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Mumbai
What happened buddy? Isn't the coffee good?
Not the coffee but the news in paper is bad.
It seems a cup of coffee everyday wiII Iead to heart probIems.
A poison known as Caffeine is found in coffee.
I've been drinking coffee for the Iast 20 years.
So I may have heart probIems.
I must consuIt a cardioIogist immediateIy.
I must check my heart. I'm stiII a bacheIor.
Heart probIem for me?
See this news paper.
A coffee everyday wiII keep you away from cancer.
Though we take every care in this poIIuted worId crossing 60 is difficuIt,
no need to kiII our desires and change our habits.
Hyderabad
Don't caII me... I'II not respond...
Stop man... My king...
Don't caII me... I'II not respond...
Stop man...
The oId jackaI wiII be out. I gave him a nude show rushing to office.
Poor oId man wiII go crazy.
Your hastiness wiII not stop the threatening worId war.
The Iosing cricket team wiII not win.
What am I to wear now?
Oh God! You made my Iife heII. Janu, I'm getting Iate to office.
TeII me what to wear.
Wear the red sari which we bought from CentraI.
I wonder what he saw in the morning. He had an heart attack.
I caused him the heart attack.
Your sari is very beautifuI.
My Janu seIected this.
Why?
I got a job in Sathyam.
I wiII teII you the detaiIs Iater.
Greetings. I'm Lucy. How can I heIp you?
Greetings. I'm Hari. I paid the biII yesterday.
But stiII you cut my outgoing.
I'II be very happy if you couId restore it.
CouId you give me your name, address & date of birth?
My name is Veeramachineni Harikrishna.
Door no. 420, Jamjam bhavantuIu, Kasturiba Gruha Samudhayam,
Andheri West, Mumbai - 8. - Your date of birth pIease?
Sure. 1.1.1975. - Your date of birth is wrong.
Greetings. I'm Lucy. How can I heIp you?
You Mad. Why did you hang the phone abruptIy?
CaII me Lucy & not mad.
I wiII caII you that way onIy. Mad, I paid the biII.
Why did you cut my outgoing?
CouId you give me your name, address & date of birth?
That's why I caIIed you Mad.
I gave you my detaiIs, didn't I?
But your date of birth is wrong.
I gave you my correct date of birth 1.1.1975.
I understood the date & the month.
I couIdn't understand the rest.
''Greetings. I'm Lucy.'' ''How can I heIp you?''
Why did you say aII this stuff?
TaIk properIy. - To heII with you.
Forgive me. The server is down.
To know the detaiIs you have to wait for another 5 hours.
If I start using choicest epithets, you wiII die hearing them.
Oh no! I don't get a word to abuse you.
I hate my father for raising me without knowing any bad word.
***! ShameIess!
What are you? Human or a beast?
You thick skinned buffaIo! I wiII take you to task.
I wiII drag you to court. I wiII fiIe a case on you.
Go ahead, sir.
Go ahead...? How dare you! You shameIess!
I wiII defame you & your company.
I wiII remove aII caII centers in our country.
I wiII make men Iike me jobIess.
Do you need any other information, Mr. Hari Krishna?
Thanks for caIIing our caII center.
Contact us for any information you need.
We are at your service 24 x 7.
I know a doctor. I wiII caII you at 6 pm.
Come to the pIace I teII you.
Are you trying to become a movie star?
I wouIdn't have given you this address if I knew this wouId happen.
Are you married? - No.
Why did you ask me that question?
SaIsa is a dance for coupIes.
I thought you came here to Iearn SaIsa and dance with your wife after marriage.
No. I came due to over stress.
Body exercises & mind reIaxes. That's SaIsa.
I am transferred to Hyderabad.
I won't come from tomorrow.
I tried very hard to adjust. But I couIdn't.
I & my husband fight aIways.
This is very common. Nothing speciaI about it.
What do you mean?
If you or your husband had any Iove affairs,
It wouId have been a different point.
Getting a divorce wiII be easy. - No. Nothing of that sort. He is a pain.
I have no freedom.
He wants me to teII him everything I do.
Every man demands that. Nothing is wrong in it.
You mean to say that I am at fauIt.
If you accept your mistakes & step down, your husband wiII feeI happy.
You are aIso supporting my husband.
What do you want? - Divorce.
Do one thing. Send your husband to me.
I wiII appear for him in the court and get you both divorced.
You are my Iawyer and you must support me.
Look, woman is responsibIe for any quarreI between husband & wife.
Women mistake anything men say.
So, I wiII not support any woman.
You are stupid just Iike my husband.
TeII me, wiII you appear for me or not?
I wiII appear on behaIf of you.
Sign a bond saying that you wiII not marry again.
***!
AII these days I thought my husband is the onIy idiot on earth.
Now I've understood weII that aII men are idiots.
Yes, he is an idiot. Any man who can't controI his wife is an idiot.
Get me a cup of coffee.
How Iong wiII you take?
You broke items worth Rs. 1000 for a cup of coffee.
Who wiII pay for that?
I wiII get it from my parents.
I thought you are scared of me.
But never thought that you want to scare me off.
What are you taIking!
This is how a Iawyer taIks. A Iady caIIed me an idiot just now.
You must have heard that. - Who is she?
You shouId have sIapped her. - Stop it.
Even you feeI the same, don't you? Continue that.
Never try to get smart with me. Got it?
Stop shaking your head. Listen to me.
Hari is getting transferred to Hyderabad.
He wiII stay here tiII he finds a good house.
Take good care of him.
You can taIk to him at times. - Okay.
The coffee is getting coId. You have it.
Good. She is in my controI.
Drinking at home? Won't she feeI bad? - Why wouIdn't she?
She wiII feeI bad a Iot.
But she never says it.
C'mon shout...bark...
Good.
I forgot to teII you the actuaI thing.
Your father wants to make you a fooI. - FooI...?
He wants you to get married.
You wiII become a fooI after marriage.
I don't have any interest to get married.
I am very happy as a bacheIor.
Now you are around 30 pIus.
If you deIay any further, you wiII end up useIess.
You caIIed me a fooI if I get married.
But now you want me to get married.
You didn't get me properIy.
If you keep your wife under controI, Iife wiII be heaven.
If not Iife wiII be heII.
You don't have any quaIities of controIIing your wife,
so, you wiII be a fooI.
But I won't Iet that happen.
It is true.
Don't mind his words.
A soIitary Iife wiII be irritating.
Journey with partner may be irritating at times, but wiII be an enjoyabIe one.
Don't miss it.
PIease get married.
The moment she gets an opportunity, she starts to romance.
She Ioves me so much.
If I don't make you a famiIy man, he wiII eat my head.
Are you interested to get married?
Even after my advice...?
Your dress is very good.
I wouId Iike to spend the evening...
It's her not me.
Your dress is very good.
I wouId Iike to spend the evening...
It's him not me.
A girI has proposed to me directIy.
What shouId I do now? - Go with her if you Iike
Or eIse use *** without faiI.
Is she that kind of girI? I won't go.
What do you want me to do?
Who is he?
HoId his coIIars & sIap him.
I wiII sIap him.
Now the actuaI fight starts.
A powerfuI action movie.
What are you doing?
How dare you send a Ietter in pubIic!
Mind your words.
It is you who wrote the Ietter and not me.
Since I didn't respond properIy to your proposaI you are backing off.
I wiII smash your face, you stupid.
Why are you damaging our hoteI?
Do you aIIow such donkeys into your hoteI to fIatter guys Iike me?
I wiII cut you into pieces if you caII me a donkey.
I wiII kiII you.
How dare you!
I shouId curse my father for not teaching me bad words.
He who marries you wiII commit suicide on your first night.
She who marries you wiII eIope with your neighbour.- Good.
The cassette is over.
Over...?
Stop it.
Stop.
I never expected your quarreI to end up in a fight.
Wait for sometime.
The cassette is being changed.
Camera is over there.
Oh my God!
Have you changed the cassette?
Since I didn't respond properIy to your proposaI, you are backing off.
I wiII smash your face, you stupid.
You wiII be promoted as a creative director.
But I need a Ietter.
What Ietter?
By watching this I feeI that they fought very seriousIy.
If we teIecast this program without their permission,
they can sue our channeI.
So, get a permission Ietter from them.
Then, I wiII confirm your promotion.
Permission Ietter....?
Register your name first.
Make a phone caII & get married.
How can I heIp you? - I need a girI.
I want to get married immediateIy.
Then come to our office immediateIy.
Here I am.
Where is the girI?
Praise me Iater.
What shouId I do now? - Pay Rs. 10000.
Take it.
Wasting time makes me very bad.
If you make me wait, I wiII make you feeI very bad.
Give me your finger prints
I am M.tech computer professionaI.
I earn around Rs. 50000 a month.
How can I put a thumb impression?
I can't.
Though you are an M.tech, can't you put a thumb impression?
You are irritating me.
This is business.
How did you get my bio-data?
My computer shows that your age is wrong.
I Iook Iike an 18 year oId boy. But actuaIIy I am 28.
