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What's this? Well, I've been trying to tell you how I feel
and you wouldn't believe me, so, I needed a little help.
Jim! I need my assistant to the regional manager. Code red.
Okay, I don't have my pocket co-chart on me right now so--
Now! I have an assistant now who can help you with
whatever you need. He is lazy, so crack the whip. Jim. I am not kidding. I need you.
Go ahead.
Okay, um, this is...I'll be right back. What do we got?
I was thinking of proposing to Esther today. Wow, okay, congratulations. That's a really
big step, man. She's got a ton of great qualities: she's
young, she's beautiful, genes so pure you could lick them. Her family admires me, my
family tolerates hers. A lot of them are the same people because we're 3rd cousins, which
is great for bloodlines and isn't technically insect.
Right in the sweet spot. I think you're going to be really happy.
Plus, her dowry contains a walk-in freezer full of frozen, premium cattle ***.
That's a lot of pros. And did I mention that she weaves? Colorful,
durable blankets and rugs. It all adds up. So what is the problem?
Angela. I don't know what you want me to tell you,
man. All I know is that, every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only
one thing that out-weights every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything
you thought you knew. Every instinct. Every rational calculation.
Some sort of virus? Love.
Oh. I'm in love with you.
What? Dwight, listen. No matter what happens, you
gotta forget about all the other stuff. You gotta forget about logic, and fear, and doubt.
You just gotta do everything you can to get to the one woman who's gonna make all this
worth it. At the end of the day, you gotta jump. You love Angela, Dwight. I think you
always have. You're a good assistant, Jim.
Not as good as you. That's very true. Get the hell out of here.
You got it.
You watched it?
Yeah. Well then, I guess you're ready for this.
What's that? It's from the teapot. Everything you'll ever
need to know is in that note. Not enough for me? You are everything.
Thank you.