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>> KHLOE: Kendall!
>> KIM: Tonight, on Keeping Up
With the Kardashians...
>> KHLOE: This is gonna be
Kanye's music studio?
>> SCOTT: You know you got money
when your plans actually have
you in them.
>> KIM: Kanye likes to have us
in there.
>> SCOTT (laughing): This is
amazing.
I got to learn to rap.
>> KHLOE: I was trying to warn
Lamar about this paparazzi
thing.
>> FEMALE VOICE: You're call has
been forwarded to an...
(beep)
>> KHLOE: I've been in hiding,
'cause I'm afraid of people, and
I'm not even the one who did
anything.
(sniffling)
>> KRIS: We have to start
packing up, 'cause the lease is
up in, like, ten days.
>> BRUCE: Ten days?
>> KRIS: Ten days.
>> BRUCE: We both have to admit
that the energy between us seems
to be better when we're apart.
>> KRIS: We need you to
understand this, and be okay
with it.
>> KENDALL: Why are you still
married?
If you want to be friends, get a
divorce.
>> KIM: I'm so excited to go
blonde.
I feel like people go blonde
when they want a change.
Like, I...
Remember when I went blonde when
Reggie and I broke up?
To be, like, "Uh, I just need
a fresh start."
You know?
>> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> KIM: I'm just, like, looking
at...
>> KHLOE (laughs): Comments?
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: Don't look at them.
They're gonna be mean people.
>> KIM: No, they're all nice.
Do you look at your Twitter
comments?
>> KHLOE: Not really.
Not right now.
>> KIM: 'Cause of Lamar?
>> KHLOE: Yeah, all those rumors
about him.
>> KIM: Oh, who cares?
>> KHLOE: But I was looking at
comments about the baby, like,
'cause she's trending, so, I
went to her thing.
>> KIM: She is?
I love...
>> KHLOE: And everything is
positive.
People are, like, "The queen is
back."
Northwest is trending longer
than the royal baby or
something.
(laughing): Like, it's like so
funny.
>> KIM: I love that they've been
calling me the queen lately.
>> KHLOE: I know, but what am I,
your servant?
(Kim laughs)
>> KIM: When I was pregnant, I
would honestly say, I was so
scared, but, now, I love being
a mom, and it's just such an
undescribable feeling.
Oh, my God, George, this looks
so good.
Like, seriously...
Hold on.
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
(whooping)
>> KHLOE: Kim and I are into new
vibes these days.
>> KOURTNEY: But...
>> KIM: It's all about new
beginnings.
>> KHLOE: New beginnings.
You should get rid of that
bathing suit.
It's just not a good look.
That crochet-- what year
are you in?
>> KOURTNEY: Let's just say,
we're bringing sexy back.
(laughter)
>> BRUCE: Uh... yeah.
>> KRIS: Hey, guys.
>> BRUCE: Oh, my God, look who
shows up.
(Kris laughs)
>> KENDALL: What is that?
>> BRUCE: Did you bring cake?
>> KRIS: Love the beach hair
look.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, man.
>> KRIS: You're turning into,
like...
>> BRUCE: Come on.
I'm in Malibu.
>> KRIS: Oh...
>> BRUCE: What are you...?
What are you doing?
>> KYLIE: Arts and crafts?
>> KRIS: No, we have to start
packing up, like, your-your
really personal stuff, 'cause
the lease is up in, like,
ten days.
>> BRUCE: Ten days?
>> KRIS: Ten days.
>> BRUCE: It's kind of sad.
>> KRIS: What's sad?
>> BRUCE: Well, I have to leave
this place.
You know?
>> KRIS: I know you like living
here.
>> BRUCE: It's been kind of...
kind of nice.
How time flies.
My lease is already up on the
beach house.
It has been such a great
getaway.
I mean, it's peaceful, no drama.
>> KRIS: I just don't like it
when people start rumors that
are a little crazy.
The longer we live apart, the
more reason they have to
speculate.
>> BRUCE: Somebody's speculating
about our family?
>> KRIS: Shocking.
>> BRUCE: Never.
>> KRIS: I know. All right.
>> BRUCE: To be honest with you,
I-I don't... care.
>> KRIS: I don't need any of our
friends or family members
speculating.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> KRIS: I think that there is
so much speculation about what
our relationship is, and I think
it might be a good idea to put
everybody back under one roof
so that we can all just connect
again.
>> BRUCE: You know, if the lease
is up, the lease is up.
>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: And, uh...
>> KRIS: And your ponytail's
only getting longer.
>> BRUCE: You can take the, uh,
man out of Malibu, but you can't
take the Malibu...
>> KYLIE & BRUCE: The Malibu
out of the man.
>> BRUCE: I'm keeping the
ponytail.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
>> KYLIE: I think it looks hard.
The ponytail, ponytail.
>> BRUCE: You like it?
>> KYLIE: It looks so hard.
>> BRUCE: I can go with "hard."
Sure.
>> KRIS: Okay, you're hard.
>> BRUCE: I'm hard.
(Kris laughs)
Yeah. Yeah.
>> SCOTT: Holy (bleep).
What was the point of even
buying this place?
>> KHLOE: For real.
>> SCOTT: You should have built
your own home.