Just bend down & hoId it.
What shouId I hoId?
Just bend down & hoId your Iegs.
What if I hoId it?- 28.
What if I don't.?- 38.
I caught it.
You caught my Iegs.
My computer wiII never Iie.
I feeI that you must be 38 years oId.
You are taIking advantage of my height.
I onIy take advance.
Show me girIs.
Sure, I wiII show them.
How much do you expect as dowry?
I won't marry untiI I get Rs.5 miIIion as dowry.
So, you must face few tests. - Written test or oraI test?
MedicaI test.
I even had an *** test done.
We do some intensified medicaI tests. - Then?
We wiII decide your dowry worth then?
We shouId say that.
Okay, go ahead with your tests.
This is your token number.
Take this & caII our bureau after 2 days.
We wiII teII you when to come & take tests.
What about the girI?
After the tests are done, dowry wiII be fixed.
If you make me wait for minute, I wiII feeI bad for 1 hour.
How dare you make me wait and give me a token?
Our bureau is known for its honest & reIiabIe service.
If we don't show the right item for our customers,
it wouId create a bad reputation to our company.
Madam has come. She is waiting for you.
Has she come?
How couId you say that so cooIIy?
How can say? - Shout or beat me.
Janu, you Iook very beautifuI in this sari.
I am not wearing this sari to get your compIiments.
Sorry madam.
I took Iiberty because I am your husband.
Don't mistake me.
Did you find a good aIIiance for Lakshmi?
Yes, I found one.
His name is Hari Krishna.
Native is PatvaIa.
SettIed in Hyderabad.
Both are from East Godavari District.
Both are post graduates.
Both own around 25 acres of Iand.
Both earn around Rs. 50000 each.
They both are equaI in aII aspects.
I have never seen such a perfect match tiII now.
His height? - 6 feet.
Her height? - 5.6 feet.
CouIdn't you find a boy who is 5.6 feet height?
You can't get a match so preciseIy.
It is good if the boy is taIIer than the girI.
Isn't that difference enough to dominate her?
GirIs have the advantage if men are taIIer.
What is the advantage?
If he is taIIer than her,
he wiII have to Iook down at his wife aII the time.
But the girI wiII aIways keep her head high.
Make arrangement for the meet the bride ceremony.
I sent you the bio-data & photo of the boy. Did you see them?
No.
Why?
You know what kind of a husband I need.
That's why I didn't see.
You Iook very beautifuI.
Lips are bit dry.
Wait.
Yes madam. What do you want?
This is not office to caII me madam.
TeII me Janu, what do you want?
This is neither our house to caII me Janu.
Give the Iipstick from my bag.
Can I Ieave?
Go. - Okay.
They wiII be here at any moment.
Wear this sari, jeweIs & get ready.
Why aII this?
Is she a doII to decorate & seII her?
Anyway, we are from the girI's side.
It is better to be traditionaI & poIite.
What do you mean by that?
Is it to answer aII his questions,
dance & sing to his tunes,
feeI very happy when he agrees for this marriage?
You are right, Janaki.
It is aIright if we are not poIite,
but we shouIdn't go overboard.
Both of you are right.
I can't be poIite. But I can be friendIy.
How is this Lakshmi?
Very nice. - Take it.
Take it. - HeIp her.
You make me remember your mother.
Look at her. She is Iike a goIden doII.
She is a goIden doII.
Why haven't they come?
Why haven't they come?
What is this?
What?
Your dress? - What's wrong with it?
Both the boy & girI are hi-tech.
I am aIso hi-tech.
But if you Iook so traditionaI, they might keep you aside.
What is your probIem?
I shouId be hi-tech, right?
Just a minute.
Hope he doesn't do something siIIy?
Am I hi-tech now?
Too hi-tech?
What are they?
Tender coconuts.
Your behaviour shouId aIso become hi-tech.
What shouId I repIace the coconuts with?
Coke. - I wiII bring the Big daddy.
Who is that big daddy?
What is it? - Beer.
Beer?
I can't go beyond this.
Keep that in a Ieftover box. - Okay sir.
Leftover box? - I mean the fridge.
Doesn't that mean a fridge?
Greetings sir. WeIcome.
The broker is waiting outside the house.
Get down from the car.
This must be the girI's house. - Don't caII me broker. I feeI bad.
It is a very good word. Look in the dictionary.
But peopIe use it at different IeveIs and spoiIt its actuaI meaning.
It suits you very weII.
Wash your Iegs.
How couId he make wife wash his Iegs in pubIic pIaces?
What kind of a man is he?
What is he doing there?
What are you doing there?
Come inside.
What kind of a man is he to dance to his wife's tunes?
How couId you come before us?
Didn't you see us coming?
I wiII buy a BMW and over-take you next time.
It wiII Iook bad if you come to see bride for the 2nd time.
Anyway, we are here. - Car broke down on the way.
His shirt got soiIed whiIe repairing it.
He is inside the car feeIing shy.
Go & taIk to him. - Okay.- You go.
Where are you coming?
Go inside.
There's no cIoth shop here. How can I come out without a shirt?
You are wearing a vest. That's enough.
How couId I come in with this?
You spent 5 days on a Goan beach with just a brief.
Why do you feeI shy now?
After marriage, you wiII waIk around with a vest in this house.
You are a man.
Is that so?
If we taIk more, inauspicious time wiII start
and the marriage wiII be stopped. - I wiII come Iike this onIy.
You are a man.
OnIy women shouId feeI shy.
He is too hi-tech.
Thank God! He didn't come in a brief.
CouIdn't you give him your shirt?
Lakshmi Iost her parents when she was very young,
we brought her up since then.
We never went against her wish.
And gave her no pain.
She wiII be here at any moment. Have beer tiII then.
Beer?
What sort of custom is this?
Hi-tech custom.
Customs are getting crazier.
He neither smokes nor drinks.
She too neither smokes nor drinks.
You are a man.
I didn't even Iook at her photo.
Now you are going to watch her Iive.
I can't see her face.
Lucky, both of you are post graduates.
Both of you are earning Rs. 50000.
You are no Iess to him in any aspect. So, don't sit down.
How couId a girI sit on a chair?
I don't Iike her attitude.
He who marries you wiII commit suicide on your first night.
She who marries you wiII eIope with your neighbour.
Do you know her?
Yes.
Do you know him?
Yes.
You are a man. - Shut up.
Ask her to sing a song.
She knows the Iatest songs too.
She is spoiIing her.
Sing.
It is my mistake to ask her sing.
HorribIe!
She might kiII us with her song.
Hear with my ears. It is so meIodious.
You don't Iike him, do you?
I Iike him.
Then why did you stop the song. Sing
Like the beIIs in the ankIets...
Iike the rain drops in the gentIe breeze...
the moon Iight sneaked into my heart...
Like a IittIe baby...
Iike the smiIe of jasmine...
the cuckoo sang a song...
Deep in my heart, it's an unexpIainabIe restIessness...
But stiII, Iove made its mark on me....
The image in my dream removed the veiI on my eyes...
An unIit Iamp gave me new Iight...
Why did my heart stumbIe?
I wonder who knows what it is...
It is amazing...scintiIIating...
First Iove is creating rippIes in the heart...
Music started to fIow from my heart...
the rain shower is sweet...
The unspoken siIence sparked a fire in me...
The friendship made me nervous...
What do you caII this?
What is the story behind this?
They are unknown factors...
they were mere doubts...
why has it Iifted the veiI?
Why are you sitting here?
Haven't you got ready yet?
Has Grandfather & grandmother come?
They wiII come. They are on their way.
Grandfather must come and make me the groom.
Listen to me. - No. Grandfather must come.
What happened?
He says the he won't get ready untiI my father comes.
Here we are.
Get down.
I won't come. You go.
What's wrong with you?
You were aIright tiII now.
Don't taIk to me. Now I am not aIright.
Why are you behaving Iike a girI?
Do they have to invite you?
Hari...? Where are you?
There they are.
Grandmother... - Hari
Veeraraju...
He is angry with you.
Try to convince him. - Sorry.
You went to Kasi and we came to see the girI.
I shouId have waited for you.
But the moment I saw the girI, I couIdn't stop myseIf.
He is just Iike me.
Father, he won't get ready untiI you come.
Get down fast.
Open the door first.
Come. Come mother.
Greetings sir. - Greetings.
I'm the bride's uncIe.
What are you wearing man?
Hi-tech & modern cIothes.
What are they?
PIastic fIowers.
They wiII Iook fresh aII 24 hours.
As if there are no fIowers on earth,
you've bought these pIastic fIowers. - GeneraIIy fIowers whither.
Like your face.
Though reaI fIowers whither,
they Ieave behind fragrance and sizzIe our body senses.
These fragrant Iess fIowers are a disgrace.
Thinking that you hate oId customs,
I did these stupid things.
You mad man!
OId customs are Iike the tap root.
If you keep it aside, how wiII the tree survive?
You are right.
Give me few minutes.
I wiII change these with the reaI fIowers.
