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ALEX: SEEGGGAoh wait it's not in the middle of Sega...
BRANDON: Act 2 of the Marble Zone! THOMAS: Huhuhuhhuh.. TONY: Yes... Sonic games- or at least the first tw-three... BRANDON: Awh, *** caterpillars. ALEX: Heh.
TONY: The first three- BRANDON: *** caterpillars! ALEX: What? How'd you die-oh.
BRANDON: Uh you have to hit it in a...
BRANDON: certain... okay, I'll just totally back up the whole jump. TONY: Yeaah, it's... it's made of spikes everywhere except the
TONY: face...
BRANDON: You know what, caterpillar... TONY: Anyway the- THOMAS: It's face- BRANDON: I'm gonna get this caterpillar! THOMAS: It's face happens to spend a lot of its time in its body.
TONY: The um... the first three Sonic games have...
BRANDON: There's just no way ta... TONY: Thr-three types of levels damn you. BRANDON: ...to line up that same jump I'm gonna have to do it from over here.
BRANDON: Take that ***. ALEX: Teh.
THOMAS: Lava?! Grass?! Grass in lava? BRANDON: Did you see that [?] little animal that jumps out? ALEX: Heheh it just jumped in the lava it was like BRANDON: It jumped right into the lava.
ALEX: "*** life!" TONY: Basically Sonic games- BRANDON: "Yay I'm freeooh ***."
TONY: Three types of levels.
TONY: Awesome, lame, and,
TONY: Would be awesome if they didn't take so *** long.
TONY: This is one of the third category.
THOMAS: Is this the one where, the third act, the lava chases you?
TONY: Nah that's this act, where the lava chases you. THOMAS: Oh, it's THIS one. TONY: I think.
TONY: Pretty sure.
BRANDON: That was pretty awesome. Feel pretty
BRANDON: badass about what I just did.
THOMAS: I bet you do. Yeah, it's this one. TONY: Yeah, see, there is.
BRANDON: Oh good. TONY: Marble- THOMAS: I remember as a child I hated this part. TONY: Yeah, but I mean you can
TONY: out run that lava with like a brisk walk.
BRANDON: Tis true. THOMAS: Yeah but at the time I didn't know that. BRANDON: Hey, that's my favorite sh-oh *** I'm not rewinding. I thought I was rewinding. ALEX: Heheh.
BRANDON: I don't wanna lose my shield, okay Bob?
BRANDON: Yeah that's not the way to not lose my shield.
THOMAS: Oh hey Bob.
BRANDON: I don't know who Bob is.
BRANDON: I just felt like I needed to say something to Bob.
THOMAS: Melons.
BRANDON: Oh, I almost, ran into the...
TONY: Those little uhe retractable spikes are evil... ALEX: Now you lost it. BRANDON: My this is my favorite shield bat guy, okay? Bat maaan.
TONY: Yeah, the problem with Marble Garden Zone... BRANDON: That was a total fail. TONY: Er no, not Marble Garden Zone, Marble Zone...
BRANDON: Marble Garden Zone sucks in general. TONY: Yeah, Marble Marble Garden Zone- BRANDON: Aww! TONY: -is the same way. ALEX: Heheh!
TONY: I could stand Marble Garden Zone, if it didn't go on for eternity!
TONY: And Alex, you'll know what we're talking about later, it'll feel like eternity. THOMAS: Ohh yeah. BRANDON: It will. ALEX: Okay.
THOMAS: It's because it isss! BRANDON: That, it was my always my least favorite zone in Sonic 3. Alright.
BRANDON: Alright! Those caterpillars are dead THOMAS: Ohhh! BRANDON: AWwWQdwl I thought I was gonna not hit that. THOMAS: You almost,
THOMAS: Like, didn't. And then you- did. BRANDON: There we go. TONY: Like we all- okay.
TONY: Let's just do a... a quick... thing here.
TONY: Favorite and least favorite zones in each game. BRANDON: Why did I get that I didn't need to get that.
BRANDON: And now my block's being eaten by lava. THOMAS: Umm...
TONY: Like I'll goph... THOMAS: Where does the block go? TONY: I'll go first. Like,
TONY: In the first game, my favorite zone is Starlight Zone... BRANDON: Oh god...
TONY: My least favorite zone is ***...