>> KHLOE: That's what I've said.
>> KOURTNEY: I know.
>> KIM: No. I... We liked this
actual property, so...
>> SCOTT: What?
>> KHLOE: Dude, let's spend $20
million on a property.
>> KOURTNEY: This is crazy.
>> SCOTT: Dude, you literally
ripped this whole thing apart
like a two-bit *** in
(bleeping) Guam.
>> KIM: I know. I told you.
>> KHLOE: I love *** in Guam.
>> SCOTT: Yeah, they're good
girls.
>> KHLOE: Boys.
(coughing)
>> KIM: We actually are building
this all out so that this grass
will go out as far as it can go.
>> SCOTT: Really?
>> KIM: Uh-huh.
>> SCOTT: That's sick.
>> KIM: And then the pool is
gonna be a 70-foot pool this
way.
>> SCOTT: Course it is.
>> KIM: This...
>> KHLOE: Kim, so when are you
moving in, because this looks
like...
Yeah.
>> SCOTT: You-you could've built
this place, right?
>> KIM: Kanye and I are still
living at my mom's house with
the baby.
>> KHLOE: I guess you don't have
to baby proof-anymore, right?
(Scott laughs)
You didn't know how to do that
anyway.
>> SCOTT: She'll be three by
the time this thing's working.
>> KIM: No, it'll be done in
June.
>> KHLOE: That's a year.
>> KIM: Our house is a huge
project, and everyone always
says, you know, when you start a
project, it'll be double the
price, and double the time than
what you anticipate, and it
honestly is... couldn't be more
true of a statement.
This is gonna be Kanye's music
studio.
>> SCOTT: You know you got money
when your plans actually have
you in them.
>> KIM: Kanye likes to have us
in there, so we, you know...
>> SCOTT (laughing): This is
amazing.
He's about to pee.
You're chilling again.
(Kim laughs)
You're not cooking, but you're
make... pretending you are.
>> KHLOE: Yesus and Jesus is
over there.
>> KIM (laughing): Oh.
>> SCOTT: I mean, that's normal,
right?
>> KIM: That is Rick Rubin.
That's his studio.
This is what his studio's gonna
look like.
>> SCOTT (laughing): Oh, that
looks good.
>> KIM: That's his studio.
(phone chimes)
>> KHLOE: I was trying to warn
Lamar about this paparazzi
thing, but I did...
I don't want to call him, but
should I try to call?
Why not?
>> FEMALE VOICE: Your call has
been forwarded to an...
(beep)
>> KIM: You wouldn't wish anyone
to be going through what Khloe's
going through.
She's just, you know, a
different person, and I just
want her to be happy, and find
peace of mind.
(saw buzzing)
>> SCOTT: I got to learn to rap.
>> BRUCE: There you go, Your
Majesty.
Certainly, the driveway's
looking a little full.
Where the heck is all my stuff
gonna go?
(garage door opening)
It's kind of ridiculous, isn't
it?
>> KENDALL: What?
>> BRUCE: There's absolutely no
room in the garage anymore.
>> KENDALL: Yeah, there's a lot
going on here.
>> KRIS: Hello.
>> BRUCE: Oh, there you are.
>> KRIS: How are you?
>> BRUCE: I'm fine.
How are you?
>> KRIS: Good.
>> BRUCE: Oh, good, good.
Now...
>> KRIS: What are you guys
doing?
>> BRUCE: Well, I'm kind of
looking at the garage.
If I brought my stuff back here,
where the heck would it go?
>> KRIS: That's a good question.
>> BRUCE: Excellent question.
Thank you.
You know, they're working on
Kim's house.
I know, but they're not doing
anything to the garage.
They couldn't maybe, like, put
the Lamborghini in the garage?
>> KRIS: The garage is their
work station.
>> BRUCE: Oh.
>> KRIS: So, there's nowhere to
put anything.
That's why it's all here.
>> BRUCE: Boy, when I moved out,
they moved me out.
Everybody else has kind of taken
that space over with.
Honestly, it looks like there's
no room for me to come back.
>> KRIS: Well, I don't know
what to say.
It's like, I'm a little
overwhelmed, too.
There's just a lot going on
here.
>> BRUCE: Everybody's...
>> KRIS: And everybody's got
cars and motorcycles and
strollers and...
>> BRUCE: Gotcha.
We'll figure it out.
>> KHLOE: Uh.
Want a piece of gum?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, thanks.
>> KHLOE: Bye, Kim.
>> TEAMMATE: Ladies, how are
you?
>> KOURTNEY: Uh...
Hi. Kourtney.
>> TEAMMATE: Good to see you.
>> KHLOE: Have you met Kourt?
>> TEAMMATE: Yes, I have before.
>> KHLOE: How are you?
>> TEAMMATE: I'm well.
>> KOURTNEY: All right, so call
me later.
>> TEAMMATE: All right.
>> KOURTNEY: Bye, guys.
>> TEAMMATE: All right...
>> KHLOE: That made me so
uncomfortable, 'cause I'm,
like, friends with him.
Like, how fast he just bailed.
(phone line ringing)
>> KIM: Hey.
>> KHLOE: Weird?
>> KIM: That wasn't weird.
The...
