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BILL ANDERSON,
BRETT SOMERS,
CHAR
ILLY,
DONNA PESCOW,
FROM QUINCY, JACK KLUGMAN,
AND BETTY WHITE...
AS WE PLAY THE STAR-STUDDED, BIG MONEY MATCH GAME '78...
AND NOW, HERE'S THE STAR OF MATCH GAME '78,
GENE RAYBURN!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY GSN
[NO AUDIO]
HE MISSED. [LAUGHS]
HOWDY DO!
Brett: HOWDY DOODY.
LISTEN, DOESN'T IT SEEM A LITTLE BIT UNFRIENDLY
TO OUR VIEWERS IN AMERICA?
FOR WHAT?
THAT YOU SHOULD BE HERE, AND THAT WHAT'S-HER-NAME
SHOULD BE SO FAR AWAY FROM YOU UP THERE?
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
Charles: WHAT IS HER NAME?
CHARLES, WILL YOU SIT DOWN HERE?
SURE.
WITH CHARLES, HERE.
DID HE TAKE HIS NAMEPLATE?
OHH!
ALL RIGHT.
OK.
THANK YOU.
NOW, WAIT, I HAVE TO SAY--
Brett: MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER.
I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING TO MY FRIEND.
Gene: YES.
GOOD LUCK, HONEY!
OK, LET'S SEE HOW THIS WORKS.
LET'S WELCOME AND GREET BRENDA PETTY,
WHO'S THE CURRENT CHAMP WITH $1,300.
CONGRATULATIONS, BRENDA.
WHILE WE WERE TOGETHER LAST TIME, SHE WON ANOTHER GAME,
SO THAT MEANS WE'RE GOING TO START WITH THE AUDIENCE MATCH,
WHERE SHE COULD WIN ANOTHER REALLY BIG BUNDLE OF MONEY.
WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER WE SEE ABOUT THIS.
JUST ADJUSTING MY MICROPHONE CABLE, HERE,
AND KEEPING EVERYTHING NEAT.
NOW, BRENDA, IF YOU'RE READY, WE'LL PROCEED.
WE POLLED A STUDIO AUDIENCE NOT SO LONG AGO
PLEASE
THIS...
DODGE BLANK.
IF YOU MATCH THE ANSWER ST FREQUENTLY,
YOU GET $500.
FOR MATCHING THEIR SECOND MOST POPULAR ANSWER, $250.
AND THEN FOR MATCHING THE THIRD, $100.
SO YOU REALLY CAN HARDLY LOSE HERE.
WHOM DO YOU CALL ON?
HOW ABOUT BILL?
HOW ABOUT BILL?
HOW ABOUT BILL?
OH, GOLLY, I'VE GOT SEVERAL WRITTEN DOWN.
I'M A SPORTS FAN, LET'S SAY DODGEBALL.
DODGEBALL?
YOU KNOW, THAT GAME THAT YOU PLAY...
YEAH.
YEAH.
Brenda: BETTY?
DODGE CITY.
DODGE CITY.
AND JACK.
JACK?
NOW, DON'T BE SO QUICK TO MAKE FUN.
DODGE DART.
DODGE DART.
A CAR.
OK.
SO YOU GOT THAT CAR, THE DODGE DART,
YOU GOT DODGE CITY, WHERE MISS KITTY LIVES,
AND YOU'VE GOT DODGEBALL.
YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE, OR DO YOU WANT TO DREAM UP ONE OF YOUR OWN?
NO, I DREAMT UP DODGE DART,
AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO GO WITH.
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
OK, LET'S FIND OUT IF IT'S UP THERE, AND IF SO, WHERE.
WE'LL BEGIN AT THE BOTTOM AND REVEAL THE $100 NUMBER.
DODGE DART, RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
OK.
I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE U
HERE SOMEWHERE,
BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE THAT LOW.
MAY WE SEE THE NEXT ONE, PLEASE?
DODGEBALL, THERE'S BILL ANDERSON'S ANSWER.
Bill: DODGE CITY.
DODGE CITY?
Audience: YES!
THAT
?
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF DODGE CITY.
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF DODGE CITY?
NO.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
20.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE, SHE'S 20 YEARS OLD.
