE BOARD,
AND LET'S START PLAYING.
GOING INTO TWISTER, ALL THE GIRLS NEED CRAIG TO LOSE.
BECAUSE IF HE WINS, WE CAN'T VOTE OFF CRAIG.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HERE WE GO. THE FIRST ONE...
RIGHT FOOT, BLUE.
(woman) AAH! OH!
LEFT HAND, RED.
(Ashley) I'M SORRY!
(woman speaks indistinctly)
(Krisily) THERE IS NO SHORTAGE
OF GOOD-LOOKING MEN IN THIS HOUSE AT ALL.
I'VE NEVER SEEN MEN WITH SUCH HARD BODIES
HEY, KIPTYN. DON'T TURN AROUND, DUDE.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, READY? LEFT HAND, RED.
(woman) WES, MY HEAD IS RIGHT IN YOUR ***. WHOO!
I LOVE IT, BABY.
IT WAS KINDA HARD TO CONCENTRATE BECAUSE EVERYWHERE I LOOKED,
I JUST HAD, YOU KNOW, SWIMSUIT MODELS,
UH, IN THE WEIRDEST POSES, YOU KNOW, CONTORTED.
IT WAS AWESOME. I'M NOT GONNA LIE. IT WAS AWESOME.
LEFT HAND, RED.
ASHLEY, YOU FELL DOWN. YOU'RE OUT.
GRAB A SEAT ON THE BLEACHERS.
(Melissa) ALL RIGHT. RIGHT FOOT, GREEN.
TENLEY, I SAID "RIGHT FOOT," NOT "LEFT FOOT." YOU'RE OUT.
(Jessie) WHEN I HEAR TENLEY'S NAME GET CALLED,
I WAS SHOCKED, 'CAUSE, LIKE, TENLEY'S MORE ATHLETIC.
TENLEY IS, LIKE, WAS A DANCER AND EVERYTHING.
SO I REALLY THOUGHT THAT TENLEY WAS GONNA BE MY COMPETITION.
LEFT FOOT, BLUE.
(Chris) KRISILY'S UP. COME ON OVER.
(woman) SORRY.
KIPTYN, YOU TOOK YOUR HAND OFF. YOU ARE OUT.
AAH!
(woman) THAT WAS A GOOD TRY.
SEVEN PEOPLE--ONE WOMAN LEFT IN THE COMPETITION.
(woman) GO, JESSIE!
WITH THE *** SHAKE.
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO SMOKING HOT,
JESSIE IS DEFINITELY SMOKING HOT.
SHE HAS THE NICEST *** I'VE EVER SEEN, AND I WAS ENJOYING MYSELF
(Melissa) LEFT HAND, RED.
THAT WOULD BE YOUR RIGHT HAND, RED, WES.
(Melissa) KOVACS, YOU DRAGGED YOUR FOOT. YOU'RE OUT.
(women) WHOO!
ALL RIGHT. LEFT HAND, GREEN.
HEY, GIRLS, WHAT GUY DO YOU WANT TO WIN?
(Chris) ALL EXCEPT FOR WHO, ELIZABETH?
CRAIG! OUT, CRAIG.
CRAIG, THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU MOTIVATION
OUT. GET HIM OUTTA HERE.
(Wes speaks indistinctly)
I'M GIVING YOU THE SAME TREATMENT
THAT YOU GAVE JONATHAN, EXCEPT I'M NICER ABOUT IT.
I'M JUST SAYING, YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR.
I'M CALLING CRAIG M. OUT ON THE BOARD BECAUSE HE IS MEAN,
I DON'T LIKE HIM, AND I WANT HIM GONE.
I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE MAN.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO WIN THE SAFE ROSE
BECAUSE THAT MEANS WE CAN'T GET RID OF HIM THE FIRST NIGHT.
FIVE PEOPLE LEFT. JESSIE OUR LONE GIRL.
ALL RIGHT, RIGHT HAND... RED.
(all) NO!
OKAY, GUYS, WE ARE DOWN TO OUR FINAL FOUR.
(Chris) A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR FINAL FOUR.
(Jessie) SO THE LITTLE BOARD COMES OUT.
THERE'S FOUR OF US LEFT, AND THERE'S, LIKE,
TEN SPOTS ON THIS LITTLE BOARD AND THERE'S FOUR OF US,
AND IT'S ME AND THREE MEN, SO THAT'S NOT GIVING ME
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR FINAL FOUR--
JESSIE, CRAIG,
JUAN, AND JESSE ON THE END.
(cheering)
I WAS ROOTING FOR JESSE B. BECAUSE THERE WAS, LIKE,
A CONNECTION RIGHT WHEN I WALKED IN THE HOUSE,
AND I REALLY WANT HIM TO WIN.
(man speaks indistinctly)
(Chris) JESSE. OH.
(woman) HE'S OUT!
(woman) GOOD JOB.
(Chris) RIGHT FOOT, RED.
RIGHT FOOT, RED. JUAN, YOU ARE OUT.
(Jessie) OH! (speaks indistinctly)
OH, I'M SO GLAD JUAN DID NOT WIN THIS COMPETITION.
HAD JUAN WON... (chuckles) TWISTER,
(woman) OH!
(Chris) SO WE HAVE IT DOWN TO TWO--ONE GUY, ONE GIRL.
(woman) I CAN'T HEAR.
"IF--IF I WIN, I'LL TAKE YOU FOR SURE,
AND IF YOU WIN, TAKE ME." SO RIGHT FROM THERE,
IT WAS HER IDEA, AND I WENT FOR IT. IT MAKES SENSE.
(Chris) LET'S DO THIS.
RIGHT HAND, GREEN.
(Elizabeth) NOW IT'S DOWN TO JESSIE, MY GIRL JESSIE,
AND CRAIG.
JESSIE HAS TO FOCUS.
SHE HAS TO KEEP HER HEAD IN THE GAME
AND GET CRAIG OUT OF THERE.
(Chris) SHE'S GOOD.
RIGHT HAND, RED.
OH, NO!
OH!
WHEN CRAIG WON THE COMPETITION,
I PRETTY MUCH KNEW FOR SURE THERE WAS NO GOD.
NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE WANTS TO SPEND ANY EXTRA TIME
WITH CRAIG M., ESPECIALLY ME, AND NOW HE'S GOT--GOT A ROSE,
SO HE'S STICKING AROUND A LITTLE LONGER. (blows raspberry)
THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT.
I GOT THE FIRST ROSE.
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T GET IN A BETTER POSITION RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW, I'M THE KING OF THE CASTLE RIGHT NOW,
I'M THE KING OF THE HOUSE, SO, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE BETTER
I WANT TO REMIND YOU-- YOU ARE NOW SAFE
ALL OF US GIRLS--OUR STRATEGY WAS TO GET CRAIG
OUT OF THE HOUSE, AND NOW WE HAVE TO RESTRATEGIZE
BECAUSE HE WON THE COMPETITION AND NOW HAS A ROSE AND IS SAFE,
THE DATE IS ALSO YOURS.
YOU WILL CHOOSE THREE WOMEN TO GO ON THE DATE WITH YOU,
AND ON THIS DATE,
THERE WILL BE A ROSE FOR YOU TO GIVE OUT.
THE WOMAN YOU GIVE THIS ROSE TO WILL ALSO BE SAFE
FROM ELIMINATION THIS WEEK. A LOT ON THE LINE.
SO CRAIG GETS TO CHOOSE THREE LADIES
TO GO ON THE DATE WITH HIM, AND ONE OF THEM WILL ULTIMATELY
GET THE ROSE AND BE SAFE, AND I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY KNOW HIM.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BACKGROUND WITH HIM,
SO GETTING HIM TO THINK I'M A GREAT GIRL AND LIKE ME
WOULD BE IMPORTANT BECAUSE IF HE LIKES ME,
AS FOR WHEN YOU CHOOSE WHO GOES ON THE DATE,
WHERE YOU'LL BE GOING, YOU'LL FIND OUT, OF COURSE,
(women) OH!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, CHRIS.
THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY INTERESTING,
AS THE GAME PLAY BEGINS.
