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Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome
Paul Heyman thank you
Ladies and Gentlemen my Name is Paul Heyman
and as you know
I am the advocate
for the beast incarnate, the conqueror
BROCK LESNAR (BE- ROCK - LESSNAAAR)
I.. a.. I just wanted to spend a moment... before the Undertaker comes out, because..
I mean.. no disrespect to the Undertaker
by taking any of his time. The Undertaker is going to get
all the disrespect he can handle at WWE WrestleMania ***
against my client BROCK LESNAR !!! (BE - ROCK LESNAAAR)
My client asked me to come here tonight to deliver a message
which to be candid is one of the few
down sides of my job because to deliver this message
I actually had to travel to and stand in the middle of the ring
in the state of Texas
on another down side of.. of.. of.. delivering this message is that... I have to deliver this message with full knowledge..
.. that YES! The Undertaker
is here LIVE this evening (Heyman's taking fright)
So if I can beg you adults sir
and the adultnes of you texans
I will be brief
it is common knowledge and my client and I
are well worst and the fact
that the most prestigious commodity in WWE
is the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
but at Wrestlemania there is a commodity
of equal - if not greater value and ladies and gentlemen
that is ...... the streak
21 and 0!! twenty one consecutive undefeated victories
by The Undertaker at WrestleMania
you can't even give an analogy in sports, entertainment
or Sports-Entertainment that equals the magnitude
of 21-0. Which is why
tonight my client has asked me
to inform the Undertaker
that it is not a prediction
it is nota suggestion. it is not a prognostication
On April 6th, 2014
at WrestleMania
the Streak will cooooome to an eeend
and ladies and gentlemen, the streak will come to an end because
it will be conquered
by my client
the beast incarnate
BROCK LESNAR!!! (BE-ROCK LESNAAAAR!!)
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OMG ITS.... THE UNDERTAKER
oh..noo... wait a minute... uuuuaarrrgghhhhhh!!!
I'm an advocate, I'm just an advocaaaate
I'm an advocate, I'm just an advocaaaate
one reason you walk out here tonight
and that's because
I want youto deliver a message personally to your client
you tell
Brock Lesnar, that when the Undertaker gets to New Orleans
he's gonna slay the beast
Paul: ok....
and once that's done
I'm gonna take his
running corpse and I'm gonna throw it
into the fiery pits
of eternal HEEEELL
YES SIR... do you understand? Yes sir! YES!
and there is one... more...thing
if there's something about that message that he doesn't understand
I'll be in Brooklyn next Monday night
and I will hand deliver personally
this message. now I suggest
now I suggest you leave while
you're still able... *cheers*