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the stand up comedians presents Charlie Demers Joke Explorer live at the Waldorf Hotel Vancouver Canada. I can't sleep in hotel beds
I can't.. I never sleep well. I end up watching TV in the middle of the night... and, just... yelling at infomercials.
I just... I get so mad at infomercials. And, it's the same part in infomercials that gets me...
angry... because invariably it's in there... and, what it is that part when they name a ridiculous price
and then rapidly deflate it...
and present it to you if you like "eh, pretty nice!"
and their always so attitude-y about it off the top.
Ah, what would you expect to have to pay for a food dehydrator like this? 500 bucks? You *** idiot!
300 bucks? No!
150 bucks?
wake the *** up! $80 bucks?
I just saved you... 420 bucks!
there's no... you didn't...
you... you
started with a
totally arbitrary number
and then just whittled it down
to what you wanted in the first place... that's not...
you can't deal with people like that. That's not an honest way to approach
you can't do that after a date. You can't in your life. Can't turn to a girl and go: what'd you expect to have to do after a date like that? ***!?
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