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Médialine !
Yes Sire!
The kingdom's funds are not sufficiently met.
Sire, it is up to you to create a new tax, and a new fine.
News Taxes:
Let’s think about this ...
Between the daily work of the people, the size,
the census, the banning rights and so on ...
I am afraid that a new tax will bring a general revolt.
Ban the tax! + mo... money in your po-pocket!
Unless we make this tax look good, desirable and useful.
Well, the day you come up with such a prodigy,
I give you my word that I will take a bath straight away !
You can boil the water because I have the solution you need.
We make the tax tax friendly.
I’m going to tell the people that Mother Nature is dying
because of them,
but there is another chance for them to make amends.
And how... ?
By paying a tax,
and a fine every time one of your subjects spoils Nature.
Help Mother Nature: Pay your taxes!
That’s an idea!
I propose we put a tax on horse manure.
A pony: a tax of 1 crown,
a horse: 2 crowns,
a racing horse: 4 crowns.
And we could apply this tax to all animals in the Kingdom:
calves, cows, chickens, pigs ...
A revelation has just come to mind.
I say, a day without a fart for Mother Nature.
And how are you planning on collecting the money?
Well you know there are many people
who are able to go a whole day without farting
A day without farting:
Let Mother Nature breath... Otherwise pay the fine!
How much is it for farting? I need 3.
What do we have here!
Another way for thieves to steal money, but I'll fix that.
Abracada...
Oops!
News to you all,
the day without a fart is coming to an end.
A breath of fresh air Mother Nature who will repay you well.
And we’re coming to a close in
5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
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