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OK.
Here we go.
Amanda?
Just a minute sweetie.
Oh...
It looks like the Loch Ness Mon...
Oh, sorry baby.
My speakers aren’t working.
OK, well, neither is the...
candlelight thing you’ve got going on there.
Can you turn on the light, please?
Oh really?
OK.
Ahh...
Better?
Yeah. Hey.
Sorry.
I was trying to set the mood.
Oh, that’s OK. That’s alright.
No worries.
The mood was set this morning, when I woke up
if you know what I mean.
Ha, ha. Well, it must be nice.
OK.
Maybe, I’ll just get back to my little show, then?
Thank you.
Alright.
Ouh!
Ouch.
Oh my god. Are you OK?
Ah...
Yeah. Ah.
OK. You know what...
Why don’t you...
show me your moves.
Yeah?
Alright. OK.
I’ve got moves. I’ll show you moves.
I’ve got moves for days. I’ll show you these moves.
What. What.
Oh.. And sweetie...
You had a shower, right?
Yeah... Yup.
When?
I just got in from work. Come on.
Oh, baby. You know how I like you to have a shower
before we have sex.
Well... it’s...
It doesn’t even matter. It’s Skype, you know.
The whole internet is dirty, so...
let’s just...
Well, OK. I don’t like dirty and
let’s make this feel as real as possible
and not cut corners, OK?
Yeah... I’m not cutting corners... I just want to...
Skype you.
Well, forget it. Yeah, OK.
Thanks, baby.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I’ve been on the road. I’ve been eating a lot of fast food.
Oh, no, no, no. It’s nothing.
It’s Jessica. You know how she is.
Right.
Well, then.
How about that? Ha?
Well, that was sudden.
Well, I tried to get your attention back.
And you have.
Well babe, why don’t you put on a pair of your sexy boxers.
and you know, make me work for it
Yup.
OK.
I feel like I’m the one who’s working for it.
Back in a minute or so, I guess.
OK. Aah..
Jessica again?
Oh.
You’re fast.
Yeah. Hey, maybe...
Maybe just close the messenger down, please.
Yeah. of course.
When you’ve got those boxers on
I’m your slave.
Oh.. alright.
Alright, baby. Bring it on.
Oh... It’s been brought.
Yeah. Look at this. Yeah.
Hun? Babe?
Yeah? What’s wrong?
You have to move farther away
from the camera. I can’t see you.
OK. Hold on. One second.
Here?
Yeah.
Like if I bring sexy back here, that’s good?
I can’t really see you, though.
Sorry. Let me get my glasses. Hold on.
Oh, no, no. Not those ugly Harry Potter glasses.
Well, I can’t see anything from back here
You know, I need to feed off an audience.
OK. You know what...
I’ll dance for you now.
How about that.
You can try.
I only went to a dance school for eight years.
Good luck.
Yes.
Oh yeah. That’s it.
Please yes.
Go.
Get it in there. Don’t stop.
Don’t stop.
Go.
Yeaaahh!
Hey.
Are you watching sports?
Yes. The Leafs have made it in.
Can you believe it?
No.
Oh my god. I’m sorry. You’re right.
I’m gonna... shut this thing...
Oh my god.
I’m sorry.
I...Isabelle is pregnant.
This is amazing.
Oh wow.
That is. That’s awesome.
Send her congratulations for me.
Wow. She’s been trying for so long.
Seriously... I actually thought they were going through a rough patch
after Dave started that weird *** site
I thought that they’d be finished
Oh yeah. That was kind of weird.
Yeah. That’s totally weird.
Since you brought up the *** site thing
What was that site, just....
Oh god. Ah...
Something...
Like for your eyes dot com or something like that.
For your eyes *** dot com
Oh, yeah yeah. That sounds right. That sounds right.
What?
I said that sounds right.
What? I can’t... even hear you there, babe.
Alright. Have fun, babe.
Ha. That’s why I love you.
Ah ha.