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♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
♪ YOUR MOMMA ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE THE CHOSEN ONE ♪
♪ SHE SAID, YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO BURN TO SHINE ♪
♪ BUT YOU WERE BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN ♪
♪ WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ ALL THAT LOVE HAD GONE ♪
♪ YOUR PAPA NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT ♪
♪ RIGHT AND WRONG ♪
♪ BUT YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD, BABY ♪
♪ I BELIEVE YOU'RE FEELIN' FINE ♪
♪ BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN ♪
♪ WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ GOT A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN ♪
♪ THINGS AIN'T BEEN THE SAME ♪
♪ SINCE THE BLUES WALKED IN OUR TOWN ♪
♪ BUT YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT THAT SHOTGUN SHINE ♪
♪ SHAME ABOUT IT ♪
♪ BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN ♪
♪ WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
♪ SHE COMES AROUND HERE ♪
♪ JUST ABOUT MIDNIGHT ♪
♪ AND SHE MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD ♪
♪ I WANT TO SAY SHE MAKE ME FEEL ALRIGHT ♪
♪ COMES WALKIN' DOWN MY STREET ♪
♪ SHE COME TO MY HOUSE ♪
♪ SHE KNOCKS UPON MY DOOR ♪
♪ AND THEN SHE COME TO MY ROOM ♪
♪ SHE MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT ♪
♪ G-L-O-R-I-A, GLORIA ♪
HELLO ?
( phone ringing )
♪ I'M GONNA TELL HER EVERY DAY ♪
♪ GLORIA ♪
( shuts off music )
( phone )
HELLO ?
IS TONY THERE ?
NO, I'M SORRY, HE'S NOT.
WHO'S CALLING ?
This is Mrs. Washington
from the high school for little Anthony.
MRS. WASHINGTON ?
FROM YOUR SON'S SCHOOL.
HELLO.
TONY, IT'S ME.
I'M SORRY TO CALL YOU.
I know we are broken up,
but my religious medal,
I LOOK EVERYWHERE AND I THINK I LOST IT.
I THINK IT'S ON THE STUGOTS.
OH, OKAY.
WHO IS ON THE BOAT WITH YOU ?
I'LL BSURE AND TELL HIM.
ALRIGHT.
IS YOUR SON OKAY ?
ATTENDANCE ***.
TWO WEEKS, NOT EVEN A KISS HELLO ?
I'M SORRY, YEAH.
HOW WAS MOROCCO ?
GREAT.
LISTEN... THAT PHONE CALL...
IT WAS AN OLD GIRLFRIEND.
OH, YOU MEAN SHE WASN'T FROM THE SCHOOL ?
MY GOD, SHE SOUNDED SO CONVINCING !
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HONEST HERE.
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BE HONEST, WHY'D YOU LIE ?
I DIDN'T WANT TO *** YOU OFF.
SO, IT'S REALLY MORE ABOUT YOU, THEN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
NO, WHAT YOU SAID
WAS THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO *** ME OFF,
WHICH IMPLIES THAT YOU'D HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME,
WHICH IS MORE ABOUT SPARING YOU THAN MY *** FEELINGS !
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
( door slamming )
LET'S GO WITH THE SATIN FINISH.
( phone )
EXCUSE ME.
HELLO.
YEAH, IT'S ME.
YOU KNOW THAT RUSSKI, VALERY, WORKS FOR SLAVA ?
HE OWES SIL FIVE GRAND.
For that other thing, you know.
I need you to go pick it up tomorrow.
WHY DON'T SIL GO ?
I'M SENDING HIM HOME, HE'S DYING FROM THE FLU.
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU, TON'.
HE'S SICK, HE'S GOT THE FLU !
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE MY MOTHER TO SOCIAL SECURITY TOMORROW.
So, you do it after.
The guy's in Fairlawn.
327 DEXTER AVENUE, NUMBER SIX.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE DEAL WITH THESE PEOPLE.
YOU WANNA GUESS ?
They make us money.
THANK YOU.
AND THE FAMILY'S WELL ?
HONESTLY, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT OUR DAUGHTER.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ?
SHE'S DATING A BOY...
THE SON OF SOME FRIENDS OF THE FAMILY ACTUALLY.
I THINK I MENTIONED HIM TO YOU.
I DON'T KNOW,
I GUESS I'M NOT AS OPTIMISTIC AS I ONCE WAS.
SHE WAS DATING A DIFFERENT BOY,
A YOUNG AFRICAN-AMERICAN MAN ?
YEAH, THEY BROKE UP.
ACTUALLY HE BROKE IT OFF WITH HER.
BELIEVE THAT ?
YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY GIVE HIM MUCH CHOICE, TONY.
SO NOW I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR HER BEING WITH JACKIE.
I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SO MEAN TO HIM
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE SHE MIGHT NOT BE WITH THIS ONE.
I FIND IT VERY INTERESTING
THAT YOU'RE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITHOUT RANCOR.
ACTUALLY WE HAVEN'T BEEN ARGUING AS MUCH LATELY.
IT'S THE THERAPY.
WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO COMMUNICATE.
18 DOUBLE WORD SCORE, THAT'S 36.
NO SPANISH.