(Elizabeth) IF CRAIG ASKS ME TO GO ON THIS DATE WITH HIM,
I WILL PROBABLY SLIT MY WRISTS.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA BE VOTED OFF THE FIRST ELIMINATION,
SO I DON'T WANT TO GO ON THE DATE WITH CRAIG.
I DON'T WANT THE SAFE ROSE.
I THINK IT WOULD BE THE MOST BORING DATE,
I THINK I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN, AND I'D BE MISSING JESSE KOVACS.
(Michelle) CRAIG WON THE CHALLENGE,
SO HE HAS THIS POWER.
♪ DUN, DUN, DUN ♪
♪ TOMORROW IS COMING ♪
(Krisily) THE BOYS ARE VOTING THE GIRLS OFF,
AND THE GIRLS ARE VOTING BOYS, SO THERE'S GONNA BE HOOKUPS,
(woman) MMM. (kisses) MM.
WHY ARE WE-- WHY ARE WE CRYING?
I JUST WANT YOU TO APPRECIATE WHAT I DO FOR YOU.
(Jesse K.) I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE I REALLY FELT LIKE
I MIGHT HAVE SHOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT,
IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM HERE ANYMORE, I'M GONNA SUPPORT YOU.
(Elizabeth) I'M NERVOUS
THAT KOVACS COULD BE UP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK TONIGHT.
GOD, I AM SO EMOTIONAL. (sniffles)
♪♪
WHAT'S UP?
(Craig) YOU KNOW, WINNING THAT EVENT,
I FEEL, YOU KNOW, I FEEL GREAT. I'M IN THE BEST SPOT
ANYONE COULD BE IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
I MEAN, I'M THE BACHELOR TODAY. YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE THE MAN,
REALLY, YOU KNOW, IT'S--IT'S--IT'S SURREAL,
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ELIZABETH WITH YOU ON YOUR DATE?
(woman) AND NATALIE. AND NATALIE.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I THINK NATALIE--
WELL, I-I WANTED... (speaks indistinctly)
JUST SCREW EVERYBODY ELSE AND JUST TAKE ME.
(woman) THANK YOU. BYE.
BECAUSE THE GIRLS VOTE OFF THE GUYS,
UM, MY STRATEGY FOR THIS DATE, UH, IS DEFINITELY TO BRING
A COUPLE OF THE GIRLS WHO DON'T KNOW ME THAT WELL
OR MAY NOT BE ON MY SIDE 100%.
ELIZABETH, YOU WANNA COME FOR A LITTLE QUICK CHAT?
WITH YOU?!
(David) ELIZABETH, GO.
REALLY?
ELIZABETH'S PROBABLY WOULD BE THE GIRL, UH, FOR SURE,
THAT'S NOT ON MY SIDE THE MOST FOR RIGHT NOW.
BUT I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
BECAUSE I FELT LIKE YOU WERE GIVING ME HEAT.
I'M NOT JOKING. I'M A VERY HONEST PERSON.
I HAVE BAD, BAD VIBES TOWARDS YOU BECAUSE...
I'M A VERY, LIKE, FEELINGS KINDA GIRL, LIKE...
LIKE, WHEN I FIRST MEET SOMEONE, I GET A VIBE,
AND I'M, LIKE, I'LL-- I'LL EITHER MAKE AN OPINION
HEY, WELL...
IT TAKES HIM A LITTLE BIT TO HAVE TO WIN MY...
WELL, OBVIOUSLY-- THAT'S OBVIOUSLY
WHY I C-COMING OVER AND TALK TO YOU.
I MEAN, I WANT YOU TO, YOU KNOW, GET TO KNOW ME MORE,
SO WHY DON'T YOU WIN ME OVER?
I GUESS I'M MAYBE--THAT'S WHY I'M SITTING DOWN WITH YOU.
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, I COULD TELL THAT...
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ME FOR SOME REASON,
AND I JUST WANTED TO LIKE, "COME ON.
GIVE ME--GIVE ME A CHANCE HERE."
'CAUSE I'M EASYGOING, GREAT PERSONALITY,
OKAY.
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO GO ON THIS DATE EARLIER WITH CRAIG,
BUT IF CRAIG ASKS ME TO GO ON THIS DATE WITH HIM
AND I CAN GET CRAIG TO GIVE ME THE ROSE,
IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE ME THAT MUCH CLOSER TO THE $250,000,
UM, I--SO HOPEFULLY--
PROVE IT TO ME.
RIGHT.
(woman) REALLY?
I GUESS HE WOULD TAKE HER, THOUGH,
(woman) FOR SURE.
AND IT'D BE SMART FOR HIM TO TAKE HER.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S SAFE.
I MEAN, THERE'S THREE WOMEN AND ONE ROSE.
ONE ROSE IS THE SAFER GIRL.
(Krisily) OF COURSE. SHE'D BE STUPID NOT TO.
THAT'S NOT COOL, THOUGH, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S, LIKE,
IT'S A GAME. IT'S $250,000.
AND, UM, NOW HE GETS TO GO ON THIS DATE
WITH THREE OTHER WOMEN,
AND HE ALSO GETS TO HAVE A ROSE TO GIVE TO ONE OF THE GIRLS.
(woman speaks indistinctly)
MAYBE IT'LL STRETCH OUT.
♪ TOMORROW IS COMING ♪
SO HE HAS THIS POWER
TO KEEP A WOMAN SAFE FROM BEING ELIMINATED.
THANK YOU.
SO THAT'D BE KINDA COOL
IF I WAS ONE OF THE GIRLS AND THEN GOT THAT ROSE.
I'M GONNA FALL OFF THIS BUNK BED.
(man) GOOD NIGHT.
(Krisily) THE BOYS ARE VOTING THE GIRLS OFF,
AND THE GIRLS ARE VOTING BOYS. AND AT THE END OF THE DAY,
GIRLS WILL DO AND SAY ANYTHING TO GET A ROSE
IN ORDER TO STAY IN THE HOUSE, SO THERE'S GONNA BE HOOKUPS,
(yawns) MM. I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
(woman moaning, kissing sounds)
(bed creaks)
(woman) MMM.
MMM.
MMM.
♪♪
(crying)
I HEARD...
(makes kissing sounds) I WAS LIKE, WAIT A SECOND.
HOOK UP? NO.
I COULD NOT SLEEP. I SWEAR--I SWEAR...
(woman gasps)
I SWEAR.
(woman) GROSS.
I'M PRETTY SURE.
(toilet flushes)
WHO WAS IT WITH, THOUGH?
(woman) SHE WAS ALREADY HUNGOVER AND SICK.
NO, I WASN'T, BUT NOW I AM.
ME, TOO.
YOU THINK IT'S A STRATEGY?
(Ashley) CRAIG AND MICHELLE WERE MAKING OUT,
AND CRAIG HAS THE ROSE RIGHT NOW, SO HE HAS POWER.
WHOEVER GETS THAT ROSE GETS IMMUNITY, SO WE FIGURED,
WELL, MAYBE SHE DID IT BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO GET THAT ROSE
AND ENSURE THAT SHE WAS SAFE FROM ELIMINATION.
(Ashley) I DON'T THINK SO.
(Wes) IS SHE HERE? CAN SHE HEAR US?
SHE CAN HEAR US?
(woman) SO THAT'S PRETTY VALID INFORMATION
(woman) I CAN'T BELIEVE TENLEY SAW THAT.
I THINK IT WAS...
(woman whispers indistinctly)
BASICALLY, I-I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING
TO FIND OUT THAT SOMEBODY STARTED A RUMOR
THAT I HAD HOOKED UP WITH CRAIG, AND THAT GOT ME VERY FRUSTRATED.
IT MADE ME UPSET. I WAS, LIKE, ON THE VERGE OF CRYING,
BECAUSE I'M LIKE, "OKAY, IT'S THIS EARLY ON IN THE GAME,
AND SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS A GAME PLAN TO EFF SOMEBODY OVER."
OH, I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
(Michelle) FOR ME, IT IS, THOUGH.