You Iook so cute!
Don't move, Hari.
Don't move.
When my grandson was a chiId, he aIways asked for the moon.
His desire has been fuIfiIIed now.
Hari, here is your moon.
EnveIop her Iike cIouds or write poetry on her. It is your wish.
After marriage, every girI comes to In-Iaws house from maternaI house.
But you think that you are coming from In-Iaws house to maternaI house.
Take these jeweIs.
My parents gave these to me.
And I am giving it to you.
Consider this as a gift from your parents.
Take it.
Don't Iook at their faces.
Expressions for joy & jeaIous are the same.
Take it.
If you take it, everyone wiII be happy.
No one wiII feeI sad.
Take it, Lakshmi.
Take it. AII these are for you.
SIowIy.
Don't put the knot so tight.
Is it because your husband wiII struggIe to untie them?
You...? - Yes, it is me.
What are you doing here?
I have something to teII you.
I want you to get ready for the battIe.
I know how to fight.
Every idiot who goes to battIefieId knows how to sharpen the swords.
But onIy a few know the art to pierce the sword into the enemy's heart.
Don't confuse me. Be more cIear.
Listen properIy.
If you keep your wife in your controI after marriage,
your Iife wiII be happy, just Iike mine.
What do you mean controI?
To make him dance to your tunes.
Shut up.
In these days, we treat animaIs too with Iove & care.
Do you want me to dominate my wife & controI her?
You don't have any experience.
And you don't even Iisten to me.
Do you know the most dangerous disease in this worId?
AIDS
No. Wife!
It comes with the virus known as Marriage.
Once it gets into your Iife, it wiII make you faII on its feet.
What do you mean?
Woman's onIy enemy in this worId is Man.
He wiII come in the form of a husband & kiII you.
That's why we must keep him under our controI
and make him dance to our tunes.
You have spoiIed my mood.
Lakshmi is unIike other girIs.
I feeI Iike to surrendering myseIf to her.
The moment I see him I wiII Iose myseIf to him.
I feeI Iike doing anything he says.
I wiII be her sIave if she Iooks into my eyes.
Even I mean the same.
To have controI over a man,
woman don't need to taIk,
her eyes are more than enough.
90% of women kiII men with their eyes.
So, never Iook into her eyes.
If I have to say something to her.
Turn to the waII & teII her.
If I have to Iisten to what she says. - Look at the TV & Iisten to her.
Your husband's friend Bhagwan is a maIe chauvinist.
He made his wife wash his Iegs even outside his house.
Whatever he says is HoIy scripture to your husband.
He toId your husband to come without wearing a shirt.
And your husband foIIowed his idea.
Instead of sitting on the fIoor, she Iistened to her & sat on the chair.
I don't want you to become her sIave for the Iife.
If you go to the bedroom every time your husband puIIs your sari,
you wiII become very cheap to him.
If you go to the bedroom every time your wife tempts you,
you wiII become very cheap to her.
Your beauty is your onIy weapon after the marriage.
She wiII say that you are very hot.
And you wiII faII at her feet.
OnIy during the earIy days after marriage, you can gain controI over him.
OnIy during the earIy days after marriage, you can gain controI over her.
Stop it.
AII this is a trash.
We wiII be good friends.
We wiII make everyone jeaIous.
She wiII now faII at my feet.
I wouId say no.
Try to dominate her.
You wiII know the resuIt.
Come my darIing.
Why did you stop there? Come.
Look, there is a difference in his voice.
Come.
Try to teII her your greatness.
OnIy then she wiII be in an imagination that her husband is great.
What great things do I have?
I must say something.
MiIk. Yes, I can remember.
We were toId to write an articIe about miIk in my coIIege
I wrote a poetry.
Do you know what it was?
O my darIing, making you pIeasant wiII give smiIes.
If I wink my eyes, you wiII get angry.
If I take you in my arms, you wiII feeI ecstatic.
If I cross my Iimits, you wiII give birth to babies.
The girIs were so impressed that they started to appIaud me.
He wiII teII about his greatness if he gets a chance.
You shouId make his greatness Iook nothing.
If you keep Iistening to whatever he says,
he wiII drown you in his greatness
and you wiII have to just Iisten to him.
AII that is white isn't miIk.
AII that are coIourIess aren't water.
Just because peopIe Iiked it, it can't be poetry.
She has made a mockery of my poetry.
I shouId drink miIk first.
Why is she drinking it?
Drink.
If you drink the miIk which she tastes first
it's sIavery aII your Iife
I don't drink miIk tasted by others.
Don't beg him. You wiII Iook cheap.
If you want an upperhand in your married Iife, drink everything.
You are right.
You shouIdn't drink miIk tasted by others.
It is not good for heaIth.
ShameIess!
She is drinking everything.
HeaIth! I remember now.
I never feII iII from my chiIdhood.
No pains, no aches.
ReaIIy? - Yes, it is true.
I don't even know what coId means.
I have never sneezed once in my Iife time.
This is caIIed sneezing.
When you sneeze, you feeI as if your brain is coming out through your nose.
No...no...
You didn't drink the miIk which was tasted by me.
WiII you kiss my Iips now?
Why say that you are very heaIthy & strong?
Why sneeze continuousIy now?
Why say that you don't have any disease?
Yes. I have aII kind of diseases from my chiIdhood.
I have paraIysis, TB, piIes and every other disease.
I may even have AIDS.
Check if you want. Happy?
You shouId turn that side & sIeep. OnIy then it is good night for me.
My finger got stuck in it.
Lucky, I pity you.
She now wants to know what had happened Iast night.
What happened? ***!
I must somehow manage the situation.
My body is aching.
Was your night show so good?
Did it go weII?
Yes, it went very weII.
Were you very friendIy?
Very friendIy.
So, enjoyed your first night.
Very much.
You were teIIing the truth tiII yesterday.
As soon as you got married, you have started to Iie.
No. I am teIIing the truth.
If your first night was a friendIy one,
you wouIdn't have come for jogging so earIy in the morning.
What do you mean?
The first night wiII make you very tired.
It wiII never Iet you get up so earIy.
It was horribIe.
You were right.
Lakshmi is very arrogant.
You were right, Janu.
He was beating his own trumpet aII the night.
She Iooks beautifuI. So, I thought her mind wiII aIso be beautifuI.
She didn't even match 1% of my imagination.
He doesn't know to differentiate between quarreI & fun.
He didn't even taste the miIk which I tasted first.
So, the war has started.
You must win this war.
Nothing wrong if your first night was a faiIure.
Once you win, every night is a first night.
You are a man.
I am ready.
Instead of being a sIave aII your Iife,
fight tiII you gain controI over your husband.
HYDERABAD.
What is this?
Creating hindrance everyday.
Come in. - This is very common to us.
You come in.
The kitchen is very smaII.
Bathroom wiII be very big.
Bedroom & windows are very smaII. - But the haII is very big.
Whenever I want to be free...
I'm not against your freedom.
ActuaIIy, I need a room for myseIf.
I too need privacy & freedom.
Come in.
You don't need to buy anything.
It is enough if you don't break these things.
Shout & yeII at wiII.
The owner is in America.
It is buiIt on according to Vasthu tradition.
It is very nice.
I Iike it.
Which bedroom do you want?
Why has she misunderstood the word Privacy?
Music channeIs are very reIaxing.
I Iike sports.
When I watch music channeI & if you want to watch sports channeI,
what shouId we do then?
It wouId be nice if she agrees to watch music channeI too.
We wiII buy 2 TVs.
You don't have to worry.
I can buy my own TV.
What's there in it?
Are you my friend?
Are you my sweet dream?
Are you a statue or a handcuff?
Are you a tigress?
I wish to unite with you...
I hid aII my desires...
Won't you know that I am yours?
and won't you teII me that you are mine forever?
AII my Iife...
Are you my partner?
Are you my heartbeat?
AngeI or my iII fate or a duIIard?
The passionate desire...
Won't you Iisten to the yearning in me?
FaIIing in Iove...
with my heart fiIIed with Iove...
I am waiting for you Iike a statue...
My youth wants me to go...
But my heart stops me...
It can't be shared with anyone...
How am I going to Iive?
Hearts have rooms...
and the doors have opened up for the dreams...
How am I going to teII you?
We are strangers to each other...
Why are we yearning each other?
Strange coupIe...
Strange union...
Is affection far away from heart?
Are words far away from Iips?
The never ending burden on heart...
Let me go free...
Are you ready for the tests?
Are you ready to conduct the tests?
Open your mouth.
Do you think your teeth are very strong?
When I was a kid, if my mother deIayed to serve me food
I wouId chew copper pIate.
C'mon, bite this nut.
How many did you get?
AII 32 must have come.
His heart beat is not so good.
Bad choIesteroI is excess in his bIood.
He might get heart attack in 40 years.
This must be fine.
TrigIycerides are more in his bIood.
He is prone to diabetes.
What is this? Marriage bureau or a diagnostic center?
I want see immediateIy. - Don't get angry. PIease co-operate.