SPANISH ?
OH-BLEEK-AY ?
OBLIQUE.
INDIRECT, NOT STRAIGHTFORWARD.
COME ON, YOU'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'M NOT AN ENGLISH MAJOR.
AS IN, HOW 'BOUT GIVING ME SOME ?
JACKIE, I'M SICK.
I KNOW, I'M ONLY KIDDING.
UNLESS YOU WANT TO.
JACKIE.
I'M KIDDING, KIDDING.
WANNA DO SOME X ?
I'M ALREADY TAKING NYQUIL.
TIRED ?
ACTUALLY I AM KINDA WIPED.
MIND IF WE FINISH THIS TOMORROW ?
OKAY.
WOW, YOU'RE BURNING UP.
I'LL COME BY TOMORROW NIGHT AND BRING YOU SOME ECHINACEA.
YOU'RE LEAVING ?
I BETTER LET YOU GET SOME SLEEP.
THE RUSSIANS ? THEY'RE NOT ALL BAD.
HOW ABOUT THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS ?
COCKSUCKERS MOVED NUCLEAR WARHEADS INTO CUBA,
POINTED 'EM RIGHT AT US.
THAT WAS REAL ?
I SAW THAT MOVIE, I THOUGHT IT WAS ***.
WHO IS ?
( Paulie ) KGB, OPEN UP.
WE DIDN'T WAKE YOU, DID WE ?
OR THE OTHER 30 PEOPLE WHO LIVE HERE ?
YOU WANT ?
LITTLE EARLY, NO ?
LOOK AT THIS ***, TV,
STEREO, DVD.
THE ***'S THIS ?
UNIVERSAL REMOTE.
UNIVERSAL REMOTE.
PROBABLY WIPED YOUR *** BARE HANDED
TILL YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY.
SO VALERY, YOU GOT SILVIO'S MONEY ?
*** SILVIO.
WATCH IT, COMRADE.
MONEY IS ON ENTERTAINMENT CENTER.
BETTER NOT BE ANY RUBLES IN THERE.
PUT REMOTE ON DOCKING STATION.
WHAT ?
UNIVERSAL REMOTE...
PUT DOWN ON DOCKING STATION.
LISTEN TO THIS PRICK GIVING ORDERS.
YOU GOT SOME BALLS, MY FRIEND.
OOPS.
PAULIE.
WHAT ? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
AY, YOU WANT TO *** HERE, *** ?
YOU COME TO MY HOUSE !
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME ?!
PAULIE, PAULIE, WHERE THE *** ARE YOU ?!
( coughing )
WHAT THE *** ?! WHAT'D YOU DO ?!
WHAT'D, I HAVE A CHOICE ?
I THINK HE'S DYING.
MUST'VE CRACKED HIS WINDPIPE.
THAT'S IT FOR HIM.
WHAT ARE YOU, A *** DOCTOR NOW ?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?
PULL THE CAR AROUND.
"I'M FEELING VERY SHEEPISH."
ABOUT THE OTHER DAY.
I HAD NO RIGHT TO EVEN ANSWER YOUR PHONE.
IT'S ALRIGHT.
I'M SORRY I LIED.
YOU GONNA OPEN IT ?
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S FROM MOROCCO.
MM-HMM.
NOW I FEEL LIKE A JERK, I GOT NOTHING FOR YOU.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
( phone )
NO, I GOTTA SEE WHO THIS IS.
OH !
I GOTTA TAKE THIS.
YEAH.
( Paulie ) Ton', it's me.
WE SAW THAT GUY, BUT WE HAD A PROBLEM.
IT GOT A LITTLE PHYSICAL.
YOU WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO PICK UP THE MONEY.
WE DID, BUT HE STARTED GIVING US SOME ***.
THE PRICK SUCKER-PUNCHED ME.
Hang on.
What ?
HANG ON.
WHERE ARE YOU NOW ?
Rest stop, Garden State.
WHERE'S THE GUY ?
WITH THE LUGGAGE.
ARE YOU *** KIDDING ME ?
YOU'RE BREAKING UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
I SAID, ARE YOU *** KIDDING ME ?!
IT GOT BAD, T, WE HAD NO CHOICE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET SLAVA LATER.
WHAT THE *** AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO HIM ?
It's okay, nobody was around.
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO ?
YOU USE YOUR OWN JUDGMENT.
BUT WHATEVER YOU DECIDE,
YOU DO IT WAY THE *** AWAY FROM ME, YOU UNDERSTAND ?
( beeping )
*** !
THAT WAS A BIG WASTE OF WATER.
LOOK, IT WAS JUST SOME WORK ***, OKAY ?
YOU GOT TIME FOR LUNCH ?
YOU ARE MY LUNCH.
I GOTTA GET BACK.
HOW 'BOUT DINNER ?
WHAT DO YOU GOT IN MIND ?
9:00, MY HOUSE.
YOU LIKE LONDON BROIL ?
YEAH.
WE COULD DUMP HIM DOWN THE SHORE.
IT'S TOO LIGHT OUT, WE SHOULD WAIT.
THEY GOT A ROY ROGERS OVER THERE, YOU HUNGRY ?