I think he was just
uncomfortable, and didn't want
you to feel like he was gonna
ask you any Lamar questions.
It was...
>> KHLOE: Kim, I'm friends with
him.
He bare...
He shook my hand, and barely
even looked at me.
>> KIM: Khloe, don't feel weird.
I swear, they just probably
don't know what to say.
And the first run-in, like, had
to happen with people like that.
You haven't seen anyone, you
know?
>> KHLOE: Yeah, but that was so
weird.
Anyway, okay.
I love you.
Thank you.
>> KIM: Love you. Bye.
>> KHLOE: That made me so
uncomfortable.
This whole thing is very
uncomfortable.
I don't like being around
people, 'cause, I know what
they're thinking.
>> KOURTNEY: Well, so let's make
sure there's no people in Dash.
>> KHLOE: I know what the
employees are thinking.
>> KOURTNEY: Well, why don't you
just wait in the car?
I'll literally run inside.
>> KHLOE: It's okay.
I mean, it's like I...
like I have to be around people
one day.
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
Is Roya here today?
>> WOMAN: Yeah, she is.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, okay, good.
>> EMPLOYEES: Hi, Khlo.
>> KHLOE: Hey.
>> ROYA: So I want to talk to
you about the fitting room
drapes.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> ROYA: So I ordered a new set.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> ROYA: Because they cannot be
cleaned.
And, then, the floor, we're
having an issue with.
Obviously, you can see.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
What else?
We're thinking of opening an
office.
So like, Roya could do the
buying from there.
And then, I don't know if you
guys know, but we're having a
new girl, Dakota, come in, and
kind of do the job that
Roya's doing.
>> KHLOE: I need to re-interview
her.
>> KOURTNEY: Should we iChat
with her?
>> KHLOE: Yes. One more time.
>> KOURTNEY: Right now?
>> KHLOE: No.
>> KOURTNEY: Why?
Let's put her on the spot.
(laughs)
(phone line ringing)
>> DAKOTA: Hi.
>> KOURTNEY: We're at Dash.
You can see the sign behind us.
Are you excited for your
two-week trial?
>> DAKOTA: Yes. Very excited.
>> KOURTNEY: We have just hired
a retail director for Dash.
What were, like, your day-to-day
responsibilities?
>> DAKOTA: I was there to
support the team.
And, making sure that they
reached their store goals.
>> KOURTNEY: We're so excited.
We've been looking for someone
for this position for years,
who is going to take over and
help run all three stores.
>> KHLOE: All right.
I appreciate you getting on with
us so quickly.
>> DAKOTA: Very, absolutely.
Sorry I look like crap, as
I'm on a boat today. (laughs)
>> KOURTNEY: You look cute.
>> KHLOE: I think you look cute.
>> KOURTNEY & KHLOE: Thank you.
>> ROYA: Bye, you guys.
>> KHLOE: Thank you.
>> KOURTNEY: Get ready for
some fab... changes.
>> PAPARAZZI: Are you going to
pick Lamar up from Skid Row
tonight, Khloe?
>> KHLOE: Sweet, right?
>> PAPARAZZI: Are you going
to Skid Row?
>> KHLOE: So sweet.
>> KOURTNEY: What (bleep) holes.
>> KHLOE: That's what happens.
I've been in hiding 'cause I'm
afraid of people.
It's very uncomfortable.
I can't look people in the eyes.
And I'm not even the one who
did anything.
My priority is Lamar's health
and well being.
And, I don't feel like it's my
place to address a lot of
things, 'cause it's not.
It is part of my job to protect
him, and to keep him as safe as
possible.
And by keeping him safe it's
by... keeping me quiet.
I've been putting myself aside,
to save-- hopefully save--
somebody else's life.
And now that I've come to terms
that I can't...
I have to move on with my life,
and... that means, like,
changing a lot.
>> KHLOE: People think
I'm like...
And I shouldn't care what
people think.
But I don't like that now
I'm affiliated...
It's so like, so (bleep)
weird that everyone just
expects me... Like, I haven't
even had one week off.
KOURTNEY: Why don't you tell
someone you need two weeks off,
at least?
KHLOE: It's not two weeks.
Like, I need to get my life
in order.
But then I'm like, I love to
work 'cause it distracts me.
But then as soon as I go home
I'm like a shattered person.
Like, I'm just wasting time.
>> KOURTNEY: I feel like you
don't need to decide everything
at once, too.
Like about your house.
>> KHLOE: I know. But, like,
what am I supposed to do until
then?
Like, where am I supposed
to live?
>> KOURTNEY: Did you and Lamar
have that conversation?
>> KHLOE: You can't have a
conversation with him.
>> KOURTNEY: I know that this is
a really intense and sad time
for Khloe.
And I feel so bad.
I just really don't know
what to do.
Have you not been talking
to him?
>> KHLOE: Uh-uh.
What-What is there to say?
>> KOURTNEY: Right.
>> KHLOE: I guess he called
Malika to say, "please tell Kris
and Bruce I'm sorry."
Oh, shut up.
Tell Khloe you're (bleep) sorry.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Robbie.
I like your place.
>> KHLOE: Where'd you get all
the Cîroc from?
>> ROBERT: Buffy.
