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Well don't mind me, just sipping tea, dreaming about childhood fantasies.
Before I bring this topic up, I need to make two things clear.
One, the Pokémon franchise was invented by an Autistic man
so for anyone who thinks that Autistic people can't do anything, go jump off a bridge.
The second thing is, I don't know how anyone could think this could be real in the first place.
Because let's think about it: why the *** is there a thirteen year old
running around different regions for no apparent reason without his parents
catching pokémon, and battling people?
Is no one concerned by this? Is he going to University? Has he finished school? What the hell is he doing with his life? Ash, do something!
Now that I've made myself clear on that, I want to state the five reasons why Pokémon can't exist
even if we wanted them to.
Number one, it's just too much to care for.
They need food, we might have to pay taxes on them, we have to probably provide them with shelter-
OK let's face it, if I'm going to feed a Snorlax, I want some money from the state.
What the hell do you feed a Snorlax?
Can I get a tax return on my Oddish?
There is just no room for them. I'm sorry. I killed your childhood.
The second reason is that they'll obviously be used for evil. Take the idea of Team Rocket and put it out of your head for a second.
Obviously people are going to be using Pokémon to do stuff like rob banks.
Freeze! Give me all of your money. And stuff.
You don't even have a gun, screw you!
Charizard, attack!
Meanwhile, Webster Bank sits in a pool of ashes.
Number three, is just the amount of space. It's understandable if you want a Pikachu, or a Squirtle, or something really cute and tiny in your house.
But where the *** am I going to put a Gyrados? Because I know Seaworld is not going to want that ***.
I'm swearing a lot, aren't I? I'm sorry.
Snorlax? Not happening. Charizard? Not happening. Mewtwo. Where do I put that?
Number four, they're just like children, you can't control them.
Take this scenario for example.
No Pikachu, you can't have that beer. No, wait, wait.
And then proceed to get thunderbolted to death.
Number five is simply the cost. Because we know if we're going to live in a world where we can have an Abra teleport us to wherever we want to go, that's going to cost a good, at least ten thousand Euros.
I want an Abra so badly.
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(Singing) Gotta catch them all!
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