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-Hey! Hey, September, hey!
-What? What is it?
-You ever get that feeling like your days are numbered?
-Yes, I have 30. Where are you going with this?
-I don't remember, but I think it rhymes with September.
Oh! Is it... dismember?
-I... hope not?
-[laughs] Just kidding.
It's actually... SHOCKTOBER!
-Huh. Is that like No Shame Novemb-- AAH!
[spooky laughter]
-[deep, gruff voice]: That's right, Orange.
Shocktober is here with a whole month
of spectacular entertainment!
-Shut up and take my money!
-Never! Because Shocktober is totally FREE!
-WHOA!
So, what's in it for me?
-'Bout time you asked.
ROLL THAT FOOTAGE!
-(announcer) Shocktober has come to the kitchen!
-[chuckles]
-(announcer) And nothing will ever be the same again!
-Pudding pop.
-(announcer) Behold the horror!
[witch cackles]
Every frightening Friday
and every mortifying Monday!
-[growls]
-Thrills!!! Chills!!!
And oh so many kills!
-Heeere's Orange! [laughs]
-(announcer) Shocktober!
-It's gonna be wicked COOOOOOL!
-But wait... there's more!
We're launching an all-new original web series,
The Misfortune of Being Ned, starting Wednesday the 9th of...
-SHOCKTOBER!!!
-Now here's some dude with a beard to tell you more.
Roll that footage!
[projector runs]
-Hey guys, I'm Steve Zaragoza
and I play the title character in an all-new series
from the producers of The Annoying Orange
called The Misfortune of Being Ned,
and I'm Ned. Me! So, check it out.
-Hey kid, want a free balloon?
-What's the catch? -No catch.
Just a totally sweet free balloon.
-Okay, thanks.
Whoa... whoa...
Whoa-ho-ho! Cool!
[radar beeping]
-General, we have an unidentified
balloon-shaped object bearing Mach 50.670.
What should we do, sir?
-Hmm...
Hit him with everything we've got!
-La, la, la, la, la, flying is fun.
Uh-oh.
[ka-boom!]
-What's gonna happen to Ned?
I don't know, but you can find out every Wednesday,
starting on October 9th,
only on the Annoying Orange YouTube channel.
[takes deep breath] Bye!
[wheezes]
-SHOCKTOBER!!!
It all starts Friday.
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!