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This is Jeff U. Betcher, with another new flash!
"HOSTILE TAKES OVER FLUB FUELS! Glukkons Donate All Moolah to Lulu Fund!
"Interest Mounts in Gabbiar Auction! Gluk Queen Offers Bigger Reward for Gabbit Lungs!"
And, this just in. "Lulu Fund Reaches New High!
"Glubco Burns Out! And Lulu, Glukkon of the Year!!!"
And hold up.
There's something coming up.
Yes there is!
There's another news! "A GLOCKSTAR IS BORN! Last Can.. Can of Gabbiar
to Net Record Price! Despite Offer- Offer- Bleh! LULUTOENTERVYKKERSLABSTODAY!" OKAYI'MJEFFU.BETCHERWE'LLSEEYOUNEXTTIMEONTHENEWS!
-Move in! -[HUMMS] Huh?
Ha-ha!
-Go on! -Uhhhhh. -[GROANS] Glockstars. -Huh? Oh, right, yeah.
-Come on, girls! Let's go get that coffee. -Come on. -I'm coming, okay. Right, and- Ow!
Uhh, Abe? No need to burst your bubble, but I actually really, kind of wish I wasn't me, right now.
-Er, why's that? Whay happened? -Umm. Just before. [SNIFFS]
-We got to the gate, an intern saw me, and, and... and... -What? What? What?
-And it really, really hurts! -What?
What do you mean?
My leg. I got shot in the leg.
Whoa! Whoa. [GASPS]
Wow. That's bad!
It's really bad. Err, I know how I can help it, though.
You know where we can get any medical supplies?
Well, ow,
there might be something, uh, somewhere that
can help ya'.
I-I know spooce is made- is used for medicinal purposes.
-Or at least I'm pretty sure- Ow. They are. -Okay. Err...
And I'll help you down...
on stuff.
BUT on one condition.
-Alright. What do you- Ow. What do you want me to do? -Do the thing. -The thing?
-No! No! Not the thing! Anything, but the thing! -Do it.
[GROANS] Fine.
Ow, ow. Ow.
"Hey, I just met you!
"And this is crazy! But here's my number!
"So call me maybe!" There.
-Happy? -Yep! Very. [GIGGLES]
To be continued...