The Veronica Mars Project - With captioning / subtitles

Ryan: (Ryan laughing as cartoon type music plays in the background.) Ryan: (Ryan laughing) No way! (Kristen enters) (cartoon type music continues to play in the background.) Ryan: KB! Kristen: Ryan! Kristen: What are you doing here? Kristen: I took away your key! Ryan: Doggie door. Kristen: I have a corgie! Ryan: Yes. And I had to dislocate my shoulder to wedge myself. (laughing at something) Ryan: He's hilarious! Hey - Ryan: when are we going to do this whole Veronica Mars movie, huh? Kristen: I don't know. Kristen: You got a couple a million dollars lying around? Ryan: What? Hey! Ryan: I'm not the one with the When in Rome f*ck you money, alright? Ryan: (someone knocking) It's unlocked! Jason: Oh, good. She's up. Kristen: Really? Kristen: This is how we're starting our day now? Jason: You know, as a rule? I like to start every day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot. Kristen: No reenactments. Kristen: And no catch-phrasing! Jason: (gazes at Kristen) Kristen: And no smoldering! Ryan: Gold! Ryan: Pure gold! America's sweethearts! Jason: Bear claw? Kristen: Those are huge. Jason: Never underestimate - Kristen: Please don't! Jason: ...the size of my bear claws. Ryan: Never gets old! Jason: Did you ask her about the movie? Ryan: I did. She said we needed cash. Jason: Ahh. Rico: Veronica, honey? Rico: Can I see you in the kitchen? Kristen: Rico?! (drums) Rico: Veronica, I thought I made it clear that I don't - Rico: care for either of those boys. Kristen: Rico, the show is over. Kristen: We've been off the air for years now. Rico: Come here. Come here. Come here. Rico: I know. It doesn't look good now. Rico: But it's never over until it's over. Kristen: Are you tearing up? Rico: You're becoming a woman right before my eyes. Jason: Well, you gotta hand it to Rico. Jason: Eight years without breaking character. Ryan: Oh yeah. Ryan: I hear that on Flashpoint he plays a SWAT commander as Keith MARS playing the SWAT commander. Jason: Wow. Kristen: Rico, sit down. Kristen (inner monologue): Sure, they were idiots. Kristen (inner monologue): But they were MY idiots. Kristen (inner monologue): We'd been in the trenches together. Ryan: KB? Jason: Shh. It's her inner monologue. Ryan: Oh, right. Kristen (inner monologue): Still, as I looked at them lined up on my couch, Kristen (inner monologue): I couldn't help thinking: Kristen (inner monologue): does the lack of diversity reflect badly on Kristen Bell, the actress? Kristen: Okay, boys. Kristen: We all want to make the movie. The question is: how? Ryan: I think we should ask Rob. Kristen: I don't know. He's been pretty useless on this front. Jason: No, I think Ryan's right. We should. Jason: Rob will know what to do Kristen: Fine. Kristen: Any suggestions, Rob? Rob: Well, actually, I do have a few ideas. (cartoon music stops.) Rob: I say we have the fans fund the movie. We could offer all sorts of cool rewards to people who donate. Rob: Things like signed movie posters Rob: or tickets to the premiere, or even an associate producer credit! Rob: I mean- Rob: imagine the possibilities! Kristen (inner monologue): I could record outgoing voicemail messages for fans who donate! I mean - Kristen (inner monologue): yeah, they'd have to be tasteful -- I'm not the same girl who did Pooty Tang. And at 100 grand each - Kristen (inner monologue): I'd only need to do 20! Ryan (inner monologue): I give great backrubs. Ryan (inner monologue): My front rubs aren't bad, either! Jason (inner monologue): An associate producer credit. Does that mean some yahoo with a checkbook's gonna show up on set Jason (inner monologue): and tell me I need to smile more? Rico (inner monologue): Mars Investigations pens! Mars Investigations calendars! Get the name really out there! Rico (inner monologue): Stop it Colantoni! You're an actor! Keith Mars is a fictional character, a passing thought in Rob Thomas' head! Rico (inner monologue): But... Rob is our friend! Rico (inner monologue): You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you! I'm not listening! I'm not listening! Rob (inner monologue): There's got to be some way to write Amanda Seyfried into the movie! Rob (inner monologue): I mean, there's dead dead, and there's TV dead! (The Dandy Warhols - "We Used to Be Friends" plays) Kristen: But seriously, Marshmallows - Kristen: This is it. Kristen: This is our chance to make the Veronica Mars movie happen. If we reach our fundraising goal - Kristen: we'll shoot the movie this summer. Rico: But when we hit the magic number- Rico: don't stop donating. Ryan: That extra cash will be our car chase and nudity fund. Jason: There'll be brooding in more exotic and expensive locations. Jason: In space, perhaps. Kristen: So check out the cool as hell list of rewards - Kristen: and donate now. Kristen: In addition to making the Veronica Mars movie happen, you will also be a part of - Kristen: the largest Kickstarter project of all time, in the entire universe. See you at the premiere party! (Subtitle transcript courtesy of Rob Kirker)