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TOM: This here's Suzy, our new chief of security.
THADDEUS: Who's this, babe?
LEON: Her ex.
I came over to invite you to a screening party.
KAREN: You know what?
Have fun at your sausage party.
MALE SPEAKER: Sausages are hot.
LEON: I can't believe Thad showed up and
didn't bring Karen.
THADDEUS: This one is the Black Swan.
Where's my wine?
LEON: That little guy gives me the creeps.
JIMBO: Really?
THADDEUS: [SNORT]
Mmm!
***, yeah!
LEON: Is that what she's into?
Flexibility? 'Cause if that's what she wants, I can
do that too, man.
Look.
That's what she wants.
Like--
I can do it.
SUZY: [GASP]
TOM: Oh, he's so cute.
SUZY: He's so good.
Who trained him?
TOM: He kinda came trained.
Actually, we found him, but obviously his previous owners
were like, you know, The Dog Whisperer or something.
LITTLE GIRL: Stay right here, Bauer.
I love you.
TOM: You found him?
TOM: Lady, he's providing the beer for this party, OK?
SUZY: Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
What about this old one?
This other dog?
Is she in the entertainment business, too?
TOM: Oh, Rowdy?
No.
Hell, no.
She's talentless.
She's actually a burden on this household.
Get.
Get out of the sausages.
MALE SPEAKER: Woo-hoo!
[HELICOPTER OVERHEAD]
VOICE ON LOUDSPEAKER: Officers on the scene.
Please be advised, there's a fugitive in the vicinity.
TOM: Five-oh, man.
LEON: Woo!
Man hunt!
VOICE ON LOUDSPEAKER: Stay calm.
Please remain calm.
JIMBO: You know, I was really expecting a black guy.
Is that racist?
LEON: Nah, nah, you were playing the odds.
I was going with Hasidic Jew.
TOM: OK.
Now's your chance!
Take one for the team!
SUZY: What?
No!
VOICE ON LOUDSPEAKER: Remain calm.
LEON: You know, he looks harmless.
I'm gonna wave these *** pigs off.
Hey!
Call off your dogs, man!
Come on!
VOICE ON LOUDSPEAKER: Screw it.
You deal with him.
Sayonara, ladies.
LEON: Hey, bro?
We're trying to watch commercials, OK?
So if you could just clear out.
DINO: Didn't mean to bust up the party.
I'm just passing through, guys.
I'm just gonna lay low for 20 minutes.
Maybe four hours at most.
OK?
SUZY: Wait.
Are--
are these helicopters looking for you?
DINO: No, the helicopters, no.
I was just out jogging.
SUZY: This late at night.
Over fences.
DINO: Yeah, I always jog at night.
I sweat less.
I've got this whole glandular problem.
So.
LEON: Well, you want a hot dog or something?
DINO: Yeah.
I'd love a dog.
You have any turkey dogs?