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- WAKA! HA! HYA! YAH!
HUNH!
- AND NOW...
- WHOA!
HUU WA-TAA!
- ¶ HEAR THE LEGENDS
OF THE KUNG FU PANDA! ¶
¶ DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-BOM
DOO BOOM-BOOM! ¶
¶ RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP ¶
¶ NEVER SEEKING
GLORY OR FAME ¶
¶ HE CLIMBED
THE MOUNTAIN TOP ¶
¶ AND EARNED
THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME ¶
HOO! AAH! YA!
¶ KUNG FU PANDA! ¶
¶ DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-
SHO-BOM, DOOM-DOOM-DOOM! ¶
¶ MASTER SHIFU
SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM ¶
¶ AND MASTER THE SKILLS
OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME! ¶
¶ KUNG FU PANDA! ¶
¶ DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-
DOOM-DOOM-DOOM-DOOM! ¶
¶ HE LIVES
AND HE TRAINS ¶
¶ AND HE FIGHTS
WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE ¶
¶ PROTECT THE VALLEY
SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' ¶
¶ SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' ALIVE! ¶
OOH! AH! UNH!
¶ KUNG ¶
¶ FU ¶
¶ PANDAAAAAA ¶
¶ LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS ¶
- SWEET.
[traditional Chinese music]
¶ ¶
[eating, chewing]
- NOW!
MAKE WAY, GENTS.
TIME TO START READING
THE SACRED SCROLLS.
OH! FINALLY I
GET TO LEARN THE GOOD STUFF!
SECRET MOVES,
MAGIC DEFENSES...
NOW, SCROLL NUMBER ONE.
HOW TO MAKE TEA?
OOOH!
OH, YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
- YES--HEY!
GET YOUR OWN.
- M-MONKEY,
MM--I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR.
CHEEKS ARE
LOOKING A LITTLE JOWLY.
- [growls]
- OH, I CAN'T
READ ABOUT TEA ALL DAY!
MAYBE I COULD JUST
SKIP AHEAD A SCROLL OR TWO.
OOH! SCROLL NUMBER 23.
MASTERING THE EYE GOUGE!
- MM-HM-HMM.
- PO.
THE SACRED SCROLLS MUST BE READ
IN THE PROPER ORDER.
- CAN'T I JUST SKIP TO,
YOU KNOW, NUMBER 50?
INVISIBLE SNEAK ATTACKS...
WITH YOUR MIND?
- OF COURSE NOT.
YOU NEED THE KNOWLEDGE
IN SCROLLS 1 THROUGH 49
TO UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF 50.
HOW ABOUT I SKIM
1 THROUGH 49, HUH?
- NO.
- AGH!
- YOU WILL TAKE THESE SCROLLS
TO THE LIBRARY,
AND READ THEM ALL,
START TO FINISH.
WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS!
NO SKIPPING,
NO SKIMMING.
NO SHORTCUTS.
- UM, DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'LL KINDA, YOU KNOW--
[chuckles]
TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT?
- YES.
- AWW.
- [laughs] OH, YES,
AND WHEN WE STORMED OFF
IN MY CONTRAPTION,
IT SENT A CLEAR MESSAGE
TO THOSE SPASMODIC GOONS
AT THE JADE PALACE.
MECHANICAL ALWAYS
BEATS KUNG FU!
- WE LOST THAT BATTLE.
- CORRECTION.
SEEMS LIKE WE LOST.
DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES?
- NO, BECAUSE
WE WERE RUNNING AWAY.
- WELL, YOU
SHOULD HAVE LOOKED,
BECAUSE THEY WERE
UTTERLY TERRIFIED.
THAT WAS THE VICTORY.
THEY WILL NEVER AGAIN TOY
WITH THE FURY OF TAOTIE!
OOH! THE MAIL!
AH-HA!
THE JADE PALACE,
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
- [slurping drink]
- A BILL FOR THE DESTRUCTION
OF THE TRAINING HALL?
A BILL!
ENOUGH OF YOUR PETTY
HUMILIATIONS, SHIFU AND FRIENDS!
I'LL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY
YOU WERE EVER BORN!
RUE!
DO YOU HEAR ME?
RUE!
- DAD, THEY'RE,
LIKE, FOUR MILES AWAY.