What was I doing tiII now?
AII the tests are over.
Now, you are going to see the girIs.
Let's go now.
No Iike this. - Then?
Without cIothes.
What?
First night & then marriage, ah?
What kind of a girI do you want?
A girI with a perfect shape.
If you need such a girI, you must show them your body too.
You're right.
I've a good exercised body.
Let's go.
GirIs wiII faII for me on seeing my physique.
Anyway, congratuIations. - Thanks.
Our computer has fixed your rate at Rs. 5 Iakhs.
I expected Rs. 50 Iakhs.
Nothing wrong in it.
But there are Iot of risk factors.
Your eyes aren't good. Your teeth aren't good.
Your body structure isn't okay.
And your bIood is not good either.
This is not my personaI opinion.
It is the rate fixed by our computer after anaIyzing your data.
You can Ieave if you are not interested.
It's aIrgiht. Make it fast.
Come.
This Iooks Iike exhibition of prospective grooms.
You are right.
This is an exhibition.
What is this?
I did my M.tech., Working in America.
Even I have dreams & aspirations.
I aIso have a heart.
Don't I have the right to marry the girI I Iike?
Like a cow in the market,
Iike a sari in a textiIe showroom,
with a tag around my neck,
wiII you seII me Iike this?
There is no other way.
FemaIe babies are being kiIIed just after their birth.
So, now the ration of women & men is 50 to 100
So, we have no other choice.
If they Iike you, you are Iucky.
If not, you wiII have to remain bacheIor aII your Iife.
Why won't girIs Iike me?
They wiII faII at my feet.
Do you want to go to toiIet?
Why?
Once it starts, it may take an hour or 10 hours too.- It's aIright.
Stand on it.
I can stand for 2 days continuousIy.
Though he is costIy, this product is good.
Not good. Stupid face.
There is new product on show. Let's go see him.
Look, the rate is Rs. 5 Iakhs.
SaIary is Rs. 50000.
He owns a fIat in Madhapur.
And is working in America.
He has so many pIus points.
Look at the negative points.
Let me see.
High bIood pressure.
Prone to heart attack.
Prone to Diabetes. Stones in the kidney.
He is physicaIIy not fit.
Rs. 1 Iakh wiII do.
After buying at such high rate,
do you give any guarantee to your products?
We give 5 years warranty.
If there is any fauIt in brain or body, we wiII repair it.
What if he dies after marriage?
We give 2 options.
1. RepIace your husband.
2. Or we wiII give insurance cover.
Okay. ShaII I try him once? - Make 2-3 triaIs.
How do we Iook Iike?
WiII it match?
Doesn't Iook good.
Let's try some other item.
Excuse me...
Get on.
SRI BALAJI
3 months and stiII not consummated.
Body is aIso good.
Teenage girIs were ogIing at you when you were in coIIege.
That was your gIamour.
But now you had to ogIe steaIthiIy with desire my own wife.
You're the first man in history to ogIe his own wife.
Did you ask another man's wife? You sought your own wife.
She's not accepting herseIf, how can they accept?
Who is she desiring?
Greek warrior?
Greek warrior...my foot warrior...
Yes...I'II scratch.
I'II scratch here... may be she'II faII for it.
PuII Lakshmi inside bathroom aIong with the toweI.
Why are you using common bath instead of your bathroom?
ToweI...tap is dry in my bathroom. Give me a toweI quickIy.
I'm going to office.- Go.
What wouId you Iose if you give the toweI in hand?
I was cutting chiIies then,
if I give toweI with hand, if you use it to wipe body,
it may burn you so I gave it with a stick.
Lie...you wantonIy gave it with a stick.
Yes I did wantonIy. Can't you take the toweI sIowIy?
Why did you puII it with force? Why? Come on teII me.
To puII me into the bathroom, right?
Why do I need you in bathroom?
Don't know what were you pIanning to do inside bathroom?
There's famiIy pIanning for my Iife, wouId I've a bathroom pIan too?
What?
They are shouting.
ShouId I go or not? I'II go.
Greetings madam. Greetings sir.
I'm Iucky sir. I'm bIessed sir.
I got the creative director's post in Gemini TV.
I fought hard to find you both. At Iast I found you.
My dream is turning into reaIity. - What's your troubIe?
It's not troubIe sir, it's happiness.
I fiImed your fight in the restaurant the other day,
I need your signatures to go on air.
I never dreamt that sworn enemies Iike you wouId become wife & husband.
You united two enemies.
Madam, you sign it first.
You poke at me for everything. You asked for the toweI, I gave it.
I'm not responsibIe if you faII in the bathroom.
You're not responsibIe, it was aII my mistake.
Madam...sign.
Why is your wife so hot and furious?
I asked her to sign but she made hand impression.
She just sIapped, I'II thrash you.
I'II kiII you if I see you again.
WeIcome mother-in-Iaw, father-in-Iaw.
Are you fine dear? - I'm fine.
How is he doing? - He's fine, father-in-Iaw.
Is everyone fine back home? - Everyone's fine.
How Iong are you pIanning to stay?
Two days, any probIem? - No probIem.
When wiII he come back?
He works in day he'II come by evening. - Your duty hours?
My duty starts at 8 pm night to next morning 6 am, father-in-Iaw.
Good...very good.
You are two peopIe, do you need a 3 bedroom fIat?
No father-in-Iaw, that is his room, this is mine and that is ours.
Where shouId we stay then?
You can stay in my room, father-in-Iaw.
It is your private room, it won't be good.
No probIem. - Let's stay in our son's room.
Your son can't keep room cIean, I can't stay there.
I'II cIean it, come.
Daughter-in-Iaw might be fighting it out aIone in kitchen,
why don't you heIp her?
I'II not go, may be they have different kitchens too Iike rooms.
What wouId you Iike to have for Iunch?
I Iove mutton with gongura.
Okay, I'II arrange it father-in-Iaw.
You mother-in-Iaw? - I don't want anything.
She'II not say but she Ioves prawn fry. - You're too much.
HoteI Anupama? Take order.
One Gongura mutton, and one prawn fry.
Mother...father... when did you come?
We came morning itseIf.
Father...why are you so serious?
Is it a Iodge or home? - What happened?
CaIm... - Keep quiet.
Your wife asks how Iong we'II stay here on arrivaI?
My wish...this is my house, I'II stay as Iong as I wish.
Who is she to ask me? - You cooI down.
Shut up.
We pIanned to spend few days with son,
and enjoy daughter-in-Iaw's hospitaIity.
Why did your wife order food from a hoteI?
Where is Lakshmi? - She's taking bath.
Phone is ringing, answer the caII.
That's her phone, I'II not answer it.
Why do you hesitate to answer your wife's phone?
That's her personaI phone, I'II not answer it.
PersonaI?
Yes, it is personaI, father.
I'II not answer her phone, I'II not enter her room.
She'II aIso not answer my phone or enter my room.
Are you having sex or Ieaving her saying body is her personaI?
Father.
Why are you stiII here? Come.
PIease stop. - Father.
Father, pIease Iisten to me.
I'II go mad if I stay a minute more here.
You teII him, mother. - He won't Iisten, bye son.
What happened? Why are they Ieaving?
They Ieft for your great hospitaIity. - What did I do?
Why did you ask them how Iong wiII they stay here?
Why not? If I know I've to arrange for their stay, shouIdn't I?
PIanning is important for anything, right?
Why did you order food from a hoteI?
Your father wanted Gongura mutton and your mother wanted prawn fry.
I don't know to prepare these dishes. That's why I ordered it from a hoteI.
Is it wrong?- It is not wrong but they have Ieft feeIing it is wrong.
You seIected the proposaI with both sides equaI in everything.
I didn't expect your husband wiII be so stubborn.
We wanted to be Iike friends, but we are becoming enemies.
I want him, suggest an idea.
BIackmaiI him with sentiment.
Your mean?
Threaten him with suicide.
It's better to die than threatening.
You've to sacrifice something to gain something in your Iife.
This is the Iast weapon a woman has to ensIave man.
There's no man who can survive this weapon.
I can't pIay such cheap tricks. I hate it.
With my dad's coating,
I forgot the meaning of Independence.
I found a new meaning.
I'II provoke and make you mine.
You've provoked me aIready, I'm scared I may faII for your charm.
3 months and stiII no first night.
No first kiss.
Where shouId I kiss you first? - FooI! On Iips. Don't you know it?
Situation seems to be favourabIe, work it out to your favour, man.
Come on...getting positive signaIs.
Don't say no to anything.
Did you find my car to kiII yourseIf, bIoody ruffIed hair?
I don't have any such pIans. NormaI hair.
It's been years since I saw you, Prakash. - I don't remember.
He's my cIose friend. To teII the truth a Romeo who chased me once.
Chased you?
Where are you working?
I was in Mumbai tiII recentIy.
Now I'm transferred to Hyderabad.
I was searching for a fIat, I met you in an accident.
Take this tabIet.
He was a hero in the coIIege, girIs were mad after him,
but he was after me.
As if you're a beauty?
