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Hello and welcome
to the Monday
Philip DeFranco Show
in advance,
I apologize for the accidental
product placement that'll be in this video,
I have a chest cold,
and I need something for my throat so,
calories,
let's of course jump into some of the news
that mattered to me today
starting with "on call" teenagers
now "on call" teenagers
is a name given to teenagers
that essentially use their phone
almost all day,
even after they go to sleep,
they leave their phone underneath their pillow,
so that if they get a text message or a phone call
they wake up
now being on your phone this much
of course, is dangerous
and not because when you're in a car
you're more likely to get into a crash
they say it's as likely to get in a crash
while you're texting on your phone,
as when you're drunk
which is kind of a crazy comparison
but the problem is
because these kids are waking at all hours of the night
they're not getting into their fourth stage, REM sleep
meaning that their brains are not recovering
meaning, this is probably why young kids are stupid
in the 80's,
it was because everyone was hitting their head on
metal playground equipment,
now, I think it's because of all the germaphobes,
and cell phones
of course this is a reference
to the retardation and pussification
of American children,
now I can relate to some of the article
where kids are saying, you know,
if I don't have my cell phone in my hand,
I don't feel like me, I get that.
but a tip to my fellow cell phone addicts
what I've decided to do,
is turn off my phone 23 hours a day,
not necessarily turning it off
putting it in on "airplane mode"
so I don't get phone calls and I don't get text messages,
then I reserve one hour a day,
to actually call those people back
and of course,
there are down times
that make sense to turn on that mode,
specifically the bathroom,
for text messaging
it's nasty if you call someone
while you're on the toilet
you can always tell cause of the echo,
that's disgusting,
unless we've been having sex two years,
never do that
and I say all this stuff
as a former cell phone addict
lamest epidemic ever
I mean I am such an old person,
there is nothing after 11 pm,
that I could even care about
Katy Perry could be having a *** sucking contest,
and I was chosen as a random special guest,
I wouldn't give a ***, I'm tired,
but speaking of Katy Perry
she's kind of in the news today,
because her mom has writing a tell all book,
about how she and you, can passive aggressively
affect your daughter, for example,
when Katy Perry stepped away from the Jesus music
and more towards the
'I have *** and sometimes I kiss girl' music
and she'd come out in low cut tops
her mother would just give her those looks
because you know that stopped her from dating
a former heroine/sex junkie
which no bashing on Russell Brand, that dude is awesome
but I wouldn't want him with my daughter,
so that book is about as pointless as
Lohan's mother's book,
then of course in nerdy, but still hot news,
Amy Adams is going to be Lois Lane
in the new Superman reboot
she's got that cute sexy thing going on,
so I approve
and then of course, big news literally
a new survey shows a map of
breast sizes in the entire world
seperated by countries,
and the breast size in the United States
that is average, is D
which of course is the same average
as a high schooler's grades, in Florida
"Hey that's mean!" it's true
I transfered to a Florida school,
I was two years ahead,
they thought I was a genius
which is something I've stuck with
for the rest for of my life,
Be AWESOME!
in comparison to mediocrity
that's my slogan,
so the United States, of course
you could argue that breast size,
that is was affected by fat people
true,
but let's not bash on big ladies, with big ***,
because if they didn't have big ***
they would just be fat dudes,
it's about the same thing
but Russia,
Russia takes the lead
because Russian women average DD and up
this of course makes me more
more, more, more, mucho excited
about a possible upcoming trip to Moscow,
there of course is a map for *** size,
but you can probably guess
what that map looks like,
stereotypes are based on some truth, people
let's talk about our final story today
and that is Libya,
lots of stuff happening in Libya
a woman by the name of Eman al-Obeidi,
broke through and was trying to
talk foreign reporters in Libya
claiming that she had been stopped by Libyan militia
sexually assaulted and then gang *** by 15 men
now what was crazy,
is that the hotel staff started attacking the woman,
trying to get her out of the hotel
and was later found out that the hotel staff
was actually part of the Libyan government
the staff and many others there,
stopped the foreign press from filming her,
even breaking CNN's cameras,
pointing a gun at film crews
and essentially all *** went crazy
just chaos,
now the woman is reportedly a law graduate,
but the government has
has started taking steps to defame her,
saying that she's a ***
but not reiterating that a second time
most likely because it's not true/doesn't matter
***, is ***, is ***
but what's kind of scary
is there is conflicting stories right now
the Libyan government is saying
that several men are being detained,
the woman is free and with her family
and the men will be prosecuted,
but this of course conflicts with other stories,
that say the family doesn't where she is,
and the woman might have actually disappeared
of course this terrible news,
but it is not new news,
the persecution and *** of women
isn't a new thing in the Middle East
most women, of course, considered second class citizens,
this of course the second biggest story of ***
that's come out of the Middle East in the past month,
an American female reporter was covering Egypt,
was at one of the rallies
and was apparently assaulted by several men,
of the rebels,
and then of course moving to the effort in Libya,
rebels have started advance
on one of Gaddafi's largest strongholds
just 60 miles away from Gaddafi's residence
they've, of course, been able to make this effort
thanks to NATO forces taking out heavy artillery
giving rebels the advantage weapon wise
and it'll be interesting where all that goes,
of course it is a Monday video,
so let's talk about the giveaway today
today, we'll be giving away three things:
a PhillyD monkey poster,
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about our question of the day, which is:
Do you think there's any truth to the map
or did God create us all equally?
but anyways,
thank you guys for watching the Philip DeFranco Show,
something you can do after watching this video
is watch Day 12
of the DeFranco Nation Movie Club
a thing that we started doing
about 12 days ago
where we watch a new movie everyday
you click on that link,
or any of the links to the stories
we talked about in today's show in the description
but until next time,
my name is Philip DeFranco
and you've been Phill'd in,
and I'll see you next time