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IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S HASHTAG WARS.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) >> I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO THIS
EVERY TIME.
>> HARDWICK: TONIGHT IS THE 59TH ANNIVERSARY OF DISNEYLAND
OPENING, YOU GUYS.
59 YEARS AGO...
(CHEERING, WHOOPING) IN HONOR OF THAT HUGE CULTURAL
EVENT, TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS DEPRESSING DISNEY. SO...
(GROANS, LAUGHTER) EXAMPLES OF THIS MIGHT BE:
SNOW WHITE SUPREMACIST.
(LAUGHTER) THERE'S NO TOMORROW LAND.
OR... MR. TOAD'S WILD RIDE WHILE DRUNK KILLS TWO, TOAD WALKS AWAY
WITHOUT A SCRATCH.
FILM AT 11:00.
I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, AND GO!
YES, AISHA TYLER.
>> SNOW YELLOW AND THE SEVEN URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS.
>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS, GOOD.
WELL DONE.
HI, HO.
(LAUGHTER) WIL.
>> UH, THE *** IT, NOTHING EVEN MATTERS HORN.
>> HARDWICK: YEAH.
(LAUGHTER) UH, KEVIN.
>> ROOFIE BEAUTY.
>> HARDWICK: YEAH. GOOD. POINTS.
THE POINTS ARE... KEVIN.
>> THE LITTLE MERMAID HAS MERCURY POISONING.
(LAUGHTER) >> HARDWICK: POINTS.
WIL.
>> IT'S A SMALL, SMALL SUFFOCATING WORLD.
>> HARDWICK: WOW, SOMEONE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE
FUTON TODAY.
POINTS.
AISHA.
>> UH, RACIST-*** SONG OF THE RACIST-*** SOUTH.
>> HARDWICK: YEAH, IT IS.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT.
(CHEERING, WHOOPING) IT'S THAT SONG PLAYS WHEN YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH SPLASH MOUNTAIN.
♪ HOW DO YOU DO ALL WHITES THIS WAY... ♪
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) KEVIN.
>> FINDING CHEMO.
>> HARDWICK: OH, VERY DEPRESSING DISNEY.
VERY DEPRESSING. POINTS. POINTS.
CHEMO!
(BELL DINGS) WIL.
>> 101 DALMATIANS MEET MICHAEL VICK.
>> HARDWICK: OH, WOW, NICE.
POINTS. AISHA.
>> OH, YES.
TIGGER AND POOH, A FECAL ADVENTURE.
(LAUGHTER) (BUZZER SOUNDS)
>> HARDWICK: UM, SORRY, AISHA, WE DON'T SAY "TIGGER," WE SAY
TIGER-AMERICAN.
(LAUGHTER) >> LOOK, IN THE STREET, WE SAY
TIGGAH!
>> HARDWICK: OKAY, HEY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M
REALLY SORRY.
(CHEERING, WHOOPING) >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE
STREET IS.