FIRST THING'S FIRST, CHRISSY.
I KNOW, I'M JUST SAYING, I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST.
MOST IMPORTANT MEAL.
HOW YOU DOING ?
LET'S TAKE HIM DOWN TO PINE BARRENS.
THAT'S SOUTH JERSEY.
IT'S PERFECT,
IT'S ***' DESERTED DOWN THERE.
WE TAKE HIM IN THE WOODS, DIG A HOLE,
END OF STORY.
WITH ***' SNOW ALL OVER THE GROUND ?
THAT'S SOME HARD ***.
I GOT A SHOVEL I USE FOR DIGGING THE CAR OUT.
BEST PART IS, WE'LL BE LIKE 20 MINUTES FROM A.C.
WE CAN GET A ROOM, FRESHEN UP, LITTLE BLACKJACK.
*** THAT, I GOTTA EAT SOMETHING.
WE'LL GO TO MORTON'S, HAVE A STEAK.
THIS WAY THE DAY WON'T BE A TOTAL LOSS.
( grumbling )
THINGS WITH YOU AND CARMELA SEEM TO BE GOING WELL.
IT'S THE THERAPY.
LOOK, I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU.
I'M SEEING SOMEBODY.
A PATIENT OF YOURS.
GLORIA TRILLO.
WHY GLORIA ?
WHY NOT ?
SHE'S SMART, SHE'S SEXY, SHE'S ITALIAN.
ITALIAN ?
STICK TO YOUR OWN KIND, YOU KNOW.
WHAT IS THIS, "WEST SIDE STORY" NOW ?
DO YOU THINK HAVING MET HER IN THERAPY
HOLDS ANY SIGNIFICANCE ?
MAYBE SHE REMINDS ME OF YOU.
OKAY.
HOW ?
SMART, SEXY,
SHE'S ITALIAN.
SHE'S ACTUALLY NOTHING LIKE YOU.
WELL...
MAYBE A LITTLE.
WHO ELSE THEN ?
YOU BOTH GOT GREAT LEGS.
KEEP JOKING, IT'S YOUR DIME.
DON'T GET JEALOUS.
IT WAS YOUR FAULT WE MET IN THE FIRST PLAC
THE SCHEDULING MIX-UP ?
POINT IS, SHE MAKES ME HAPPY.
DOES SHE SEEM HAPPY TO YOU ?
WHEN SHE'S WITH ME.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ?
SO AM I.
DO YOU THINK LYING TO CARMELA IN THERAPY
IS THE BEST THING FOR YOUR PANIC ATTACKS ?
THINGS ARE GOING GOOD BETWEEN ME AND CARM,
YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.
YEAH, IT'S ALL PREDICTED ON A LIE.
PREDICATED ON MY ***, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ?
I'M CONTENT, I'M RELAXED.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS I'M A BETTER HUSBAND AND A BETTER FATHER.
IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH...
AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY WIFE,
BEING WITH GLORIA MAKES ME HAPPIER
THAN ALL YOUR PROZAC AND YOUR THERAPY ***
COMBINED.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
I THINK WE SHOULD'VE ATE.
YA !
***'S STILL ALIVE !
LOOK AT THIS, HE CHEWED THROUGH THE TAPE.
*** PIECE *** !
KEEP HOLLERIN', I'LL PUT ONE IN YOUR HEAD.
*** YOU *** MOTHER !
GET THE SHOVEL, CHRISSY.
***' FREEZING OUT HERE.
HEY ***,
DON'T YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO WEAR PAJAMAS
IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER ?
THINK THIS IS FAR ENOUGH ?
IT'LL DO.
THE *** YOU DOING ?
YOU THINK WE'RE DIGGING THE HOLE ?
THAT'S RIGHT, ***-HEAD,
GET TO WORK.
I KNOW THE GROUND'S KINDA HARD,
BUT GIVE IT SOME OF THAT SIBERIAN ACTION.
SHUT UP.
THE ***'S HE SAYING ?
WHO GIVES A ***.
KEEP DIGGING.
NOT THAT IT MATTERS NOW,
BUT WE DIDN'T COME TO YOUR HOUSE TO KILL YOU.
THAT MOUTH OF YOURS,
YOU GOTTA LEARN TO SHUT THE *** UP.
SO, HOW FAR IS IT TO ATLANTIC CITY ?
*** !
AH, *** !
WHAT THE *** ?
I GOT HIM, DIDN'T I ?
YEAH, *** !
MAYBE HE'S STUNNED.
HOW BAD IS IT ?
COUPLE OF STITCHES, HANG ON,
WE'LL FINISH HIM UP, WE'LL COVER HIM WITH SNOW.
YOU SEE WHICH WAY HE WENT ?
HE'S GOTTA BE CLOSE.
HALF HIS HEAD'S PROBABLY HANGING OFF.
THERE'S SOME BLOOD OVER THERE.
WHERE IS THIS PRICK ?
YOU SURE I HIT HIM IN THE HEAD ?
YEAH, ***' POSITIVE.
I DON'T SEE ANY MORE BLOOD.
IT'S LIKE THE TRAIL JUST ENDED.
( music playing )
ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME FOR DINNER ?
YEAH.