>> KOURTNEY: Rob moved out of
Khloe and Lamar's house.
I'm actually really proud
of Rob, that he's getting
his own place and just having
a little bit more
responsibility and just
doing things on his own.
>> KHLOE: Mmm.
I miss you.
>> ROBERT: Mm-hm.
>> KHLOE: What are you wearing?
>> ROBERT: Um... Unbreakable.
>> KHLOE: Why are you wearing
Unbreakable?
>> ROBERT: Well, I just got
all these...
>> KHLOE: It makes me so sad.
>> KOURTNEY: Are Skittles on
your diet?
>> ROBERT: No. Actually, I need
to throw those out.
>> KHLOE: Do you know I cried?
>> KOURTNEY: You picked
everything out?
>> KHLOE: You know, I cried
yesterday.
>> ROBERT: I still had to...
>> KHLOE: Do you know I cried
yesterday, 'cause I went in
your room, and you were gone.
(cries)
>> ROBERT: I told you, you can
sleep in one of the rooms.
>> KOURTNEY: I have no one
at my house.
>> ROBERT: You can sleep here.
I have no one at my house.
>> KHLOE: I couldn't be happier
for Rob getting his own place
and, you know, just growing up.
I definitely feel bad that my
brother had to live in an
environment that he would
describe as toxic.
So I'm happy he is doing his
own thing, and in a healthier
environment.
>> KOURTNEY: Well, that's cool.
Dad's things that he wrote you.
>> KHLOE: You've never seen
that?
It used to be hanging at my
house.
Has Lamar tried calling you?
>> ROBERT: No.
I heard he changed his number,
didn't he?
>> KHLOE: No, he has prepaid
phones 'cause he's convinced
all the other ones are...
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, but he
doesn't even probably know Rob's
newest number.
>> KHLOE: He gets a prepaid one
and he gets, he only gets it
prepaid for a few hours,
and then he gets a new one.
>> ROBERT: Yeah... I definitely
think you should move out of
that house.
(phone rings)
>> KRIS: What's going on, honey?
>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Mom, I was
just gonna ask you if you were
helping with the kids one day?
>> KRIS: I-I thought I was
doing Sunday.
>> KOURTNEY: No. We're home
Sunday.
>> KRIS: Oh.
>> KOURTNEY: I'll ask Khloe
first.
>> KRIS: All right.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay. I love you.
>> KRIS: I love you too, honey.
Bye.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, bye.
>> BRUCE: Honey?
>> KRIS: Hm?
>> BRUCE: Have a seat.
>> KRIS: Uh-oh.
I don't know if I like "have a
seat."
>> BRUCE: I think it's
important, that uh...
we discuss what's going on.
We both have to admit that
the energy between us
seems to be, you know, better
when we're apart right now.
We've been together for 23
years.
It seems to be, now, we're
doing, you know, we're doing
better being apart.
And seeing each other here and
there.
I already called the real estate
agent, and, uh, extended the
lease.
>> KRIS: Don't you think we
should have talked about that?
>> BRUCE: Um...
yeah, I just did it.
I just... To be honest with you,
at this point, I just can't
see going back.
I'm not looking to get divorced
or anything.
But having our space is kind of
nice.
'Cause you look at marriage
today.
I mean, it's...
Kourtney and Scott, they're not
even married-- they got two
kids, you know?
You look... Kim, got a baby, you
know?
And why should we feel pressure
from the media and public
opinion to define our marriage?
>> KRIS: I got you.
>> BRUCE: I think Kris is
happier being in the other house
with me not being there.
I-I seem to be happier staying
in the Malibu house.
If everybody's happy, why not go
that direction?
>> KRIS: We have to define our
marriage the way we want it to
be.
You know, I thought about this
for a long time and wondered
where this is all going.
And I think we just both need to
be happy.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> KRIS: I really do. I mean...
Isn't that the bottom line?
Like, life is so short.
>> BRUCE: Yep. I'm turning 64.
You know?
I'm playing in the fourth
quarter.
You know?
Of life and... Yeah.
I-I just...
All I want, you know?
We've been very blessed in our
lives.
Kids and family and all that
kind of stuff.
I don't want to blow it because
the two of us are at each
other's throat.
>> KRIS: As long as it's a good
thing and it's healthy for the
family and Bruce is happy and
the kids are happy, then this is
gonna work out.
Do you know that, like, 60
people a year die from getting
this thing, like, popped in
their head or their eye?
(laughing): So don't aim it at
me.
(chuckles)
'Cause I don't want to die...
>> BRUCE: Is that it?
>> KRIS: ...from drinking a
bottle...
>> BRUCE: I get everything?
All right, are you ready?
>> KRIS: This freaks me out.
>> BRUCE: To the Malibu house.
Oh, we-we got to shoot it.
Here it goes. Boom. Yeah.
>> KRIS: How'd you shoot it like
that?
That was pretty good, Jenner.
>> BRUCE: Oh, thank you.
Obviously, my biggest concern is
Kendall and Kylie.
That's, like, my next
conversation.
I don't want to rush it, you
know I mean?
I want to... give me a little
time.
I'm gonna figure out... I want
to make sure I do it right,
because, you know, they're my
only concern.