- BESIDES TEA,
HERBS CAN BE USED
TO MAKE TINY
DECORATIVE SCENTED SOAPS.
TINY DECORATIVE
SCENTED SOAPS.
WOW.
THAT HAS TO BE
THE MOST EXCITING THING
I'VE EVER LEARNED!
NOPE, CAN'T FAKE IT.
STILL BORING.
[gasps]
THIS LOOKS AWESOME.
SO THAT'S HOW YOU BLOCK
THE FISTS OF FURY.
[gasps] OH!
YOU CAN DO THAT
WITH CHOP STICKS?
[gasps]
"THE FLUTTERING
FINGER MIND SLIP.
"IF DONE CORRECTLY,
ERASES THE SHORT-TERM MEMORY
OF ITS VICTIM."
SWIRL TO THE LEFT,
SWIRL TO THE RIGHT,
FLUTTER THE FINGERS
IN A TWISTING MOTION AND...
[shimmering tone]
AH...
THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
- OH, HEY, PO,
I CAME TO TELL YOU THAT,
UH, THAT...UH...
HUH, I CAN'T REMEMBER.
MUST NOT HAVE
BEEN IMPORTANT.
- WHOA.
- PO, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO SWEEP THE BARRACKS.
AND THIS TIME,
DON'T JUST
WAIT FOR THE WIND.
I COUGHED UP DUST
FOR WEEKS AND...
EH...
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
- YOU WERE SAYING THAT
YOU REALLY WANTED TO SWEEP
EVEN THOUGH
IT'S MY TURN, HEH.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA
LET YOU DO IT.
SINCE YOU'RE A PAL.
- WOW, THANKS,
THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU
TO LET ME SWEEP.
- THIS REALLY WORKS.
- PO, DON'T BE LAZY.
YOU'RE THE DRAGON WARRIOR,
THE TITLE CARRIES GREAT HONOR
AND GREAT RESPONSIBILI...
[shimmering tone]
TY.
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
- UH, TEA.
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
MAKE YOURSELF SOME TEA.
AND YOU ASKED
IF I'D LIKE SOME TOO.
- OOH-KAY.
TIGRESS IS MAKING ME TEA.
- WITH HONEY?
- SURPRISE ME.
- HUAH!
WOAH! HUA-DAH!
SHO-BAH! DAH!
HUIT! HUA!
HUA!
[sword clattering]
AW, PO!
- YEAH?
- WERE YOU PLAYING
WITH MY SWORD AGAIN?
[shimmering tone]
- WHOA, MONKEY,
YOU BROKE YOUR SWORD.
OH, I GUESS I...
YEAH, I BROKE MY SWORD.
WELL, SEE YOU AT LUNCH.
- THIS IS SO COOL.
- PO, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
NOT TO USE MY BO STAFF
AS A TOOTHPICK?
[shimmering tone]
I, UH, FOUND
YOUR BO STAFF FOR YOU.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- PO, WERE YOU--?
[shimmering tone]
- ARE YOU--?
[shimmering tone]
- HAVE YOU--?
[shimmering tone]
- DID YOU--?
[shimmering tone]
[shimmering tones]
- HA! THIS IS SO GREAT.
THEY CAN'T BLAME THEIR
BELOVED PANDA FOR ANYTHING.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
- HMPH.
- [hisses]
- HIYAAY!
- WHO ARE YOU?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- STATE YOUR NAME
AND YOUR BUSINESS!
- PO? PANDA?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN OUR BARRACKS?
- WHAT ARE YOU--?
IT'S ME, PO!
[loud punches]
- OOH! OOH! AAGH!
UNH.
- TAKE THAT, ME-PO!
- VIPER!
- COME ON, GUYS.
LOOKS LIKE THIS STRANGER
WANTS TO RUMBLE.
- WAIT, NO!
- INTRUDER!
- WHOA!
HUNH! HA! HO!
HUAH!
HEY, I'M PO!
WE'RE FRIENDS!
YOU KNOW, THE DRAGON WARRIOR?
- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!
- OOH!
- OOGWAY HASN'T
CHOSEN A DRAGON WARRIOR YET.
- AND IF HE DID
IT WOULD BE ONE OF US,
NOT SOME FLABBY PANDA.
- HEY, HEY, HEY!
- HUH!
- YEAH? WELL, THE UNIVERSE
IS FUNNY THAT WAY--HUAH!