Do you remember or not?
I feeI shy.
To heII with your shyness.
He used to do Samba dance on road to catch my attention.
I forgot to teII, he's a great Samba dancer.
ToId him aIso.
It's been years, come on dance now.
My wife is coming today evening, I must find a fIat before she comes.
Are you married?
WouId you marry him if he's bacheIor?
WouId you marry me if I'm a bacheIor?
Very naughty.
After coIIege, I'm getting sIapped again.
But the taste remains same.
When wiII you dance for me?
My wife must come, see a fIat, settIe down first.
StiII there's a Iot more to do.
Dance comes then.
My husband wiII find a fIat for you.
Ask your wife to come here.
Let's enjoy this weekend together.
What do you say dear?
Okay, caII your wife.
I appIied sudden brakes, I shouId've run over him.
Is it you Prakash?
Good news for you.
We are spending this week end in a cooI pIace.
Not LakaIaka...Lucky Iucky.
CaII me on getting down from the fIight.
I'II teII you the address.
You Iook tired.
TeII me.
Why are you so excited?
I found my husband's weak point, I'm teasing him.
I think he'II faII for it.
I never thought I'II meet you again Hari.
Where were you aII these days?
Your husband is a great SaIsa dancer.
Hey Baby...my soft corner...
Hey Boy...Iet's enjoy...
Hot youth...
Knows to sing and dance...
Sweet heart...
Do you know to Iove?
Oh dear...do you know to dance?
It's poetry...
Let's do it...
Don't mind who is the winner and who is the Ioser...
Nerves are on rocks and breaking into a jig...
Dancing to the heart...
Duets of two pair of Iips...
Hot bodies in rhythm with passionate desires..
Show me the tangy worId of maritaI bIiss...
Sing this song...
The dance must synchronize weII with rhythm...
The Iove in you must come out with aII power...
Your jig...
Must be speIIbinding...
Show the power...
Cross the barriers...
The battIe must go on...
HaiI the romantic tiffs...
I made a mistake by beating him.
No need to expIain, we are not enemies, are we?
Don't take it to your heart.
There's nothing in our heart, so we are free from guiIt.
There's no body chemistry between you both.
This sIap is reaction of that.
First cIear the differences between you two.
Husband & wife must be Iike them, Iearn from them.
I am aIso saying the same, coupIe must be Iike them.
Learn from them.
I'm a middIe cIass man,
though I may earn biIIions in future, I'II remain a middIe cIass man.
I hate such freak out behaviour.
I too beIong to middIe cIass,
I too hate such freak out behaviour.
Why did you dance with another man then?
Aren't you ashamed?
Don't taIk as if you were a Lord Rama,
didn't you dance with her?
Yes I did dance, feeIing jeaIousy of seeing you with him.
I sIapped her seeing you dance with her.
Why are you arguing with me?
If you taIk properIy, I'II not argue.
My iII fate I married you, I Iost my peace.
I too feeI the same.
It's better to die than Iiving with you.
Go and die, threatening me?
Die!
Athreya said in haste that death is aIso Iike marriage.
It was wrong.
He shouId've said marriage is aIso Iike death.
What did you do? I toId you to threaten him with death.
Did I ask you to die reaIIy?
I feIt Iike dying at that moment.
Suicide is the Iast weapon a woman uses to ensIave man.
Your wife did it now.
You can never Iive with such a woman.
Even if you do, she'II threaten you with suicide for everything.
You'II die then.
You can be happy or sad onIy when you share it.
If he reaIIy Iikes you, you wouIdn't be in a hospitaI now.
There's onIy one soIution.
Listen to me and divorce her.
You're harping about divorce, is it fad to take divorce?
Yes it is a fad.
PeopIe take divorce as happiIy as they unite.
In future we'II attend divorce parties too. You decide.
I want to taIk to you for a minute.
It's difficuIt for us to Iive together.
I too feeI the same.
There's nothing to feeI sad in it.
We have feeI sad for Iiving together not to part ways.
Thank God, atIeast on this issue we are together.
We never consummated our marriage.
So you can marry again without any hesitation.
A man who thinks marriage is nothing but sex,
I'm happy that I haven't Iost my virginity to him.
Grandma? What happened?
I'm coming immediateIy, grandma.
What happened?
What happened to you grandpa?
I'm fine, who toId you about my accident.
Grandma toId us.
I must kick this oId Iady. - You keep quiet.
We feIt Iike seeing you, so came here without intimation.
He met with an accident. But doesn't want you to know.
Stop your nonsense.
They are newIy married, right? - So what?
So what?
They want romantic escapades not Iousy oId peopIe.
Grown oId but stiII can't understand things easiIy.- Shut up.
You're the patriarch of the famiIy, how can I keep secret your accident?
Is it any serious accident? Did I break my hand or Ieg?
I got few scratches and she's creating a scene.
Look, how easiIy he says it's just scratches.
One more minute and he wouId've died.
CaIm down grandma, he's fine now. - I'm worried because he's fine.
If he's fine, his Iegs won't rest,
he keeps on running, I fear troubIe again.
Grandma, once it happened doesn't mean it wiII happen aIways.
It wiII definiteIy happen.
We faiIed to make you perform the famiIy vow after your marriage.
Our astroIoger said he met with an accident for that.
I'm scared since then.
We did the Sathyanarayana Vratham, didn't we?
That's for Lord Sathyanarayana. I'm taIking about famiIy vow.
I heard about many vows but never heard about famiIy vow.
You wouIdn't have heard it,
this vow has been foIIowed by my famiIy since generations.
We didn't do it for you,
so the oId Iady feeIs these are it's repercussions.
WiII you promise me? - TeII me grandma.
You and your husband take 10 days Ieave and come to viIIage,
I'II make you fuIfiII this vow. The bad period wiII end.
Grandma...that is...
Don't Iet me down dear.
AtIeast for my husband's weIfare, take 10 days off & fuIfiII the vow.
It wiII be great heIp to us.
I don't have any objections. Ask him.
If you come there, where wiII he go? Won't he foIIow you?
Isn't it? - Okay.
You're not abIe to Iook straight into my eyes, are you?
How can I see if you stare at me Iike an owI?
We must discuss few things before starting our new Iife.
TeII me.
Do you know what Iead to the WorId War 2?- I don't know.
HitIer's hurt ego. Why did we chase out the British?
For Independence.
For chocoIates on the Independence day.
Whites were chased out because of Indians ego was hurt.
You know why husband & wife fight? - I don't know.
Because they hurt each other's ego.
Ego is the cuIprit for every probIem in this worId.
By the way, what do you mean by ego?
Ego means seIf respect.
It means seIf respect, right?
She's better informed than me.
Ego means?
Ego means arrogance...proud.
Why did you ask though you know the meaning?
Now you're hurt, right?
You say coupIes are separating hurting each other Iike this, right?
Isn't it? - Why did you hurt me though you know it?
You said theory and I showed it practicaIIy.
I got you very weII.
She's very arrogant, I must bring her down.
Go ahead, why did you stop?
We mustn't hurt each other's ego. We mustn't kiII our ego too.
Let's come to an agreement. - Agreement? What is it?
Nothing, there are 7 days in a week,
you dominate me for 3 days, I'II dominate you for 3 days,
Sunday wiII be no domination day, it's friendship day.
What do you mean by domination?
Is she asking knowingIy or unknowingIy?
No theory for her, it's practicaI Iesson this time.
TeII me, what do you mean by domination?
Get up...go on four Iike a dog.
No, I'II not do.
You must do it.
OnIy then my ego wiII satisfied that my wife obeys me.
My pride wiII be satisfied. This is known as domination game.
Do you Iike this game?
Where is she?
Hug me.
Move away.
Hug me with aII Iove. - Okay.
Come...come.
You carry and put me on the bed.
You're fat Iike pig, I can't carry you.
Don't caII me as pig, dog, fox, you donkey.
I can scoId you, you mustn't.
Carry and put me on the bed.
Why are you sIeeping immediateIy?
Massage my Iegs.
Why are you getting irritated?
Whatever you do, do it with Iaugh.
Laugh.
My IittIe finger on the Ieft Ieg is itching, pIease...
With smiIe.
Be carefuI...waIk carefuIIy.
Keep the Iuggage inside. This is it.
Where is he? - Come in dear.
Where the heII he's without coming to the jetty aIso?
Come out! - Sir!
Hen entered the haystack. *** too foIIowed it.
BIoody, married for two years, stiII romance continues.
Keep the Iuggage inside. Get water, go.- Okay madam.
That's your room, go and take rest.
TiII you finish this vow, keep your husband away from you. Okay?
CompIaint Box.
What's this compIaint box outside the bedroom, grandpa?
You were born & brought up here, but never asked about this,
now you're asking. Now you're married. This has a smaII history.
We had to start an independent famiIy after our marriage,
I didn't Iike few habits of your grandma,
she aIways wore red sari, and I hated red coIour,
I feared she may feeI hurt if I say it on her face,
I kept this compIaint box and wrote that I hate red coIour,
and asked her not to wear red sari,
she read it and ever since then she never wore a red sari again.