ALRIGHT, I'M GOING TO THE MARKET.
MAYBE IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU CUT THE HEAD OFF A CHICKEN,
HOW THEY KEEP RUNNIN'.
( phone )
***' BELIEVE THIS ?
HELLO ?
WHERE THE *** YOU BEEN ?
WE'RE DOWN THE PINE BARRENS.
DID YOU WRAP THE PACKAGE ?
NOT YET.
WE WERE ABOUT TO, WE HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM.
WHAT PROBLEM ?
THE PACKAGE HIT CHRISSY WITH AN IMPLEMENT AND RAN OFF.
Ran off ?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS, YOU KNOW...
We thought it was, T.
( static ) It's complicated, we're looking for it now.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU'RE BREAKING UP.
I SAID WE'RE LOOKING FOR IT.
( female interrupting ) It's like she gets sciatica, the whole world grinds--
( Tony ) ... could surive ?
THE PACKAGE ?
IS THERE ANY WAY THE PACKAGE COULD SURVIVE ?
( breaking up ) Ton' !
GODDAMNIT !
IS THERE ANY WAY THE PACKAGE COULD SURVIVE ?!
NO T, NO *** WAY.
( male interference ) It's my life and I'll live it any way I please.
*** !
WHAT ?
I GOT A MEETING WITH SLAVA !
I COULD BE WALKING INTO A ***' BUZZSAW !
T ?
T, HELLO ?
***.
WHAT'D HE SAY ?
I DUNNO,
HE'S ALL *** WORRIED ABOUT THIS SLAVA ***.
I KNOW WE'RE DOING WORK WITH THIS GUY.
BUT YOU GOTTA WONDER WHAT TONY'S GOT GOING.
NONE OF OUR ***' BUSINESS, IS IT ?
I'M A *** CAPTAIN.
YOU GOT A MATCH ?
MY LIGHTER'S IN THE CAR.
MINE, TOO.
I'M NOT DRESSED FOR THIS ***.
HE'S GOTTA BE DEAD BY NOW, RIGHT ?
HOW COULD HE NOT BE ?
*** IT, LET'S JUST GO.
SQUIRRELS WILL EAT HIM ANYWAY.
WHERE'D WE PARK ?
BACK THERE, HALF A MILE OR SO.
YOU SURE ? 'CAUSE I THOUGHT WE KINDA LOOPED AROUND.
FOUR YEARS IN THE ARMY, KID.
WE JUST FOLLOW OUR OWN FOOTPRINTS, C'MON.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WE WALKED IN A CIRCLE.
HOW'S THAT ***' POSSIBLE ?!
ALRIGHT, LET'S REASON THIS OUT.
WE WERE DRIVING SOUTH
AND THE SUN'S SETTING THERE.
WHAT GOOD'S THAT DO US ?
AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT DIRECTION WE'RE HEADED.
YEAH, BUT WE'RE STILL ***' LOST !
WE'RE NOT LOST.
STOP GETTING CUNTY.
( knocking ) SLAVA.
TONY.
TONY, COME IN.
COME IN.
MY DAUGHTER ILANA.
SAY HELLO TO MR. SOPRANO.
HELLO.
HOW YOU DOING ?
GO TO DRUGSTORE, BUY SOME CANDY.
BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
BRILLIANT STUDENT.
ONE DAY SHE GOES TO HARVARD IN MASSACHUSETTS,
MAYBE.
FAMILY...
NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT.
THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA PLAN AHEAD.
THERE'S 200 IN HERE.
OKAY.
SAME DRILL, TO ISLE OF MAN,
FOUR DAYS, CLEAN AS WHISTLE.
WE DRINK.
SO, WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND ?
VALERY ?
WHO KNOWS ?
HE GIVE SILVIO THE MONEY, YES ?
'CAUSE I TOLD HIM.
I DON'T KNOW, I WASN'T THERE.
SALUT.
HO, THAT'S YOU AND HIM, AIN'T IT ?
HE WAS LIKE BROTHER TO ME...
CLOSER THAN BROTHER.
BUT NOW HE'S TRAGIC FIGURE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
THE ALCOHOL, THE DRUGS.
DISGRACES TO HIS FAMILY.
HE BREAKS MY HEART.
MAYBE YOU COULD SEND HIM TO A.A.
IN CHECHNYA HE SAVES MY LIFE.
YOU'RE...
VERY EMOTIONAL.
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.
TAKE IT EASY, WE'LL FIND IT.
I'M DIZZY,
MY ***' HEAD IS KILLING ME.
( phone )
HELLO ?
( Tony ) It's a bad connection so I'm gonna talk fast.
THE GUY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS SOME KIND OF EX-COMMANDO OR SOME ***.
HE KILLED 16 CHECHEN REBELS SINGLE HDED.
T ?
T, THAT YOU ?
AH, DAMNIT.
I DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID, TON'.
IT'S A BAD CONNECTION, SO I'M GONNA TALK FAST.
THE GUY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS AN EX-COMMANDO.
HE KILLED 16 CHECHEN REBELS SINGLE HANDED.
GET THE *** OUTTA HERE.
Yeah, nice, huh ?
HE WAS WITH THE INTERIOR MINISTRY.
