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JACOB SOBOROFF: What's up, guys, it's Jacob.
LIZZIE BASSETT: And Lizzie.
JACOB SOBOROFF: We're gonna take your questions
at the end of the show.
But first, we have a no-holds-barred--
BOTH: Spit-take challenge!
JACOB SOBOROFF: Here's how it works.
Each of us has picked a video that we
think is going to make our opponent laugh.
LIZZIE BASSETT: And seeing as it's TuesDIY-- the day
we always make some sort of awesome or awful craft--
we decided to make Mason jar sippy
cups to enhance our spit-take challenge experience.
JACOB SOBOROFF: It's perfect.
LIZZIE BASSETT: And I selflessly made this beauty one for Jacob.
JACOB SOBOROFF: Oh my goodness, thank you.
Complete with a frog print.
LIZZIE BASSETT: It's an S.
JACOB SOBOROFF: Ribbit.
LIZZIE BASSETT: This is mine.
We'll show you how to make your own later.
Mine was once very attractive, and then this happened.
Here's the deal.
What you need to do is you need to take your sippy cup
and fill your cheeks full of water.
Perfect!
What a great example.
BOTH: Spit-take challenge!
[BELL RINGS]
LIZZIE BASSETT: So this is actually my friend Bridget.
This thing has almost no views
[SCREAMING]
LIZZIE BASSETT: The dogs just really hated the dance.
Refill.
JACOB SOBOROFF: The dog's, like, half ***, half attacking.
LIZZIE BASSETT: Yes.
That was two spit-takes.
You just lost.
JACOB SOBOROFF: Yeah, it was worth it.
You ready to fill 'er up?
LIZZIE BASSETT: Yep.
JACOB SOBOROFF: This is actually something
that I've seen in real life.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: mutton busting.
They put little kids on sheep.
Here they go.
Go, buddy, go!
Oh, yeah!
It's a very serious thing.
You probably shouldn't laugh.
Ew!
That's more a throw up.
LIZZIE BASSETT: Why would you think I would laugh at that?
It was children being injured.
JACOB SOBOROFF: That's ama-- first of all, it's amazing.
Secondly, it's sheep with kids with helmets on.
LIZZIE BASSETT: It was sheep!
JACOB SOBOROFF: But she did spit-take, so--
LIZZIE BASSETT: I did.
JACOB SOBOROFF: We're going to have a bonus round.
[BELL RINGS] Here's another video.
Fill up, please.
This one is called, "Cat loves the vacuum."
Lizzie, I know you have cats.
You love cats.
You probably vacuum-suck your cats.
Right on the top there.
Loves it.
Loves it.
Just a little-- [SUCKING NOISE].
This is from "America's Funniest Home Videos."
Ugh, look at his eyeball!
LIZZIE BASSETT: I won.
JACOB SOBOROFF: But I did keep my dignity,
because you looked like you were vomiting.
LIZZIE BASSETT: Yeah, I lost all of that.
[BELL RINGS]
MILES GRAY: It's time for you to fill your cheeks
with some water.
Keep your eyes closed right now, because I'm
about to take you on a journey.
And if there's one thing you really like,
it's drum circles with middle-aged hippies
in Columbus, Missouri.
[BELL RINGS] Behold!
Shibaten Spirits, the Japanese guy who traveled the world
and uses didgeridoos and djembes to get people to be free.
[DRUMMING]
ALEX SERGEANT: The hula-hoopers who don't even
look like they're enjoying hula hoop.
It's like a task of, "Ah, I gotta
go and do hula hoop in the park.
It's funny sadness.
I'm not gonna lie.
Miles, fill it up.
I know you got me on the last one.
I know I'm going to get you with this one.
I know how much you love homeowners putting
time and money into owning a property.
His wife was nice enough to come out and see
what was going on with him.
You already saw the title, so I feel like it's been ruined.
I don't think this is going to get you.
-It's going the wrong way!
Oh my gosh!
ALEX SERGEANT: Sometimes it's nice to see a man cut a tree.
No!
