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What's good with you, Earth? This is your boy, Thugnificent, representing Terra-Belle, Georgia, you know? Lethal Interjection moving next to your home.
Check the chain, ***.
I know y'all love my music, and love my videos and ***, but be fully prepared to drink hella Haterade, ***.
'Cause y'all about to see how good it is to be me and how bad it is to be you.
We got plenty of ho's bending, we got 24's spinning.
It's Thugnificent's crib, ***.
Let's roll.
I like to give haters something to hate right when they get to the door, ***.
Ding ***.
Not nobody do it like this here, ***.
We do it real grande around here, man.
Ain't nobody got one of these: A doorbell with real *** singing the notes.
Ding ***.
That's right, ***.
***-bells.
Yeah, you know, I believe in investing in the arts.
And I believe in investing in myself.
Now, this *** right here, this is some old John Woo ***, ***, from the movie Killer.
Know what I'm saying? That's me, though.
You mad? You hating, my ***? Well, it's hard not to, ***.
Ha-ha! You might wanna send your lady out of the room for this next one, man.
She about to look at you like a serious disappointment.
A living room with a *** Jacuzzi, ***.
Oh, but there's more, my ***.
This is the straw that breaks the haters' camel's back, ***.
I got Hulks on tap, ***.
Observe.
***.
This one *** came through here with his ***.
Left with a case of hate poisoning, ***.
You know what I'm saying? Hey, Flo.
Tell 'em about that *** that got his spirits crushed by the diamonds and ***.
He killed hisself, took his own life and ***, you know? Suicide note was some *** about his ex-girlfriend and all of that.
We all knew that the *** was about the diamonds and the rubies and the Jacuzzi.
Now, this aquatic adventure park is especially for y'all *** out there with your little inground pools, diving boards or whatever.
Step your pool game up, ***.
We slide down with ours.
You know what I'm saying? Your *** does.
Now, this right here is what I like to call my *** tank, and this *** is Debbie.
Y'all broke *** keep buying fish food if you want.
Hey, don't sweat it, homey.
'Cause when it's time to show the world how the broke *** live, maybe MTV will come to your house, and it'll be your turn to shine, but until then, tell your moms to get off my ***, ***.
And get the hell up out of here, ***.
? I am the stone The builder refused ? ? I am the visual The inspiration ? ? That made lady Sing the blues ? ? I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ? ? The same spark That lights the dark ? ? So that you can know Left from right ? ? I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ? ? The inner glow That lets you know ? ? To call your brother sun ? ? The story that just begun ? ? The promise Of what's to come ? ? And I'm 'a remain a soldier ? ? Till the war is won Won ? ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? ? Chop, chop, chop ? To being on Cribs.
The fulfillment of a lifelong dream of the last six or seven years.
It was a big day for my homey, Thugnificent, being on Cribs and all.
I love to see my *** on TV shinin', 'cause when they shine, I shine.
Sort of.
***.
Could somebody tell me what time it is? What's wrong with your watch? The sun is reflecting all this ice.
I can't see a thing.
Man, get the *** out of here.
No, for real, ***.
Look.
Oh, ***.
Damn, man.
Flo, you got your stunna shades? Yeah.
Put the *** on, ***.
Tell me what time it is.
Damn, ***.
It's 2:30.
Hey.
The doorbell girl was wondering if you're expecting more company, because she can stay if you want, but in 20 minutes it's gonna be time and a half.
Time and a half? Hell no.
Send that *** home.
Mack, the ho's are supposed to be here at noon.
What the ***? Man, Quinten just texted me.
He say the ho's is en route.
Quinten's ho's is always en route.
They ain't never in here.
Damn.
We might as well be working at Kinko's.
Hey, Thugnificent, I'm taking off.
Just wanted to say thanks for the opportunity.
It was great.
Hey.
Why don't you stay and kick it with us? Hey, hey.
You sure you gotta leave? Sorry.
My boyfriend's here.
He wanted to meet you so bad, but he's gotta get back to work at Kinko's, so bye.
Hey, did you want the water slide to keep going? Because it is getting expensive.
I mean, it's your money.
I'm all, like, it's- Whatever.
No.
No, cut it off.
Shut it off! My ***! Hey! Who turned off the *** water?! ? Stomp 'em in the nuts ? ? We'll stomp 'em in the nuts ? ? We'll stomp 'em in the nuts.
I'm 'a ? Hey, guys.
What I got to do to become a member of Lethal Interjection? Man, you wanna be down with us? You're talking about joining a family.
This crew is made up of ***.
I've known my whole life, shorty.