GUY'S SOME KIND OF RUSSIAN GREEN BERET.
THIS GUY CANNOT COME BACK
TO TELL THIS STORY, YOU UNDERSTAND ?
I HEAR YOU.
( breaking up ) I'm serious, Paulie.
TON' ?
TON', YOU THERE ?
***-- *** !
CALL ME BACK !
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
HE KILLED 16 CZECHOSLOVAKIANS.
GUY WAS AN INTERIOR DECORATOR.
HIS HOUSE LOOKED LIKE ***.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR IT ?
TWIG SNAPPIN'.
YOU SAID YOURSELF I HIT HIM IN THE HEAD.
***' RASPUTIN, THIS GUY.
( twig snapping )
SEE ?
C'MON, HE'S RUNNING.
( gunshots )
OH !
OH, *** !
*** *** !
PAULIE, COME ON, I THINK I GOT HIM !
IF WE WERE TRYING WE WOULDN'T HAVE COME CLOSE.
I LOST MY SHOE.
( sniffling )
( phone )
HELLO ?
It's me.
HOW YOU FEELING ?
LIKE ***.
WHEN ARE YOU COMING OVER ?
I GOTTA GET MY MOTHER'S CAR INSPECTED.
AT NIGHT ?
MY FRIEND'S A MECHANIC.
IT'S THE ONLY TIME HE CAN DO IT.
I'M SO BUMMED, I REALLY MISS YOU.
CAN'T YOU DO IT TOMORROW ?
I can't.
MY MOTHER NEEDS THE CAR
AND I GOTTA MOVE ALL OF DOV'S *** OUT OF HERE.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OKAY ?
YEAH, OKAY, BYE.
THIS IS NO *** JOKE HERE.
I COULD LOSE A FOOT.
IT'S NUMB, HUH ?
THE *** YOU THINK ?
HOW COULD WE BE LOST LIKE THIS ?
WE'RE IN *** NEW JERSEY.
SOUTH JERSEY.
MAYBE WE SHOULD EAT SOME OF THESE BERRIES.
ARE YOU NUTS ?
*** LIKE THAT COULD BE POISONOUS, YOU DON'T KNOW.
C'MON.
THE ***'S THAT ?
LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK.
( Paulie ) AH !
THERE'S ***' GRAVEL UNDER THIS SNOW !
THE BACK WHEELS ARE GONE.
THANK YOU, GOD !
MY *** EARS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GONNA FALL OFF.
*** YOUR EARS.
GET ME SOMETHING FOR MY FOOT !
OOH.
JESUS, THAT PRICK REALLY BRAINED ME.
I GOTTA SIT WITH MY FOOT UNDER MY THIGH.
USE MY OWN BODY HEAT, THAT'S THE TRICK.
WHAT IF THIS GUY'S NOT DEAD, PAULIE ?
HE'S *** DEAD.
I KNOW, BUT 16 CZECHOSLOVAKIANS !
HE'S TRAINED FOR THIS ***.
THAT'S LIKE "DIE HARD" ***.
I HEARD ON THE NEWS IT'S SUPPOSED TO SNOW AGAIN LATER THIS WEEK.
YOU KNOW THE WEATHER REPORT IN MEXICO ?
CHILI TODAY, HOT TAMALE ?
YOU HEARD IT BEFORE ?
HMM.
IT'S AN OLD JOKE, A.J.
EGON KOSMA SAID HE MADE IT UP.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY ?
LATE LUNCH.
COULD BE HIM OUT THERE, STALKING US.
WITH WHAT, HIS *** ?
THINK ABOUT IT, CHRISSY.
EVEN IF HE'S ALIVE,
HE'S UNARMED AND BLEEDING LIKE A SIEVE.
HE'S IN THE WOODS, HE'S IN HIS PAJAMAS.
IT'S THE *** YUKON OUT THERE.
PROBABLY THINKS WE LEFT ANYWAY.
IF HE'S ALIVE, WHICH HE AIN'T !
WHAT'S THAT ?
NATHAN'S BAG.
THERE'S SOME KETCHUPS AND ***.
THEY CLEAN ?
I DUNNO, THEY WERE IN THE BAG.
THEY WERE A LITTLE HALF-WAY FROZEN.
*** IT, GIMME SOME.
HERE.
NOT BAD.
MIX IT WITH THE RELISH.
IT'S NANA AND GRANDPA.
MA, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE ?
THREE HOURS AT THE EYE DOCTOR.
GLAUCOMA.
I MAY NEED AN OPERATION.
OH, MY GOD.
C'MON, SIT DOWN.
YOU HUNGRY, YOU WANT TO EAT ?
WHO COULD EAT AFTER NEWS LIKE THAT ?
I'LL MAKE SOME COFFEE.
( phone )
HELLO.
IT'S ME.
Where are you ?
WE'RE STILL HERE.
And ?
NO GOOD.
THAT'S REALLY ***' GREAT.
THAT LANGUAGE, IS THAT NECESSARY ?
Listen Ton', we're really lost.
WE BEEN WALKING AROUND FOR HOURS.
I LOST MY SHOE.
WE FOUND SOME OLD TRUCK.