THAT SERIES WAS OFF THE AIR--
HE AIR?
I DON'T KNOW, SAW IT.
5 YEARS, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
WELL, MAYBE SHE NEVER SAW IT.
I BET IT'S UP THERE. SLIDE IT, ARI.
YES, IT IS, OK.
IT WAS A BIG, HIP COWBOY WESTERN TV SHOW,
AND THE LOCALE WAS DODGE CITY.
ANYWAY, YOU'VE WON $100.
THAT MEANS THE LEAST
IS $1,000, OR 10 TIMES THAT AMOUNT.
HOWEVER, REMEMBER, IF YOU SPIN THE WHEEL AND GET LUCKY,
YOU COULD DOUBLE YOUR MONEY AND PLAY FOR $2,000.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. GO!
DOUBLE IT UP, BRENDA!
KEEP GOING, THERE.
ALL RIGHT, DONNA!
DONNA, SHE'LL BE TRYING TO MATCH YOU,
YEAH.
AND YOU GET READY TO WRITE, AND HERE WE GO.
FACE MECCA, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE.
GOOD LUCK TO YOU. READY, DONNA?
HERE IT IS. BLANK YOUR ARMS.
OK, NOW DONNA'S FINISHED, YOU GIVE US THE ANSWER
THAT SHE'S WRITTEN ON THE CARD, WE GIVE YOU 2,000 BUCKS,
HOW ABOUT THAT?
I HAVE FOLD YOUR ARMS.
FOLD YOUR ARMS.
THAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND,
THERE MUST BE OTHER GOOD RESPONSES.
DONNA?
SHE SAYS FOLD YOUR ARMS WILL MATCH YOU.
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
YOU WON'T BE MAD AT ME?
NO.
FOLD YOUR ARMS.
VERY GOOD, BRENDA!
TOO BAD YOU WEREN'T PLAYING FOR A LOT MORE MONEY.
YOU HAVE A TOTAL OF $3,400 NOW.
AND I KNOW YOU'RE VERY HAPPY, AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE, TOO.
CHARLES, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I KNEW WHAT OUR FRIENDS JACK AND--AND BRETT HAD.
WHAT
TAKE ME IN YOUR ARMS.
OH, TAKE ME IN YOUR ARMS WAS THEIR ANSWER? YES.
Charles: IT'S VERY MOVING UP THERE.
YOU CAN FEEL THE VIBES.
YOU FEEL TRAPPED, JACK, DO YOU?
YOU CAN FEEL THE VIBES, CAN'T YOU?
BRENDA, YOU'RE GOING TO MEET ANOTHER PLAYER NOW,
SO LET'S BRING THAT PERSON OUT.
HERE COMES RUDY ROMERO, JR. RUDY?
HELLO, RUDY!
HOW DO YOU DO?
THERE YOU GO.
YOU KNOW THIS PRETTY LADY.
OH, I SURE DO, YEAH.
CONGRATULATIONS!
SHE HAS A BUNDLE OF MONEY THERE.
RUDY, YOU MAY SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT ABOUT RUDY ROMERO.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY ABOUT HIM?
WELL, I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT I LIVE IN LONG BEACH,
I'M MARRIED, AND I'M A MEMBER OF THE BEST POLICE DEPARTMENT
IN THE WORLD, LAPD.
OH, REALLY?
YES, SIR.
WELL, IT'S NICE THAT YOU'RE PROUD
AND HAPPY IN YOUR WORK.
THANK YOU.
GOOD LUCK TO YOU, RUDY.
GOOD LUCK TO YOU, MY DEAR.
WE'LL START THIS GAME
RIGHT AFTER WE DO THIS, ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
WE WERE JUST HAVING A DISCUSSION OF EINSTEIN'S
THEORY OF RELATIVITY.
OH, HELLO, THERE YOU ARE.
ARE YOU READY? HERE WE GO.
ROUND ONE COMING UP.
RUDY, "A" OR "B."
"A," PLEASE.
"A" IT IS.
RAY SAID, "ARABS MUST HAVE TAKEN OVER MY BANK.
TODAY, I MADE A DEPOSIT AND I GOT A FREE BLANK."
ARABS MUST HAVE TAKEN OVER MY BANK,
WHAT DO YOU SAY, JA-- UH...
