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You're engaged?
I didn't even know you were seeing anyone else.
I'm sorry, you are...? [music] Close your eyes
You got the man, America. It's Michael. Leave it. [beep]
Hi Michael, I just want you to know that I'm really
happy for you and your new fiance and I
wish you all the best.
Hi everyone and welcome to eat my podcast. I'm Melinda Hill.
And I'm Jillian Lauren.
And today's guest is Scott Shriner, bass player for Weezer.
So Melinda, you have had a very big week. You got engaged
I just want you to know that I'm
really happy for you and your new fiance. [crying]
He doesn't even know what kind of girlfriend
I would be. I would be a good girlfriend. Voicemail: It's Michael, leave it.
[slurring] I'm glad you're engaged because I'm engaged too.
So it looks like everyone got engaged.
Uh huh. Yeah I thought on Facebook.
I was like, you little sneak! Well tell me everything.
How did you meet him? When you least expect it, that's where
he is. That is so true.
How did he propose? Well he...
rented a silent movie theatre
then he came on screen as the actor
and he was like will you marry me?
He was like I have another surprise, come outside with me. And there was like this
big hot air balloon
hot air balloon from the silent movie theatre? Yeah, I've got to meet this guy.
Let's have a double date! What are you doing today? Because
we just got this Groupon for Footloose and Gluten Free.
Footloose and Gluten Free! Yeah, come with us!
I need a huge favor. I have to go on a double date with my friends and I need you to act like my fiance.
There is no way in hell I would do that but I don't believe in hell so I guess I'm in.
So how long have you guys been...
Gluten-free? Uh, ever since we get this Groupon.
Aaahhh!
I knew it! Cheap, CHEAP,
cheap. Ugh, I could not live without gluten.
I love - not have gluten, seriously, for me,
That would be like worse than a million 9/11's.
I'm not kidding. That's like dying on 9/11, going to heaven,
meeting an angel, and getting *** by an angel.
That's what it's like. Everything okay over here? Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
Well because you slammed your hands on the table really hard. Oh did I?
Yeah. Everybody in the restaurant heard you. Oh did they?
Yeah, just try to keep it down, okay?
Well okay then!
We were just saying Americans need to be more passionate, you know what I'm saying?
Actually no, I don't.
Your accent is so thick
I can't understand you. I can understand him just fine.
Oh, well. Maybe that's because you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth
and I was born with three nipples. It's true.
Right down the middle, like buttons on a shirt. How'd you guys meet?
Well initially I was really drawn to his work, I mean it's just
really inspired. It's so transcendant. He uh, he does these amazing
paintings. Yeah... paintings and photos.
It's... I don't... I do more of... I don't actually have any paintings.
It's only photos. Photos that
look painted. And you're like that's a painting.
Actually it's my dream to get Melinda to model. I would love nothing more.
I'm in. I would be so honored. Well there you go!
Aww, look at that! Hey I know this is kind of sudden,
but my gallery is just a couple blocks down the street
we could cut outta here and go there right now.
So you're gonna pose for one of these?
Definitely, yes. Yeah. You know what Melinda, let's take some shots right now.
Yes! Are you feeling it? Oh yeah. Yep. I love art.
This is what I'm thinking. For this light, I just want you to just push your hair up on your head.
Okay? That's it, that's exactly it, that's exactly it.
And exactly. That's my shot. Okay.
We're going to leave you two lovebirds alone now.
Hey, thanks for coming by. Come by when we're open!
Let's go into the light a little bit here, and um, this is what I'm thinking.
I'm a baby, I'm a human baby, and here comes a giant monster.
And he's gonna kill me if you don't take your *** out. And that's...
Are you *** kidding me? Are you kidding me? What? I thought you were acting that way because you're
this eccentric genius... I am! But you're really just like this no talent perv
like taking pictures of *** and balls.
I was... Who takes pictures of balls?
That man is a veteran of Afghanistan.
Actually no, that man is a veteran of Afghanistan. That guy
lives behind the Vaughn's. These are not even good photos of balls.
They are *** photos of balls! Where did you get these printed, Kinkos?
No, it is now called FedEx Office.
Now if you don't get your *** out in ten seconds
I'm going to be ten seconds late on getting your *** out.