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Sir, we've received a letter!
There is some troubling news!
WHAT!?
Sir, it would seem in our weakened state, others are attempting to usurp you and take the title of Deputy Mayor of the Fifth Dimension.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
Give me my phone. I need to send a text...
...to HIM.
*on phone* The time has come. I need you.
*on screen* A Documentary on the Deputy Mayor of the Fifth Dimension
My lord and master, the time has come.
Perfect. Rally my fanbase!
My people! Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein, Deputy Mayor of the Fifth Dimension is weak!
Today is the day that we steal his deed to earth and claim it for ourselves
It will be as easy as
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!
My lord--
What, WHAT!? What could possibly be so important that you bother me in my own chambers?
My apologies, but it’s chaos. Nic Cage is rallying his forces; there will be a holy war in Liechtenstein.
WHAT?!!? You can’t have a holy war without the POPE! You, come with me.
Yes, this is the one.
Oh God! Not him! Can you even control him!?
I don’t need to control him, I need to unleash him.
OHHH YEAAAAHHHH!!!!
May god have mercy on our souls.
And WHO are YOU!?
I revived you to fight for me in the coming war.
The kingdom of madness bows to no man! I’m too hot to handle and too cold to hold! Oh yeah!
What? Have you no allegiance to your creator?
Oh yeah! Expect the unexpected from the kingdom of Madness. Oh yeah!
What in all of Liechtenstein are you!?
I'm a vampire!
Let me ask you one question: Have either of you ever felt the wrath of GOD!?
OHHH YEAAHHHH!
What was that!?
Oh, God.. He's here!
*thunderous crash*
Oh my God! My Popemobile! With all of the bells and whistles!
WHHHYYYYY!?!?
Oh yeah! You’ve all entered the danger zone that is Macho Madness! OOHHH YEAAHH!!
Who do you think you are? Defying a pope as infallible as God himself?
I brought you back to this world, foul demon, and I will take you out of it!
Oh Yeahh!! I’ve been everywhere from flying with eagles to slithering with snakes! Oh yeah!
Get ready, Macho Madness is coming at you!
OOOHHHHHH
YEEAAHHH!
You’ll never defeat me!
I was almost Superman!
Ha!
You've activated my trap card!
NOT THE BEES!!!
But he is so cute!
Yo, yo! D-Diggity Dogs!
We need to combine our forces to defeat Hans Adam the second, prince of Liechtenstein, deputy mayor of the fifth dimension!
Ohh No! Why would I team up with a bunch of Slim-Jims like you? You’ll eat my rear rockets and like it, Oh yeahh!!
Team up with this buffoon and a demon like you? Never!
I’m not a demon, I’m a lizard, a shark, a heat seeking panther. Just listen to my plan.
Without tooting my own horn- I think it’s a masterpiece.
They’re back Dunsparce! Gird your loins!
Go! Macho Man!
You'll be soaked in pain once you travel the wild river that is Macho Madness! Oh yeah.
Who are you?
I am your past life, your eternal soul, the essence of your omnipotence, I am Hans-Adam the first.
A real man never dies, even when he’s killed!
Why are you here?
I am here because you are in need. You must fight.
I can’t, I feel so weak… I’ll never beat them all.
I thought you wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was?
Aren’t you the deputy mayor who will pierce the heavens, the earth, and through to tomorrow?
What are you waiting around here for? Don’t you get it? You’ve already won!
Listen up, Hans. Never forget. Believe in you, who believes in yourself!
Get going, Hans. The one thing you choose yourself - that is the truth of your universe.
The magma in our hearts blazes with fire!
Prince of Liechtenstein, Hans-Adam II!
You!
Us!
Who the heck do you think we are?!
Whether it’s impossible or laughable, great men walk paths of battle!
Oh no, Dunsparce, They’re right on our tail!
Dunsparce! What are you doing!?
I'm sorry...
NOOOOOO!!!
Dunsparce, I'm sorry!
Mark my words.
This blast will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us!
The dreams of those who have fallen...
The hopes of those who will follow!
Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drilling a path towards tomorrow!
And that's Liechtenstein!
That's Hans-Adam!!
I am the Deputy Mayor of the Fifth Dimension...
The Deputy Mayor...
THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!