Except Flonominal and Macktastic, who I met through the label, but we're like brothers though.
Lethal Interjections is about rags to ***, ***.
Man, I'm about rags to *** too.
It's about getting paper, my ***.
Now, you know I'm all about getting my paper.
Come on, man, you gots to let me in the crew.
Now, Riley, I want you to know that even though we doin' it real grand, if this rap *** don't work, we running up in ***'s houses.
You know what I mean? For real.
Better believe that.
We're gonna be hittin' the streets, son, moving mad rock all day, selling that real heavy drug ***.
Know what I mean? All day, son.
Or we be flipping them burgers at Wendy's, my ***.
You know what I mean? With fries and ***.
I'll do whatever.
Shakes, all that.
Extra ketchup.
"You need some napkins?" You feel me? What the *** is you-? What the *** was that? I'm sorry, man.
Shut the *** up.
I wasn't thinking about it when I did it.
I- I should've said, like, Burger King.
Let's just go to the initiation.
The first test is the agreeability test.
Before you are a member of the team, we have to make sure you share my Thugnificent taste and sensibilities.
Ho-ho, ***, ***.
That ***'s banging.
You hear that bass line? It's blazing, son.
That *** is incredible, kid.
I mean, it's hot-hot, but you know me.
I would just turn up the bass a little higher in the monitor *** you, ***.
Nobody give a *** what your dumb *** think.
Give me this ***.
Get your *** out of here, hook-*** ***.
Tired of this.
Punk-***, ***-*** ***.
Get the *** out of here with that ***.
Beat it.
***.
Anyway, Riley, what do you think? Uh, I think it sounds really good.
Are you sure you like it? 'Cause if you wanna be down with the Lethal Interjection crew, you got to really think it sounds good.
I do.
How good? Uh, real good? Okay, you passed.
Next is a test of courage.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, hey, shorty.
You got it, ***.
Get on and do that thing.
Yeah, yeah, my ***.
What up, dog? What, what, what? Yeah.
Hey! Do that ***.
Yeah! I see you, homey.
Go ahead, ***.
Ride it out, ***.
The third test is a test of intelligence.
Find a way to get some ho's over here.
Do it, man.
Yeah, good luck with that one.
I can get ho's over here.
What y'all *** know about MySpace? Uh, wait.
Yo, word to mother, I heard about this ***.
You know what I mean? I know a lot of girls on MySpace.
I mean, I don't pay much attention to 'em though, 'cause I be's all about my paper.
Yo, you talking to girls your age, or grown-up girls and ***? Man, grown up.
They got little pictures of each one too so you can see what they look like.
And you can reach these ho's and tell 'em to come over and get bucked-naked? Yep, yep.
How many? I don't know.
About a hundred, 110 thousand.
Damn.
See, this search engine hooks it up so that I can find all the ho's in a 50-mile radius that are fans of your music.
Hey, yo, dog.
You're like a *** computer genius and ***- Oh, wait.
***.
Want me to ask them to come over? Say, baby girl.
Hey, boo, check it out.
Come holler at a *** one time with your fine yellow ***.
Come here.
Let me holler at you.
Uh-uh.
Well, *** you then, ***.
Bucket-mouth ho.
Well? Not bad for short notice.
So- So am I in the crew? Do I get a chain? Come back tomorrow, partner.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna get a chain.
Oh, of course.
Now I get it.
Huey, you not a real *** like me, see.
You don't understand how bad a *** need a chain.
If I had a chain, everything in my life would be perfect.
Well, what happened to the chain that Aunt Cookie bought you? ***, you know that wasn't no chain.
That was a necklace.
This'll be a real chain.
Ooh-hoo.
Man.
I can't wait for *** to start hating.
I can't wait.
So you judge your success by the amount of ill will you generate from those around you? Hey, if *** ain't mad at you, then you doin' something wrong.
By that definition, then, you have a very bright future.
Thanks, man.
Having been shown to be a *** of impeccable character, I do hereby announce that Riley Freeman is officially part of the Lethal Interjection crew.
All the hate and envy that I've collected with this chain over the years will now transfer to you.
Now, just remember what you represent when you have it on, and be proud of it.
There isn't a single member of the Lethal Interjection crew that isn't ready to die for his chain, ***.
Uh, no, not me.
Uh-uh.
Well No thanks.
except for Leonard.
But he's ***-made.
Your chain, my ***.
Your chain.
Yeah.
? Whoo ? ? I done came up? ? Yeah ? Got my name up ? ? So when they speak Of who blinged up ? ? I'm who they bring up ? ? Come up dissing And you'll come up missing ? ? I'm a cutthroat baller Like O.
