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-Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might want to hear it. -Well, let's get on with it lad!
-OK, here it goes—er, how does it go, Squidward? -(chuckles nervously)
-Why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the movie? -Why not?
Because it was pirated!
(laughs, slaps his leg) Argh! (resumes laughing)
I'm paying you to stand up, Mr. Squidward.
Get back to work.
Krabs is stupid!
What?
Hug him.
You're Squidward's father. (cries)
Yes, but Squidward hugs boys during his break.
Now, get back to work!
-Just like in the movie! -SpongeBob, you love me very much!
Aw! Pearl died!
Hmm.
Me hard boiled egg is ready!
Listen, everyone! Attention! Run for your lives! Robots are taking over the world!
Our world!
And now for the hit, Electric Bikini.
(music plays)
-(music plays)
Yes, hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again.
Hmm, which one man?
The one that goes—
(imitates music)
No, man you're thinking of—
(imitates music)
Alternate scene.
-Yes, hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again. -No. -Yes. -No. -Yes. -No. -Yes. -NO!!
Alternate scene 2.
Double the toppings.
Alternate scene 3.
You got a new bottle of ketchup?
-Can I have some ketchup? -Ketchup? -Ketchup? -Ketchup? -Ketchup? -Ketchup?
I hate you.