(TV playing indistinctly)
>> KOURTNEY: Well, hello.
>> KHLOE: Well, hello, Gorgina.
>> KOURTNEY: What are you doing
there?
>> KHLOE: I just wanted to get
away and just... relax for a
little bit.
>> KOURTNEY: I haven't watched
I Love Lucy in so long.
>> KHLOE: You haven't?
This is the best episode.
The grape episode.
(chuckles)
>> KOURTNEY: She looks like a
Dolce & Gabbana ad.
Scoot over.
(grunts)
I wonder how many years they
filmed this show.
>> KHLOE: I don't know.
>> KOURTNEY: Are you okay?
Do you want to talk about
anything?
>> KHLOE: No, I'm okay.
>> KOURTNEY: Since Rob moved
out, Khloe's been staying at my
mom's a little bit.
And I've told her that she could
come stay at my house whenever
she wants to.
You know, I just feel bad that
she's carrying around so much
stress.
Isn't it crazy that you stomp
grapes like that and then people
drink it?
Like, what if...
How do you clean your feet?
>> KHLOE: I'm sure they have
ways.
(Khloe chuckles)
>> BRUCE: Look at all this.
Good job on bringing the sushi,
Kylie.
Got anything to drink?
>> KENDALL: What's that?
>> BRUCE: Kylie's.
Thank you.
I've really enjoyed it, being
out here, with all the commotion
that's going on at the other
house.
Every time I go back, it's
like... (groans)
I mean, there's, like, six
people living in the house.
I've got no space whatsoever.
I get a little corner in the
garage.
I think I've been partially
happier out here, kind of out
of that house.
And I just want you guys to be
comfortable with that.
>> KENDALL: Dude, what is this?
Are we divorced parents' kids
now?
Like, I'm so, like, confused.
>> BRUCE: No. Mom and I are
doing just great.
>> KENDALL: Okay, but I don't
want to live like I'm... have
divorced parents.
>> BRUCE: Well, we're not
getting divorced.
>> KENDALL: Why do you care
about being alone out here so
much, when your wife and kids,
who are still growing up, are in
Hidden Hills.
>> BRUCE: Over the years, I
haven't been treated that well
over there.
I get up in the morning-- I'm
scrutinized what I wear, what I
do this, what I say.
And you've seen it.
>> KYLIE: I agree.
>> BRUCE: You would agree?
Yeah.
>> KYLIE: I think if you're
happier for yourself out here,
then you should be out here.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> KYLIE: I think it sucks that
my dad wants to live in Malibu
because I love to see him every
day.
But I feel like if he's happier
there, then I'm definitely
happier.
>> BRUCE: The bottom line is, is
Mom and I are doing just fine.
We seem to be doing better and
both of us happier with some
distance.
We love each other.
I love you guys.
We're still the family.
Yeah.
>> KENDALL: Even though my dad
says him and my mom are fine,
I'm still kind of having my
doubts, wondering if that's true
or not, and I can kind of
assume what's gonna happen,
and I'm not really
looking forward to it.
Do what you want.
>> KHLOE: Kim, you look so good.
>> KIM: Thank you.
>> KENDALL: Oh, my God, you're
actually hitting her.
>> KYLIE: Mom! Mom!
Help me.
>> KHLOE: What-what are we all
doing?
Something's happening.
>> KRIS: We're just gonna go
have a family meeting.
>> KENDALL: I have no idea.
>> KRIS: All right, let's go in
the den, everybody.
>> KHLOE: I'm getting scared.
I don't really know what's
happening.
Seeing that Bruce is here was
alarming because Bruce hasn't
been here in a while.
Oh, my God, Scott's here, too?
We're definitely... Something is
happening.
What is happening?
And then for Rob to be here,
too?
'Cause Rob, like, never does
anything we tell him to do.
This is just, like, getting
weird, and I'm getting very
paranoid and I just am freaked
out.
I don't know.
>> KIM: What is going on?
>> BRUCE: You want to start this
off?
>> KRIS: No, you can.
>> KHLOE: Uh-oh.
>> SCOTT: What the hell's going
on here?
>> BRUCE: Actually, we brought
the family meeting together,
kind of go through the status of
your mother and I and kind of
where we're at.
Kris and I are kind of deciding
what we want to do in the future
and where we want to go, and
both Mom and I seem to be very
happy with the arrangement that
we have right now.
So, for the time being, we're
gonna keep the, uh, beach house.
>> KHLOE: Where does that stand
for you two?
>> BRUCE: Nobody's getting a
divorce, nobody's doing anything
right now.
>> KRIS: I just think we both
decided we just always want to
be, first and foremost, family
and friends.
>> KIM: But don't you think that
living apart too long will make
you guys really enjoy that?
>> KHLOE: I said that way before
they even did this.
Upstairs in Mom's closet, I
said, "Too much time apart is,
like... That's where you get
comfortable."
>> KRIS: And we're fine with
that, and w... We need you to
understand this and be okay with
it.
We're better as friends than we
are the other way.
>> KENDALL: So then why are you
still married?
Get a divorce.
Why are you scared of getting
a divorce?
>> KRIS: We're not scared of
that; it just takes a minute
to get used to it.
