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[song in background from another room]
Babe?
Talk to me
This reminds me of the conversations we used to have at Uni
I wish I had known you two back then, I bet you were great fun
We had a laugh, back in the day
You had a laugh
I was usually left taking the blame or picking up the pieces
Now that sounds more like it
I resent that accusation
Remind me how many early morning lecture notes did I lend you?
How many girls did I get you dates with down the S.U., eh?
Not enough to make the hassle worth it
What hassle?
What was the name of that girl you were dating? Sharon?
Oh God, Sharon
What happened?
Had her round our digs half the time crying on my shoulder
"He's cheating on my, I know he is... How do I make him love me?"
Were you cheating on her?
Tell her the worst of it
What?
I can't remember
- Liar! He was cheating on her alright with her own sister - You ***!
- Well they were both fit and a bit desperate - Rob!
He had them round in shifts. Then it got really confusing especially as he had given them both of them a false name
Oh yeah, I was Mike to one of them and Lee to the other
You're disgusting
I messed it right up though when I doubled booked myself on a date with them
I went into this club and saw them both coming towards me
- What did you do? - A runner
That wasn't all. He was *** two of the lecturers
Rob I have got to hand it to you, you are a bit of a legend
Thank you
[Jen]
What's wrong with the mattress?
It had a rat on it
Jen?
I am buying a new one
Fine, I'll put it in my room
I just spent all night cleaning because I won't have anything She touched in my home
- But she didn't, I mean we... - Just don't!
For what it's worth I'm very sorry
I love you very much
Yeah but not enough, eh?
Morning
Good morning, dear
Now sit down, I've made your favourite
Lovely dippy egg and little soldiers, just the way you like them
Everything alright, boy?
Yeah
Yeah
Just forgot something. Back in a minute
Hello?
It's Paul
Um, I'm sorry, I didn't know who else to call. I really need your help
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