TONY: Labyrinth Zone. THOMAS: Yeah. TONY: I think-
BRANDON: In terms of awesomeness, this is actually my favorite zone. TONY: And then...
ALEX: I've never- THOMAS: I like the casino ones.
ALEX: I've never played it so. THOMAS: See, I don't- BRANDON: Yeah Alex is just, uncool like that. TONY: Second game I think-
TONY: -my favorite zone is actually- THOMAS: Oh wow, did you see that texture clipping? That was bad. BRANDON: Yeah, that was- that was some fancy...
THOMAS: And we were okay with it back- BRANDON: That was some blast processing right there! THOMAS: Yeah, we were so fine with it back then because we
THOMAS: were just happy to be playing a game. BRANDON: Would you just- there! Geez.
TONY: Second game favorite zone, um, Mystic Cave Zone.
THOMAS: Did you jump through those blocks?
BRANDON: Yeah, they're- TONY: Cuz Mystic- BRANDON: That's a thing you're allowed to do. TONY: Mystic Cave Zone's music is awesome. THOMAS: Yeah.
ALEX: I'm guessing those are checkpoints. TONY: Least favorite in second game, THOMAS: Yeah. BRANDON: Um...
TONY: probably... BRANDON: I kinda didn't like Aquatic Ruin, cuz it was just not, like...
THOMAS: Water. BRANDON: It didn't really stand out, I guess? TONY: Yeah, Aquatic Ruin's kinda boring. BRANDON: Plus the water, yeah. THOMAS: Yeah the water. Just-
THOMAS: ***. TONY: Water levels suck in general. THOMAS: Yeah.
TONY: But you can stay on top of Aquatic Ruin... BRANDON: Alright, this should be easy from here, I think... THOMAS: Yeah you can, can't you?
BRANDON: Cuz now there should not be uh... anymore... TONY: Of course, you know,
TONY: I was going to say that it was, my least favorite was actually Wing Fortress, because, of
TONY: easy it is to just fall to your death at random... but,
TONY: Yeah I'll go with Aquatic Ruin, cuz I don't even remember it. BRANDON: Okay, that-
TONY: Or maybe Hilltop- THOMAS: That wasn't awesome enough. TONY: Maybe Hilltop Zone.
TONY: Wait is Hilltop Zone in, Sonic 2? I think it is. BRANDON: Yep, it is.
TONY: Yeah I I don't ever remember anything about Hilltop Zone.
BRANDON: I win! THOMAS: Good job.
BRANDON: Uhkay, that... THOMAS: And then you didn't. TONY: And then 3, I think my favorite is probably- BRANDON: Sonic!
BRANDON: Use your jump! Thank you!
TONY: Carnival Night Zone, ALEX: Ha! TONY: Is... BRANDON: Don't- ah, that's not it. ALEX: Don't jump there Sonic, God, you're a ***' idiot!
THOMAS: God, it's like someone's else is controlling you.
THOMAS: Good job Brandon! BRANDON: Doot doo doot doo doo...
BRANDON: Doot doot doot doot doo doooo... TONY: Carnival Night Zone is one of my favorite's, but it also- BRANDON: This isn't epic BRANDON: enough. TONY: It goes on way too long.
BRANDON: There we go. THOMAS: Yeah. Nope!
ALEX: Loool. BRANDON: Okay, I'm just gonna have to wait, like a patient person...
THOMAS: Nohhuooo! We don't have patience!
TONY: I actually really...
BRANDON: I love doing that, just walking into them, and it's just like, oh ***! TONY: Believe it or not, my least favorite- BRANDON: Really?! TONY: Pffffffffff!
BRANDON: Really?!! THOMAS: Yeah you got squarshed!
BRANDON: Okay... TONY: My least favorite in um... BRANDON: That was close.
TONY: Sonic 3...
TONY: To end my boring ramble... BRANDON: Uhhhhmm no. ALEX: Yeaah,
ALEX: Wait a second. TONY: Is... BRANDON: That's not either.
TONY: Probably actually not Hydrocity, it's probably Sandopolis. THOMAS: Yeah. TONY: Because nobody likes
TONY: Sandopolis. THOMAS: No one does. BRANDON: Maybe the next act, Tony won't ramble for the whole thing but no promises.