>> KENDALL: Yeah, you are.
Get a divorce if that's...
If you want to be friends,
get a divorce.
Why are you still together?
>> KHLOE: Why are you so angry?
Does it bother you that they're
still married?
>> KENDALL: Because they're
obviously hiding it.
>> SCOTT: I think she's bothered
that they're sugarcoating the
living situation and there's a
bigger picture.
>> KENDALL: Yeah, yeah, it bugs
me that you guys are, like,
trying to, like, hide something
that everyone can obviously see.
I'm tired of dancing around the
subject, and I want to know
what's going on.
I'm tired of guessing and
wondering.
I just really want to know.
>> KRIS: Kourtney and Kimberly
probably remember that when
Daddy and I got divorced, there
was a lot of tension.
We need to do it our way, and if
it means we're gonna get
divorced, we'll tell you right
away.
We're trying to figure that out.
The process isn't fun.
It sucks on a lot of levels.
You know, I just...
I don't want to get crazy.
I just didn't want this to turn
into an emotional thing.
I think that what I'm saying is,
it's just...
You know, it's-it's...
We're trying to be honest.
You guys want honesty, and we're
trying to be really honest, and
our feelings are our feelings,
and they're our feelings
together.
We're just doing it our way.
It doesn't mean that we still
can't be in each others' lives.
We have kids together.
He loves you guys very much, all
of you, and so do I.
>> BRUCE: We're always here for
you guys.
We always have been, and we
always will be.
>> KHLOE: I think none of us
want you guys to get a divorce,
but we do want you guys to be
happy, and so...
>> KRIS: I'm not happy, and he's
not happy, so thank you.
>> KHLOE: Right, okay.
You don't have to yell, like...
>> KRIS: But that's all that you
need to say.
>> KHLOE: Okay.
>> KRIS: Let us do our thing.
>> KHLOE: Stop yelling at me, or
I'm gonna start yelling at you.
Seriously, don't (bleep) yell at
me.
Don't (bleep) with me, 'cause
I'm the wrong one.
We want you guys to be happy.
I think just, sometimes you guys
aren't willing to admit things
to yourselves until it's that
time.
>> KRIS: I want to do it as
mature adults, because, you
know what?
Life is too short.
Yeah.
>> KENDALL: Then we won't be
siblings anymore.
>> ROB: That's not true.
>> KHLOE: That's not true.
>> BRUCE: Oh, it's not true!
>> KHLOE: Yeah, don't cry.
I am very, very protective over
Kendall and Kylie.
For Kendall to say that we're
not gonna be sisters anymore--
that really, really effects me.
>> KRIS: It's your half sister
and brother.
>> KHLOE: We have the same
blood.
Well, I don't know about me, but
they have the same blood.
>> KRIS: Stop it, Khloe.
>> KHLOE: There's no bad blood.
My mom and Bruce do get along.
I really do think they're better
just living apart.
>> KOURTNEY: Well, thank you for
explaining that to us.
>> KIM: Ultimately, I think
they're making the right
decision, because I think life
is all about being happy, and I
think everyone just deserves to
be happy.
And no matter what happens, I
mean, Bruce is still our dad.
You know, he raised us since I
was, like, 11 years old.
That'll never change.
>> KHLOE: We're always gonna be
sisters.
>> ROB: I'm definitely Team
Bruce over Team Kris.
>> KHLOE: You didn't know that?
>> BRUCE: Yeah...
>> KOURTNEY: Do you guys care
if you guys date other people?
I'm asking.
>> ROB: Oh, my God.
>> BRUCE: Nobody's...
No, I don't...
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> ROB: But we're always here
for you, too.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, I know.
>> ROB: And as the man of this
house, I say that.
>> BRUCE: There you go, Rob.
>> KRIS: All right, Rob.
>> BRUCE: There you go.
Way to step up.
>> KIM: You should work out with
me and my trainer.
>> KOURTNEY: What time?
>> KIM: We did 7:30 this
morning.
I have to do it very
strategically.
With the feeding, she has to
feed between 9:00 and 9:30.
So, the other day, I overheard
Mom at 4:00 in the morning
talking about Khloe and Lamar.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe is going
through so much, and sometimes I
don't know what to do to help
her.
As a family, we just need to be
there for Khloe and help her
figure out whatever her next
step is, and that's all we can
do.
I just feel bad if she's going
through something alone and
feels like she can't talk to us.
>> KIM: I know, 'cause does she
think we're gonna...?
>> KOURTNEY: Judge her?
>> KIM: I just feel like Khloe
has taken years to open up to
someone, to really fall in love,
and this is, like, the first
time she's really been in love.
>> KOURTNEY: I know.
>> KIM: Like, for real, so to
have that all not work out the
way she hoped it would, I think
would just be so sad for her.
>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
It, like, really breaks my
heart.
If I think about it long enough,
I could cry, bible.
I'll cry at the end of the day
with not-fresh makeup.
(Kim laughs)
>> KRIS: So, Us Weekly's running
a huge story on Bruce and I
tomorrow.
>> KIM: Saying what?
>> KRIS: Saying that we're
living apart, which, I feel like
everybody knows anyway, but just
our comments, 'cause Bruce and I
made a statement.