J.
Simpson ? ? Little homey, listen, Try and serve me ? ? I'll put a .
25 in your back Like Barry Bonds serves you ? ? On the streets Or on the beat ? ? Y'all ain't able 'Cause true artists ? ? Or rappers Like major labels ? ? What's with the ice cream Homey, change your face ? ? 'Cause he done Do more to tan you ? ? Than to change your race ? ? Girls love Metaphor And I love them back ? ? Addicted to gettin' head Chicks call me the brainiac ? ? Battle rap with words War like jihad ? ? Like dope 'fore crack My notepad be rehab ? ? Both y'all see these ? ? You can't See these or touch these ? ? Rhymes so chronic, my songs Give you the munchies ? As soon as I woke up, I knew who took my chain.
Butch Magnus Milosevic.
Butch Magnus? Crazy Butch Magnus? Ha.
Something's wrong with that kid.
The most ***-up child I've ever met in my life.
My long-***, sorry, *** *** life.
Butch Magnus? Awful, terrible human.
It makes me sick to think of him.
I'm gonna vomit now.
Otherwise known as "One-Punch" Butch.
He like to jack you first, and then ask for your *** all after the fact.
What kind of sandwich is this? What are you listening to? Let me ride your bike real quick, ***.
Last year, Butch was expelled from the Jesus, Mary and Joseph Academy for Boys for assaulting a nun.
Give me this ***.
He even made it on one of them Maury Povich episodes, where they send them kids to boot camp.
You listen to me, you fat ***.
I'm not your mama, and I'm not gonna Uh-oh.
Looks like someone caught a beat-down.
Ain't nobody catch no beat-down.
I got snuck by this bully, Butch Magnus.
He sucker-punched me.
Hm? A bully, huh? There's only one way to deal with bullies.
You gotta stand up to him.
I remember when I was young, there was one bully, big dude.
I forget his name.
Anyway, he used to pick on anybody.
Steal your bike, your chain.
And one day I had enough.
And I confronted him.
And I had a gun.
But I didn't want to use my gun.
Back in my day, we fought with our hands.
Deebo, that was his name.
Deebo.
Big, old, ugly dude.
And- And I had a friend named Smokey.
And then I grabbed myself a brick- Granddad, you didn't live that.
That's from that movie, Friday.
Oh, yeah.
Heh-heh-heh.
Well, the lesson is still the same.
Uh, wait, what was the question? Dude, that is really sweet.
That's like a sweet piece of Hey.
*** Magnus.
Uh-oh.
What did you call me? I called you a ***, 'cause you's a ***.
What, you thought I wouldn't come see you? Thought you wouldn't get the taste smacked out of your mouth for trying to jack young Reezy.
You better fall back, ***.
You can't beat me.
I'm Butch Magnus.
You real good when you come out of nowhere and sucker punch.
Why don't you fight a *** straight up? ? Tree stout, they call me Metaphor the Great ? ? But my mother Named me Jabrayo ? ? Jabrayo got it You know what I mean ? ? Come on? ? Where you all do this? ? ? That's nothing, come here ? ? Ain't nobody playing ? ? With none of y'all ? ? You want a problem? ? ? You want a problem? ? ? You got a problem ? ? Let's get it, let's get it ? Yeah.
Ha-ha.
Yeah, you didn't see that coming, did you? Did you see that? I hit that fool like Yeah! You gonna beat Butch? Come on.
Ow.
Ah.
You had enough? You had enough of Butch? Ha! Is that all you've got? Little ***.
You gonna give me my chain back.
? Force, not the type To bury the hatchet ? ? I'm more the type to bury You *** in caskets ? ? Watch your mouth? ? When I'm in the building I'm not famous for nothing ? ? Like Paris Hilton ? Well, you were looking for hate.
Way to go.
Shut up, punk.
Instead of being Mr.
Funny ***, why don't you try being.
Mr.
Help-a-***- Get-His-Chain-Back? Man, I gotta find a way to get it before Thugnificent finds out.
Riley, let the chain go.
Thugnificent wants it, he can handle it.
Then he'll think I'm a punk and kick me out the crew.
It's just rocks and metal.
It's only worth what you're willing to give up for it.
Is it worth getting hurt again? Yeah.
Going to jail? Yeah.
Getting killed? Yes, sir.
Kissing a man? Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
Whoa.
Kissing a man? I mean, if it feels natural, and that's what you're into No, that don't count.
That's a do over.
