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Check. Looking good.
Looking good here.
I'd like to thank you all for your cooperation...
...but since your cooperation is mandatory, no thanks seems necessary.
Keep it moving. That's it.
I see you've flown a million miles with us.
You don't fly very often, do you?
Keep it moving, there you go. Let's keep it moving.
Keep in mind that all carry-ons must fit in the overhead compartment.
I have just been informed that there are no overhead compartments. Well, carry on.
Good.
Nothing to see here. That screen is for me to look at, not you.
So keep it moving and stop looking!
That's right.
To those traveling with small children, good luck with that.
[inaudible]
In order to keep you safe,
I have been programmed to recognize all forms of suspicious human behaviors...
...including sweating, blinking, talking, laughing, and breathing.
You're all acting very suspicious.
Okay, okay, let's keep it moving, keep it moving, unless they stop the line again.
What are they doing up there?!
You'll get there, promise.
Looking good here.
Thanks for stopping by! Good to see ya. How are the kids? Fine game last night, huh?
Nice weather we're having.
Just trying out my new small talk program, seems to be working.
Heh-heh, honestly, I don't know how you humans do it.
How you doing? Keep moving.
Hey, I'm afraid your flight has been canceled.
I'm kidding, it's just delayed, indefinitely.
Totally kidding, it's on time. I guess. What flight are you?
Alright, keep it moving.
Excuse me, uh, um, excuse me.
Did anyone drive here today in a brown landspeeder, model X-34?
If you did, an angry little green guy just handed me a note for you.
It says "parked in my space you are, have you towed, I will."
Okay. Check.
You would not believe what some humans try to get away with. The other day...
...a woman tried to waltz past me with 2 cinnamon buns in her hair.
Everyone knows there's no food allowed past this point. They know that.
And you're moving, keeping it moving, always moving!
Sometimes stopping, but better when moving.
Alright, keep it moving, one foot in front of the other. If that's the way you're built.
That's it.
Wait, please direct your attention to the scanner.
The blue scan indicates that you've contracted Dagobah Smallpox.
Don't panic, droids are immune. I'll be fine.
Keep moving.
Keep it moving, humans, and try to act less suspicious. Thank you.
Hmm, you have that wild-eyed look of a Corellian smuggler.
Or even worse, a tourist.
Are you sure you're not Rodian because you're coming up green on my scanner.
Keep walking in the same direction, that's right.
Parents, you may be asked to prove that your small children are not Jawas...
...thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Hi there, how are you doing? I hope you have a nice tour.
I hear the cold vacuum of space is beautiful this time of year. Enjoy it.
Ma'am, your Wookie will have to enter in a separate line. Oh, that's your husband.
I apologize.
Let's keep it moving, let's keep it tight.
Security is a very serious business. I do not have time to joke around, if I did...
...I would tell you a very funny one about a Tusken Raider, a Jawa, and an [Apolesh?]...
...walking into a cantina, but I don't, so I won't. So move it along.
Good. As you walk through the scanner, just act natural. Not like you're acting right now.
Thank you.
Alright, keep the line moving!
Don't even think about trying to get away with anything, I'm watching you, always watching you.
Especially you, and you, not you, but now I am. That's right.
There you go.
Switching to complimentary mode.
Well, don't you look nice! That is a great outfit!
Is that your original head? It's quite becoming.
Move along.
Please refrain from waving, this disrupts the circuitry,
as well as possibly the nose of the person standing near you. Thank you.
Keep it moving.
Where you headed? Just far as [inaudible].
Well, have a nice flight. [chuckling]
You look confused.
I've heard you humans carry a lot of baggage.
I'm not programmed to deal with your personal problems, so keep it moving.
Hey, I may look like I'm looking directly at you...
...but I'm actually looking at that over there. One of my many skills, yes. I totally saw that.
Keep it moving. Good. Okay.
I'm sorry, but you may not bring your Jawa through here.
Oh, those are your younglings! Move along.
Oh, wow. Wow, just when you think you've seen it all, one of those!
Heh-heh. Carry on.
The ultimate job security is a job insecurity. Yep, that's why I'm always here. Always.
Attention, humans, there are no liquids allowed in-flight.
The shuttle was built by droids, who didn't think to put in a bathroom.
Keep it moving.
I know we're all thinking about heading into space, but right now...
...I want you to be thinking about the space between you and the person in front of you.
Tighten it up, people! All right, keep moving, keep moving.
When you bump into the person in front of you, then you can stop.
Good, check.
According to my scanner, you have a colorful personality.
Move along.
Everything is moving smoothly, and that's the way I like it. Yes, yes, sir.
Well, look at you! You look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark.
Nah, that's just an expression.
Most creatures, including gundarks get very mad if you pull their ears.
You look confused.
Keep it moving and no funny business!
If there's one kind of business I don't like, it's the funny kind.
Good, good.
Wait, put your food away.
No, that's not food. Put your lightsaber away!
Oh, that's a churro. Then put your churro away!
Heh-heh. Churro! That's one of those funny words that just puts a smile on my face.
Hey! What are you looking at? Move along! That's it. Move along.
Moving slowly. There ya go.
If you are in the Coruscant system, stop at Dexter's Diner.
I get a case of oil mentioning it!
If you eat there, you might get a case of something else.
Keep it moving.
Ladies and gentlemen, and [?], put a cap on those liquids, last time my wires got wet...
...I short-circuited and wound up repeating myself every 20 minutes.
It was a nightmare! [inaudible]
Keep it moving, keep it moving!
You don't want to miss the Boonta Eve pod race for this.
[inaudible]
They tell me I need a vacation, but vacations are for the weak.
Sorry, enjoy your vacation.
You know, for a lot of security droids, it's just a job.
But for me, it's just a job.
Keep it moving. There you go.
Humans and humanoids, I'd like to report that all flights are on-time today.
I'd like to report that, but I actually have no information regarding your flights. Sorry.
I'm supposed to report any suspicious-looking humanoids but you all look suspicious to me.