Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Are we entering the boat already?
I think so. I hope so.
We're leaving an hour earlier, boys.
Really?
Today is the start of our UK tour, and right now we're on the boat from Calais to Dover.
That's England.
... listen to the following important safety announcement:
There's the white cliffs.
Yves, at what side of the road are you supposed to be driving?
Normally... if I sit like this... this side. No wait, this side... So on the left. Ghost-driving.
That guy didn't understand driving on the left.
We just arrived at the venue in Wolverhampton.
And it's looking magnificent, to be honest.
What about the technical stuff in Wolverhampton?
Back to basic, rock 'n roll.
Where are we now? - In England.
Where exactly in England?
Sander and I will be standing here together, not sure how we're going to do that.
But maybe I'll stand on this side and Sander on the other side... Something like that.
We've arrived at the venue three hours early, so I'm trying to take a little nap...
But that's obviously not going to happen!
No, because the party animals are here!
We've got some extra time so we decided to do some sight-seeing in Wolverhampton.
Free cash!
I say let's go to the Chicken Cottage.
No man, I don't want to get the ***.
We've just set up our equipment and watched the Amy Can Flyy soundcheck.
We decided not to do a soundcheck ourselves, 'cause there are two other supports.
Most of all we realized we are very spoilt in The Netherlands. - A little.
And down here not everything is organised as smoothly. - No.
But we're just going to rock and Sander says it'll be alright. - Everything will be alright.
So you're trying some local specialities? - Yeah, tastes completely different.
We have to set up our stuff quickly now, and it's funny we have to do it all ourselves again...
It's gonna be wild.
How was your first show in the UK?
Not bad at all!
It was fun, even people singing along.
I was thinking: how is that even possible on the other side of the sea?
It was bloody cool!
The first UK tour was a pretty good show.
And tomorrow we're gonna have an even better show in Cardiff city... - No!
High Wycombe! - They all said it was Cardiff city.
Thursday is Cardiff city, tomorrow is High Wycombe.
I've been listening to this all night. These guys speak English like a *** moron.
Those guys speak English like a *** moron.
I must say... - No, what's this?
My English gets better with every drink.
I look like Purno de Purno. - I look like Bart van Dalen.
Everybody bought merch, selling t-shirts like warm buns.
Bus call.
Say goodbye to all our Dutch viewers.
Goodmorning. We're at the hotel in High Wycombe and we're doing a photoshoot with Tom Barnes today.
The weather is perfect, my hair not yet, but that will be alright.
Are you looking forward to it? - Yeah
Tom Barnes here we come. - Do you have good hair day?
We've arrived at the park where we'll do a photoshoot with the world famous Tom Barnes.
And already he is one of the funniest British guys I've ever met.
The lunch lady!
How's the photoshoot so far? - Good.
But very cold. I haven't been this cold. Ever.
But it's gonna look beautiful.
I very much enjoyed the photoshoot. How did you enjoy it?
I enjoyed it very much. - Excellent.
The photos were awesome and lovely and pretty and magnificent... good looking, stunning...
It was cold. But it was worth it. - Absolutely.
And now we're enjoying ourselves in a car park debating why England sucks compared to the rest of Europe.
- That's easy.
We've arrived at the venue... the High Wycombe Academy of Music and Arts.
But we're not loading out, we're just going to sit in the bus and warm up.
So we've found yet another local speciality. - Yeah, we're at the London subway.
High Wycombe subway.
What are you drinking?
Ribena. You know what that is?
No. But I can let you hear...
How's your English? - Bad.
It probably sounds kind of weird, but there's a backstage and we're not allowed into it.
And we certainly can't have a drink there, so we're supposed to buy our own drinks at the bar.
So what we did is create a secret stash of nice drinks in our van!
She's saying our English sucks, but she doesn't even speak English herself!
It's just the truth. - Huh, but she does speak Dutch!
No we did great Bart!
No our friendliness is totally on the clothes... on going...
Out of its clothes?
It's Thursday morning and we've just slept at the house of the nicest guy... here he is.
We're waiting at the High Wycombe police station, because our lovely soundguy Sander...
... stupidly managed to lose his passport.
And tomorrow we're going back to The Netherlands so he absolutely needs his passport.
Right now he's checking if he can get a temporary traveldocument, or else he'll be flying back later.
To be continued...
Sander is puking.
Sander is not allowed to drink anymore.
Dirty.
We've arrived in Cardiff, but we're four hours late because we had to wait on the police station for Sander's passport.
So we're about to find out if we're still on time.
Finally we're here but we just found out we have to play in fifteen minutes so I shouldn't be filming but loading out...
It's only the bloody Dutch!
Only Seven Left... we have Bart. Bart van Dalen. Roderick. Yes, there's mister Roderick.
Jochem. I can't say that one. Hinne. And Bram. - Yeah!
What do you say when you're in Holland? - Zal ik je effe lekker beffen.
Was that good? - Yes, excellent.
Some of us are continuing the party and some of us really long for a hot shower and warm bed.
So we've found a hotel.
And others have been throwing up all day so they just want to sleep.
Oh yeah. Sorry. Are you feeling better already, Hinne?
- I love this place so much.
I've puked like ten times today... - That's true, I think I threw up twelve times today.
He's really sick.
Do you think you will be able to leave the country? - I hope so.
What does it depend on?
It depends on whether they will let me on the boat without my stolen passport.
To be clear: I didn't steal it, but someone stole my passport. - Exciting.
We're at the hotel and it was one of the best decisions in the history of great decisions...
... to have shower here. - I forgot what it felt like, but I loved it.
Hello darling.
Shut up. No I love you. No quiet. I'm sleeping.
We're at the hotel but what were you doing?
Can you explain it in six words?
Alcohol. Bar. Great. Naked. Chicks. Inzet. - ***.
So Roderick, what did you think of the tour?
Well Bart, it was a nice adventure, with the seven of us.
Ok. Nice to know. When are you going to take a shower? You smell.
I'll never have a shower again.
Are we almost there yet?
1,5 more hour. So yeah, we're almost there, relatively speaking.
I feel like I've only slept two nights of the past four nights, and that's right.
And of those two nights the record is 5 hours of sleep. I'm broken.
The moment of truth!
We're in Dover and we're about to find out if they'll let you cross the border without a passport.
I'm on a boat, ***! Aight, we made it! We smuggled him in.
What are you doing Jochem? I've built a nice construction so we can load up our phones' batteries.
Strange socket connectors they have here.
You know recently a boat like this sank because the door wasn't closed properly...
Hey Bram, where are we going?
This wasn't exactly the stunning intro I was expecting for this UK tour.
Hinne, where are we going? - UK
Come on, let me think!
And then we're going here, because we are a bus... - No we're not a bus!
What did you think of your first UK show? - The first UK tour was blamage...
No say something positive so I can put it in our video diary.
Do you have a tasty sandwhich? - Yeah, check how fat it is. Will never fit.
Will never fit in my mouth!
You can do it in Dutch please...