WHATEVER HAPPENED, I PUT MY EARPLUGS IN AND DID NOT--
(Ashley) SO SOMEBODY WAS HOOKING UP, THOUGH.
(Michelle) I WAS WAY ACROSS ON THE OTHER SIDE, SO...
TENLEY IS A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE,
AND MICHELLE'S CLAIMING THAT SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH CRAIG.
BUT I THINK, PERHAPS SHE DID SOMETHING SO THAT SHE WOULD GET
TO GO ON THE DATE AND GET THE SAFE ROSE.
I DON'T KNOW.
IF I HAVE TO GO ON THE DATE WITH CRAIG AND MICHELLE,
(knock on door)
JESSIE, I KNOW, MAN, IT'S YOU. IT'S GONNA BE A DATE CARD.
(man) WHO'S GOING ON THE DATE?
THERE IT IS.
(Jessie) WE HEAR A KNOCK ON THE DOOR,
GUYS, THE DATE CARD'S HERE!
(Jessie) 98% OF ME THINKS THAT I'M GOING, BUT I WANTED
TO BELIEVE THAT FOR SURE, 100%, CRAIG WAS GONNA TAKE ME.
I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO ACTUALLY READ OUT THAT CARD
(woman) ALL RIGHT.
SEE, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. "SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GET
OOH!
"NOW'S THE TIME TO PICK YOUR DATES.
(Craig) THERE'S A LOT OF GIRLS
IN THIS HOUSE THAT I WANNA TAKE--YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN--
SOME FOR DIFFERENT REASONS, BUT THESE THREE GIRLS, UM,
I'M DEFINITELY TAKING THEM BECAUSE I WANTED THEM
TO GET TO KNOW ME, THE REAL CRAIG, AND, UH,
OBVIOUSLY, I'D LOVE TO TAKE ALL YOU WONDERFUL WOMEN.
THAT'S THE TRUTH. SO, YOU KNOW, HUGE SURPRISE--
UM, JESSIE AND I WERE THE F-FINAL TWO STANDING
(man) YAY!
I WOULD LOVE TO!
(cheering)
THE SECOND ONE IS, UH--
IS, UH, SOMEONE I DON'T REALLY KNOW RIGHT NOW
AND I JUST WANT TO, YOU KNOW, KIND OF GET TO KNOW HER BETTER.
IT'S GWEN.
(woman) YAY, GWEN!
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE,
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DID I THINK I'D BE PICKED.
SO I'M REALLY SHOCKED. I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED ME
(woman) YAY!
ALL RIGHT.
(Gwen) I THOUGHT, FOR SURE, HE'D PICK SOMEBODY ELSE--
MAYBE MICHELLE.
SO LAST ONE, I JUST THINK
SHE'S GOT THE WRONG OPINION POSSIBLY ABOUT ME,
AND I WANT HER TO GET TO REALLY KNOW ME.
SO, UH, ELIZABETH, UH, DO YOU WANT TO COME ON A DATE WITH ME?
I WILL.
I WILL.
I REALLY DIDN'T WANNA GO ON THIS DATE, BUT GWEN BEING CHOSEN
FOR THE DATE TOOK ME BY COMPLETE SURPRISE.
I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA CHOOSE MICHELLE.
KOVACS KNOWS I'M NOT INTO CRAIG.
LET'S GO.
(woman) HAVE FUN!
AND SO I'LL DO WHATEVER I NEED TO DO TO GET THE ROSE.
NOW THIS IS THE LADY-KILLER.
(spritzing)
♪♪
(Craig chuckles)
(engine starts)
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
OKAY. LET'S GET IN.
(Craig) LADIES. THIS DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS.
♪♪
(Elizabeth, singsongy) OOH, I SEE WATER!
I SEE WATER!
HOT AND COLD.
AW. IT'S COLD IN THE WATER.
(Craig) I CHOSE ELIZABETH TODAY FOR TWO THINGS.
YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY, SHE'S A VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRL.
GOT THOSE BLUE EYES, KILLER BODY. THAT'S ALL GREAT.
BUT, UM, I THINK SHE NEEDS TO JUST KIND OF RELAX A LITTLE BIT,
OPEN UP.
OH, I LOVE THE BEACH!
(Craig) SHE'S GOT THE WRONG OPINION ABOUT ME.
ONCE SHE GET TO KNOW ME, I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT
I CAN TURN HER AROUND FOR SURE,
LET'S GO!
(Elizabeth) OKAY!
AAH!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! (laughs)
OW!
AHH!
UGH! (laughs)
AAH!
(Craig) IT'S HOT, THE SUN'S OUT,
AND THE GIRLS ARE ALL LOOKING GOOD.
I'M IN A GREAT SPOT.
I'M THE BACHELOR.
OW!
NO.
NOT AT ALL.
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT LIKE THAT.
NO.
(laughs)
BUT, UH...
(Elizabeth) CRAIG HAS A CHANCE TO WIN ME OVER.
I DON'T JUST HATE SOMEONE FOR LIFE, YOU KNOW,
IF HE--IF HE REALLY WANTS TO WIN ME OVER,
I WANNA SEE WHAT HE'S GOT.
HE KNOWS THAT HE NEEDS MY FRIENDSHIP.
HEY!
I'VE GOT THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE!
YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE'LL GIVE ME THE ROSE TO REALLY EARN THAT.
WEREN'T YOU IN A SIMILAR SITUATION
WHEN YOU WERE ON YOUR SHOW?
AND IT WAS LIKE, "KISS ME OR DON'T KISS ME,"
YEAH, BUT IT WASN'T--I DIDN'T HURT SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW?
LIKE, I WASN'T MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE AND CALLING THEM OUT.
BUT--BUT--
AND SO WHEN YOU SHOWED UP, OBVIOUSLY,
YOU HAD A HUGE TARGET ON YOU. BECAUSE I WAS LIKE.
YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU--
BUT DON'T YOU--
SO I WAS LIKE, BYE.
I-I JUST WANT YOU NOT TO HOLD THAT AGAINST ME, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I DO NOW.
MAYBE THERE'S NO POINT.
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE THAT SET ON YOUR WAYS
OF THE GIRLS HERE, ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO ANY OF THEM?
LIKE, WOULD YOU MAKE OUT WITH ANY OF THEM?
UH, YEAH. YOU.
(Craig) VERY INTIMATE CONVERSATION.
YOU KNOW, WE WERE GETTING CLOSER.
WE'RE KIND OF LOCKING EYES.
IT KIND OF SEEMED LIKE SOMETHING COULD'VE HAPPENED THERE.
I WASN'T GONNA MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
BUT, UM...
OH, IT CAME CLOSE.
(Jessie) HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING SO FAR WITH ELIZABETH?
SHE'S A TOUGH GIRL TO CRACK,
EXACTLY.
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS GONNA
BE ONE OF THE FIRST UP FOR ELIMINATION
'CAUSE NOBODY KNOWS ME BESIDES MY GIRLS.
IF YOUR NAME EVER CAME UP,
YEAH.
SO, UH, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
(Wes) YOU'RE HITTING IT, THOUGH, WITH ELIZABETH...
OR NOT. BUT SHE'S STILL GOT YOUR BACK.
I WANNA BE FREE AND CLEAR.
WELL, I WAS TALKING TO-- TO PEYTON JUST A MINUTE AGO.
SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, WE WERE, LIKE, AFRAID TO TALK TO YOU."
AND I DON'T WANT THEM TO FEEL LIKE THEY CAN'T INVITE ME
ON A DATE. I DON'T WANT ELIZABETH GOING AROUND LIKE,
(Wes) THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S TRUE.
WHETHER OR NOT THERE'S ANY KIND OF ATTRACTION THERE,
THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT ELIZABETH CALLING DIBS ON ME
OR TELLING PEOPLE THAT WE'RE TOGETHER. IT'S--IT'S NOT GOOD.
JUST LYING, DECEIVING.
THAT'S--THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME, DUDE.
"LYING AND DECEIVING" IS MY MIDDLE NAME. (laughs)
MY HEART'S IN IT, AND HIS ISN'T.
HE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET THE MONEY.
