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LIEUTENANT MARLON EPISODE 1 PART 2 "SECONDMENT"
Good morning! You must be the guy the chief of police was going to send over.
Yeah.
My God! What happened?
- I slipped. - This needs to be taken care of!
And I've kept you waiting on the doorstep, silly cow. Come in, please!
- Call me Janusz. - Hania.
Champignons, as far as eyes can see.
300 hectares of genetically modified champignons
which look and taste exactly like white truffles worth billions of dollars.
And now, you do the maths: three hundred hectares,
a hundred and twenty billion dollars for a ton of truffles-champignons...
We'll get three tons from a hectare...
That gives us how many hectares?
Three hundred!
Exactly.
I wish our daddy could have lived to see this.
He would have, if you hadn't shot him.
He was stealing from my mushroom farm. He said he needed some for pizza.
Anyway, let bygones be bygones. Did you get the manure?
- I'm working on it. - We won't be able to start without horse manure.
- OK, and the stuff? - The stuff... Oh yeah, I've got it.
Here is our fortune.
The purest powdered meadow mushroom spawn.
Come, I'll show you the estate now.
- It should be fine. - It holds itself in place.
Silly me! I didn't show you your room.
"Strength... exercise...
physical fitness... lightning thrust..."
Come in!
Leave your jacket on.
You'll take the 10:15 coach to Lomza.
You'll go to the crime lab.
How about the one with the horns? We could roast the ***!
And call some ***!
Later. Business first.
LOMZA CITY POLICE
- Lieutenant Janusz Marlon from Warsaw. - Inspector... Patricia.
- I've come to collect the fingerprints. - Yes, I know. I was just about to finish.
We have a match. Maciej Fiuk, Liski 37.
We've got him then.
But there is something else.
I'd like you to trace down the source of this coke.
It was found in sergeant Rocki's apartment and also next to his corpse.
Well, as far as job stuff goes, that would be it...
Koscinski!
- Good morning, Mr Szira. - The deadline was yesterday.
Where am I supposed to get it from, if I don't have it? I'm not going to *** it out myself!
Really? Take your pants off.
Give me a week longer! I'll get you two tons of manure!
- Take your pants off. - But, sir...
Off you go.
And now, take a dump!
Just kidding.
By next week, I want you to get me two... No, three tons of horse manure!
- Thank you, Mr Szira! I'll get it! - OK.
Koscinski! For ***'s sake! And I trusted you.
No, please! Five tons, five tons!
MENU
Hello! Can I get a kebab, please?
What?
A kebab. In pita bread, with hot sauce.
Yes, this bar is called Arizona Kebab, what can I get you?
- A kebab in pita bread, with hot sauce... - We don't have it.
What do you have then?
How about a cheeseburger?
OK, I'll have a cheeseburger.
It's four zloty.
Here you are. Enjoy!
- Thank you. Bye! - Bye!
CAST
THEME TUNE
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