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What a mess !
But...
What the... ?
I'm still drunk from last night...
No, you're not drunk.
I am your conscience. My name is Motivation and I'm talking to you.
And you'll listen to me.
It's been days and days and days you're sitting on this couch doing nothing, except for watching TV.
... And it's not really DOING something.
So now, you'll give me the pleasure to raise this big *** from this couch,
and do something ! Come on !
This day will be a productive day ! Now you'll stand up !
That's enough !
But...
Stop stop stop, no "but", stand up and move ! Come on !
Er, what are you doing ?
You're... You're my conscience, is that right ?
Well, yeah, if you want...
My name is Procrastination. And, tell me, do you really want to obey to Motivation, that *** ?
Let me tell you something.
This girl is tyrannical.
Do you see what she makes you do ?
It's been, what... One week you fell sick. You've been sick all the week.
Frankly, you need two, even three weeks to recover.
Honestly, why are you doing this ?
There's no point in putting yourself out like that !
Calm down ! Seriously !
Come back on the couch, watch your series, or, hey,
go watch YouTube videos of people who fall flat on their faces for three hours,
and that's it !
Don't put yourself out !
You OK ? Am I bothering you ?
What did we say ?
A PRODUCTIVE day, OK ?
So turn off YouTube, turn off this computer, and work ! Come on !
Leave her alone, you !
Don't you see she needs to chill out ?
Sincerely.
Oh no no no no, don't start. Go away. Go away now.
We don't want you here, we don't need you, OK ?
Calm down, OK ?
Did you hear yourself ?
Sincerely, it's not surprising that people don't like you if you talk to them like that.
Excuse me ?
You're a real pain in the ***, that's what you are !
A pain in the ***.
I admit that sometimes I'm a pain in the ***,
but I, I'm useful ! Unlike you !
Do you think it's because of you that this *** makes progress in her life ?
No. I'm sorry but if she only followed your voice, she would've spent her life in front of a stupid computer screen,
watching YouTube videos.
Yeah, but, YouTube videos didn't exist when she was little.
Whatever, I don't care ! That's not the point !
What I mean is, if the whole world followed you, what would they do ? Nothing !
So maybe I'm a pain in the *** by saying "Come on, let's move, and all", maybe,
but the real pain in the ***, it's YOU !
Come on, it's time for you to go away, now !
It's been, what, three weeks, one month, even one month and a half, even two months, TWO MONTHS that this *** does nothing !
She does nothing ! She does nothing but listening to you !
At some point, that's enough ! It's my turn to take control, OK ? My turn !
Well ! I don't take back what I said, you REALLY are a pain in the ***.
Honestly, don't listen to her.
Continue to watch this video of...
... Of a cat puking in a garbage can.
OK, you really pisses me off !
And YOU pisses me of !
*Noises*
Your troubles are giving me headaches, OK ?
So you know what.
What you can do is continue your fight without me,
and as for me, I'll lie down for a moment and I'll see all of that tomorrow.
Because for now, I've reached my saturation point. It's not possible.
Good night.
THAT is real power.
You can't imagine all the influence I have.
Meanwhile, Motivation is preparing a Machiavellian plan...
The fight is not over.
To be continued...