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Now?
Ok, so.
I promised... promised to do an unboxing video of this Tank-order, which was sent to me by Uber, but...
They decided to send me this monstrosity, so...
Here's the delivery details...
Let's see here...
All the way from Kirkland
There was this little mishap...
I promised to make a better type of video (than just a mere unboxing)
Inspired by SMNC: Friendship is sharing
But it turned out that the package was delivered to my doorstep.
...they inspired me also to make a video to Youtube.
And unlike them, I'm giving my face to this video, so here is I, Finn-Warrior.
I hope you enjoy. Behind the camera is my brother.
And let's hope that we can get a picture good enough, so everyone can enjoy.
And before I forget, shoutout to Grayfox. He apparently got these statues as gift from Uber, and he made a picture album about them.
We'll see if I make an album about my unboxing, but shall we move...
Nothing like the one araxisht opened in his video.
Let's open these tapes and hope, that our Bad Luck Tank would be a Good Luck Tank.
I can already see... something familiar.
Yes!
So they put my Tank-statues to such a big box.
There's quite a lot of empty space here, so they may have slopped around during their trip.
Okay...
Then it's time to think, which box is for which (statue).
So we could do it like this...
...so we would be opening the so-called Bad Luck Tank box first.
These boxes are different in size...
I have no idea which one is in which box...
Let's take a wild guess and open up the smaller box first.
I haven't mentioned to my little brother, that why exactly is the red Tank called the Bad Luck Tank.
It's because of the gun, what the statue is holding. It is so heavy...
...that it will most likely break the hands of the statue and the handle of this gun when it is delivered.
So these are sent from Uber in a perfect condition.
But during the trip, there's a lot of milestones the statue must pass, and he might become handless in the process.
How can we then chase after bacon without no hands?
The styrofoam is slopping around unpleasantly, so we'll see which one will it... Carefully...
This is the Red Tank, now we are looking forward that will it be the Bad Luck Tank, because it was sent from USA to Finland, so the moment of truth...
And it is broken, just how I thought it was.
It has broken off from its hand... Apparently it is...
So his other arm is broken off and this (the gun) is loose. I don't know...
If I can fix this... With mere miniature glue...
So you can see, how ridiculously big the Tank's gun is...
And it is, how should we say... "In thousand pieces."
So we'll see if we can get it fixed...
It may require a bit bigger operation...
Let's move this aside and move to the Good Luck Tank.
In a bigger box...
And some information to you also, Jusu, that...
You noticed, that those hands were broken... In this other Tank...
The hands are made differently.
And the hands... they are held with magnets, that is how they are trying to avoid their breaking.
I think this is... closed with tape... so there we go...
I think this requires a bit of cleaning afterwards.
A big thanks to Uber for this blue Tank, I was under the impression, that I ordered the absolute last Bad Luck Tank, so I got this as a freebie.
Let's see if this Tank has better luck than the other.
Apparently...
...it is... our handless Tank.
Oh, this is a bit heavy statue...
As you can see from his hands, there's magnets attached. Here's a hand piece and the gun.
They adverticed this statue to be unbreakable... Virtually unbreakable.
And by the looks of it, it seems pretty solid, compared to the other, so...
Now comes the dumb man's puzzle.
Does this attach to this... Like so!
These are really strong magnets what they've used...
Aha! So this has broken, this requires a bit of operation. So it isn't VIRTUALLY unbreakable... But if I'd choose to attach it like this...
Basically the gun itself supports the hand, so I don't think you even can see, that the hand is broken.
I think this is OK, I'm pretty sure I don't have to fix this with glue.
But it isn't unbreakable... A small annoyance.
So! There was my unboxing...
And from this point forward, I try to glue this... Bad Luck Hero.
And in the newest patch (on SMNC)... I've been in school and work for these last 12 hours, so...
After fixing, I'm logging into (Super) Monday Night Combat, and I intend to buy Robo Hobo...
... and play with him! So I'll see you there. Thank you, Finn-Warrior out!