- HYAH!
- UNH!
- WAAA!
- WUAH!
OOF!
- UNH!
- OOH!
- UGH!
- OH!
HUNH!
- [hissing, biting]
- OW!
- HYAH!
OOF!
- HUNH!
- OOH!
- UNH!
- YAAA!
- WAAH!
- WHOA, WHERE'D
THIS GUY COME FROM?
HE'S GOT SOME
SERIOUS SKILLS!
- MANTIS, IT'S PO.
PO! PO! PO!
- UNH!
- FUNNY, LOVEABLE,
SHARP DRESSER--NOTHING?
- HAAH!
- OW! TIGRESS, WE'RE FRIENDS!
YOU DON'T ATTACK ME.
- THEN WHY
DOES IT FEEL SO RIGHT?
- WELL, YOU USUALLY
WANT TO ATTACK ME,
BUT YOU HOLD BACK!
- YOU CAN'T TAKE
ALL OF US AT ONCE.
ON THREE...ONE...
- WAIT.
- TWO.
- DON'T!
- THREE!
- HYAH!
[shimmering tones]
- UNH!
[painful groans]
- HEY, YOU,
WITH THE, UH, FACE.
DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM?
- NO IDEA.
WAIT, COULD YOU BE MONKEY?
- NO.
I AM A MONKEY,
SO OBVIOUSLY
MY NAME CAN'T
BE MONKEY, RIGHT?
- OH, MY GOSH,
WHERE ARE MY LEGS?
- CALM DOWN,
I THINK YOU'RE A SNAKE.
- OH.
OH, MY GOSH,
I'M A SNAKE.
- I COULDN'T STAND IT
IF MY NAME WERE JUST
WHAT KIND OF
ANIMAL I AM.
I NEED A NAME
WITH REAL PANACHE.
- OOH, HOW ABOUT...
BUNNY...
CUP...
HAT?
DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING?
ARE THOSE REAL WORDS?
- AAH! NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD!
THIS IS THE WORST THING
I'VE EVER DONE!
WELL, TOP FIVE.
I GOTTA MAKE THEM
REMEMBER ME
OR I'M GONNA
LOSE MY FRIENDS FOREVER!
WHERE DID I
PUT THAT SCROLL?
NOPE...GROCERY LIST.
NO, NO...
OOH...
SPICY BROTH NOODLE RECIPE.
FOCUS, PO, FOCUS!
NOPE, NOPE,
WHERE IS IT?
- HOW IS THE
STUDYING COMING, PANDA?
HAVE YOU
LEARNED ANYTHING NEW?
- UH, ABOUT THAT.
[chuckles] SO, UH,
IT'S POSSIBLE, MAYBE,
THAT I MIGHT HAVE, UH...
- YES?
- UH, SORTA...
- YES?
- ACCIDENTALLY...
USED THE FLUTTERING
FINGER MINDSLIP
A FEW DOZEN TIMES
ON THE FURIOUS FIVE
AND NOW THEY DON'T
REMEMBER ME OR ANYTHING!
- WHAT?
- AND I THINK I LOST THE SCROLL
I LEARNED IT FROM.
- DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
[shimmering tone]
- PO!
[shimmering tone]
- DAAH!
UH...UH...I'M SO SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO DO THAT.
IT WAS ALL REFLEX-Y.
[cane rattling on floor]
UH...
HEY, SHIFU.
HOW'S IT, UH...
SO TO SUM UP,
I JUST TOLD YOU
I ERASED THE FIVE'S MEMORY
WITH THE
FLUTTERING FINGER MINDSLIP
THAT I LEARNED FROM A SCROLL
THAT I LOST.
- WHAT?
- THEN YOU PUNISHED ME
AND I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON.
- I PUNISHED YOU?
- YES, VERY SEVERELY.
I HATED IT.
A LOT.
WOW, YOU'RE SOME MASTER.
[chuckles]
ANYHOO, HERE WE ARE,
FIXING THE PROBLEM.
WITHOUT ANGER.
- HMM.
THERE MUST BE
AN ANTIDOTE.
WE HAVE TO SEARCH
THE CAVE OF MYSTERIES.
- THE CAVE OF MYSTERIES?
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
AND SERIOUS.
SUPER, SUPER SERIOUS.
- [sighs]
- HEY...