THOMAS: Can't guarantee anything.
TONY: Well, it was... ALEX: IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RAMBLE! BRANDON: Alright.
BRANDON: Ho god, another one of these.
THOMAS: It's back!
TONY: Ahh! BRANDON: With a vengeance!
ALEX: LSD. TONY: This music, by the way...
THOMAS: It's the same in every stage!
ALEX: It sounds soothing.
BRANDON: Soothing? Shut up, Alex. THOMAS: NOOOO!! It's soothing for the first few, and then like, later... BRANDON: Listen, you didn't grow up playing this...
ALEX: Haahaha THOMAS: When you wake up in the middle of the night and it's the only thing you can hear,
ALEX: Loooooooooooool THOMAS: Then it's not soothing anymore. TONY: I know... ALEX: Ha, I'm sorry, it does though.
BRANDON: When it's in your nightmares,
BRANDON: As the background music... ALEX: xD I'm sorry it sounds-
THOMAS: When it's the only thing you can hear every waking moment...
ALEX: It sounds really nice, I'm sorry... BRANDON: Sssssssssssshut up. ALEX: Well I'm just- BRANDON: Alright,
BRANDON: So this doesn't look
BRANDON: Quite as bad...
TONY: It's true though, it is nice at first, like they say, but then it just,
TONY: This! And then...
BRANDON: There we go that wasn't actually as bad... or as annoying as the other one. THOMAS: Yeah. ALEX: That's like the Sega theme, I just
ALEX: I, usually, never do anything with Sega...
BRANDON: Seeeegaaaaa TONY: That music- ALEX: That's stuck in my brain! THOMAS: Oh god that's gonna bother me... ALEX: SEEEGGGAAAAA
TONY: That music- THOMAS: They used one row for the emeralds...
BRANDON: Alright...
TONY: That music and the uh, shop music from Super Hang On
TONY: are the Sega songs that will haunt my nightmares.
BRANDON: Doo doo doooo...
TONY: Lemme go off on a tangent for a moment talking about Super Hang On... THOMAS: Oh god.
BRANDON: Okay shut up and just
BRANDON: focus. TONY: It- It's- It'll be quick, I promise. BRANDON: Alright. TONY: It was a motorcycle game, okay?
TONY: You were like racing, and if you crashed you could break *** on your bike,
TONY: And have to replace it,
TONY: You also can upgrade it, but, I never did that because I was a
TONY: kid and I sucked, so... THOMAS: Yeah...
TONY: You could get in the position... BRANDON: Almost got hit by the fire there...
THOMAS: Good thing you didn't. TONY: You could get-
TONY: Where you didn't- you had to fix the *** on your bike, but you had no money, so you
TONY: Couldn't fix it?
TONY: And then you were just ***.
BRANDON: Sounds like a fun gaaaame
TONY: And then the shop music would just haunt you until you turned the game off. -TERRIBLE SINGING-
it
THOMAS: I'm already haunted. TONY: -TERRIBLE SINGING!!!- BRANDON: Shut up already, god! I'm so sorry you had to hear this!
TONY: And then...
TONY: Then, your nightmares. BRANDON: At least I'm getting good at this lava thing... oh, ***! THOMAS: Awwwwh! ALEX: Hehehaahaau! THOMAS: Spoke a little too soon. BRANDON: Well spoken...
ALEX: Know what's another annoying song?
ALEX: The Ice Cream Truck Song!
BRANDON: Oh I was supposed to... crap.
THOMAS: Well what happens if you don't? TONY: You do know that ice cream trucks do not uniformly have a song? BRANDON: Oh, maybe I was not actually supposed to jump...
ALEX: Yeah, it's called, Turkey...
ALEX: Turkey in the Straw. TONY: What?
TONY: Turkey-?!
THOMAS: What.
BRANDON: Spikes everywhere!
THOMAS: Why can't I hold all these spikes?
ALEX: So is this- BRANDON: Oh god, the stairs. Okay good that wasn't that bad. ALEX: Is this one of those games like if you stand on
ALEX: something that's about to squish you, you'll die? BRANDON: I think, I...
TONY: Generally. THOMAS: Yeah, if... BRANDON: Basically if there's like, you get crushed between a space that Sonic couldn't crouch in, you'll die.
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