>> KIM: What did you say?
>> KRIS: We said that we are
happier this way and that we
really love and respect each
other, and we're best friends,
and we always will be, and we
talk three times a day on the
phone.
It was like two sentences.
I don't want it to be crazy,
especially when it's innocent.
>> KIM: I've definitely had my
fair share of the press
attacking me, and I feel like
gossip stories are now gonna
start, and they're gonna try and
pin my mom and Bruce against
each other, and that's just
what's so hard.
But I think, together as a
family, we just have to, you
know, stick together.
>> KRIS: I can't see because of
the sun.
It's crazy.
I'm going.
>> KENDALL: I need to have a
serious talk with you about this
ponytail.
I really need it gone.
>> BRUCE: Oh.
>> KENDALL: Within the next day.
Seriously, you need to...
>> BRUCE: I love the ponytail.
Don't you like the ponytail?
>> KENDALL: No. Take the
ponytail out.
(camera shutters clicking)
Come on now.
>> BRUCE: Come on.
It's just growing in.
God!
>> MAN: Bruce!
>> BRUCE: You wore shoes like
that to hit golf balls?
>> KENDALL: Yup. I'm probably
not gonna hit any golf balls.
>> BRUCE: Oh, come on, you got
to hit some golf balls.
Here you go.
>> KENDALL: Not when they're
gonna take snapshots of me be...
>> BRUCE: Uh, I think they're
leaving.
>> KENDALL: No, they're not.
>> MAN: Bruce!
Do you get to keep the Porsche?
>> KYLIE: There's four of 'em
sitting right there in the tree.
They will never leave.
>> BRUCE: The most difficult
thing in all of this is not
dealing with Kris or the kids or
the family.
We can all deal with that.
It's the stupid media, and the
paparazzis can drive you
absolutely crazy.
>> MAN 2: Hey, Bruce.
How are you?
>> BRUCE: So help me, I'll
(bleep) hit that thing.
>> MAN: What?
>> BRUCE: Okay, so put it down.
>> MAN 2: You know, the view's
up on the street.
>> MAN 3: Don't move.
>> BRUCE: Okay. Listen, you...
listen, you (bleep) bottom
feeders...
>> MAN: What?
>> BRUCE: Get the (bleep) out of
here?
You're on private property.
We just called the cops.
So you can both get the (bleep)
out of here.
You hear me?
Get the (bleep) out of here!
Now I feel better.
>> WOMAN: Yay!
(applause)
>> BRUCE: Thank you.
>> KENDALL: I so want to just
give 'em the finger right now.
>> BRUCE: Oh, I... I was going
to earlier.
>> KENDALL: Should the three of
us do it right now-- give 'em
the finger?
Do you give us permission?
>> BRUCE: Yeah. Why not?
>> KENDALL: Okay.
>> BRUCE: One, two, three.
Give it go 'em.
(bleep) you guys.
Hey!
(Kendall laughs)
>> KENDALL: That was so fun!
Despite everything, I really
appreciate that my dad is taking
the time to make sure Kylie and
I are okay.
>> BRUCE: This is how you do it.
No, don't over there.
You're inter...
>> KYLIE: I want to be on yours.
>> BRUCE: Get over there.
You've got your own balls.
>> KENDALL: And I know that
he'll always be there for me.
>> BRUCE: Kylie, get your butt
over here.
>> KYLIE: No, Dad. You know I
don't know how to golf.
Trying to make me feel better.
>> BRUCE: You got to practice.
You got to start some time.
Come on, there's nothing hotter
than a girl that can play golf.
I'll prove it to you.
Guys, is there anything hotter
in life than a chick that can
hit the ball?
>> MAN: Absolutely not.
>> BRUCE: Absolutely not.
See? Every time!
(all exclaiming)
>> BRUCE: Who misses me?
>> KENDALL: We do!
>> BRUCE: Come on. Here I am.
>> KRIS: Hello.
Where's the ponytail?
>> KHLOE: Don't encourage.
>> BRUCE: Things haven't
changed.
You're dressed in black and,
again, she's got a glass of
wine.
>> KRIS: Oh!
What a shock.
You guys, can we go... all go
outside?
'Cause it's so beautiful out
there and we'll go sit out on
the pavilion?
>> KHLOE: Is Rob coming to this
meeting or no?
>> KRIS: No, Rob is at the
doctor getting a physical.
I think it's just because he
gained weight in a really short
amount of time.
His liver was almost gone.
>> KOURTNEY: And his ser... He
has no serotonin.
>> KRIS: Like, crazy levels that
make you depressed.
They think that there's a bigger
reason why he gained 65 pounds
in a couple months.
>> BRANDON: Wow. Poor guy.
>> KRIS: It's just so sad.
It's sad.
>> BRODY: How's Lamar?
>> KHLOE: He's okay.
Um, I talked to him today.
I just dropped him off, like...
He asked for, like, just...
like, underwear and, like, just
basics.
>> BRODY: Where is he living?
>> KHLOE: He stays in our loft.
Downtown.
But he, like, wanted to go see a
movie today.
Like, he was in good spirits
today.
>> KIM: Did he go?
>> KHLOE: He wanted to go with
me.
I said I can't.
>> BRODY: Poor guy.