A TRUCK.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE *** YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
How 'bout some advice ?
What ?!
HOW 'BOUT SOME ADVICE ?
YOU WANT MY ADVICE ?
YOU STAY THERE TILL THE MORNING AND THEN YOU FIND THIS GUY.
( echoing ) We're trying !
*** *** PHONE !
Thanks, Ton', thanks a lot.
Oh, I should be happy about this ?
NO, IT'S JUST...
YOUR NEPHEW,
SOMETIMES HE DON'T THINK BEFORE HE ACTS.
THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY.
I THOUGHT THE GUY SUCKER PUNCHED YOU.
He did.
IT'S JUST...
WE'LL TALK LATER.
YOU'RE HAVING COFFEE, RIGHT ?
MY FATHER HAS GLAUCOMA.
( phone )
It's Jackie, leave a message.
( answering machine beeping )
IT'S ME AGAIN.
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA CALL.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU ?
( knocking )
HI AMBUJAM,
I'M REALLY SORRY,
I NEED TO BORROW YOUR CAR.
( knocking )
( knocking )
IF I WANTED TO BE TREATED LIKE *** I'D GET MARRIED.
I'M SORRY.
SOMETHING CAME UP.
DINNER IS *** RUINED.
WE'LL GO OUT.
ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
C'MON, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
INCONSIDERATE PRICK.
I SAID I WAS SORRY.
IT WAS FAMILY ***.
IT COULDN'T BE AVOIDED.
LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE THREE HOURS AGO.
I KNOW.
I'M HERE NOW, AREN'T I ?
HMM ?
( twig snapping )
THIS IS *** *** !
IT WAS SILVIO'S MONEY, HE SHOULD'VE GOT IT HIMSELF !
*** GOT THE SNIFFLES,
AND WE'RE STUCK OUT HERE !
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT THE GUY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN THERE !
***' INSULT
HE EVEN GIVES ME THIS ***, YOUR UNCLE.
YEAH, BLAME TONY NOW.
YOU HAD TO HEAR HIM ON THE PHONE BEFORE.
TALKING TO ME LIKE A CHILD.
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE MONEY I MADE FOR HIM OVER THE YEARS ?
OR HIS OLD MAN BEFORE HIM ?
HE'S LIVING LIKE A *** KING
AND NOW ALL I HEAR ABOUT IS *** RALPHIE.
I'M GOING TO SLEEP.
LET ME GET SOME OF THAT CARPET.
I BEEN WORKING ON A PLAN.
A PLAN ?
WE'RE IN A TRUCK, RIGHT ?
IT HAD TO GET HERE SOMEHOW,
THERE'S GOTTA BE A ROAD OUT.
IT'S GROWN OVER, IT STOPS AT THOSE TREES.
GIVE ME YOUR SHOES, I CAN GO GET HELP.
*** YOU, YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME HERE.
YOU DON'T TRUST ME ?
IT'S STUPID, PITCH DARK OUT THERE.
AND WHAT'S YOUR *** PLAN ?!
EAT KETCHUP PACKS ?!
WE SHOULD'VE STOPPED AT ROY ROGERS !
AND I SHOULDN'T *** DALE EVANS, BUT I DIDN'T !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
CALLING TONY AGAIN.
YOU'RE GONNA *** HIM OFF, PAULIE.
*** HIM !
WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT HERE.
( phone )
OH, *** !
YEAH.
It's me.
WHAT NOW ?
What now ?
Chrissy's head is bleeding and I'm freezing to death,
that's what's *** now.
HEY, TAKE IT EASY !
I'M THROUGH TAKING IT EASY.
WE'RE *** STARVING OUT HERE.
What do you want me to do about it ?
COME *** GET US !
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE *** YOU ARE !
Exit 12.
WHAT ?
EXIT ***' 12.
PIKE'S HOLLOW OR SOME ***.
PIKE'S HOLLOW.
THERE'S A DIRT ROAD AT THE TURNOFF.
WE'RE PARKED ABOUT A MILE IN
near some picnic tables.
AND WHEN I FIND THE CAR, THEN WHAT ?
I don't know, start yellin' !
We're in a truck.
That dirt road might be the same one we're on.
PUT MY NEPHEW ON THE PHONE.
( interference )
HERE.
YEAH, T.
Are you alright ?
I DON'T KNOW, MY HEAD'S KILLING ME.
I can't hear you.
MY HEAD HURTS, I THINK I GOT A CONCUSSION.
ALRIGHT, JUST STAY CALM.
BRING SOME FOOD, ALRIGHT ?
SOME *** SHOES, TOO.
ALRIGHT, HANG IN THERE.
I GOTTA GO.
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?
IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ?
WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M SOME *** *** ?
JUST CALM DOWN.
YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST GONNA COME OVER HERE AND *** ME ?!
YOU KNOW WHAT ? I DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS ***.
OH, NOW YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE, YOU LOW-LIFE PIECE OF *** !
YOU KNOW WHAT ? HERE !
TAKE YOUR *** DINNER !
I *** HATE YOU !
I KNOW HE'S CHEATING ON ME.
I COULD HEAR IT IN HIS VOICE.
CAR INSPECTION ?
IT'S ***.