That didn't work at all.
-I don't think I got that.
ALEX SERGEANT: "I don't think I got that?!"
MILES GRAY: You know, it didn't have
that element of the people reacting, like, "Oh my god!"
She was too zen about it.
ALEX SERGEANT: Yeah, I didn't get you.
Let's move to the bonus round. [BELL RINGS] Fill up.
Yep.
I got you.
I know you like music.
It's a Connecticut mariachi band playing "El Jarabe Tapatio"
for the beluga whale named Juno.
[MARIACHI MUSIC]
ALEX SERGEANT: One of the biggest mariachi
bands in Connecticut!
[MARIACHI MUSIC]
ALEX SERGEANT: I don't know how to make you laugh.
Mariachi, Connecticut!
Come on!
That's the best I could do.
MILES GRAY: Oh, man, that almost got me.
ALEX SERGEANT: Miles, you have super-defeated me.
There's no more rounds.
You win. [BELL RINGS] Mine tastes like failure.
What does yours taste like?
MILES GRAY: Like spray paint.
EARNEST PETTIE: Let the games begin!
CARLY LANNING: Let's do this.
EARNEST PETTIE: In the spit-take challenge first,
we chose the same videos for each other.
CARLY LANNING: Like twins.
EARNEST PETTIE: Yep, exactly like twins.
We're going to fill up our cheeks with water,
and we're going to watch this video at the same time.
CARLY LANNING: Cheers, my fine friend.
[BELL RINGS]
EARNEST PETTIE: The video is from MisterEpicMann.
You may remember them from the "How Animals Eat."
100 million views.
This is some of their earlier work.
-Hey, catch.
[YELLING]
EARNEST PETTIE: We're the winners!
We both won.
CARLY LANNING: We are the winners!
Of this whole thing!
EARNEST PETTIE: Yes!
[BELL RINGS]
JACOB SOBOROFF: That was awesome, and terribly stupid.
LIZZIE BASSETT: So dumb.
JACOB SOBOROFF: Now it's time for us
to answer of your comments and questions.
Ryan Hoskins asks:
LIZZIE BASSETT: "What should I do to get my crush to like me?"
JACOB SOBOROFF: Ryan, just be yourself, man.
You're Ryan Hoskins!
Ain't nothing better than that.
Jeff Frank wants to know, "What experiences do you
get to have that you would only have at YouTube Nation?"
LIZZIE BASSETT: Oh, Jeff!
There are so many.
ALEX SERGEANT: [INAUDIBLE]
[YELLING]
JACOB SOBOROFF: And finally, Zack Aaronson
has a question about Lizzie's latest TuesDIY project.
LIZZIE BASSETT: Oh!
JACOB SOBOROFF: "How is a concrete stool a good idea?
It seems terribly impractical, difficult to make,
and dangerous if it ever tipped over."
LIZZIE BASSETT: Zack, there's absolutely nothing dangerous
about a top-heavy concrete stool.
MILES GRAY: Help me!
LIZZIE BASSETT: Zack, even though your concerns are
completely unfounded, thank you for helping me segue back
to this week's DIY, which was inspired by LaurDIY,
and it was very easy to make.
These lovely Mason jars make it incredibly simple
to drink wine in bed.
So long, dry cleaning bills.
We had a lot of fun making ours, and you
can see exactly how badly it went
in the extended cut of the TuesDIY video
that we have in a link right here and also
down in the description.
JACOB SOBOROFF: Pro tip.
Probably shouldn't spray paint indoors.
LIZZIE BASSETT: Maybe not.
JACOB SOBOROFF: That's it for today, guys.
Keep the comments coming, because we really
do love answering them.
LIZZIE BASSETT: We love them so much,
in fact, that we have another comment party coming up
this Thursday at 6:00 PM Pacific time,
right after the show posts.
Don't miss it.
Be there.
JACOB SOBOROFF: Cannot wait.
Now play us out--
BOTH: Kendrick Lamar!
[MUSIC KENDRICK LAMAR, "SWIMMING POOLS"]