Poor you.
>> KRIS: Kim, didn't you call
this meeting?
>> BRUCE: Kim called the
meeting?
>> KIM: Yeah, I actually did.
My mom and Bruce expressed that
they're getting a separation,
and there's already been so many
stories that say, like, the boys
don't like my mom...
and they're so happy that
they're getting separated.
I just think we should all be on
the same page.
>> BRODY: What is the page?
What's the page?
What's-what's the page, guys?
What-What's going on?
>> KIM: Even if they are fake
stories, I know that sometimes,
if you hear it enough, you will
believe it.
>> KIM: I just saw, like, over
the weekend that, obviously,
since you guys announced your
separation or whatever, I feel
like there's just been so many
stories, which was, like, bound
to happen, but I feel like we
should have maybe gotten ahead
of it.
As soon as my mom and Bruce
expressed that this is what they
were gonna do, we should've had
a family meeting with all the
Jenner kids, too, because I
didn't even think about it, but
of course there's gonna be crazy
stories and rumors that get out
there.
Obviously, we can't control
other people.
All we can control is ourselves.
So don't believe any of it.
It's gonna say, you know, "This
one hates this one, this one
hates this one."
Now they're gonna, like, try and
just say that, like, we're not
close with our stepbrothers.
>> BRANDON: You know, the-the
truth is, Kendall and Kylie,
they're the most important thing
in all of this.
>> KIM: Yeah. We've all been
through our parents getting a
divorce, so we obviously know
what it feels like.
So I think if we're all...
>> KHLOE: Also, we've never
experienced it on their level.
Like, we've done it privately.
They have to experience it with
everyone putting in their two
cents.
>> KENDALL: You guys grew up,
like, for the most part,
completely normal.
Like, we've grown up, at our
age, like, in a different light
than you guys have.
>> KIM: Yeah. No, totally.
>> KOURTNEY: And that has
to suck.
>> KENDALL: I like that
you guys understand that.
>> KRIS: We have to just stay
together as a family, keep
connected and make sure that we
communicate.
>> BRUCE: Right now there are so
many things going on in our
family.
It's just ridiculous.
But, hey, we've dealt with a lot
more difficult things in the
past.
Eh, it's gonna be tough for
everybody but, you know what,
our family's strong.
We will survive.
>> BRANDON: Well, in all
seriousness, it's very good that
you guys are very adult about
this.
>> KRIS: So if we're all so okay
with it, why can't everybody
else be so okay with it?
>> KOURTNEY: No one should give
a (bleep) about media coverage.
>> BRODY: Whoa! Whoa!
>> KHLOE: Family united,
I agree.
>> KOURTNEY: So, aren't you
excited to be here?
So beauteous.
>> KHLOE: No, it really is.
>> KOURTNEY: We're gonna stomp
some grapes like I Love Lucy.
>> HOWARD: Welcome, welcome.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
>> HOWARD: Welcome to Malibu
Rocky Oaks.
>> KHLOE: Thank you.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe is going
through so much, and sometimes I
don't know what to do to help
her.
But she always makes me laugh in
my toughest times.
>> KHLOE: Oh, who is that?
Kendall!
Kendall!
>> KENDALL: It's romantic.
>> KOURTNEY: And that's all I
can do for her, is make sure
that she laughs and has a good
time while she's dealing with
everything.
Should I try the I Love Lucy
swoop?
>> KHLOE: Don't let your ***
hang out.
>> KOURTNEY: Like that.
Wait, do we have to wash our
feet?
>> HOWARD: No, you're good.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, stomp like
Lucy.
>> KOURTNEY: Yolanda and
Towanda.
>> KHLOE: Yolanda and Towanda.
>> KOURTNEY: Wait, we have to
decide who's who.
>> KRIS: What are these names
that you guys have?
(chuckles)
>> KHLOE: Yolanda and Towanda
are mine and Kourtney's alter
egos.
They are who we want to be when
we just want to be wild and
crazy.
Kourtney, what are you do...
>> KOURTNEY: Don't splash.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney...
One of the best things about
having a big family is no matter
what we're going through, we're
always there for each other, and
there's nothing better that I
would rather have, especially
right now, than a big family.
>> KOURTNEY: How does this turn
into wine?
I still don't get it.
>> HOWARD: Well, we put in the
yeast and then it starts the
fermentation process.
>> KHLOE: Mmm, put in the yeast,
Kourt.
>> KOURTNEY: Should I open my
legs?
>> KHLOE: That is so disgusting.
(laughter)
>> KOURTNEY: Next on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians...
>> COUNSELOR: You need to have
some hobbies that help your
anxiety.
>> SCOTT: I thought karate would
be a good activity, but it's
kind of weirding me out a bit.
>> KIM: Have you been to one of
his classes?
>> KRIS: Hello, Sonoma!
>> JONATHAN: To our new
friendship.
>> KRIS: Hi, Kim.
>> KIM: Where are you?
>> KRIS: We're in Beverly Hills.
>> KIM: I just don't understand
why you guys would lie to me.
Hi, Lamar. You okay?
Just know we're always here to
support you.
>> SCOTT: I think Khloe would be
able to forgive him if he tried
to get his life in order for
her.