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Mah foot~
This is our w- he left his fries.
[Laughs]
Oo! Can I have them? - Sure....
Elizaaaa~~
You're recording me eating fries?
I'll throw a french fry at you!
[Creepy Voice] We love you guys!
She doesn't love you. She's lying to you.
- Was I even in the camera - oh I am - Hai~ [Giggles] - She's lying, she doesn't love you! And that's her fake hair. - Great! Now we gotta move the whole thing again!
Yay, moving!
We are back!
[Giggles]
It's hot.
It's kinda hot. [Takes off jacket]
Yes, I have to take my clothes off on T.V.! [Giggles] Still kinda hot...[Starts to take more clothes off]
STOP STRIPPING! - [Giggles insanely]
How about a strip tease?
[Bursts out laughing]
If you guys came
because you wanna learn how to bake cookies, this is not [Gets slapped by a spatula]...not a good channel to be on!
"Channel"?
[Mumbles] - video to be on! [Starts laughing] 'Cause most likely,
baking cookies will consist of
20% of the video.
The 80% will be us abusing each other.
Or me yanking her wig off. One or the - - [Shouts] NO!!
It's not even your REAL HAIR! - I don't care! My real hair used to look like this.
Before I...trimmed it. - Okay. - [Overexaggerated Sniff] - [Breaks away laughing]
- [Crashes into chair and falls] - [Laughs more]
I'm going to drag myself away now...
She just kind of collapsed on the floor. - [Whimper] My foot was in the corner...
Oh, yeah! And the reason why we have the XBOX on
is -oh hi! [Laughs] -is because
we're going to watch The Lorax~!
Wait a second, where's the remote...oh, here it is....
I think you-
We're going to watch "The Lorax"~!!
I've seen it.
Eliza hasn't. - I haven't.
I haven't seen it because I'm a shut-in, so....
You're a shut-in?
And, also, we can't really show us watching it, because technically that's violating copyrights on it.
I know, but that's why it's blurry, but we can't show you watching it, but
you can listen to us watching it-
Oh, look, it's E.T.!
Oh! Oh! Did I ever tell you that Andrea
connected her lesbianism towards E.T.? - Ughhh...wait why? How?
'Cause at the same time, she started having that weird- - Ok. It's illegal to
record anything - see all the copyright stuff? So, we're not recording it.
We're going to turn back to over here and zoom in really far on the uh...something....
- So you can - [Laughs] what are you doing?? - I don't know! - So! You can listen to us...
[Moves into screen] You can listen to us watch it, but we're not going to show you the movie, because
it would violate copyright laws...
Yeah...
And I'm eating french fries in the background, so....
That's a great background! - [Nods]
Everybody loves watching me eat french fries. - Really....
So let's see if our views go up because she's eating french fries.
We're making Chocolate Chip Cookies!
And...
Mexican Chocolate Chip Cookies
Show them! - I'll show them!!
Right here~
- and h- - Lower. Lowerr! - H- - Not that low! - HERE!
And! And! We're also going to bake sugar biscuits from my cookbook: "The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook".
Gimme that.
- EHH! [Snatches away] - [Dramatic gasp]
She took it...
Harry Potter~~
And, we're making
Sugar Biscuits. For those of you who have this book it's on page 62.
You look like you're about to barf. - No, I just burped. [Giggles]
I wasn't about to barf so... - That wasn't a burp...
That was like - [Mimics dramatic barf]
- [Fake Barfing] - [Giggles]
[Coughs and chokes] You made me choke! - [Giggles]
"Harry is suffering from the shock of
watching a schoolmate being MURDERed by Lord Voldemort
and barely escaping with his own life
and apart from-"
It was the guy who played um....Robert Pattinson.
The guy who Robert Pattinson played in the movie. - Cedric? - Cedric.
How do you not know his name? - I haven't read the- - EDWARD CULLEN.
I will KNOCK you out with a... - [Coughs] Ehem. Anyways.
"Indeed, several days after this tragic episode, Harry finds himself in Hagrid's hut,
having tea and Hagrid's doughy cookies
(See Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Chapter 27)-" for Harry Potter fans.
"If you-" [Giggles] Harry Potter fans...? I don't think they-
Anyway...
"If you wish to produce results like Hagrid's-"
Do we want to produce results like Hagrid's? - NO!
"You can try making the cookies TWICE as thick
as specified or baking them for half the time." - Do you want to do that? I don't really mind.
I don't know.
I mean, we're sending them to Andrea, who's in the Navy, by the way.
Do they know who Andrea is?
No, they do not. Andrea is my older sister who's in the Navy.
She's your HAMSTER THEN. She's her hamster
who's in the Navy. - [Giggles]
Hamsters are allowed in the Navy now. - Are they... -Yeah.
They're spies. [Bursts out laughing]
You couldn't say that with a straight face, could you. - No, I couldn't.
I think it's more likely guinea pigs, like in that movie...what was that movie with all the...
- G-Force? - Yeah, G-Force! [Laughs] - I haven't seen that. - You haven't seen that one either? Mannn! You're missing out.
Anyways, let's stop talking.
Okay, anywaysss~ - [Squawks]
Cream to - [Looks up]
Cream together the white sugar and the - oh, I was gonna -
[Slaps]
I was going to say, "Where's the sugar?" but then I saw it in the Jellybean box. JELLYBEANS~!
Hey, everybody, we're putting Jellybeans in the cookies! - NO! [Snatches] I mean...yes. [Giggles]
They are...micro,,,small...
Microsmall?
Micro...
...scopic.
Microscopic Jellybeans! That's why they're all white!
And we're only doing half of the uh...
Yea, but this is all sugar...
Get your feet off the table!!
- [Squawks and falls off] - We found a crow being attacked by other crows, so we were trying to help it out
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