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ONE "How are you holding up?"
"This is the worst first date ever." TWO
"Have you ever seen anything so amazing?" "Once." THREE "Now I have seen some septic tank explosions but this one takes a biscuit. Whoa, someone likes to eat nuts. I think this is actually going to be ingrained into the grout, so we're going to have to pull out the heavy-duty cleansers. I'm game if you are."
"This is the worst first date ever." FOUR "Left hand blue." "Spin it again!" "Right foot green."
"Wait.
Are we doing this right?"
"I have no idea."
"This is not the game to play when you're both colour-blind and dyslexic." FIVE
"Honey!"
"So, if April showers bring May flowers,
what do golden showers bring?"
"Divorce." SIX
"Ivan." "Yeah." "This is worst first date ever." FIN