I didn't know you was gonna say that.
Guess you really want that chain.
No.
The answer is no! Hell no, I don't agree with Huey.
Don't let nobody take nothing from you, boy.
Shoot, I remember back when I let a friend borrow my copy of Al Green's Live in Tokyo.
He never gave it back to me.
Then when I asked for it, he said he didn't have it.
Well, I knew he was lying, but he would never let me back into his house after that.
Well, one day he wins this all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii.
And after he left, that's when I made my move.
I knew it.
Wow.
That is so gangster.
You ran up into his crib? Sure did.
But you wanna know the brilliant part of this story? He didn't win no all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii.
I bought those tickets myself.
Nice move, Granddad.
So you spent, what, a thousand dollars to retrieve a $20 album? Well, back then it was probably more like a $5 album, but I got my album back.
Nobody can say they got one over on your granddaddy.
I'm original O.
G.
You do whatever it takes, boy.
Whatever it takes.
Oh, come on, Ed, you gots to help me out.
Kidnapping? Uh- I don't know, Riley.
My grandpops would be tripping, man.
Why don't you try something different, like diplomacy for a change? Man, just *** him up, and if the *** don't have the chain, get to regulatin' him, and make him tell you where it at.
Now, what I want you to do is think.
Just think of these two grapes as your two little itty-bitty kiddy testicles.
Where is the chain? I don't know! I swear to God! Don't swear to God.
I talk to God all the time, and God happens to be the one that told me to torture you, you lying, stealing ***.
You gonna tell me where that chain is.
I know that.
Ed, can I talk to you outside? Please.
Look at my face.
Look at it.
I'm gonna crush your kiddy *** with this hammer when I get back, if you don't tell me where that chain is at.
Now, Ed.
Oh, no! That's the wrong kid, Ed.
I told you to grab Butch Magnus, Well, how was I supposed to know it's wrong? I gave you a picture, man.
How hard is it to grab the right kid, Ed? You told me to grab a kid.
I grabbed a kid.
You don't like the way I do it, then do your own kidnapping.
You know what? That's your only freebie.
You want me to kidnap anybody else, you're paying top dollar.
That's not fair.
You grabbed the wrong kid.
Tough ***.
My bad.
You go ahead and leave.
What the *** you looking all scared for? I said you was free to go, right? Which part of "my bad" do you not understand? Oh, so now you wanna make this a whole big *** thing, huh? Well, *** you then.
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay.
Enough, man.
Enough.
No, no, I'm sick of this ***.
I'm trying to squash it, right? And this ***'s acting like he hurt and ***.
I ain't even touched this *** yet.
I ain't even brushed past you yet.
I ain't even made eye contact with your punk ***.
Yeah, come on over here.
I'll give your *** something to cry about.
What's up, world? This is Sway.
A member of the Lethal Interjection crew was apparently the victim of a violent robbery in the exclusive suburb of Woodcrest today.
The perpetrator, a local 12-year-old named Butch Magnus Milosovic, talked to us with apparently no fear of repercussions.
Yeah.
You know, all I'm saying is, you know, I caught one of them Lethal Interjection cats out here slipping.
You know, I ain't gotta say which one.
But, uh, if he wanna buy his chain back, he know where to find me.
I ain't hidin'.
Thugnificent could not be reached for comment.
I'm sorry, guys.
I did everything I could to get it back.
Why didn't you tell us when it got took? I didn't want y'all to think.
I couldn't handle my own business like a man.
Riley.
That's the whole point of belonging to a crew, ***.
So you ain't never got to worry about handling *** like a man.
Yeah, man.
We don't fight fair, ***.
We believe in overwhelming force.
Flo, go with the little *** to get his chain back.
Yeah, I'll go with you right now and beat the little *** into the dirt.
*** the ***.
Come on, let's go.
Wow.
You know, you guys are good role models.
Butch Magnus.
Yeah, ***.
You *** with one member of the Lethal Interjection, you're *** with every last one of us.
Come try all that tough *** with me Ooh.
Oh, man.
Oh.
My *** leg.
Leg, uh Man, you can take this piece-of-*** chain.
My dad had it appraised.
He said it was worthless.
Oh, Jesus.
My *** Oh.
Oh, Jesus.
You broke ***.
Get a real chain.
My leg is broken.
*** stupid-*** ***.
***.
Know what? It's still better than an old funky necklace.
Call some-***-body, Riley! We crew, ***, remember? Help me, Riley! ? I'm a cutthroat baller Like O.
J.
Simpson ? Remember, we crew! ? Little homey, listen ?