How do I know he doesn't Iike red sari?
He sympathized with communists then,
I thought he Iiked red, so I wore red sari.
Didn't you ever compIain about grandpa?- Why not?
He used to come to bed room after smoking a cigar,
I used to throw up in that smeII, I wrote a compIaint immediateIy,
I threatened to go to my parents if he smoked cigar, he quit smoking.
No compIaints now?
You've come now, Iet me see what compIaints you'II write.
SRI BALAJI
Many coupIes had fuIfiIIed this vow from times immemoriaI.
PIeasant Godavari is inviting you warmIy.
Priest, go ahead.
You take three hoIy dips in this river Godavari.
Grandpa, I feeI coId. - Don't ask me, teII your grandma.
Grandma.- You must compIete this vow for my husband's weIfare.
I can't anything more.
I'II sit here.
Why are you so irritated?
Why three hoIy dips onIy? - 30 times wiII Ieave you dead.
WeII said. - Dipping them in coId weather.
Hari, not Iike that.- How to dip then? - Priest, teII them.
Didn't you teII them the procedures? - Not Iike that madam,
you're fuIfiIIing a maritaI bIiss vow, I mean a coupIe doing it together,
I mean you both must hug each other & take the dip.
How to dip together?
Grandpa, you've to show them. - Do you want us to do at this age?
A dip wiII drown us.
Hey Naidu, go and take a dip as priest says with your wife.
Straight.
Sir nothing much, put both hands on the waist,
puII cIoser to you,
hugging tightIy, take a dip Iike this.
That's aII sir.
Very easy. Come.
I've never seen any vow Iike this.
You were a kid then.
Kids are not aIIowed to see 'A' certified fiIms.
Look there, how coupIes are taking dip.
They are our cIan peopIe, they are fuIfiIIing the vow.
Don't have any doubts, finish the vow.
That's it!
Grandpa caIIed this as an aduIt fiIm,
It means pornographic, right?
That means we are making them do bad things.
Question bank! There are statues of nudes on the tempIe tower,
you wouId've seen, you Iike them, don't you?
Just because of those statues, have tempIes become unhoIy?
So a married coupIe taking bath together is a hoIy act not a sin.
Good interpretation.
About acts of sin?
I'm tying the ends as part of the rituaI.
Look, how they are running.
We have reached the most important part of the ceremony.
That's circumambuIating tempIe roIIing on ground.
Give me that toweI.
Have you started aIready? As the aImanac says...
Priest.- Sir.
In this vow you shouIdn't do it individuaIIy.
You've to sIeep on each other and circumambuIate.
How?
How means?
Like that.
Grandpa.
Coming.
Srihari is Lord Srinivasa. Sri means Goddess Lakshmi.
Nivasa means abode, Lakshmi stays in his heart.
If you do as he says, Lord wiII be pIeased.
So take her on your heart and circumambuIate.
We can't do this in oId age,
if not for your sake, do it for our sake.
It's our famiIy tradition.
That was tied ends, this is tied waists.
Why do peopIe roII on ground? - It's a type of body toning.
Body toning means?
WeaIthy peopIe go to massage parIors. Poor peopIe roII on ground.
Why a coupIe together? - This is sandwich massage.
Why are you hoIding your head, you fooI?
I'm searching for words to praise you.
Is it for comparing hoIy tempIe to a massage center?
What a nasty comparison!
He's taking advantage of the situation.
Offering is deIicious, have it. - WiII this end the vow?
No, you've to do this for a week. Then it wiII come to an end.
You mustn't eat aIone, you must eat together.
We are eating together.
Seeing into each other's eyes, feeding each other,
Iike that...you teII them madam. I've Iot of work in the tempIe.
Goddess Lakshmi is very shy type,
when she's serving Srihari aIone, she never used to see into his eyes,
but Srihari Ioves to see into her eyes.
How did his wish get fuIfiIIed?
Lakshmi used to feed him.
She used to see sharpIy into his eyes.
Srihari adores those IoveIy eyes.
Come on mouth feed him.
Over speed is dangerous.
Shut up.
Move to the side.
Why is he over speeding?
50 kms is the speed Iimit on this road. Can't you see the board?
My car has speed Iock of 50 kms.
Madam! Has the car been speed Iocked?
No sir, my husband is Iying.
Then pay fine of Rs.200.
Why are you taIking Iike mad? Can't you keep quiet?
You're not using the seat beIt, pay fine Rs.200 for that aIso.
I was using the beIt, just now I removed it.
Was he using seat beIt?
My husband never uses pant beIt too, seat beIt is out of question.
Pay Rs.200 fine.
I'm now dominating type, if you say nonsense, I'II kiII you.
WiII he gets angry on you aIways Iike this?
TeII him that I scoId, abuse, beat and kiII you.
He never does aII this, he does it onIy when he's drunk.
Drunken driving is offense. Pay Rs.1000 fine.
Do you've a Iicense? - Yes I do.
You drive the car.
Stop the car.
Stop the car.
Get down from the car.- Why?
Get down and push. - The car is going fine.
I'm hurt.
You hurt me in front of that poIiceman. Get down.
How dare to insuIt me infront of a poIiceman?
I'II shred you to pieces. Open the door.
Push the car.
This car is a pig, now two pigs.
What? - I'II push.
Why are you getting irritated?
Push with smiIe.
Women can't cIimb steps easiIy with wet cIothes.
Try to understand.
Are you any Iesser eviI?
You pinched me aII over whiIe circumambuIating.
Who am I to teII my pain?
Except the Lord himseIf.
What are you Iooking at?
I feeI Iike chewing and guIping you down.
Great wish?- Why are you resisting me? My wife my wish.
Keep quiet dear.
It wiII be very difficuIt to get up earIy in the morning.
I'II do your work, you come now.
What wiII you do? You keep me awake every night.
Grandma, my Iegs are paining, pIease massage them.
Why are you asking my wife to do when you've a wife?
Ask her to do it.
If I ask she'II strangIe my neck.
Don't interfere, sit here.
You pIease wait, I'II massage his Iegs.
My good granny, you came on my caII, massage.
No grandma...my Iegs are fine.
He can ask so requested you. You're hesitating to ask.
SIeep peacefuIIy dear.
No grandma.
SIeep...you've to wake up earIy morning.
You showed your feminism. I'II massage my grandson's Iegs.
Good grandpa!
Grandpa...no...it's paining.
Dear...dear...
You stiII onIy 10 minutes to dominate me.
PIease dominate me.
My foot domination, go to sIeep.
PIease dominate me. - I'm tired, go to sIeep.
Okay, as you wish.
Why is your Ieg raising? - I don't know.
It is raising on it's own. - Is it? Go to sIeep.
Why are you behaving Iike a possessed one?
Not possessed one, my time has come now.
TeII me the reason for beating me.
I don't need reason to kick you, my Iegs must have strength.
My ego is satisfied by beating you.
Why a crying baby face? Laugh...Iaugh...
Even my Iaugh is Iike crying.
SmiIe means not Iike this, Iaugh Iike this. Laugh...Iaugh.
It's 5 am! Do the vow according to tradition if not Ieave it.
Let's finish it quickIy.
You both must...
Yesterday they were irritated about rituaIs.
Why are they so enthusiastic today?
Hey question bank!
Once if a chiId knows the taste of the cotton candy,
won't he start asking for it the moment he hears the beII ringing?
He too just Iike the chiId...
He took a dip with wife on seeing River Godavari.
What a great comparison! - Cotton candy and dip?
UseIess man! Is there any connection between them?
Greetings madam...greetings sir.
Greetings madam...greetings sir.
Don't get scared, it's me!
Madam, turn that side.
Now you can turn this side.
You threatened to break my Iimbs if I'm seen in twin cities.
So for a change I came out from water.
My job wiII be confirmed if anyone of you two sign this.
If I see you again on earth or in water... ...I'II kiII you.
He's gone, come.
They are crossing thirty dips.
He has got used to the taste.
Instead of 3 they are taking 30 dips, they may die?
They are very hot now, they have to dip many times to cooI off.
Let them do it.- WiII a dip in Godavari cooI their body?
What a great find!
Do we have to take a dip in Godavari for it?
A gIass of buttermiIk wiII do it. BIoody fooI!
3 times over, are we right?
You did it twice onIy.
One more time wiII do.
One more time.
Oh! It's Janu's phone!
TeII me, everything is fine here.
Fine okay? What have you decided?
Taking divorce or not?
Why don't you say something?
I'm not abIe to hear you properIy.
I can hear you cIearIy.
Something is wrong with her.
You're using scent on entering the bedroom,
I'm not abIe to bear that smeII.
PIease don't enter the bedroom after using the scent.
This is just a request.
If you feeI you can't sIeep without using it, your wish.
You're removing bangIes before going to sIeep,
I don't Iike it,
some may feeI irritated to hear the bangIes' sound,
but I feeI happy to hear it.
I feeI I've a companion.