WHAT IF HE'S NOT THOUGH ?
DOING THIS WOULD MAKE ME AS BAD AS HE IS.
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.
( door slamming )
HEY.
SORRY I HAD TO WAKE YOU.
*** CHEMO.
I'M AWAKE THROWING UP HALF THE NIGHT ANYWAY.
DID YOU CALL BOBBY ?
HE'S ON HIS WAY.
WHAT'VE YOU BEEN EATING, STEAK ?
NO--
I DUNNO.
I NEED TO BORROW A SHIRT.
YOU WANT SOME TEA ?
NO.
( door slamming )
( hysterical laughing )
*** THIS !
WHERE YOU GOING ?
IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH YOU WAKE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
I GOTTA GET MY BALLS BROKEN TOO ?
GO WITH MY NEPHEW, DO WHAT HE SAYS.
I GOTTA CHANGE MY SHIRT.
I GOT MY LIMITS TOO, JR.
BE STRONG.
( Jackie Jr. ) YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ?
ME, TOO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW ?
YEAH, OF COURSE I DID.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
I LOVED YOU.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?
*** YOU, ***.
WHAT'D YOU SAY ?!
DON'T EVER CALL ME AGAIN !
MEADOW, WAIT.
( engine starting )
YEAH, YOU BETTER LEAVE, *** !
WHAT THE *** IS THE MATTER WITH YOU ?!
THAT'S TONY SOPRANO'S DAUGHTER !
OH, WHAT DO I CARE, *** ?!
***' ***.
GODDAMNIT !
YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT THIS *** ?
THE WOODS AND HUNTING ?
MY DAD AND ME USED TO GO EVERY YEAR.
I'M SORRY I LAUGHED AT YOU BEFORE.
IT'S ALRIGHT.
ONE TIME WE WENT HUNTING...
WE SAW A SIGN THAT SAID, "BEAR LEFT,"
SO WE WENT HOME.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW I APPRECIATE YOU TAKING CARE OF MY UNCLE.
YEAH, I KNOW.
HE REALLY LOVES YOU, YOU KNOW THAT ?
C'MON, THAT OLD PRICK ?
I'M SERIOUS.
HE TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.
I KNOW YOU HAD YOUR PROBLEMS BUT, I DUNNO...
I WISH HE WAS MY UNCLE SOMETIMES.
( shivering )
WHAT TIME IS IT ?
4:30.
WHERE THE *** IS HE ?
WHAT ARE THOSE, TIC-TACS ?!
I JUST FOUND 'EM.
I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD 'EM ON ME.
YOU HAD TIC-TACS ALL ALONG ? GIVE ME SOME !
THERE AIN'T NO MORE, I ATE 'EM.
SELFISH PRICK, I'M DYING HERE !
THEN *** DIE ALREADY.
WHERE YOU GOING ? DON'T GO OUT THERE !
I'M EATING THOSE BERRIES.
I'M TELLING YOU, THEY'RE POISON !
I DON'T GIVE A ***, AT LEAST I WON'T DIE HUNGRY.
YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE ?
YEAH, PIKE'S HOLLOW.
ONE MILE IN, BY THE PICNIC TABLE.
WHERE'S THEIR CAR, THOUGH ?
MAYBE THEY LEFT.
THEY WOULDN'T LEAVE WITHOUT CALLING.
LET ME TRY HIM AGAIN.
( phone ringing )
TONY ?
( breaking up ) Paulie, we're by the...
TON', I CAN'T HEAR YOU !
We're gonna...
( phone beeping )
*** *** !
THAT TONY ? WHAT'D HE SAY ?
I DON'T KNOW !
( urinating )
HO !
DO THAT BY YOUR OWN WINDOW !
I DON'T WANNA SMELL YOUR ***.
*** YOU.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
YOU HEARD ME.
DON'T MAKE ME PULL RANK ON YOU, KID.
*** YOU, PAULIE.
CAPTAIN OR NO CAPTAIN,
RIGHT NOW WE'RE JUST TWO *** LOST IN THE WOODS.
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, CHRISSY AND GO BACK TO *** SLEEP !
WHY, SO YOU COULD CHOKE ME ?
WHAT ?
YOU THINK I'M STUPID.
I HEARD YOU ON THE PHONE TRYING TO BLAME THIS ON ME.
THE *** YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
YOU *** UP WITH THE RUSSIAN PRICK,
NOW YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT TONY.
YOU'LL WAIT TILL I'M ASLEEP,
THEN YOU'LL CHOKE ME, SO HE'LL JUST HAVE YOUR VERSION.
CHOKE YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU *** !
I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE, YOU ONE-SHOE *** !
PUT IT DOWN, CHRISSY.
YOU KNOW HOW FAST I CAN RUN.
I'LL LEAVE YOU IN THE *** DUST !
ALL THE *** WE BEEN THROUGH.
YOU THINK I'D REALLY KILL YOU ?
YEAH, I DO.
( laughing )
PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LEAVE ME HERE.
I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU.
( laughing )
( honking ) PAULIE !
CHRISTOPHER !
WHAT DO YOU THINK, WHAT SHOULD WE DO ?
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
WE'LL WAIT TILL IT'S LIGHT,
THEN WE'LL HEAD IN.