UH...CHUCK? CHUCK!
YEAH, WHAT?
IT'S SO ODD TO SEE YOU DOWN HERE.
NICE TO HAVE PERSONAL CONTACT WITH YOU.
YOU'RE OK, CHUCK!
PRODUCER!
OK, RUDY.
RAY SAID, "ARABS MUST HAVE TAKEN OVER MY BANK.
TODAY, I MADE A DEPOSIT AND I GOT A FREE BLANK."
HOW ABOUT A CAMEL?
HOW ABOUT IT?
GOOD ANSWER.
GOOD.
RUDY IS PRETTY SHARP.
HE CAME UP WITH A GOOD ANSWER.
HE SURE DID. YES, HE DID.
I HOPE YOU MATCH HIM.
I WISH I HAD MATCHED HIM.
NO, I THOUGHT THE ARAB, YOU KNOW, WAS...
NOW, THERE COULD BE OTHER GOOD RESPONSES.
OIL WELL, TENT...
YEAH, I SAID OIL WELL.
OIL WELL IS OK.
BUT IT AIN'T NO CAMEL.
OH, SWEETHEART, I NEVER WENT SO FAR AS TO SAY OIL WELL,
I THOUGHT THEY JUST WOULD GIVE YOU A SIMPLE CAN OF OIL.
A CAN OF OIL.
OK.
THEY DON'T HAVE CAMELS, THEY HAVE MERCEDES-BENZES...
OH, THAT'S WHAT THEY HAVE?
BECAUSE THEY GOT OIL WELLS.
THEY GOT OIL WELLS! OH!
THEY'RE UP TO THEIR TOGAS IN OIL WELLS,
OR WHATEVER THEY WEAR.
BURNOOSE!
AND SPEAKING OF TOGAS, A FREE SHEET.
OH, YEAH! THAT'S IT,
THAT'S WHAT THEY MAKE THEIR BURNOOSES OUT OF.
Betty: NO SHEET!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
Charles: NO SHEET?
CHUCK?
YO!
RUDY, IF I'M EVER IN TROUBLE
WITH THE CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL, YOU'LL MAKE A CALL FOR ME
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO REMEMBER THIS MOMENT, RUDY?
ABSOLUTELY!
DO I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE TRYING TO BRIBE A MEMBER OF THE LAPD, CHARLES?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO?
YOU HEARD IT!
OH, OK.
JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND IT, THAT IS ALL.
HELLO THERE.
ANIMAL LOVER THAT I AM, I SAID CAMEL.
CAMEL! VERY GOOD!
RUDY, YOU WILL ARREST HER SOMEDAY, TOO, WON'T YOU?
IF I CAN HELP IT, NO.
OH, OK.
ALL RIGHT, JUST WANT TO CHECK UP ON YOU HERE.
NOW, BRENDA, YOU WANT "A" OR "B"?
I THINK I'D BETTER STICK WITH "B."
OH, "B," OK.
I HAVE NO CHOICE. [GIGGLES]
I'VE GOT IT.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
[APPLAUSE]
ARE YOU READY?
Charles: I DON'T GET IT AT ALL.
YOU DON'T?
I DON'T GET IT.
I'LL TELL-- COME TO MY DRESSING ROOM, I'LL EXPLAIN THE WHOLE ROUTINE.
Brett: YOU WANT HIM TO COME TO YOUR DRESSING ROOM, TOO?
HARRY--
GOOD GRAVY MARIE!
SHH! QUIET!
HARRY SAID...
Man: HARRY SAID WHAT?
NOW WE HAVE-- I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.
"I'M NOT SAYING THAT THE HOTEL I STAYED IN WAS TOUGH,
BUT THE BELLBOY WAS WEARING A BLANK UNIFORM."
Jack: I WOULDN'T SAY WHAT, SIR?
"I DON'T WANT TO SAY THE HOTEL I WAS STAYING IN WAS TOUGH,
BUT THE BELLBOY WAS WEARING A BLANK UNIFORM."
TOUGH HOTEL, YOU SEE.
Brett: OH, I GET IT.
Charles: YOU GOT BOTH OF THEM AGAIN, AND NOW...
I'M JUST KIDDING.
