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-Hey! Hey, Banana! Hey, Banana, hey!
-Are you talking to me?
-Duh. Of course he's talking to you.
-Because you're a banana, remember?
-Oh, totally. I forgot.
-A banana that's forgetting she's a banana?
That's bananas! [laughs]
-Orange, they're not really fruit.
-What? You mean they're vegetables?
-No. I mean they're not real.
Look at their skin. It's all shiny.
They're obviously plastic.
-I think you mean "spastic." [laughs]
-And then Stacey was like,
"OMG, your boyfriend is a total zucchini-head."
-OMG, like, what did you do?
-I reacted like any real fruit would,
because I'm a real fruit.
-So am I.
-We are real fruits.
-Did everyone hear? We're real fruits.
-More like "fo-real." [laughs]
-Do you know how many calories are in one orange?
-Probably like, too many to count.
-Correct.
-Hey! Hey, fake banana!
-How many times do I have to tell you?
I'm a real banana.
-Sorry, it must've "slipped" my mind. [laughs]
-Ugh! This orange is starting to get on my nerves.
-Uh-- unless real fruits don't have nerves.
-Right, in which case, forget everything I just said.
-Fake banana, hey, fake banana!
-What do you want?
-Orange you glad I said "banana"? [laughs]
-No. Not at all, actually.
-Hey! Hey, fake fruits! Hey!
-(all) What?!
-Fruit flies.
-Ah! No! Flies! Ugh, stay away!
-Ah! Oh no! Please stop.
-Yeah, we're, like, uh, totally totally scared of fruit flies.
-[woodenly]: Stop it, stop. Oh.
[fruit flies cough]
-Whoa! They're dropping like flies! [laughs]
-Yeah, because... that's what flies do.
-Because they are real flies
and we are real fruits grown from real plants.
-Yeah, manufacturing plants. [laughs]
-[scoffs] Just ignore him.
Winners like us don't have time for losers like him.
-You guys win? I thought you tie.
-Tie?
-Yeah, it says right there. "Made in Thailand."
Get it? You tie. [laughs]
-Stacey, your stamp is showing.
-OMG, OMG!
-Stace, get it together. You're totally letting us down.
[pop!, others scream]
-Whoa! Talk about an eye sore. [laughs]
-These things happen to real fruits.
-Uh-huh, they totally do.
-I, too, am a real fruit.
[pop!, others scream]
-Nah, I think you guys are just trying to save face.
[laughs] -[groans]
-Hey look, I'm a fake fruit cyclops, too.
Grr! [laughs]
-I am not gonna tell you again. We are real!
-Oh, well, I guess you're not "real" scared
of what day it is, then, huh?
-And what day would that be?
-Recycling day.
[all scream]
Ugh! Talk about taking out the trash. [laughs]
Hmm... you look familiar.
-I can't believe we were recycled into a pig.
-Do you know how many calories are in a pig?
-I guess you must've had some "plastic" surgery. [laughs]
-[groans]
-Hey! Hey, Fake N' Bacon. Hey, Fake N' Bacon, hey.
-What?!
-Hammer!
[shattering]
Ugh! Talk about plastic explosives. [laughs]
-[beeping]: Hey! Did someone say "plastic explosives"?
-Uh-oh.
-[groans] Why is everything always exploding?
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