( thermometer beeping )
1-0-1.
LET'S GET SOME FLUIDS IN YOU,
WE'LL SEND YOU HOME LATER.
OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY ?
SHE WAS OUT ALL NIGHT, I COULDN'T STOP HER.
IT'S OVER.
HE WAS CHEATING ON ME.
HOLY ***.
WE DROVE OUT TO JERSEY,
I CAUGHT THEM TOGETHER.
SHE WAS A REAL ***, TOO.
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE PRESSURED HIM LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM, MEADOW.
I MEAN, HE WAS CUTE,
BUT HE WAS REALLY BORING.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DID.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GROW UP WHERE WE DID !
WHATEVER, MEAD, HE WAS SUCH A DRIP.
NO, ME WASN'T, HE WAS GREAT !
( sobbing )
BRUNO MAGLI OVER HERE.
WHICH WAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
DON'T MATTER TO ME.
I AIN'T STOPPING TILL WE HIT CEMENT.
A LOTTA STRANGE PEOPLE USED TO LIVE IN THESE WOODS.
JACKSON WHITES,
THESE WEIRD LOOKING ALBINOS.
PAULIE !
CHRISTOPHER !
( Paulie ) FIRST PLACE I'M HITTING IS DENNY'S.
I KNOW.
GET LIKE FIVE OF THOSE GRAND SLAM BREAKFASTS.
*** !
WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
*** THING'S LOOSE ALREADY.
*** !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
WHAT IF WE NEED THE BULLETS ?!
THAT'S NO DEER HUNTER.
PAULIE !
CHRISTOPHER !
( distant yelling )
TONY !
OVER HERE !
OVER HERE !
PAULIE ! CHRISTOPHER !
WHERE ARE YOU ?!
( Paulie ) OVER HERE, TONY !
THANK ***' GOD !
YOU GUYS ALRIGHT ?
WHAT THE *** YOU SHOOTIN' AT ?
NOTHING, NEVER MIND.
JESUS CHRIST, LOOK AT YOU TWO !
ALL NIGHT IN THIS ***' HELL HOLE.
ALRIGHT, C'MON.
C'MON, EASY.
IS THIS THE SPOT ?
YEAH, BUT...
MY *** CAR'S GONE.
YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE YOU LEFT IT ?
I'M POSITIVE.
IS THE HEAT ON ?
( Paulie ) JESUS CHRIST, I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES.
YOU GOT ANY BLANKETS ?
( Bacala ) NO, SORRY.
TURN UP THE HEAT, HUH ?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
I ***' LOVED THAT CAR.
PROBABLY KIDS OR SOMETHING.
WHAT IF IT WAS THE GUY ?
YOU GOT THE MONEY ?
IT WAS IN THE CAR.
THAT'S ALL I ASKED YOU TO DO, PAULIE.
I'M SORRY, T, IT COULDN'T BE HELPED.
THE GUY ***' LUNGED AT US.
LISTEN, TON', I KNOW I *** UP, BUT--
IT'S OKAY, REALLY.
JUST FORGET IT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
YOU WANNA LOOK FOR THIS GUY OR WHAT ?
YOU TELL ME.
IS IT WORTH IT ?
I HIT HIM IN THE HEAD, TON'.
I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.
IS IT POSSIBLE THIS *** MADE IT OUTTA HERE ALIVE ?
IT'S HARD TO SAY.
FLESH WOUND MAYBE, HEAD SHOT, I DON'T KNOW.
ON THE OTHER HAND, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
YOU'RE A CAPTAIN,
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO ?
*** IT, LET'S GO HOME.
ALRIGHT.
BUT LET'S BE CLEAR ON THIS RIGHT NOW.
IF THIS *** CRAWLS OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK
HE'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.
YOU DEAL WITH SLAVA, YOU TAKE THE HEAT,
YOU PAY THE PRICE.
CAPISCE ?
FINE.
YOU GOT MAYONNAISE ON YOUR CHIN.
WHAT ?
MAYONNAISE, MAYONNAISE !
( opera music playing )
I'M TELLING YOU, SOMETHING'S *** UP HERE.
BECAUSE ONE MINUTE SHE'S FINE,
NEXT MINUTE SHE'S A ***' LUNATIC !
I ASKED YOU WHETHER OR NOT
SHE SEEMED LIKE A HAPPY PERSON.
OH, AND BY THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW
SHE'S GONNA THROW A ***' ROAST BEEF AT MY HEAD ?!
READ INTO THINGS HOWEVER YOU CHOOSE.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING GOTTA BE SO HARD ?
I'M NOT SAYING I'M PERFECT,
BUT I DO THE RIGHT THING BY MY FAMILY.
DOESN'T THAT COUNT FOR ANYTHING ?
I THINK WE SHOULD DISCUSS
WHAT ATTRACTED YOU TO GLORIA IN THE FIRST PLACE.
WE BEEN THROUGH THAT ALREADY.
AND IRINA BEFORE HER.
DEPRESSIVE PERSONALITY, UNSTABLE,
IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE.
DOES THAT REMIND YOU OF ANY OTHER WOMAN ?
( opera music playing )
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