HOTEL I WAS STAYING IN WAS SO TOUGH,
UNIFORM.
ISN'T IT AMAZING? HE DOESN'T WORK ANY FASTER DOWN THERE
THAN HE DOES UP HERE.
Betty: BUT IT'S A CLASSIER NEIGHBORHOOD.
RIGHT.
Audience: OOH!
Brett: YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER TO SAY!
WORLD WAR 3 WILL NOT START ON THIS STAGE!
DON'T MAKE TOO MANY JERKY MOVEMENTS BEHIND MY HEAD.
I'M SORRY.
OR I'LL MOVE UPSTAIRS VERY FAST!
OH, CHARLES!
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I WILL BE VERY CAREFUL.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
JUST MAKE A MENTAL NOTE WHEN YOU GO BY ME.
YES, I'L
YES, I'LL REMEMBER THAT.
DON'T WEAR ANY PRONGED JEWELRY.
BRENDA...
I FORGOT THE QUESTION, SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO READ AGAIN TO YOU.
HARRY SAID, "I'M NOT SAYING THAT THE HOTEL I STAYED IN WAS TOUGH,
BUT THE BELLBOY WAS WEARING A BLANK UNIFORM."
A PRISON UNIFORM?
BELLBOY WAS WEARING A PRISON UNIFORM.
MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW.
BUT IT'S A ROUND ONE QUESTION, IT COULD BE ANY--
ANY NUMBER OF POSSIBILITIES.
BILL, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
YEAH, I KNOW! I'M SPEECHLESS!
OH! OH!
[NO AUDIO]
REALLY!
OH, HE NEVER COULD KEEP HIS HANDS OFF ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT CHARLES SAID?
ALL THE OPERATIONS WORKED!
I'M SMELLING PERFUME I HAVEN'T SMELLED IN 6 YEARS.
NOW, SHALL WE GET BACK TO THE GAME?
I SUSPECTED AS MUCH.
I WAS HERE THE DAY SHE WORE THE COAT.
OH, YES.
THE FIRST TIME FOR THE COAT.
YES, OF COURSE.
HE MEANS THE MINK THAT WHAT'S-HIS-NAME GAVE ME FOR X-MAS.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
CAN WE GET ON WITH THE GAME?
I WANT TO GET HOME ALREADY!
IT WAS A TOUGH PLACE,
AND I SAID HE WAS WEARING A FOOTBALL UNIFORM.
FOOTBALL UNIFORM, WITH A HELMET AND EVERYTHING. BRETT?
I LOVE BRENDA, SHE ALWAYS LOOKS SO PAINED.
YES, SHE DOES.
SHE'S SO CUTE...
I'M SORRY, I SAID A POLICEMAN'S UNIFORM.
POLICEMAN'S UNIFORM.
I SAID A BULLET-PROOF UNIFORM.
BULLET-PROOF, ANOTHER GOOD ONE.
YOU GOT 3 GOOD ONES UP THERE, BUT NO MATCH YET FOR BRENDA.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GET DOWN HERE.
DONNA?
S.S.
S.S. IS GOOD.
YES, THAT WOULD BE TOUGH, WOULDN'T IT?
OH, BOY!
I SAID A MOTORCYCLE CLUB UNIFORM.
ACHTUNG, THERE!
OF COURSE, WITH LEATHER JACKETS AND ALL THAT.
AND WHEELS.
YES.
SITTING NEXT TO RUDY, I THOUGHT SHE WOULD SAY POLICE UNIFORM.
OH, THAT'S VERY LOGICAL, ISN'T IT?
OK, SO THERE YOU ARE. 2 TO NOTHING AT THE END OF ROUND ONE,
IN FAVOR OF RUDY.
NOW WE HAVE THIS FOR YOU. HURRY BACK.
ASK RUDY IF HE WANTS "A" OR "B."
I THINK I'LL STAY WITH "A."
RUDY, NG YOU SAY.
I DON'T ARGUE WITH NO COPS.
HARRY, THE ICE CREAM KING, SAID,
"I'LL TELL YOU WHY I'M SO SUCCESSFUL IN BUSINESS.
I BUILT MY ICE CREAM EMPIRE BY BLANKING THE COMPETITION."
