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Three badass *** who run the streets
we got kingpin status and tons of treats
we them girls, girls, girls, girls, girls
girls, girls, girls, girls, girls
Haters gonna hate, cuz we so fly
Nah we don't really care, cuz we so high
We them girls, girls,
girls, girls, girls
girls, girls, girls, girls, girls
We them girls
Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls
girls, girls, girls, girls, girls
We them girls
[grunt]
It must be our lucky day, we got ourselves a Grrl Scout.
Been trying to peg something on you dicks for a long time.
Hey, you got any of those, uh, Caramel Smiles?
or Slim Mints in here?
They're not selling cookies,
they're selling DRUGS.
Yeah, I know, I was making a joke.
I was just tagging, can't you let me go
with like a slap on the wrist or something?
You hear that Freitas?
She wants a slap on the wrist.
Yeah...ah...
well it is a nice day
I'm thinking I could give her a little bit more than just a slap on the wrist
Come on!
Ahhh!
[dumpster slam]
Hey!!!
Hey, where have you two been?
Oh, you know, we just went to the, uh- store-
The shopping store. It's new.
Look at these cute new bracelets Rita got!
So tell us about your day!
Well, while you guys were out shopping...without me...
I was on the streets
making this beautiful stack of cash money!
Huh. Gwen thinks that she's
the only one that was on fire today.
Blagow!!
I was racking up clients left and right
Oh. Yeah.
I made a bunch of money today too, yayyy!
If we keep going like this, we're gonna be
running this town.
Ladies,
I think we're becoming the badass
kingpin *** we was born to be!
Rita, the pipe please.
Ooooh, she's gonna smoke with us!
Aw yeah boi!
I'mma get some bagel bites up in this ***!
Wait....
Do you have any...
***.
We sold all the weed, didn't we.
***!
Where is everyone?
Well, we could always call Eli.
Ew, ugh, no.
What's wrong with Eli?
You know...he's just...kinda...
Waaazuupp!
Hey Eli!
Wow...it's so good to see you guys!
Honestly, I didn't think you'd make it this long but I'm so happy you're alive!
Awesome. Hungry?
No thanks.
Cool.
Well, as you can see I have decked out mi casa, getting ready for Y2K
you guys know it's going to be the end of the world, right?
Yeah, yeah that's that's super cool. We're actually just-
If we could just get some drugs, dude
Yes! Yes, I love drugs, come on over here.
Have a seat.
Ahem, ladies and gentlemen of the jury
it is now that time of the evening where introduce to you my newest batch
Read it and weep.
I'm very proud of it, I'm a proud papi.
How much?
Due to recent events, I have had to raise my prices a little
So, unforuntately, it's gonna be $600 for this.
We're not paying $600 for that.
Are you HIGH?
Um..is that a serious question?
Come on Eli, we're your favorites!
Yeah, our other guys don't charge us half as much.
Ha, that is very funny.
Like there's still dealers around, I get it.
Wait, what?
Oh no you guys didn't know.
Awww you probably thought you were doing so well, aww Grrl Scouts!
breakin my heart!
Seriously though.
All over town,
dealers have been vanishing left and right
Snatched right up.
So I decided to go on the hypernet, do some digging of my own
Do you know what I found?
NOTHING.
That's how you know they're trying to cover this *** up.
Oookay umm
It's been super fun
taking a trip through crazytown
but I think we're just gonna go-
[blaze it w/ ur grrls]
So...do you think we should just leave town or something?
What? No.
No. We are so close to running ***.
I'm pretty sure whoever has the portal powers is running ***.
Guys.
I have a plan.
First, we take some of this X I borrowed from Eli's place.
Then, we get super ***.
Go to Lucifer's pizza,
get an extra large ultimeat pizza
all while rolling our faces off.
That's it?
Well, yeah.
[POUNDING KNOCKS]
Police! Open up!
Just a minute!
Freeze!
Guess who's back ***? You ain't gettin' away this time.
Wait, do you know these guys?
McGOWAN: Oh, they know us all right.
This one committed a-
[CHOP]
AGHHH!!
Jesus Christ Daphne!
