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Hey guys, it's Jeffrey. Do you remember your 1st Valentine's day?
Ahh! She broke my heart, she broke my heart. Of course you don't, you probably don't even
want to remember it. Like most of you, my 1st Valentine's day started
in High School Every year, for this specific holiday, my
school would sell roses and chocolate. You know, just to help us guys out a little.
Guys, do you remember when we bought our first rose to that special someone?
She's gonna think I'm so romantic. I'll buy her like three five roses. I mean, How much
could they cost? How much for a rose?
Eummm, these are $5 each. FIVE DOLLARS EACH?I mean... 5$ each? I'll...
I'll take one. That was my lunch money ok?
Like most guys, we tend to want to be originally and get something different from what they
sold in school, you know, just to show that extra effort.
I personally went to this shopping mall in hopes to get something more special and than,
I found it. I found THE teddy bear that was gonna make
the girl of my dreams fall in love with me forever.
How much for the teddy bear? Oh, that one right there is Forty dollars.
Hold that thought *Vomit*
I mean, what's the cheapest thing you have here?
Well, we got this small teddy bear. How much?
10 dollars. I'll take it
What? I mean look, it's cute enough. And to complete this all, I made this nice
little card for her. See?
Come on, we all did this... And yeah this is how it all went down.
Hey Beth, I got these for you. Awwwww, Jeff, you didn't have to.
*Nervous reaction* And euhh, we never spoke again.
And than, you got those friends that don't really care about Valentine's day.
So, how did it go? Well, she smiled at me.
OHHHHHH, She wants your D. Well fortunately, I learned from my mistake
the and next year, school made things actually easier by delivering the gifts for us.
So I bought a rose for this girl and this was her reaction when we came to thank me:
Awwww, Jeff, you're so cute, come here, awwwww you're so cute, look at you.
And it's precisely at that moment that I learned the word: Friendzoned.
At that moment, all I wanted to shout was: No, don't you "Awww" me. Why in the world
do you think I bought you roses. I want to mate! *SLAP*
But of course, a gentleman would never hit a girl. So I did what any other men could
only do.
*Runs away crying*
So the following year, to make sure 110% sure I wasn't going to get denied or friendzoned
by any girl, I saved up some money and got some roses for several girls.
Cause you know, there's more than one fish in the tank... yeah, don't do that.
Coincidentally, two of the girls whom I sent roses too came to say thanks to me, AT THE
SAME TIME!
***. *SLAP* *SLAP*
So guys, what have we learned? Get these roses made out of chocolate. They're much cheaper;
and they're eatable.
AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? Ok, I'll see you next week.