I THINK WE
MIGHT LIVE THERE.
- IT'S PRETTY SWEET,
ARE WE VOTING ON LIVING THERE?
'CAUSE I VOTE YES.
HAVE YOU GUYS
SEEN THIS?
MY KNEES TOTALLY BEND
THE WRONG WAY.
IS THIS NORMAL?
- HUAH! HYAAAH!
- UNH!
- HYAH, SUH!
- HM, JUDGING BY
OUR FIGHTING SKILLS,
WE MUST BE BAKERS.
- YES, VERY DANGEROUS BAKERS.
- WELL, I'M GOING INSIDE.
DIBS ON THE BIG BEDROOM!
- REVENGE WILL BE MINE!
THEY SHALL BE EASY TARGETS,
FROZEN WITH FEAR.
ONCE THEY
GET A TASTE OF MY
FLYING BAMBOO BIRD OF
INCALCULABLE RETRIBUTION!
AH-HA-HA!
OKAY, BIAN ZAO,
START PEDALING.
- I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
A GIANT BAMBOO BIRD, DAD.
I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
- I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE--
CAN WE JUST
NOT DO THIS NOW?
CAN WE PLEASE JUST
DESTROY THE FURIOUS FIVE
AND SAVE THE
BICKERING FOR LATER?
- I DON'T KNOW, CAN WE?
- DEPRESS THE CLUTCH!
DID YOU
DEPRESS THE CLUTCH?
[wind blowing]
THEY'RE GONNA LOSE IT
WHEN THEY SEE ME.
TAOTIE!
THEIR ARCH-NEMESIS!
[loud crash]
[bamboo breaking]
FURIOUS FIVE!
FIRST YOU DELUDE YOURSELVES
WITH FALSE VICTORY,
THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY
TO SEND ME A BILL?
TAOTIE!
- UH, IS
THAT YOUR NAME?
OR AN ANIMAL?
- BEHOLD, SCROLLS
51 THROUGH 10,000.
- TEN THOU...
WE HAVE TO READ
THROUGH 10,000 SCROLLS?
[Po's voice echoes]
CAN'T WE JUST
SKIP TO THE LAST ONE?
OW!
- THE SHORTEST PATH
DOES NOT NECESSARILY
LEAD TO THE
CORRECT DESTINATION.
WE START AT 51.
- OKAY, OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
SETTLE IN, PANDA.
THIS COULD TAKE--
- FOUND IT.
- LET ME SEE THAT!
IF YOU MINDSLIP
SOMEONE REPEATEDLY,
THEIR MEMORIES WILL
BEGIN TO DETERIORATE
ON THEIR OWN.
UNTIL THEY CAN'T EVEN
REMEMBER HOW TO BREATHE.
WE HAVE LESS THAN AN HOUR
TO REVERSE IT.
- BUT HOW?
- THE MINDSLIP CAN BE DRAWN OUT
BY COVERING THE HEAD WITH CLAY
FROM THE ALABASTER POT
OF REMEMBRANCE.
OH.
- WHAT?
- THE ALABASTER POT
OF REMEMBRANCE
CAN ONLY BE REACHED
BY TRAVELING DOWN
THE CORRIDOR OF
UNBELIEVABLE AGONY.
- WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE LONG NAMES?
- LET'S GO.
- NO, SHIFU.
THIS WAS MY MISTAKE.
I MUST BE THE ONE
TO FACE
THE CORRIDOR
OF UNBELIEVABLE AGONY.
- OF COURSE YOU'RE FACING IT.
I'M JUST GOING TO SHOW YOU
WHERE IT IS.
- OH.
- THIS IS IT.
ALL THAT LIES BETWEEN YOU
AND THE POT
IS 50 FEET OF INCREDIBLE PAIN.
THIS SCROLL
EXPLAINS HOW TO DO IT.
OH! DO I HAVE TO
READ ALL OF THIS?
- YES!
I'LL GO MAKE SURE
THE FURIOUS FIVE
DON'T WANDER OFF.
GOOD LUCK.
I CAN JUST SKIM IT, RIGHT?
- NO!
[Shifu's voice echoes]
- OH...
- WHAT IS IT
WITH YOU PEOPLE?
YOU DON'T KNOW ME?
HOW DO YOU
NOT REMEMBER ME?
