Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
[Knockouts by OUCH MY FACE]
[door slams]
ERIC: Haven't you guys just wanted to put it out there? You've got like hidden talents you want to show off? Like think of it, you could just do anything.
[sign falls over]
GUARD: Attention ladies and gentlemen. The theatre is now open. Please make your way, in an orderly fashion, through the door and up the stairs please.
ERIC: Hello World and welcome to the very first PrisonPals variety concert. We've got a number of great acts for you tonight.
But now let's welcome to the stage Barry Stephen 'Baz' Barrington. Give him a big round of applause.
[audience applause]
BAZ: This is something that I wrote.
Stockings on my head. Razzamatazz. Click. Sunglasses on my face. Le Specs. Fabric on my arms. Polyester.
BOOM BOOM. Get on the floor you mother ***. BOOM BOOM. Put it in here sweet heart.
GUARD: Come on.
[audience applause]
ERIC: Next we have The General.
[audience applause]
THE GENERAL: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
And you will know that I am The Lord when I lay down my vengeance upon thee. Amen.
[audience applause]
ERIC: Now we have Daryl with 'How I deal with 100 Ninjas'.
[a man throws kicks and punches]
[Daryl is forcibly removed from the stage]
ERIC: Now could we please welcome Squid.
SQUID: G'day. Everybody knows Mrs Palmer right? Mrs Palmer and her four lovely daughters and one *** son.
SQUID: I *** her cousin... GUARD: Come on Squid.
SQUID: Get ***!
ERIC: Everybody. Andre.
[rock music plays]
ANDRE: Doggy style.
Spit roast.
Mountain goat.
[Andre is forcibly removed from the stage] [audience applause]
BAZ: Lets all hear it for Eric. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't be here.
Yeah big clap, big clap.
ERIC: Thanks Baz. Thank you to all the prisoners.
I really can't accept these, there's someone who deserves these much more than me. What do you think? Warden.
ERIC: Come on John. Come up here.
Nobody expected what happened next.
BAZ: Put your hands together for the Warden guys.
WARDEN: Gee ***, I don't know what to say, I mean...
BAZ: Now. Nobody *** move.
[audience applause]
BAZ:I *** mean it.
[a scuffle]
CASEY: Get the key. Get the key. Get the key.
[time slows down]