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Kamaleonitis Hipsteris
A disease that makes people acquires the attributes of the people around them.
I had a normal life:
I had friends; I used to go out with them.
I had a poorly paid job, dreams that were becoming harder and harder to fulfill...
Then I got ill.
Look, I've always tried to manage things calmly and with patience.
Come on!
When this café was opened close to my house, I tried to accept it with that philosophy:
these places are good for the neighbourhood.
You know, in this economic situation, it's our duty to help local businesses.
Besides, I have never had any problem with "hipsters".
Instagram, what ***!
Until my problem appeared...
They are here to have their afternoon drink!
What the hell!
This is still a weird disease.
We, the professionals, call it Kamaleonitis Hipsteris,
after the doctor who discovered it, Kamaleonis Zoroidis.
A friend of mine suffered from it.
In that particular case, it was an outbreak called Kamaleonitis Maximus.
He worked as an undertaker... He is dead now.
An anti-mutation of the original Kamaleonitis has also been discovered.
And this is the Raritis Apartidis.
At first, I didn't notice anything.
That is the way I am...
The first time it happened was when I went into a "heavy" pub.
What on Satan's Earth!
From then on, I've tried to meet only normal people.
But nowadays, that is not easy to do ...
Have I consulted a doctor?
Yes, as soon as I noticed the first symptoms I decided to go and see a professional.
But I must say I didn't worry too much. I'm a very calm person...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Ahhhh!
The solution seems to be quite easy:
Commercial music.
You must listen to it, as soon as you notice the symptoms.
The thing is, that nowadays, hipster music is becoming the commercial one.
This disease is not causing me too many problems.
The fact that I don't care what people say about me helps.
But whenever a sport is involved ... things get complicated.
Have you bought the beers ...?
Yeah, but aren't we going to bars after the match?
Sure, how many tickets have you bought?
Damn it, the tickets! You haven't paid me yet...
I paid you last week.
Maitane is the one who hasn't paid me yet...
Maitane hasn't arrived yet...
Once again she's late!
Hey!
Yeah, I know I told you that I am known for being patient,
but "this war was already lost before it began".
Am I professional in my job?
Yes, for sure!
My philosophy focuses on listening to the patient,
letting him express himself...
I know I am going far in this ...
Yes, it's true that I don't have an office of my own.
And that I have been accused of negligence several times.
But I am sure this is going to get better!
Excuse me. Dr. Maza? Some policemen are asking for you.
Oh, that's right! I'm a witness in an important trial...
Mmmm... I don't think so, they've come to arrest you...
Mmmm, cut that off...