- SERIOUSLY, HOW?
I NEED TO FORGET HIM, TOO.
- WAIT, IF YOU EXPECTED US
TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
YOU MUST KNOW
WHO WE ARE!
IT'S A GOOD THING
WE BUMPED INTO YOU.
- YES, YES, IT--
IT IS A GOOD THING.
AN EXCELLENT THING,
BECAUSE, UM, HEH-HEH...
I AM TAOTIE, YOUR...
KUNG FU MASTER.
all: MASTER TAOTIE.
- UH, HEH-HEH.
UH, YOU...
YOU'RE NOODLE.
YOU'RE DOODY.
LITTLE BRITCHES.
WHISKERS KITTYPOO.
AND, UM...
EL STORKO.
[giggles]
- [fake cough] LOSER.
- WE HAVE SO MANY
QUESTIONS, MASTER.
- TELL US
WHO WE ARE.
WHERE DO
WE COME FROM?
- OH, UH, YES.
WELL, MY STUDENTS...
YOU'VE BEEN MY PUPILS
FOR AS FAR BACK
AS ANYONE
CAN REMEMBER.
I TRAINED YOU
IN MY SPECIAL KUNG FU.
USING MY INCREDIBLE MACHINES...
WHICH EVERYONE IN THE VALLEY
WAS REALLY IMPRESSED WITH.
[cheers and applause]
THEY CALLED ME
A BRILLIANT GENIUS!
- UH, ISN'T THIS
SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT US?
- RIGHT, SORRY.
[crowd cheers]
BUT THEN, AT THE PEAK
OF MY--OF OUR GLORY,
THERE AROSE
A TERRIBLE MENACE.
A DARK LORD OF EVIL
KNOWN AS SHIFU...
SANIDIOT!
YEAH, SHIFUSANIDIOT!
[giggles]
AND HIS NEFARIOUS
CONFEDERATE PO...
CHEWSWITHHISMOUTHOPEN.
- LAME.
- AND ALTHOUGH WE HAVE
DEFEATED THEM AT EVERY TURN,
SHIFUSANIDIOT AND PO
KEEP COMING BACK.
BY THE WAY,
LAST TIME WE
FOUGHT THOSE GUYS,
I SAVED YOUR LIVES!
SO YOU SHOULD BE
REALLY NICE TO ME.
AND THEN, UH...
ALSO THERE
WAS A GIANT CAKE
WITH EYES OR WHATEVER...
THE END.
- I THINK I REMEMBER
THAT CAKE!
- ANYWAY, POINT BEING,
YOU DO WHATEVER I SAY.
- TAOTIE!
- GET HIM!
- UNH!
WHAT IS THE
MEANING OF THIS?
- SAVE YOUR BREATH,
SHIFUSANIDIOT!
- SO, SHIFUSANIDIOT,
WE MEET AT LAST...
AGAIN, UH...
WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?
START PUNCHING HIM
AND STUFF!
- WHISKERS KITTYPOO!
ATTACK!
- WAIT, I DON'T
WANT TO HURT YOU.
- I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT, SHIFUSANIDIOT!
RRAH!
- OOH! UNH!
HYAH!
- LISTEN TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE TOLD YOU,
BUT I'M NOT YOUR ENEMY.
- PREPOSTEROUS.
IF HE'S NOT YOUR ENEMY,
THEN WHY
WOULD YOU
BE ATTACKING HIM?
- GOOD POINT!
HEADS UP, LITTLE BRITCHES!
- GO GET 'EM, DOODY!
- HWAH! YAAH!
- NOODLES, HIT HIM LOW!
- [hissing]
- YAAH!
- HUH! HUH! HUH!
- OOF! OOF! OOF!
- NICE MOVE, EL STORKO!
- UNH!
[laughs]
EL STORKO.
THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY.
- HYAH!
- YAAA!
- BLAH-BLAH-BLAH,
UNBELIEVABLE AGONY,
HEADS EXPLODE,
KNOW THAT ALREADY--
AH, FORGET IT!
I'M GONNA
GET THAT POT.
[rattling, thumping]
- WHA--?
[whip cracks]
OW! OOH! OW! OW! OH! OW!
OOH...
OH, WELL,
THAT WASN'T SO--WAAH!
NO!
WAAH! WAAAAH!
OH! OW-HOO-HOO!