(Jesse K.) I'M IN A BAD SPOT. I'M IN A REALLY BAD SPOT.
IF AT SOME POINT, YOU'RE LIKE,
"OKAY, I FEEL LIKE SHE'S GONNA SWITCH THIS AROUND.
IT HURT ME, AND IT BROKE MY HEART REAL BAD.
♪♪
(indistinct conversations)
(imitates motor whirring, laughs)
EVERYONE'S SO HAPPY AND LOVEY AND DOVEY AND IT'S GREAT,
(laughs)
LIKE, I'LL DO WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN
WHERE A LOT OF THESE GIRLS ARE LIKE, "I WANNA MAKE FRIENDS."
(Juan) PEOPLE ARE NOT THINKING ABOUT THE MONEY.
THEY'RE PARTYING.
IF I HAD TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
OR A QUARTER-MILLION DOLLARS, I'D TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN.
IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS,
WHERE DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE? LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR GOAL?
I MEAN, I'M THE KIND OF PERSON
THAT I'M NOT TRYING TO FIND LOVE.
LIKE, I'M NOT CHASING IT.
BUT I CANNOT WAIT TO FIND IT, LIKE, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR IT BUT I'M NOT GONNA DENY IT.
THAT'S GOOD.
(Natalie) JESSE BECK IS COMPLETELY MY TYPE.
LIKE, I REALLY FELT LIKE THERE'S NOT A GUY HERE
THAT I COULD, LIKE, GET DISTRACTED BY OR--OR FALL FOR.
AND I'M NOT SAYING I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE,
BUT OH, MY... GOODNESS!
BEING FROM A SMALL TOWN,
YOU GOT ALL THESE, LIKE, PIERCINGS, TATTOOS.
(chuckles) I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO.
YOU THINK...
NO, YOU REALLY ARE.
I-I WAS COMING HERE DETERMINED TO WIN MONEY,
AND NOW I'VE COME HERE AND I STILL WANNA WIN THE MONEY
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I WANNA WIN THE GUY. (chuckles)
HMM.
♪♪
(whispers) GOD, YOU'RE ADORABLE.
(Jesse B.) THERE'S A CHANCE
THAT BEING WITH NATALIE IS HURTING ME
BECAUSE I'M OFF THE MARKET TO THE OTHER GIRLS, YOU KNOW.
BUT SHE'S A COOL GIRL,
AND RIGHT NOW, I'M--I'M WILLING TO TAKE THAT CHANCE.
(Juan) THEY'RE CLEARLY A COUPLE AND THEY'RE CUTE.
(chuckles)
I WOULDN'T HESITATE TO VOTE NATALIE OUT OF HERE
SEE? YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT LEVEL. YEAH.
YOU'RE--YOU'RE NOT THINKING, LIKE, WITH YOUR ***.
THAT UNION.
HE'S ALSO A REALLY STRONG PLAYER.
TOMORROW, WHEN ALL YOU GIRLS START, LIKE, CHATTING IT UP...
AND LIKE--YOU NEED TO LET ME KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
IT'S BEEN REALLY INTERESTING GETTING TO KNOW THE GIRLS
THAT I DON'T KNOW THAT WELL,
BECAUSE I WAS CONCERNED THAT A LOT OF GIRLS
ARE JUST GONNA VOTE ON WHO'S CUTE OR HAVE CRUSHES.
AND I'M HOPING TO GET GIRLS THAT ARE GONNA VOTE WHO THEY THINK
IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST THREAT.
BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE FRIENDS, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
IT'S A GAME AND YOU NEED TO WIN THE MONEY.
AND I'M WILLING TO VOTE MY FRIENDS OUT TO GET THE MONEY.
CHEERS.
WE JUST FINISHED A GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH,
AND WE PULL UP TO THE GREEK THEATRE,
LET'S GO, LADIES.
I'M JUST SO EXCITED TO FIND OUT WHAT'S NEXT.
(women) AAH!
(Craig) WE WALK INTO THE THEATRE.
ALL THE SEATS ARE EMPTY
(Elizabeth) MELISSA! OH!
WE SAW MELISSA. WE'RE LIKE, OOH. BESIDE HER IS A ROSE--
ONE ROSE. THERE'S THREE OF THE GIRLS.
I'M LIKE, OH, WOW. I THINK THIS, UH, THIS MAY NOT BE GOOD NEWS.
I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS-- THE DATE IS NOT OVER YET.
I ALSO HAVE BAD NEWS, AND THAT NOT ALL OF YOU
WILL BE CONTINUING ON THIS EVENING.
MR. CRAIG, WILL YOU COME JOIN ME UP HERE?
SINCE YOU WERE OUR WINNER YESTERDAY.
HERE'S THE DEAL.
THE WOMAN THAT YOU CHOOSE WILL STAY HERE WITH YOU TONIGHT
AND WILL BE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION.
THE OTHER TWO WHO ARE NOT CHOSEN WILL BE GOING BACK TO THE HOUSE.
YOU MUST MAKE YOUR DECISION RIGHT NOW.
(Craig) WOW.
THE SMART ONE TO GIVE THE ROSE TO WOULD BE ME
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
I HAVE A LITTLE MORE PULL WITH THE WOMEN ON WHO SHOULD GO HOME.
WE HAD A GREAT DATE TODAY, LADIES--THE FOUR OF US.
YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO TAKE ALL THREE OF YOU.
BUT, UM, I GUESS IT COMES DOWN TO THE GAME WE PLAYED
AND WERE THE TWO FINALISTS.
AND, UH, IF I HAVE TO PICK ONE...
UH, JESSIE, WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE FROM ME?
I WILL.
(laughs)
YOU GUYS CAN CONTINUE YOUR EVENING
AND HAVE A FABULOUS TIME. ELIZABETH, GWEN, I'M SORRY.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE NIGHT IS OVER, SO COME WITH ME.
LET'S GRAB YOUR THINGS AND GO BACK TO THE HOUSE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS HAVE FUN TONIGHT,
(Elizabeth) BYE!
CRAIG CALLED MY NAME, I GET THE ROSE,
AND I JUST FEEL AMAZING.
I'M SAFE FROM ELIMINATION NOW
AND I GOT TO JOIN CRAIG RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STAGE.
YEAH.
(Jessie) THERE'S NOBODY IN THE THEATRE.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE LOOK UP, AND THERE'S ALEX BAND
PLAYING LIVE IN FRONT OF US.
IT'S LIKE OUR OWN PRIVATE CONCERT.
♪ SO LATELY BEEN WONDERIN' ♪
♪ WHO WILL BE LEFT TO TAKE MY PLACE ♪
♪ WHEN I'M GONE, YOU'LL NEED LOVE ♪
♪ TO LIGHT THE SHADOWS ON YOUR FACE... ♪
YOUR LIMO AWAITS OUT THERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE HOUSE.
BYE.
BYE, GUYS.
♪ COULD YOU MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN? ♪
♪ IF I COULD, THEN I WOULD ♪
♪ I'D GO WHEREVER YOU WILL GO ♪
♪ WAY UP HIGH OR DOWN LOW ♪
♪ I'D GO WHEREVER YOU WILL GO ♪
(sustains note)
♪ OH ♪
♪♪
I DIDN'T EITHER. YEAH.
WE GOT ALL DRESSED UP. I THOUGHT I'D HAVE MORE TIME
TO CONVINCE HIM TO GIVE ME THE ROSE.
AND NOW SHE'S... (speaks indistinctly)
SHE GOT THE ROSE. SHE'S SAFE.
SHE'S SAFE.
THIS SUCKS.
♪ TONIGHT ♪
♪ LET THE MUSIC TAKE US OVER ♪
♪ WE'LL FALL INTO FOREVER ♪
AAH! (laughs)
♪ ALL IS RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU ♪
♪ TONIGHT ♪
I GAVE CRAIG A CHANCE, AND HE NEEDED TO WIN ME OVER.
HE DIDN'T WIN YOU OVER.
HE DIDN'T WIN ME OVER. HE SHOULD'VE WON ME OVER.
THE ONLY REASON FOR HIM TO HAVE ME ON THIS DATE
WAS TO WIN ME OVER.