Brett: OH, I GOT IT!
YOU GOT IT?
Brett: YEAH.
YOU DON'T WRITE AND YOU DON'T WRITE.
OH, THANK GOSH.
GOOD.
Brett: OH, MAYBE I DON'T.
YOU CAN CHANGE IT IF YOU LIKE, THERE'S TIME.
NO, I THINK I'M GOING TO STICK WITH--
Jack: THERE AIN'T TIME, THERE AIN'T TIME!
THE SHOW'S GOING TO BE OVER SOON!
OK, RUDY.
HE'S SO CRANKY! MY LIFE IS SUCH HELL.
HARRY THE ICE CREAM KING SAID,
"I'LL TELL YOU WHY I'M SO SUCCESSFUL IN BUSINESS.
I BUILT MY ICE CREAM EMPIRE BY BLANKING THE COMPETITION."
BY FREEZ THE COMP
YES, SIREE!
DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
RUDY, YOU GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME, TOO?
FREEZING OUT THE COMPETITION.
FREEZING OUT HAS APPEARED, THAT'S ONE TO RUDY.
GIVE ONE TO RUDY.
HONEY, IF YOU RUN INTO ME, JUST REMEMBER THAT
MY STOCK IN TRADE IS CHARM.
AND ADORABLENESS AND ALL OF THAT, BECAUSE I--
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT, I SAID CREAMING THE COMPETITION.
YOU DIDN'T GET THE IDEA LIKE YOU SAID.
I DID GET THE IDEA!
BILL LOVES MY ANSWER.
HE'S A COUNTRY BOY, WHAT DOES HE KNOW?
SINCE I NEVER BREAK THE LAW,
I DON'T CARE WHETHER HE COMES ON MY...
Brett: HA!
JUST LEAVE MY *** ALONE.
FREEZING!
THERE IT IS!
2 FOR RUDY!
DONNA?
YES?
SHOW AND TELL.
TA-DA!
FREEZING!
Y!
WELL, BRENDA.
5 TO TIE, 6 TO WIN.
EVERYONE PLAYS HERE.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WEIRD BASEBALL PITCHER?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT HIM?
SAY YES. DON'T SAY NO!
YES!
HERE IT IS--
AFTER HE GETS DONE CHEWING HIS TOBACCO,
HE BLANKS IT.
Brett: OH, I GET THIS ONE, TOO.
THE WEIRD OLD BASEBALL PITCHER.
AFTER HE GETS DONE CHEWING HIS TOBACCO,
HE BLANKS IT. YOU KNOW, PITCHERS
AS THEY...PLAY THE GAME OF BALL.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS WEIRDO BASEBALL PITCHER, BRENDA.
AFTER HE GETS DONE CHEWING HIS TOBACCO, HE BLANKS IT.
HE SMOKES IT.
HE SMOKES IT.
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
CLEVER LADY.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 3 PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME.
YOU AGREE WITH ME?
NO. I USED TO BE A BASE--
YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A BASE--
NO!
YOU COULDN'T LOOK AT ME AND TELL. I--YEAH, I WAS.
NDED.
COULDN'T BREAK A WINDOW PANE.
WERE YOU A PITCHER?
YEAH, I WAS A LEFT-HANDED PITCHER.
WELL, THEN YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS--
THEY'RE ALL WEIRD.
YEAH.
AND AFTER I CHEWED IT, I PITCHED IT.
YOU PITCHED IT?
JUST THREW IT IN THERE.
[INDISTINCT]
THAT'S GOOD.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
AM I THE VILLAINESS?
GOTTA MATCH EVERYBODY NOW.
5 TO STAY IN THE GAME AND ACHIEVE A TIE. YES?
I'M THE VILLAINESSA, RIGHT-A?
OR THE HEROINE.
OH, SHUCKS. HEY, LISTEN, BRENDA,
I LOVE THAT ANSWER, SMOKES IT.
AND I'M SORRY I DIDN'T SAY IT.
I'M SORRY, DARLING. I SAID SWALLOWS.
SWALLOWS. SO THAT MEANS RUDY WINS THE GAME.
WHAT'D THE REST OF YOU HAVE?
THROWS, SWALLOWS, SWALLOWS, THERE.
