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Translated by "AnthonyAnd__" Attention This time as always Get your kids out of the house!
Hey everyone this is Sergey Tabachnikov And I'm glad to introduce you my new show That is called "Nadel!"
Each episode is going to be released every second Thursday That means twice a month.
Unfortunately I can't do it more frequently,I have lots of other Things to do,related to Music.
No matter how weird it sounds
This show is going to have 4 parts.
First one is called -- "LIKE TO POKE!"
It is a review of whatever: an effect pedal,guitar,dead *** -
Anything were you can plug it in to and get some sound.
Second part is called "Trivium"
I'll be showing some crap on the guitar,how to play it
And why you need it in the first place.
Third part is called -- "The MusGina"
If you watch this first episode to the end,
You will definitely find out what it is And why you need it.
And the fourth part is called "Good Morning Doctor"
Where I will be answering your questions.
Ahoy,lets get it started!
"Love to Plug it In!"
So today I Love to Plug it In the "Boss Bassman 59 Fender"
COSMos technology.
Ivan COSMos from The Avengers 2
Here we see 64 control knobs.
A 3 band EQ,Volume,Gain and Presence.
There are also 2 HOEls.
A regular input, And a telecaster -- Bright In.
Let me adjust,don't know why And just play.
I'm playing a HH Fender Stratocaster And this is a neck humbucker.
ADJUST!!
I watched some reviews of my International colleagues.
And they always do it like that:
"Now lets add some treble"
And they just do it like that.
EVERY *** TIME THEY JUST DO IT LIKE THAT!!!
WHY?? Can't you just *** turn it at once??
It would not be me if I hadn't tried something heavy.
It's all simple and understandable.
Fender Bassman '59 Boss
Connected to all this electronic crap
That's all dude! And all you do is PLAY and PLAY!!...
"Trivium"
And today we are going to talk about The most important
The warm ups
So that your gorgeous hands don't hurt After the first 5 minutes of "The Game"
You HAVE to do the following
I personally never do it Because I never have time.
And mine ALWAYS HURT!!
Let's start easily.
It improves your left hand It improves your right hand!
You remember everything while Doing this exercise.
Where you were last night Who you drank with
And then string skipping From the 6th
Then the other way around Starting with the 1st
Now maybe some common exercises
You have to do it EVERY TIME !!
EVERY *** TIME !!
So your hands won't hurt And you will not feel bad for not doing it !
In a couple years..
"MUSICUNT"
Today The MusGina will be provided by Nick Johnson
No matter who he is, Check him out,
The dude DOES it
But unfortunately his spiderweb Is not functioning.
But it's all right, We'll help him out !
Good morning Heroiney,
That was Nick Johnson With his awesome performance
"HELLO DOCTOR!"
What is the best way of making my band's demo?
Good morning doctor, My name is Heroiney from the Alcoming
For these purposes video Would work the best
Because video can fit The most information
First of all -- image. How you look and how you do it!
Second of all -- sound. What you can play
And finally -- that you are not A complete redneck,
And know about the internets,
YouTubens
And can easily use them.
That means that you send about 200.000 messages a day
Invitations to your band show And so on.
Why am I saying this?..
Oh..
Video..
But however quality of the video Does not have to be great
Because you can be awesome at playing But not have money for a camera
You spend all your money on Alcohol and gear..
That happens quite often About 120% -- 130% cases
The most important is To put your soul into it!
So that it comes out interesting So that on the third minute
Well no, On the 27th second
I wouldn't want to screw it And click on the "Slayer" show
If you are having trouble On the technical side,
You have to be *** original!
So that I,for instance Would want to give you money
Well,like 15 bucks.
Casino..
So that I see that you guys are cool But not getting quite enough financing
Well we'll have to help !!
I have been helped A number of times
Yeah..
If you want to ask doctor a question
Just film it, Post it on YouTube
Or on hipster vimeo Anything you want
Send me a link to This Email
I'll be reading everything By myself,pick the most interesting ones And answer.
Send me to a Completely different
I can't type for too long Hate typing and the computers.
And there are too many Facebook questions
Besides,the next episode's MusGina in going to be
Made of your music !
If you are a musician, You paint or artistically fart
You can film it, Post it guess where
A completely *** different Email address.
It's all over my face right now..
I will include it Into an episode
And leave 2 -3 Hundred thousand comments
I'll leave just one,other will be Left by specially trained people
Mostly 5th -- 6th graders
We're back together !