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And I have two problems with Intelligent Design.
One is the intelligent part of it
and the other is the design part of it.
::Laughter::
Because, you know, there are some things which are wonderful in the world,
Some things which are horrible, disgusting, cancer.
Intelligent Design or just weird *** stuff going on?
Cholera, mmm, all those things.
If, if we were god for half an hour, we would ban, uh, poo and pee.
Why do we have poo and pee?
You say, "Oh, waste products."
Why not just eat food and do stuff?
There's no logic to waste products. Just efficient use of energy.
Eat it and boom, go do stuff.
Poo and pee causes all those, it causes diseases, it spreads diseases...
all the poo and peeing diseases. Cholera, all that, out the window...if we were god.
And then you say, "You might need to poo for the crops."
Well no, crops grow because of sunlight...or because they want to.
::Laughter::
Remember you're god.
::Laughter::