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I want you to have that big box.
- I'll take that big box.
WAYNE: Well, the big box is yours.
Good, so we don't need a deal or anything.
We just...
JONATHAN: Hey, everybody at home.
WAYNE: Excuse me one second.
JONATHAN: Oh, I'm sorry, am I in your shot?
WAYNE: Yeah, that's my shot.
JONATHAN: Oh, I'm sorry.
WAYNE: Let's just change to another camera.
Change to another camera.
Let's go over here, let's change the shot.
Okay, good.
I'm good now.
All right.
So I'm going to give you this...
(laughter)
JONATHAN: Hey, everybody at home.
(cheers and applause)
WAYNE: Jonathan?
JONATHAN: I'm in your shot again.
WAYNE: Why would you be in my shot?
JONATHAN: Oh, because I want to debate you over something,
if you don't mind.
WAYNE: Jonathan wants to do a debate.
Come with me, Randall.
(cheers and applause)
Stand right here.
Tiffany Coyne will now preside over the debate.
JONATHAN: Oh, the judge isn't here.
I say we reschedule.
WAYNE: One job.
TIFFANY: Sorry.
I was on break.
I'm back.
- Hello.
TIFFANY: Hi.
Welcome to the "Let's Make a Deal" debate.
Today Wayne is debating for the big box,
and Jonathan has this envelope.
They each have 20 seconds, and then you can decide
which one you want to vote for.
Okay?
Wayne, you have the floor first.
Start the clock.
WAYNE: Remember when you were a kid?
- Yes, I do.
WAYNE: Wasn't it a beautiful time?
- It was a long time ago.
WAYNE: Yeah, it was a long time ago.
But remember when no responsibilities,
you could just play all day?
- Oh, yeah.
WAYNE: Didn't that feel good?
- Oh, yes.
WAYNE: Wouldn't you like to play again?
Big time?
- All the time.
WAYNE: Big time play.
- Big time.
WAYNE: You want to play big time?
Well, that's what's in the box, baby.
TIFFANY: Thank you, Wayne.
Jonathan, you have the floor.
Start the clock.
JONATHAN: Randall, do you remember when Wayne
was an adult?
(laughter)
- Is that a loaded question?
JONATHAN: Kind of is.
You know, he said he wants to play.
But I don't play.
And cash don't play.
There's no Play-Doh in this dough,
because dough is dough.
Your shirt says "I need some dough."
You have bread on your shirt.
This is what you came for, Randall.
This is why you're here, Randall!
(cheers and applause)
Did you block my shot?