AND HE STARTED TO, BUT THEN HE DIDN'T GIVE ME THE ROSE. SO...
BUH-BYE. BUH-BYE.
♪♪
(man) HEY, HEY!
HEY!
(man) HEY! WAIT, WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?
(women) WHOO!
YEAH.
(Jesse K.) TONIGHT, THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF DISCUSSION
WITH ELIZABETH TALKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW, CALLING DIBS ON ME.
BRING IT IN.
BECAUSE I THINK THERE'S NO BENEFIT
IN CLOSING YOURSELF OFF TO THE OTHER GIRLS.
TAKE NATALIE AND JESSE. THEY'RE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME.
AND BEING WITH--WITH ONE GIRL--
IT'S NOT GONNA BE BENEFICIAL AT ALL
BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS ARE GONNA BE,
"OKAY, WELL, THEY'RE TOGETHER AND THAT'S THAT.
SO LET'S VOTE HIM OFF 'CAUSE WE HAVE NO USE FOR HIM."
I DO WANNA TALK TO YOU.
I FEEL LIKE SOME-- SOME OF THE GIRLS--
JUST 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE WERE ALL TALKING TODAY.
WE WERE SITTIN' DOWN, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID,
"YEAH, I WAS JUST KINDA NERVOUS TO TALK TO YOU
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO *** OFF ELIZABETH."
THEY GOT THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS, LIKE,
OFF-LIMITS TO TALK TO OR HANG OUT WITH.
LIKE, IF THEY WENT ON A DATE AND HAD A ROSE TO GIVE OUT,
AND THEY FEEL INTIMIDATED BECAUSE YOU CALLED DIBS ON ME...
I JUST FEEL, LIKE, FOR YOU TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE THINK
THAT WE'RE COMPLETELY EXCLUSIVE AND I'M OFF-LIMITS--
I THINK THAT COULD BE BAD FOR ME.
NO.
TO HAVE GIRLS FEEL COMFORTABLE
AND NOT FEEL INTIMIDATED BY ME OR YOU AND VICE VERSA.
WE'RE IN THIS-- WE'RE IN THE GAME.
I'M GONNA DO EVERYTHING TO TRY AND WIN THE MONEY
'CAUSE THAT'S WHY, I THINK, WE'RE ALL HERE.
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.
THIS IS NOTHING ELSE BUT A COMPETITION.
'CAUSE I DON'T--I-I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID TO THEM,
HERE'S WHAT I SAY EVERY SINGLE TIME--
I AM COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH JESSE KOVACS,
AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE HE FEELS THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME.
IF YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS TOWARD ME...
I GET BACK FROM A DATE.
YOU DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW THE DATE WAS.
JUST TELLING YOU, THIS IS WHAT I THINK WOULD BE A GOOD STRATEGY,
WHATEVER, JESSE.
YOU'RE TAKING THIS THE WRONG WAY.
I'M NOT GETTING MAD AT YOU OR YELLING AT YOU.
I'M JUST EXPLAINING TO YOU A BAD STRATEGY VERSUS A GOOD STRATEGY
OKAY, WHAT'S A GOOD STRATEGY?
WE PRETEND LIKE WE DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER?
I NEVER--SEE--WHY I-I NEVER--
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT *** YOURSELF OUT.
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HOOKING UP.
I'M JUST SAYING THAT'S PART OF THE--PART OF THE GAME.
IF THAT--IF THAT HAPPENS, LIKE, WHAT'S--
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT.
OKAY, LISTEN, JESSE. HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA WORK OUT, OKAY?
THERE ARE SOME GIRLS THAT LIKE ME, OKAY?
SO THE GIRLS THAT LIKE ME GET THAT YOU AND I HAVE OUR THING.
THEY LIKE IT. THEY SUPPORT IT.
BUT IF YOU TREAT ME POORLY,
IT CAN HAVE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES ON YOU
QUITE POSSIBLY.
HOW?
BY NOT LETTING YOU WIN THE MONEY.
BY NOT SUPPORTING YOU.
ARE YOU THREATENING?
IT'S GONNA REALLY SUCK.
(ice cubes rattle)
YOU CAN GO. (speaks indistinctly)
OKAY.
I'M COMPLETELY CONFUSED. I DON'T GET WHAT SHE'S DOING.
I THINK SHE'S BEING TOO EMOTIONAL.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT,
AND I'M--AND I'M DEFINITELY ON EDGE.
SHE WAS--SHE WAS GONE FOR FOUR HOURS, AND SHE'S LIKE.
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME HOW MY DATE WAS."
I JUST SAW YOU FOUR HOURS AGO! IT'S LIKE, WHAT THE (bleep)?
YEAH, I KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU--WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FROM HERE?
ARE YOU JUST GONNA LET IT GO OR--'CAUSE THEN YOU--
WE CAN'T DO THAT EITHER. IF AT SOME POINT, YOU'RE LIKE,
"OKAY, I FEEL LIKE SHE'S GONNA SWITCH THIS AROUND.
WE NEED TO GET HER OUT OF HERE," YOU LET US KNOW.
(crying)
THE WAY THAT I WAS TREATED, IT BROKE MY HEART IN A WAY.
IT HURT ME.
AND ALL THE WHILE, I'M STILL ROOTING FOR HIM
'CAUSE WHEN I KISS HIM, I FEEL...
LOVE, YOU KNOW? IT'S--IT'S SO GREAT.
(voice breaks) YOU CAN JUST KNOW HOW YOU--
I KNOW HE DOESN'T FEEL IT BACK, AND IT HURTS.
(cries and sniffles)
GOD, I'M SO EMOTIONAL.
(sniffles)
OH, WE'RE BACK!
HEY!
HEY!
GETTING THE ROSE MEANS YOU'RE SAFE
AND YOU'RE ALSO ONE STEP CLOSER TO WINNING $250,000.
SO JEALOUS WOMEN-- THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
(woman) OH! HOW WAS THE CONCERT?
(Michelle) I THOUGHT, FOR SURE, THAT DATE WOULD BE WITH ME.
I-I WANTED THAT DATE WITH CRAIG.
BUT TENLEY STARTED A RUMOR THAT I HAD HOOKED UP WITH CRAIG.
SHE HEARD SOME--SOME, LIKE, LIP SMACKING
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT NIGHT, AND SHE JUST... (sighs)
LIKE, WHY WOULD YOU SAY...
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
AND COMING FROM HER--FROM HER,
DANCER BUBBLY TENLEY, HER STARTING THAT JUST--
IT JUST REALLY, REALLY MADE ME UPSET.
AND I WANT HER TO KNOW
HOW UPSET I FEEL ABOUT IT.
♪♪
(water running)
(Tenley) I WAS GETTING READY FOR BED,
AND MICHELLE CAME INTO THE BATHROOM...
CLOSED THE DOOR BEHIND HER.
SHE HAD HER FOOT ON THE DOOR.
(Michelle) CRAP!
SHE WAS YELLING AT ME...
(Tenley) AND I WAS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM...
(door handle clicks, door closes)
BUT I WAS STUCK IN THERE AND IT WAS REALLY SCARY.
(Tenley) I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. I DON'T FEEL SAFE.
I CAN'T BE IN HERE WITH HER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S CAPABLE OF.
(bleep)
SHH, SHH, SHH. WHAT...
(crying) WELL...
WHAT?
I KNOW, BUT...
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NO, I'M SCARED.
ABOUT WHAT?
SHH, SHH, SHH. WHAT?
(speaking indistinctly)
SHE WAS LIKE, "I'M SCARED."
STUPID MICHELLE HURT TENLEY.
SHE FLIPPED OUT,
AND SO I JUST... (whispers) KEPT SAYING TO HER,
"JUST COOL DOWN. JUST COOL DOWN. I SAID I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL."
AND I SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE TALKING TO ME."
(speaks indistinctly) "YOU'RE SCARING ME."
(cries) OHH!
YOU DO NOTHING? WELL--WHAT?
YOU'RE HERE, AND NO ONE'S VOTING YOU OFF.