OK, COME ON DOWN, YOU.
RIGHT THERE, ON THE LITTLE BLUE SPOT.
IF YOU PLEASE.
BRENDA IS LEAVING HERE WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF $3,400.
THANK YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS TO BRENDA PETTY!
OK, RUDY.
GOT A PICTURE OF YOURSELF IN UNIFORM?
AH, YES, I DO.
MAY I SEE IT?
WELL, IT'S MY I.D. PICTURE, AND IT'S NOT VERY GOOD.
NAH, I BET IT'S A VERY GOOD PICTURE.
WHILE YOU'RE DOING--
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT BEAUTY.
OH, YOU'RE WONDERFUL-LOOKING!
I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE
SO I'LL RECOGNIZE YOU WHEN I'M CAUGHT SPEEDING.
WE POLLED A STUDIO AUDIENCE NOT TOO LONG AGO HERE,
ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
THIS--
GREY BLANK. $500 FOR MATCHING THEIR MOST POPULAR ANSWER.
250 FOR THE SECOND MOST POPULAR, AND 100 FOR THE THIRD.
AND 3 OF OUR 6 STARS WILL HELP YOU, RUDY.
BETTY.
GREY WHALE.
OK, ONE.
BRETT.
WHAT BETTY AND I WILL NEVER HAVE.
GREY HAIR.
AND DONNA.
I THOUGHT OF GREY MARES, AND THE OLD GREY MARE.
THE OLD GREY MARE. OK.
Brett and Jack: ♪ SHE AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE ♪
♪ AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE... ♪♪
OLD GREY MARE, GREY HAIR,
AND GREY WHALE ARE THE 3. RUDY, YOU HAVE AN OPTION.
CHOOSE ONE OF THOSE, OR GIVE US ONE OF YOUR OWN.
[AUDIENCE SHOUTING]
I THINK I'LL CHOOSE ONE OF MY OWN.
WHAT IS THAT?
HOW ABOUT GREY MATTER?
[AUDIENCE GROANING]
NOW, GREY MATTER IS WHAT HE'S GOING WITH.
PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE ARE SCREAMING LIKE CRAZY GREYHOUND.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
AND I THOUGHT HE HEARD THEM
AND HE WAS GOING TO STEAL THAT ANSWER.
WELL, LET'S FIND OUT IF GREY MATTER'S UP THERE.
MAY WE SEE THE $100 NUMBER?
GREY HAIR IS AN ANSWER CELEBRITIES
$250 ANSWER, PLEASE.
GREY IS UP THERE.
YOU LAUGHED AT ME.
NOW THE $500 ONE, IF YOU PLEASE.
[AUDIENCE SHOUTING]
GREYHOUND.
THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
OH, I'M SORRY, RUDY, BUT YOU'LL MEET ANOTHER PLAYER LATER.
NOW WE'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR AMERICA.
YOU'LL SEE ON THE STAGE.
[BRETT HUMMING BRIDAL CHORUS]
Johnny: ROBERT WALDEN,
BRETT SOMERS,
CHARLES NELSON REILLY,
LORETTA SWIT,
RICHARD PAUL,
AND MARY WICKES.
[ORGAN PLAYING BRIDAL CHORUS]
TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS.
[INDISTINCT]
TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS!
TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS!
OH, THAT'S SWEET!
TURN OFF THE FAN! THE FAN IS BLOWING OUT THE CANDLES.
,
ED.
OH.
Charles: VEIL BY VALERIE OF HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD.
DEAR FRIENDS, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY--
OHH!
TO JOIN THESE TWO PEOPLE--
SHE LOOKS SO YOUNG!
Betty: DOESN'T SHE LOOK NATURAL?
SHE DOES. NO! THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT ONE.
LISTEN--WE'VE ENJOYED BEING WITH YOU,
AND WE HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED BEING WITH US.
THAT--HAVE WE INTRODUCED NEXT WEEK'S CELEBRITIES OR NOT?
OH, WE'VE DONE THAT. WE JUST SAY GOOD-BYE.
Charles: THEY'RE THE BRIDESMAIDS.
OH, THEY'RE THE BRIDESMAIDS. I'M SORRY.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US. GOOD-BYE!