Ahh ***!
You guys, look!
You guys are ***' robots?!
Yeah, we're ***' robots.
And you're gonna regret that!
Wait a minute-
I mean-
Have we been robots the whole time?
I-I've got a family!
God dammit, Freitas, we've been over this!
Yes!
Ugh! ***!
Resistance is futile.
You belong to Zeph now.
Nice.
Rita!!
Seriously, dude?
Like, would it kill you
to just, you know
I dunno,
get our backs every once in a while?
Man, like right now?
I knew it.
The ***' Illuminati.
Well then, why don't we pay these Illuminati shitdicks a visit.
Show 'em why you don't *** with the Grrl Scouts.
Or! We could just move somewhere they don't have a cult sending robots after us!
Even if we can defeat these guys, how the hell are we supposed to find them?
[LIGHTNIGHT STRIKE]
[HOLY *** THAT'S *** METAL]
How did we never notice that before?
Seriously.
Okay.
So, that doesn't mean we can just
burst in there guns blazing or anythi-
BAHHHHH!!!
Okay, this isn't what I expected.
[CLUCKING]
Grrl Scouts! Wazzup!
Dude! We thought you were dead!
No, I'm okay!
Isn't Zeph the greatest?!
This party's off the chain, baby!
I LOVE YOU ZEPH!!
WOO!!
See, guys?
He's totally cool.
No need for any epic showdown or anything
Let's just go home.
Rita! We can't just leave him
Look at him,
He was obviously brainwashed
by that Zeph ***.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
Eyyyy
It's the Grrl Scouts.
With the cookie boxes and ***, right?
Yo, I'mma big fan.
Y'all want some refreshments?
Cut the *** man.
We know you ganked our suppliers
And sent those Robocops-
those police robots-
Just say Robocops, it's fine.
So, what's the deal?
Why are you *** up our ***?
Whooa...
I ain't tryin' to *** with you,
I'm tryin' to do business with you baby birds.
You see,
It took a little...
"convincing"...
but I got all your dealer homies on deck, playa!
Yeah! I'm on deck!
I'm on deck with Zeph!
Woooo!!
Look at this spooky *** ***!
This town
is my *** now.
If you decide to roll with me,
I'll let you run things by my side.
Mmmmm....
No thanks.
We sell drugs
so we don't have to work for dickholes like you.
Pff.
(imitating Gwen) "No thanks!"
That's cute.
You still think this is an option, don't you?
You can't say no to us.
WE'RE THE ILLUMI-***-NATI!
HUAH!
[*** GETS INTENSE]
Come on, come and get it!
[GASP]
YOU *** THINK THIS ILLUMINATI *** IS A GAME?
Hahahaha...
Hey!
Hey...
What is this place?
Am I dead?
You've awakened your inner chi.
That's all that matters now.
Oh.
Okay.
Celestial Dophin: Sooo....yeah!
Do I...
I mean...
What do I do?
I don't know!
I'm a dolphin!
[CHILDLIKE LAUGHTER]
Ahh...back for more, baby?
She's beginning to believe.
No mortal can ever deafea-
[DOLPHIN LAUGHTER]
Namaste.
So wait-
You weren't brainwashed
like, at all.
Oh no yeah I was just rolling balls.
Zeph's actually a pretty chill dude.
Sorry.
WAS a chill dude.
Rita: No, Eli
he technically he just killed me
that's like, the opposite of chill
Well, agree to disagree.
I lost a friend tonight.
Hey, so..
Are you like...
immortal now?
Like, what exactly happened?
Yeah, cuz you were like, so dead.
Oh yeah you were extremely dead.
Honestly dude...
I don't even know.
Whoa.
Well, whatever it was
Thank you for saving our *** back there.
Aww!!
Okay, you need to teach me how to like,
unlock my chi or whatever
because I need to learn how to explode people.
I would also like to enroll in the exploding people class.
UNKNOWN FIGURE: The fools.
We will let them think they've won for now.
But upon the new millennium
They shall truly know our power!
Stephen. What is the status of project Y2K?
I thought you'd never ask.
This is gonna be *** awesome.
[*** MSI]