THIRD DEGREE!
[cries, moans]
[swarm buzzing]
YAAAA!
[swarm buzzing]
[swarm stinging]
OOH! OW! AAGH! OH!
THAT WAS...BAD.
OW! HURTY.
HUH...
GAAH!
WHAT?
WHAT DID I SKIM OVER?
"TO UNLOCK THE CAGE,
USE THE KEY WHICH CAN BE FOUND
AT THE START
OF THE CORRIDOR."
OH, MAN!
HUH!
HUNH!
[swarm buzzing]
- GAAH!
OOH! OW! AAGH! OH!
UGH...
KEY...
OOH...
[crashing, rumbling]
OW! OOH! OH! HUNH! OOOH!
UGH...
NOW...
WAIT.
ONCE YOU HAVE THE
ALABASTER POT OF REMEMBRANCE,
USE THE SECOND KEY TO TURN OFF
THE CORRIDOR'S DEFENSES.
SECOND?
DANG IT!
[Po's voice echoes]
- AAH!
- AH!
- GUH!
- HEY!
- UNH!
- [laughs]
YES!
FEEL THE EXTENSION OF MY WRATH.
RUE THE DAY
YOU INSULTED ME
WITH YOUR PETTY ACCOUNTING!
RUE!
- I GOT THE ALABASTER POT
OF REMEMBRANCE!
AND A BUTT
FULL OF DARTS!
- UM, GUYS?
WHY ARE YOU
FIGHTING SHIFU?
- THEY DON'T KNOW
WHO THEY ARE.
- YES, WE DO.
WE'RE THE FURIOUS FIVE.
WHISKERS KITTYPOO!
- NOODLES!
- LITTLE BRITCHES!
- DOODY!
- AND EL STORKO.
- AND YOU'RE
OUR ARCH-NEMESES,
SHIFUSANIDIOT AND
POCHEWSWITHHISMOUTHOPEN!
- [laughs] SHIFUSANIDIOT!
[laughter trails off]
IT'S...IT'S...FUNNY,
'CAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE.
- JUST GIVE THEM THE REMEDY!
GET THE CLAY
ON THEIR HEADS!
- FURIOUS FIVE,
GET THAT PANDA!
- YES, MASTER TAOTIE!
HUNH!
[fighting sounds]
- HOO-HA!
- UNH!
- WHOA!
[fighting sounds]
- HUNH!
- OW!
- YAA!
- WAAAAAAA!
AAARGH!
[fighting sounds]
- AAH! AAAAAH!
- HYAH!
- UNH!
- YAA!
- AAH!
- WHOA!
[clay shatters]
[clay shatters]
- PO...
YOU ATE MY DUMPLING.
- YOU ERASED MY MEMORY,
NOT NICE.
- AND IT'S YOUR TURN
TO SWEEP.
- YES...YES!
YES!
I MEAN, SORRY--BUT YES!
- HANG ON,
YOU'RE NOT OUR MASTER!
- YOU'RE...
YOU!
- TOLD YOU
THEY'D RECOGNIZE ME.
AAH!
HURRY, SON! FASTER!
COME ON! MOVE IT!
PADDLE, SON, PADDLE!
YOU MAY HAVE
STOPPED ME NOW,
BUT I'LL BE BACK!
AND I WILL DESTROY
KUNG FU FOREVER!
[evil laugh]
AND I'M NOT
PAYING THAT BILL!
- AND THEN CRANE CAME IN
TO TELL ME TO SWEEP THE BARRACKS
AND I MINDSLIPPED HIM.
THEN I JUST
GOT INTO A GROOVE.
I MEAN, IT WAS JUST SO...
EASY.
HEH-HEH.
BUT I WAS BEING LAZY.
AND I TOOK SHORT CUTS.
AND I ALMOST
LOST YOU ALL.
BUT I'M DONE
WITH THAT NOW.
FOREVER.
- HOW CAN WE BE SURE
YOU WON'T EVER
DO THE MINDSLIP AGAIN?
- OH, I'VE GOT
A SHORTCUT FOR THAT.
UNH!
[mumbles]
[shimmering tone]
EH!
- HOW CAN WE TELL
IF IT WORKED?
- OH, MY GOSH!
THE FURIOUS FIVE!
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS?
WILL YOU SIGN MY BELLY?
all: IT WORKED.