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One day the Dota Dude loaded up Dota 2, his favourite thing to do in the whole world.
He went to find a match but the learn tab was glowing a peculiar colour, he saw Beastmaster
had a new portrait so he clicked on it - Beastmaster jumped out of the computer and said to him
"Hey Herbert, are you sure you wouldn't rather play another game today?" "You've been playing
Dota 2 an awful lot lately!" This annoyed the Dota Dude, he was on a winning
streak of 3, he'd almost beaten his record! He retorted, "No Beastmaster! It's Dota time
and nothing can change that!" Beastmaster was The Dota Dude's girlfriend,
although while Beastmaster was a tough, resilient male support, he still cared for the Dota
Dude. "Come on Dota Dude, you can play Dota 2 another day."
But the match was ready! Dota Dude went to the REFUSE button but he just couldn't so
in his most matter of fact tone he said "I must play Dota 2. Do what you need to do."
Herbert then readied up but his "girlfriend" knew he had stepped one step over the line.
Beastmaster then turned off his computer! Herbert went into a blind insane, unreasonable
and very ugly rage. The Dota Dude screamed "RIGHT GET OUT BEASTMASTER!!!"
But Beastmaster said "HERBERT, NO NOT THIS AGAIN"
However his other computer (his Dota 2 backup) found another match!!
"Yaaay!!!" Screeched Herbert! As he pushed Beastmaster onto the floor Beastmaster's HP
ran dangerously low!
The Dota Dude told him that he should buy more tangos so he could support, but Beastmaster
explained that she is a "Melee strength carry" and doesn't require support items.
The Dota Dude raged, he shouted "YOU ARE A BAD DOTA PLAYER YOUR POSITIONING IS ***
TERRIBLE! ALSO STOP OVEREXTENDING!!" Beastmaster knew that Herbert had gone insane
a long time ago. Herbert threw his computer but it landed on his Dota memorabilia. He
jumped up and down in a fit of anger. He couldn't use his hotkeys because his hands where locked
into place around Beastmaster's eye sockets. Beastmaster's ultimate 'Primarl Roar' couldn't
save him because Beastmaster was out of HP. The Dota Dude fell, exhausted onto his computer
chair He then said "Finally time to go jungling for my Hand of Midas!"
"and report Beastmaster". But Slardar suddenly ganked The Dota Dude!!! "***!" Herbert screamed.
But then his Mum burst in the room, and saw his expensive computer next to Beastmaster
and his broken Dota memorabilia and shouted "HERBERT YOU ARE GROUNDED!"