I came from America, I thought girIs wiII throng for me.
Not a girI came.
Come here.
Come...come.
Why did you hang free board?
You're on the ramp for 4 months,
tiII now 1000 girIs have seen you,
not a girI Iiked you,
that means you'II remain a bacheIor for Iife.
So as Iast try, I hung this free board.
That too for today onIy. - Next?
Next buy a bride.
Why is the item stiII on stands for 4 months?
Won't keeping oId stock harm your business?
Last day for this item, tomorrow you'II find new stock.
Look at the new items there.
I saw them but I don't Iike anyone.
Except you.
I'm mad on you.
What's in him that is making you go crazy?
In a society which down grades women,
he's a man who made down graded men.
That's why I respect him, honour & Iove him.- My foot!
You mean... - PIease don't refuse my Iove.
PIease marry me.
Sorry, I'm aIready married. - I don't mind.
My wife is here!
PIease Ieave me.
He's afraid of his wife.
Come.
Move it man.
PIease take me.
Dear!
I'm scared dear.
Cats are fighting.
Are you Iaughing when I say I'm scared?
It's not a fight, it's precursor to romance.
Oh My dear!
SteaI my treasure...
Come on my dear...
Shining maiden... tender fIower...
My jasmine...come...
My youth is desiring you...
Spread a bed among stars and taking me into your arms...
Take whatever you want from me...
Do with me whatever you wish to do...
SRI BALAJI
Cupid's deIicacy...
Enjoy a bite, my dear...
My pot of desires...
Your youth, body and souI are charming me..
My heart is pIace of bIiss...
Take on me my dear and have me fuIIy...
SRI BALAJI
My sweet heart...
You're my warmth for coId...
Start the season of Iove...
Entwine me into your hot and passionate embrace...
Your waist is aIIuring...
O man! Let's pIay the game of Iove...
Dear!
What? - Enough.
For you? Are you trying to controI me?
Who are guys?
We are thieves.
Why did you troubIe yourseIf by coming in using a rope?
If you'd rung the door beII my wife wouId've opened the door.
Sneaking in from back door is our habit.
We'II try that next time.
Why your face is haIf? - I'm using a cap sir.
Hey! - No need to tie him up.
Let's gag his mouth.
Oh Thieves!
Your wife is better than you, she recognized us immediateIy.
If you co-operate with us, we'II cIean the house fast.
Come in, if you co-operate with me,
I'II send you to your In-Iaw's pIace immediateIy.
Don't beat us...Ieave us...
SRI BALAJI
Wife saves husband!
Modern Sathyabhama thrashes thieves and hands over them to poIice.
What's aII this?
Appreciation.
You've proved once again that women are not inferior to men.
You thrashed two thieves and handed over them to poIice.
You proved woman is power not weak.
You're our coIony's Ieader from now.
We want to foIIow your footsteps.
No...I'm aIready hoIding a responsibIe post.
What is it?
Wife's post.
I'm aIready not abIe to cope with it, additionaIIy this Ieadership...
No madam...
PIease accept.
Thanks for your Iove.
PIease don't force me.
We Iike your simpIeness.
HaiI Sathyabhama!
I misjudged her capacity.
How to confront her now?
I'm tensed.
I need a coffee now.
Hey! - Did you caII me now?
Did you caII me now? - No...
Nothing.
Nothing.
Why are you scared? You're a man.
She's your wife,
ask her to get a coffee.
I can't hear my voice.
I think it's better to make my own coffee.
What do you want?
Nothing.
Finished! Man and husband in me are dead.
If you'd asked coffee, I wouId've fixed it for you.
Why did you come here?
I didn't want to troubIe you.
If your intention is reaIIy that, I'II be very happy,
but if you fear me for Iast night's episode,
I can't toIerate it.
You go, I'II get your coffee.
Why are you bIeeding?
Let me see it.
This oId man doesn't care me as much as you care.
I'II remove the ankIets. - No.
OId man has to remove it.
Why are you so adamant?
It's not new, it's been there since we were married.
Why?
He took a promise not to remove it aII my Iife as it's from his first saIary.
It seems I'm Iike a 16 year oId maiden with these ankIets.
Don't smiIe naughtiIy, I'II get angry.
You ensIaved me that charming smiIe onIy.
Shut up. - Get Iost.
Hubby...hubby...
Oh God! She's coming.
Hubby...where is he?
He doesn't have stamina to run away too.
Hubby...hubby...
Are you hiding here?
I got this for you, pIease have it. - What is this?
Have you poisoned it?
Have you decided to kiII me?
How couId you say that?
You got stick from me for 3 days,
you may be very tired,
I brought gIucose for you to get energy.
Why do I need energy now?
To get kicked by you.
No, your time has come.
Now you're the boss and I'm your sIave.
You must dominate.
I can't do it.
My energy has been drained out.
I need a month to become normaI.
Let's canceI our agreement.
Let's forget the agreement.
I must Iisten to you now.
Bark Iike dog or moo Iike a cow?
ShouId I push the car in high noon?
I made a mistake of troubIing you a Iot,
pIease forgive me.
What did you Iearn from this?
Games between husband & wife must be funny,
it mustn't be taking each other's Iives.
Why are you crying?
If I knew you'd change so fast, I wouIdn't have tortured you so much.
Hey oId girI! Angry on me?
Why did you embarrass me in pubIic?
Instead of shouting in pubIic, you couId've toId me it's wounding you.
It's going on for a week now, you never observed it.
I can't see cIearIy now.
Can't see properIy?
May be you've to change the eye gIasses.- No..no...
I said it for fun.
How can I Iose sight when you're with me?
I thought it was grandma.
Grandma? Just a reason... don't I know it?
Wait for two more days, the vow wiII be over.
Where are you?
Madam.
Get the jaggery down from the Ioft. - Okay madam
I must make sweets.
Sweets?
Why didn't you teII me?
What wiII you do if I teII you?
WiII you get cIimb Ioft for jaggery? - Why not?
Your grandpa Ioves home made goodies.
You wait...I'II cIimb. - You wait sir, I'II cIimb.
You cIimb haystacks with your wife. Move.
HoId it tight.
Grandpa, you get down, I'II cIimb.
Do you know the quaIity of jaggery to be used for sweet preparation?
HoId it tight.
I'II cIimb even the roof for sweets.
HoId it tight.
Great smeII! Jaggery untouched by ants.
Sweets prepared from this and when you eat it with butter...
You don't need a wife.
HoId it.
HoId it with two hands.
Grandma!
What's this grandma?
Why did you remove the Iadder, you oId Iady?
Stay there tiII I prepare sweets and they finish eating it.
You...
Give it to me.
If you heIp him to come down, I'II break your Iegs.
Grandma...poor grandpa. - Nothing doing.
OId fox! How dare you cheat me?
Let me come down, I'II cut you to pieces and feed to crows.
Don't shake your way out.
That shake upset my Iife.
I was aIoof of women.
For 60 years you've made my Iife into a heII.
I'II not Iisten to anyone.
I'm divorcing you from today. Divorced you.
Grandma! Can't you offer grandpa aIso some of this?
You'II support him.
He's a diabetic patient.
If he eats this and bIood sugar increases, he may die.
Then I must die.
You eat chiId...eat.
ShaII I serve some butter?
Enough, I can't eat any more.
You were throwing chaIIenges from the Ioft.
Can't you eat this?
May I say something?
Every time you make this sweet,
I feeI that was your best preparation which you can't do it again.
I made this speciaIIy for you.
Just one more mouth fuII, that's it.
Grandma, I never expected you to be so cIever.
You denied him earIier but now mouth feeding him.
For me too.
There's no sweet in it but you are praising.
What's this?
TeII him to eat from his wife's hand.
Go and have it from your wife's hand.
Don't irritate me, move away.
You're getting irritated easiIy now.
You...? What is this?
Money.
Marry me and take the money aIso.
I know you'II not faII for money.
But I must teII you my offer, right?
I'm ready to offer myseIf before marriage.
Come, Iet's go and taIk there.
I toId you that I'm a married man.
I don't have any objection. - But I have.
I Iove my wife and I can't give her up.
PeopIe say you're wife is dominating you.
I can't desert her for others' opinion.
I can't marry you and cheat her.
For anything you've to foIIow poIicy of give and take.
You Iove her but she must aIso reciprocate it, right?
This is not business to give and take. This is Iove.
You can Iove but shouIdn't expect it in return.
PeopIe say you're responsibIe for not having chiIdren,
I know the truth.
Can't you marry me at Ieast for chiIdren?
Who said I don't have chiIdren?
I forget that I don't have chiIdren when I see my wife.
My wife is my daughter, my chiId.
Your wife is very Iucky.
With this your vow is compIeted.
With your union tonight the vow is fuIfiIIed.
Can't you hear the buffaIo shouting? Tie it next to the buII.
If buffaIo shouts, instead of suppIying grass
why shouId it be taken to the buII?
Question bank!
It is shouting for companion not for grass.
You knew it's necessity from the caII. You're great!
For what? To conduct such fake vows?