ALL THE GUYS LOVE YOU. EVERYONE LOVES YOU.
I THINK, UM, WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN--SHE'S GOTTA GO.
I THINK THEY DO.
I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP TALKING TO THEM
AND TELL 'EM MICHELLE'S GOTTA GO.
COMING UP...
I'M SORRY FOR BEING KIND OF A (bleep).
(Nikki) JUAN IS NOT REALLY IN A GOOD POSITION WHATSOEVER.
WHY KEEP SOMEBODY AROUND THAT YOU KNOW CAN BEAT YOU?
YOU GET RID OF THE GUYS THAT ARE BIG AND STRONG AND SMART.
(Krisily) I'M REALLY NERVOUS THAT THE BOYS
ARE GOING TO KIND OF TURN ON ME.
LADIES, GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST "BACHELOR PAD" ROSE CEREMONY.
(exhales sharply)
♪♪
(sighs)
TONIGHT'S THE ELIMINATION.
AND IT'S JUST THE FIRST WEEK,
AND THE HOUSE IS ALREADY FULL OF DRAMA.
NO.
MICHELLE REALLY SCARED TENLEY, AND YOU KNOW,
(Jesse B.) YOU NEED TO GET YOUR *** UP.
NATALIE AND JESSE B. HAVE BEEN HOOKING UP
AND THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACK.
(Natalie) HUH?
OH! (laughs)
(Jessie) AND SINCE THE GIRLS ARE VOTING THE GUYS OUT,
THERE'S GONNA BE SOME MAJOR SUCKING UP GOING ON
I DON'T FEEL-- YOU KNOW, IT WAS...
WHAT? (sighs)
MM, THAT'S... CONTINUE.
I'M NERVOUS GOING INTO TONIGHT'S ELIMINATION.
I THINK NIKKI'S GOT IT OUT FOR ME.
MY EXPERIENCE WITH NIKKI HERE
HAS BEEN A LITTLE BIT TUMULTUOUS,
AND SHE MIGHT GET ENOUGH GIRLS
TO VOTE AGAINST ME AND SEND ME HOME.
SO IF I WANNA STAY IN THIS GAME, I'M GONNA HAVE TO
I KNOW THAT I... WASN'T SENSITIVE.
AND I KNOW THAT I DID NOT...
CONSIDER YOUR FEELINGS
BACK WHEN EVERYTHING WENT CRAZY.
AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR NOT DOING THOSE THINGS.
(sighs deeply)
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DO FEEL BAD AND I DIDN'T COMMUNICATE WELL,
AND I COULD'VE PROBABLY AVOIDED A LOT OF THIS STUFF
IF I'D JUST STEPPED UP
AND WAS MORE CLEAR FROM THE BEGINNING.
SO I'M SORRY FOR BEING KIND OF A (bleep).
NOTHING.
I DON'T ACCEPT JUAN'S APOLOGY BECAUSE IT DIDN'T SEEM SINCERE.
I WAS HUMILIATED JUST BECAUSE I LET MY...
(voice breaks) I LET MY GUARD DOWN,
AND I PUT MY HEART OUT THERE, AND I DON'T DO THAT. I DON'T.
(sighs)
SORRY.
♪♪
FOR ME, THE WEATHERMAN NEEDS TO STAY IN THIS HOUSE
(woman) I AGREE. I AGREE.
BECAUSE HE'S SO GULLIBLE, YOU CAN TALK HIM INTO (bleep),
(woman) YES, AS LONG AS YOU CAN.
YOU GET RID OF THE GUYS THAT ARE BIG AND STRONG AND SMART.
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.
RIGHT NOW MY PLAN AND MY STRATEGY
IS TO GET A COUPLE OF THOSE KEY GUYS OUT OF THE GAME RIGHT NOW,
LIKE KOVACS AND DAVE.
WHY KEEP SOMEBODY AROUND THAT YOU KNOW CAN BEAT YOU?
AFTER HEARING KRISILY SAY
WE NEED TO VOTE OUT ALL THE GUYS WHO ARE THE MOST ATHLETIC,
UM, I IMMEDIATELY RAN TO DAVE
AND TOLD HIM THAT HIS NAME WAS BROUGHT UP.
DAVE IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE HOUSE, AND MY STRATEGY IS
TO KEEP HIM IN THE GAME AS LONG AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
SHE WAS LIKE...
LIKE--NO--WELL, I MEAN,
OF COURSE YOU, LIKE...
NATALIE PULLED ME ASIDE AND SAID THAT KRISILY WAS TRYING TO, UH,
TALK ALL THE GIRLS INTO VOTING OFF THE BIGGEST COMPETITION.
SO THAT WAS MAKING ME REAL NERVOUS
BECAUSE SHE'S CLEARLY DIRECTING THAT AT JESSE KOVACS AND MYSELF.
NO.
WELL, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,"
BUT YOU GOTTA--YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN TO EM, LIKE,
LISTEN, WE GOTTA KEEP AROUND THE GUYS
THAT WE WANT TO HANG OUT WITH FOR A WHILE.
IT'S THE FIRST ROUND.
WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS THINK
IF WE SENT HOME HER INSTEAD OF MICHELLE?
DO YOU THINK ANYBODY ELSE WOULD CARE?
I WISH YOU COULD GET A GENERAL CONSENSUS FOR THAT...
I WILL.
'CAUSE I-I-I FEEL-- I FEEL NERVOUS NOW.
KRISILY IS DEFINITELY PUTTING HER NAME ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.
I THINK IT WAS A BAD PLAY ON HER PART
TO OPEN HER MOUTH SO EARLY
AND START SAYING THAT STUFF TO PEOPLE WITHOUT KNOWING WHO--
WHO'S ALLIES WITH WHO, WHO'S GONNA TALK TO WHO.
I'M IN LOVE WITH JESSE.
HE'S--HE DOESN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY BACK FOR ME.
MY HEART'S IN IT, AND HIS ISN'T.
HE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET THE MONEY.
HE PLAYED HIS CARDS WRONG, THOUGH, BECAUSE WE VOTE ON GUYS.
(Elizabeth) THE WAY THAT KOVACS TREATED ME LAST NIGHT
REALLY UPSET A LOT OF THE GIRLS,
UM, AND--AND KIND OF PUT HIM ON THE RADAR OF BEING SENT HOME.
AND SO I NEEDED TO LET HIM KNOW THAT
THAT'S A BAD STRATEGY FOR HIM.
AND HOPEFULLY DO SOME DAMAGE CONTROL.
♪♪
THERE ARE SOME STRONG OPINIONS
AMONG THE CORE GROUP OF GIRLS ABOUT KEEPING YOU HERE.
SO WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME IS TO...
ACT LIKE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT ME AND BE--
I DON'T HAVE ACT ABOUT YOU. YOU SAY IT LIKE--
THEN YOU--THEN YOU NEED TO EXPRESS IT
IF THAT'S REALLY THE TRUTH. YOU NEED TO BE LIKE,
"I FEEL BAD BECAUSE I HURT ELIZABETH,
"AND I WAS TOO FOCUSED ON THE MONEY.
"BUT I SAW HOW UPSET SHE WAS,
AND I LITERALLY AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL."
BUT IF YOU--THE--YOUR--
YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HERE, IF THEY--IF THEY'RE SMART ENOUGH,
CAN'T THEY SEE THAT, "OH, JESSE. HE'S--HE'S JUST--
"HE WANTS TO GET AS FAR AS POSSIBLE,
THAT'S STUPID.
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.
I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOU THIS WHOLE TIME.
THEN WHY ARE YOU ARGUING WITH ME RIGHT NOW?
I H--I'M NOT ARGUING WITH YOU. I'M JUST--I'M--
I'M STATING WHERE I--WHERE I-- WHERE I WAS THINKING--
YOU DON'T--
YOU--THE WHOLE TIME, YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING ME DOWN...
LIKE, "YOU'RE STUPID. YOU'RE DUMB. YOU DON'T GET IT.
YOU DON'T GET IT." I'M TELLING YOU, I GET IT.
