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LOUISE Are we there, yet?
CAIRN Oh my gosh....every trip?
LOUISE Let’s do a selfie!
VICTORIA According to our 1st map, we’re standing at the exact starting point.
Now we just have to find a way inside and get map #2
LOUISE I can’t wait to see what treasure awaits us this time!
CAIRN Your parents always send us on
the best scavenger hunts!
LOUISE I know! They said this one was gonna be a doozy.
CAIRN We can’t just walk into a federal building
and start snooping around.
VICTORIA Hmmm...it seems we’ll have to join the tour group
and figure it out from there.
LOUISE No we won’t!
I got these super-sleuth, slip-on fingerprints from the Stewardess.
CAIRN They like to be called Flight Attendants, now.
LOUISE Okay.
I got these Flight Attendants from the Stewardess.
He said a man slipped him an envelope and some cash
before the flight.
Must’ve been my mom, she’s sneaky like that.
CAIRN Those’ll work perfectly at all their biometric devices.
We’ll be able to get into any room.
VICTORIA Well, now we have our way in...
let’s follow the group.
LOUISE Here Victoria,
you’re in charge of wearing the Flight Attendants.
VICTORIA We’ve been walking for hours.
CAIRN This reminds me of the time I got lost for like 2 weeks...
VICTORIA And nobody wants to hear it.
CAIRN ...in the winery catacombs.
LOUISE How’d you make it out last time?
CAIRN I sat in hopeless despair, waiting for a miracle.
LOUISE That sounds like a great plan...
let’s try it!
*Door Slams Shut*
LOUISE Wheee!
LOUISE Finally, one more map and we can
collect the treasure!
*murmuring voices*
CAIRN What is that?
VICTORIA I don’t know...let’s go take a look.
LOUISE I think we should wait here In hopeless despair.
CAIRN I see the map.
*Hiss*
CAIRN They’re lesbian vampires.
LOUISE That’s kinda hot.
CAIRN Shhh. I’m gonna go first and sneak past them.
Let me take my shoes off.
I’ll be like a ninja.
*SNAP*
Oh my gosh.
*snarl*
*Footsteps running *
*Dramatic Music* *hissing*
LOUISE I left Victoria in a cave...
with Lesbian Succubi!
CAIRN I left my shoes.
* Thud *
Owww!
VICTORIA Lovely, interpersonal skills, Cairn.
CAIRN I do love those shoes.
VICTORIA Good.
Here’s the other one.
*whizzes by*
VICTORIA P.S. If either of you care, I got the the map.
Let’s go catch our plane out of here!
LOUISE You evaded the lesbian succubi!
What a woman!
CAIRN How did you do it?
VICTORIA I honestly don’t know.
CAIRN We ended up right back where we started.
LOUISE I had a good time!
VICTORIA Look...a stray cat.
*purring*
LOUISE Oh boy! Lady Cabindish!
My great, great, great,
great, great Grandmother!
Our "Scavenger Hunt" treasure!
CAIRN An ancient, grandma-cat named Cavendish.
That’s not a treasure.
What in the heck?
LOUISE It’s actually Cabindish ...with a “b”
we were poor spellers in the old country.
VICTORIA I think she’s beautiful.
LADY CABINDISH * MEW *
LOUISE Uh huh, uh huh...ahhhh.
Lady Cabindish said my parents will be here next week!
Let’s go in and make my grandma feel welcome!
CAIRN I hope your grandma came with a litterbox.
*Dramatic Music*
LADY CABINDISH *GROWLS* *HISSES*
*Footsteps running*
*murmuring voices* *vampire hiss*