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Highlander!!!
Thanks to everyone who came to this meeting of tenants. Jana, you can start...
First and only point of today's meeting is resolving the problem of vandalism in the building.
You're referring to the werewolf?
Please do not use that word, we don't know if these events are connected to each other.
What do you mean "we don't know"? We suffered from this creature's terror for long enough.
I'm gonna take a shotgun and kill that ***.
That's not a good idea.
I agree. Just remember what happened the last time with neighbour Miljkovic.
when we ended up with a homeless man poisoned in the basement.
This time we have to find a professional, who will do this quietly and efficiently without the state interferring.
You know, if you can find such a man, we will be more than glad to pay for his services.
And to finally end this agony!
Yes?
Good day, i need a job!
Okay, sit down.
Where's your file/dossier?
Kakav kurton, i came here for the job.
I can not live from the sheep anymore -
the state won't buy our milk, people don't by sheep cheese,
and the wolves keep slaughtering my herd.
Just last week, i had to strangle three of them with my bare arms.
And then again another one shows up and slains my dog.
So, i told him "Okay, man, what the *** is wrong with you..."
But you first have to get a file/dossier, and...
Is this the office for unemployed?
Well, that's me. Now, find me something to work...
Okay, what are your qualifications?
What?
What can you do, how much work experience do you have?
I can herd the sheep, and to cut their wool,
and to milk them when we need milk, and to slaughter a couple for the festivities.
That's what my father did before me, and my grand father before him,
and my grand grand father before him, and my...
(keeps naming his ancestors, Serbian language has 14th steps of ancestral kinship)
Okay, okay, take it easy... Kakva je vasa strucna sprema?
Kakva sad sperma.
Sprema, sprema. What schools did you go to?
I finished two years of elementary school.
I learned to write in both cyrillic and latin alphabet
and then teacher Arsa died when he tried to pick the pear from the highest branch.
I'm sorry, sir, but there's no job for people without elementary school...
Wait a second, sir, i might have a job for you after all,
although not through the office for unemployed...
And, yes, you'll have to find yourself some pants...
She's pretty like a dream, she hates Partisan...
We have to get rid of these creature. This is pure terror!
People can't let children play out in the garden.
We tried everything - we called the police, the firemen, ambulance, national guard...
We need somebody who will do the job clean, without much talking...
You see, you perfectly fit the description.
Mrs. Stancic said that you have experience with this type of creatures.
He killed three wolves with his bare hands.
To cut it - we're offering you 5000 euros, free from tax.
That means about 50 sheep?
I suppose so, if one sheep is 100 euros.
25 in advance?
OK.
It's a deal!
I'll need these things today before 6 pm:
A stick, a bowl, a sack, six mouse traps, 5 meters of string and a bell.
Well, all that by six...
Count on it...
And where can I find the nearest cornel tree?
Son!?
Didn't I provide you with everything one can give to a young man?
I've bought you the playstation, the sega, fifa2000, and that console thing...
Yes, but you never bought me the father2000 cartridge!
Daddy, you're never home!
I'm not! But that's only to provide you and your mother a decent life!
If that's required I'll sell hamburgers on Times Square!
America damn you, damn you and your shining gold What's the use of your picture, when i don't have a father!
(a famous gypsy song)
Dear son, how could I be so blind?
Daddy, promise that you'll never leave us again...
I promise...
Great job! I like your style.
Would you like another little neat job? Illegal...
Is it dangerous?
Of course!