I'M JUST TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHERE I WAS COMING FROM INITIALLY.
I'M NOT GONNA JUST BE HERE
(scoffs)
AND I ALSO AM IN LOVE WITH YOU. AND I'M GIVING UP $250,000
TO HELP YOU OUT.
AND YOU CAN'T SHOW AFFECTION TOWARD ME
AND BE THERE FOR ME?
I THINK...
WHY ARE WE-- WHY ARE WE CRYING?
'CAUSE I JUST WANT YOU TO APPRECIATE WHAT I DO FOR YOU.
I DO APPRECIATE IT. I-I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU
THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS--
NO OTHER GUY HERE HAS SOMEONE ELSE PULLING FOR 'EM
LIKE--LIKE I HAVE YOU PULLING FOR ME.
BUT THIS ISN'T A COMPETITION ABOUT JUST MONEY.
THERE'S A LOVE ASPECT.
THEN YOU'RE LEFT IN THE DUST.
ALL RIGHT. BAD TIMING ON MY PART. BAD, BAD, BAD TIMING.
SAID THE-- I SAID THE WRONG THINGS.
I APOLOGIZE. I TOTALLY APOLOGIZE.
GOOD.
(Jesse K.) I-I THOUGHT I HAD A STRATEGY,
AND I REALIZED THAT IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
ELIZABETH IS CONSTANTLY TALKING WITH THESE GIRLS.
THEY DISCUSS WHO THEY'RE GONNA VOTE OFF.
AND I FEEL LIKE MY BACK'S AGAINST THE WALL.
I'M IN A BAD SPOT. I'M IN A REALLY BAD SPOT,
BUT HOPEFULLY, I GET THROUGH TONIGHT,
AND I'M JUST REALLY HOPING IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
COME ON.
MM.
♪♪
I'M NERVOUS 'CAUSE I DON'T, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW THESE BOYS.
SO THEY DON'T HAVE ANY TIES TO ME.
THEY DON'T HAVE ANY REASON TO KEEP ME HERE.
IT'S THE VERY FIRST ROSE CEREMONY. NONE OF US HAVE
ANY CLUE WHAT TO EXPECT, SO AT THIS POINT, NOT ONE PERSON
(Gia) TONIGHT'S THE FIRST ROSE CEREMONY.
CRAIG M. AND JESSIE SULIDIS IS THE ONLY ONE SAFE.
I THINK ONCE WE'RE STANDING THERE, WAITING FOR CHRIS TO READ
I'M--I'M GONNA BE SHAKING IN MY BOOTS.
(Juan) I'M ANXIOUS SINCE THE GIRLS VOTE OUT THE GUYS.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T JUST PREDICT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
JUST BEING COCKY HERE, BEING CONFIDENT, IS A JINX.
(clink)
GOOD EVENING. EVERYONE, COME ON INSIDE.
UH, WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE ALL OF YOU AGAIN.
UM, BUT THIS IS THE TOUGH PART OF "BACHELOR PAD."
THIS IS THE TIME WHERE YOU WILL BEGIN
TO VOTE EACH OTHER OUT OF THE HOUSE.
TONIGHT, LADIES,
EACH ONE OF YOU,
SEPARATELY, WILL VOTE FOR THE ONE GUY
YOU'D LIKE TO SEE LEAVE THE MANSION.
GUYS, EACH ONE OF YOU WILL DO THE SAME FOR THE LADIES.
ONE AT A TIME, YOU WILL GO INTO THE DELIBERATION ROOM.
INSIDE THE DELIBERATION ROOM,
THERE'S A PICTURE OF EVERYONE STAYING HERE IN THE MANSION.
CHOOSE THE ONE PERSON YOU'D LIKE TO SEE LEAVE TONIGHT.
PULL THAT PICTURE OUT OF THE FRAME,
PUT IT IN THE BALLOT BOX.
THE WOMAN AND THE MAN WITH THE MOST VOTES
WILL BE OUT OF HERE TONIGHT, IMMEDIATELY.
I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.
I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE I REALLY FELT LIKE
I MIGHT HAVE SHOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT.
PLAYING THE--THE WHOLE "I'M SINGLE" CARD
MIGHT HAVE BACKFIRED, AND I'M PRETTY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW.
THERE'S NO WAY, GIVEN MY FEELINGS FOR KOVACS,
THAT I CAN COMPETE AGAINST HIM ANYWAY.
KOVACS HAS MY HEART RIGHT NOW,
AND EVEN THOUGH HE'S BREAKING MY HEART,
I STILL FEEL LIKE I WOULD DO EVERYTHING IT TOOK
TO HELP HIM WIN.
I GET WHY YOU'RE FEELING A LITTLE BIT OF INSECURITY
RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW?
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY IF YOU CRY.
(sniffles) I JUST, UM...
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SO THAT YOU CAN FOCUS.
AND YOU WANT TO FIGHT THIS AND YOU FOCUS,
I KNOW THAT, I-I PERSONALLY, I WILL GO ON THE RECORD SAYING
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
RIGHT NOW IT'S A MAJORITY VOTE, AND AT THIS POINT,
ONE, HE'S GONNA BE A GOOD COMPETITOR, SO I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM SENDING A GOOD COMPETITOR HOME.
I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYIN'.
(whispers) NERVE-RACKING.
(Elizabeth) I'M NERVOUS THAT KOVACS
COULD BE UP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK TONIGHT,
WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT,
BECAUSE OF MY EMOTIONAL OUTBREAKS THAT I'VE HAD
AND--ABOUT KOVACS.
KNOWING WHAT KOVACS DID TO ELIZABETH, IT HURTS ME.
IT PISSES ME OFF.
I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HOW HE'S TREATED HER.
NO HARD FEELINGS.
WHAT'S HER NAME? CANDY LIGHT?
OH, KRISILY.
SHE'S BEEN REALLY RUDE TO ME.
WELL, NO, BUT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN TOUGH AND RUDE. HERE'S THE THING--
SHE TOLD SOMEBODY THAT SHE WANTED ME TO STICK AROUND
BECAUSE SHE WA--SHE THOUGHT THAT IF I DID, AT THE END,
SHE WOULD, LIKE, "MANIPULATE" ME,
AND SO I THINK SHE THINKS
YEAH.
(Tenley) OH.
I'M REALLY NERVOUS THAT THE BOYS ARE GOING TO KINDA TURN ON ME
AND VOTE ME TO GO HOME BECAUSE I-I'M REALLY STRAIGHTFORWARD
HMM.
AND, UNFORTUNATELY, DRAMA COMES AND FOLLOWS ME,
AND THE BOYS HAVE MENTIONED ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS
HOW THEY'RE VOTING THE DRAMA OUT OF THE HOUSE.
SO I'M DEFINITELY WALKING A FINE LINE WITH THE BOYS
AND MY *** SIDE RIGHT NOW.
SORRY.
YES.
GOING INTO THE ROSE CEREMONY TONIGHT,
AND I FEEL--I FEEL CONFIDENT THAT I'M GONNA STAY.
THE GUY--THE GUYS ARE VOTING OFF THE GIRLS...
SORRY, MICHELLE.
AND I FEEL THAT I GET ALONG WITH EVERY GUY, ESPECIALLY CRAIG.
(clicks tongue) SORRY.
VOTING FOR MICHELLE TONIGHT WAS DEFINITELY NOT EASY.
I'M HER BUNK BUDDY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
(thud)
DID YOU VOTE?
DID YOU VOTE ALREADY?
IT WASN'T EASY AND--
CAN I ASK YOU STRAIGHT-UP, DID YOU VOTE FOR ME?
OKAY.
I WANT HIM GONE. HE'S FAKE.
HE'S THE FAKEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
HE'LL, LIKE, MANIPULATE AND LIE, AND IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING.
JUAN HAS BEEN PULLING ASIDE GIRLS,
AND HE'S, LIKE, COMPLETELY 110% UNTRUSTWORTHY,
AND EVERYBODY SEES IT.
TONIGHT I'M GONNA VOTE FOR JUAN
BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE TREATED NIKKI.