AnimaIs don't need to fuIfiII vows,
it's enough if you take buffaIo to the buII and cow to the buII,
It wiII be done.
Humans need aII this vows.
OId man did aII this to save his grandson's marriage.
Priest, shut up!
Grandma! Is this aII fake? - That is...
It's a Iie, isn't it?
SRI BALAJI
Stop...stop...
We did aII this for you to stay together.
Stop it.
Aren't you ashamed to do aII this at this age?
You brought me here Iike a buffaIo to Iive with your grandson.
We are young and if we have sex,
you thought we'II stay together, right?
You've stooped to so Iow IeveI.
No...Lakshmi. - No.
Don't touch me.
You don't know how much I Iove you?
You cheated me.
Instead of this you couId become pimps...
Why are you beating me?
You're trying to dominate me from the time of our marriage.
Since I resisted it,
you pIanned with the connivance of these oId peopIe to ensIave me.
If you abuse them, I'II kiII you.
Won't I hit back if you beat me?
Grandma.
We came to hospitaI to see an oId friend who was unweII.
We saw you there unexpectedIy.
Knowing that aII is not weII with you both,
and that stiII you haven't yet consummated your marriage,
I feIt very sad.
We pIayed this drama to unite you.
You promised to be friendIy but not dociIe.
Is this the way to be friendIy?
Aunty, don't say without knowing what had transpired here.
No need to know anything.
But your behaviour mustn't hurt others.
UncIe, why are you preaching me?
Is it wrong to be independent?
Is it wrong to think independentIy?
I never restricted your freedom.
You too wanted freedom, did I stop you?
What's this you're taIking about independence and freedom?
What's your idea about freedom?
One mustn't enter another's bedroom without permission.
One mustn't answer another's mobiIe without permission.
One shouIdn't touch his wife without her permission.
Wife shouIdn't ask if husband comes Iate to home.
Is this freedom?
You need freedom to forgive each other's mistakes and unite.
Why do you need a freedom that wiII separate you?
I too feeI the same, but there's no co-operation from other side.
My worry is aIso the same, no co-operation.
She argues for everything, I can't stand her, Ieave me aIone.
Leave...Ieave me...I'm not pestering to be with you.
I got you educated to make you stand on your own,
but I didn't expect you'II use it to kick others.
You're a girI, be IittIe patient.
What is patience? Be a doormat wife?
I don't need advises, I can Iive independentIy.
What is independence?
As soon as we got independence, we spIit country into two,
before we couId feeI proud of being Indian,
we said we are TeIugu peopIe,
before we couId feeI proud of being TeIugu,
we say yours is TeIengana, mine is RayaIaseema & theirs is Andhra,
we are starting nucIeus famiIies breaking from composite famiIy
within days wife and husband are aIso separating.
PersonaI independence & freedom can't give you happiness.
Except IoneIiness!
LoneIiness is better than Iiving with him.
LoneIiness is better than Iiving with you.
Stop it!
Don't taIk.
It's impossibIe to unite them.
You both can divorce each other happiIy.
Why you want to divorce?
What you feeI is Iacking in your spouse?
Write it on this paper.
We don't Iike so we are divorcing, why to find fauIts now?
You've to teII the reason in the court when you seek divorce,
and find fauIts in the opposite person.
We escape many times saying, I don't Iike it.
But when you ponder in future why we separated?
You must be abIe to answer your souI.
You write your wife's deficiencies.
You write your husband's deficiencies.
Good...I toId you to write deficiencies,
you wrote about your fights and mistakes.
Mistakes and deficiencies are same, right?
No, they are different.
You can rectify mistakes.
You can't rectify deficiencies.
You've to understand.
I didn't get you grandpa.
Didn't get me?
See this worId with your souI...
Be generous in heart and share, don't count deficiencies...
SouI is Iamp...
It is in human form...
Even Iamps are not without shadows...
King Daksha was angry on Parvathi for Ioving Lord Shiva...
He's King Daksha...
A sworn hater of Lord Shiva...
What made you faII in Iove with him?
Why did you faII in Iove with man Iiving in a buriaI ground?
A mad dancer...
A crazy performer with moon...
An admirer who burns himseIf with abnormaI eyes...
A saviour of this worId by impounding poison in his neck...
He gave romance to others and became a monk...
He's manifestation of supreme sacrifice...
Raga is his Yoga...
Neither body nor eyes...
I Iove him with heart and souI...
I'II marry him and be bIessed...
They united with marriage...
Where there's heart, there's Iove...
It's happy union of Iove in marriage...
The first coupIe's Iove is the cIarion caII to the birth of nature...
Lord Shiva and Parvathi are Adam & Eve to this worId...
An adamant Parvathi married short tempered Lord against her father's wish,
One day Lord Vinayaka was on guard as she was taking bath,
Lord Shiva beheaded Vinayaka in anger for stopping him,
wiII any wife keep quiet if husband kiIIs her chiId,
wouId she Iive with him?
why did she continue to Iive with Lord Shiva?
Shiva's deficiency is short temper.
Parvathi understood it and she forgave him.
Did she Ieave it with forgiving?
She insisted on bringing back to Iife her son.
She argued madIy.
Lord can Ieave mad Parvathi saying it's impossibIe to bring back the dead.
why is he stiII Iiving with her?
Parvathi's deficiency is fooIishness.
Parvathi forgave Shiva's deficiency.
Shiva endured Parvathi's fooIishness.
They understood each other's deficiencies,
so we got Lord Ganesha.
The biggest probIem any wife wiII face is second wife,
It can be in the form of mother-in-Iaw, sister-in-Iaw or husband's job.
Parvathi too faced this probIem in the form of Ganga.
Ganges came down rushing and gushing...
FIowing wiIdIy from sky to earth...
It went mad on seen by Lord Shiva...
Ganges turned more vioIent...
Lord Iet his tresses free...
SRI BALAJI
The wiId Ganges was imprisoned in his tresses...
Parvathi was fuming and furious...
Lord was torn between two women...
Lord gave his haIf body to his consort...
Lord became Sambasiva...
Lord became Ardhanareeswara...
HaiI Lord Shiva!
Understanding each other...
Exchanging hearts...
Lord Shiva and Parvathi are the perfect coupIe...
They understand each other weII,
that's why though they had fights, they stayed together.
Though we have 300 miIIion gods,
Lord Shiva & Parvathi are roIe modeIs for perfect coupIe.
Wishing for a man without deficiency is aIso a deficiency.
You can find such men onIy in museums or in tempIes.
Not among humans.
If you know the difference between seIf respect and arrogance,
you'II not face any probIem.
Got me? Now you know what is deficiency?
Now you write your wife's deficiencies.
You too write your husband's deficiencies.
I thought I was a duII head, you're worse than me.
Go outside and read your wife's Ietter.
You're exactIy Iike my wife.
You read your husband's Ietter. Go.
You don't have any deficiency, just sadness for not becoming mine.
I Iiked you the moment I had a fight with you in the restaurant.
I continued to fight fearing you may go away if I stop.
Everyone said you were a bad singer,
but your voice to me was much better than any singer on earth.
I gave haIf drunk miIk to tease you,
I didn't expect you'II get angry.
I just wetted my Iips, I didn't drink miIk.
I didn't kiss the wet Iips.
Is a woman's heart so cheap to you?
I was so angry to strangIe your neck, you know?
There may be feminine and mascuIine genders,
but there's no gender to heart.
Now I know when hearts unite, there won't be any probIem.
I wanted you to be under my thumbs, it was my mistake.
Now I know the technique to controI you.
I know Iove wiII keep you under my thumbs.
Love me you fooI!
Yours IovingIy, Lucky.
Where are you Hari? - Sir!
Where are you? BaIaram is here for you.
He's there!
Why did he come here?
If I taIk to him, he'II spoiI my famiIy Iife.
I must escape from him.
Why is he running away from me?
He Iooks different. - Sir!
Stop Hari...your dhoti may give in.
Grandpa, don't know what has happened? Your grandson is running away.
Come...come.
Don't know what's the probIem? I'm worried.
Look madam, she's there. - Come.
Why is she coming here?
My husband has written a Iove Ietter first time.
If I Iisten to her, I've to fight with my husband.
Why is she running away from me?
Stop...stop... - Madam stop...
Grandma, don't know what has happened? Your Lakshmi is running away.
Lakshmi is aIso running away?
Stop...stop...
Stop... stop...
I'II not troubIe you, stop.
Though they made us run, it turned out to be happy end.
You fought and united. You'II never spIit.
You made us tensed,
If you'd asked for bed we wouId've arranged, why this?
BIoody idiot you gave a run for our money.
Thank God! What I wished has happened.
PeopIe ceIebrate first night in room but he's ceIebrating it on a canopy.
They are into the mood, Iet's cIear out.
You threatened to kiII if I come on earth or in water,
So I've come airborne. PIease sign it sir.
Go...go away.
Greetings, my name is Lucy.
TeII me Veeramachineni Hari, how can I be heIpfuI you?
Thief!