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14 D love
Chem 14D Knows how to party
Professor Garg Knows how to party
In the classroom of CS50
In discussion section 1B
WIth my TA, Mr. Tejas
we Keep it Rockin
we Keep it Chemin'
Now let me welcome everybody to the wild wild west
at UCLA we know we da best
but this chemistry thing is hittin *** my chest
we got these reactions but which tops the rest
I'm in 14D with all these superheroes
still can't tell the difference 'tween E1 and E2
and garg be---- on a mission to give me D's
cause I can't make an alcohol with alkenes
I been doin chem for 9 weeks using SN2's
protic/ aprotic solvents which do I choose
The final's coming up and I still can't draw MCPBA
a thinkbook would help everyday
Its all good, still dont know who won the prize
But when in doubt the answer is tautomerize
I'm stuck in between carbocations
still don't know which carbon to put the plus charge on
14D knows how to party
Chem Superheroes knew how to party
in the year 1979
In the year 1950
In year twenty- thirteen
Keep those reactions
We keep it chemin
Shake it shake it shake it baby
shake it shake it, shake it Vollhardt
shake it shake it Garg
shake it Hardinger
Shake it, shake it, shake it Friedel
hydroboration, hydration, reduction, epoxidation,oxymercuratioin but it aint all good
Only in chemistry do we break up a double bond
making new molecules with solvents, they're strong
Cuz we start with pi electrons, attacking electrophiles
adding hydrogen to the less substituted, that is markovnikov
Sometimes, though we may have to make the product anti
but dont forget about stereochem
only inverting the sides the ones that were attacked first
Dash or a wedge, that's syn, thats my sterochem, one of each is anti UCLA
From Diels- Alder to Professor Garg, Brown and back down
14D put 15 points down, Give us love.
HOLD UP, Ayeee
to all my chemists who be thinkin who be thinkin we soft
we dont play, Professor Garg we bout to go off
hold up, ayee, to all my classmates who be thinkin they won
take a seat, cuz we know we just got these points AYEE
DO CHEM EVERYDAY