JUAN, YOU'RE FAKE, YOU'RE MANIPULATIVE,
YOU ONLY DO THINGS FOR YOURSELF.
SORRY, JUAN, BUT...
YOU JUST DIDN'T PLAY RIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA FIND, WHEN YOU WALK IN THERE,
THAT IT'S ACTUALLY HARDER THAN YOU THINK,
EVEN IF YOUR MIND IS MADE UP AND YOU CAN RATIONALIZE IT
NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSIDERING THAT PERSON'S FEELINGS.
JUAN IS NOT REALLY IN A GOOD POSITION WHATSOEVER.
I WOULDN'T WANT A GIRL THAT I BURNED, WHO COULD POSSIBLY
STILL HOLD THAT GRUDGE THAT COULD VOTE HIM OFF.
IF YOU CHOOSE MY PHOTO,
DON'T RIP IT UP INTO TEN TINY LITTLE PIECES
AND THEN INDIVIDUALLY TOSS THEM INTO THE BOX.
IF YOU DO IT, JUST-- JUST DROP IT IN WITH SOME CLASS.
DON'T, YOU KNOW, TEAR IT UP.
(Juan) I THINK THAT NIKKI MIGHT STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME.
HER VOTE WON'T SEND ME HOME THIS TIME,
BUT IF THAT'S THE WAY SHE'S GOING,
I'LL GET RID OF HER RIGHT AWAY, AS SOON AS I CAN.
SHE'S A GREAT LITTLE HOUSEMOTHER.
I KNOW SHE LIKES HAVING ME AROUND.
I KNOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ME GO HOME.
I KNOW SHE WON'T VOTE ME OUT.
♪♪
(Jonathan) EVERYONE'S KIND OF ON PINS AND NEEDLES RIGHT NOW,
GOING INTO THIS FIRST ROSE CEREMONY,
BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME, AND WE HAVE TO VOTE EACH OTHER OFF.
IT'S INTENSE.
(Jesse K.) MY NAME MIGHT COME UP BECAUSE ELIZABETH DID SEEM HURT,
AND SHE WAS CRYING, AND I'M THE CAUSE OF THAT.
SO I AM NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING VOTES TONIGHT.
(Krisily) TONIGHT,
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, I CAN HONESTLY SAY,
I'VE NEVER WANTED A ROSE SO BAD IN MY LIFE.
LADIES, GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST "BACHELOR PAD" ROSE CEREMONY.
HERE'S HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK.
I WILL CALL OUT THE NAMES
OF THOSE THAT ARE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION TONIGHT.
JESSIE S., CRAIG, THE TWO OF YOU ALREADY HAVE ROSES.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YOU ARE SAFE.
AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, 15 ROSES TO HAND OUT.
ONE WOMAN AND ONE MAN WILL BE LEAVING US TONIGHT.
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME UP,
PLEASE STEP FORWARD TO RECEIVE A ROSE FROM MELISSA.
I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST. SO LET'S GET STARTED.
♪♪
GIA.
(mouths words)
(speaks inaudibly)
(whispers) THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
JESSE B.
(chuckles)
(chuckles)
PEYTON.
(exhales deeply)
SORRY.
(chuckles)
KIPTYN.
OH.
(whispers) THANK YOU.
NIKKI.
(whispers) EXCUSE ME.
(whispers) THANK YOU. THANKS.
(mouths words)
(whispers) THANK YOU.
DAVID.
NATALIE.
(whispers) THANKS.
WES.
GWEN.
(mouths words)
ELIZABETH.
(mouths word)
JONATHAN.
(whispers) THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ALL RIGHT, GANG,
THERE'S FOUR OF YOU LEFT WITHOUT ROSES.
IF I CALL YOUR NAME, YOU'RE SAFE.
IF YOU DON'T HEAR YOUR NAME,
YOU'LL BE LEAVING US TONIGHT. GOOD LUCK.
♪♪
KRISILY.
(exhales deeply)
KOVACS.
(Krisily whispers) THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
JUAN, MICHELLE, TAKE A MOMENT,
SAY YOUR GOOD-BYES.
(speaks indistinctly)
GOOD LUCK, MAN.
(Michelle) BYE, GIRLS.
(Nikki) IT WILL BE LESS STRESSFUL FOR ME IN THE HOUSE
NOW THAT JUAN'S GONE. BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE VICTORIES YOU CAN'T REALLY ENJOY
BECAUSE YOU HAD A LARGE PART IN HURTING SOMEBODY.
JUAN DUG HIS OWN GRAVE WITH NIKKI,
SO... (imitates Spanish accent) ADIOS, JUANITO.
ADIOS.
YEAH, I MEAN, I'M SHOCKED,
DISAPPOINTED.
MY STRATEGY WAS TO--TO DEAL WITH THE NIKKI SITUATION
BEFORE IT GOT OUT OF HAND. I GUESS MAYBE I FAILED AT THAT.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS IS REALLY AT THE HANDS OF NIKKI,
AT THIS POINT. EVERYBODY SAID "GOOD-BYE"
AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF. NIKKI DIDN'T.
NIKKI'S, LIKE, THE ONLY PERSON OUT OF THE WHOLE GROUP
WHO DIDN'T COME UP AND SAY, "HEY, SORRY THAT YOU GOTTA GO."
I HAVE TO TAKE THAT PERSONALLY, SO I GUESS
(woman) THAT WAS BAD.
(Jonathan) THERE JUST WEREN'T ENOUGH ROSES
FOR ALL OF MICHELLE'S PERSONALITIES.
BESIDES, IT'S HARD TO PUT A ROSE ON A STRAITJACKET.
I'M STILL A LITTLE SHAKEN,
BUT I FEEL RELIEVED NOW THAT MICHELLE'S GONE.
(Michelle) I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY AT ALL.
IT'S NOT EASY, YOU KNOW?
(woman) WHOO! WE MADE IT! OW!
THAT FEELS GREAT.
IT'S UPSETTING BECAUSE...
TENLEY JUST STARTED A RUMOR
THAT I DID SOMETHING WITH CRAIG.
THAT MADE ME VERY UPSET.
I THINK TENLEY COULD'VE TURNED ALL THE GUYS AGAINST ME.
AND I FEEL THAT BECAUSE OF THAT RUMOR,
IT, UH...
RUINED MY CHANCES OF, UH, WINNING THE MONEY.
(man) HEY, GUYS, GOOD JOB.
COMING UP NEXT WEEK ON "BACHELOR PAD"...
(woman) THE HOUSE IS ABOUT TO DIVIDE,
AND I THINK THIS COMPETITION IS ABOUT TO GET REALLY SERIOUS.
(Elizabeth) THERE'S TWO SEPARATE SIDES RIGHT NOW--
IT'S GONNA GET UGLY.
(woman) I THINK THE OUTSIDERS HAVE THE POWER IN THE HOUSE NOW.
SHE'S THE MOST MALICIOUS, MISCHIEVOUS LIAR
IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW, AND SHE'S THE ONE
YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY REALLY BUT YOURSELF.
(Krisily) HE'S THE PERSON THAT I TRUST THE LEAST IN THE HOUSE.
THAT MAKES ME THE EASY, EASY TARGET.
IF YOU DECEIVE THE TRUST OF YOUR OWN, YOU'RE NEXT.
(David) SHE'S JUST SOLIDIFIED HER SPOT.
BEING IN THE MIDDLE IS REALLY HARD.
I DON'T WANT TO GET RID OF YOU.
THERE'S A LOT OF (bleep), PLAIN ENGLISH.
(Wes) RIGHT NOW I'M GETTING TO THE POINT
I LEFT IT IN YOUR HANDS.
I BET THE GUYS ARE GONNA FREAK OUT TONIGHT.
IT'S ALL NEXT WEEK ON...
YOU SHOULD SERENADE US WITH A SONG REAL QUICK.
YOU WANT ME TO? OKAY, WE'RE GONNA DO SOME FREESTYLE. READY?
OKAY.
I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR CHORDS.
(woman) "I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR CHORDS." YEP.
YEAH, THIS IS YOUR FREESTYLE. GO AHEAD.
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(woman) OOH!
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