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Corillia! I managed to get the Eleventh Eye. Let's get out of here.
Would that it were that simple, Noctus.
Put the amulet down and step back three paces.
The Legion is coming. We must go!
You have been compromised. The poison enslaves your mind.
(OC) It's true, Noctus. You're beginning to feel light-headed.
Corillia! Don't worry. I'm just a little light-headed, that's all.
Our true friend Noctus would know that the Eleventh Eye is too important to leave to chance.
- What, are you gonna attack me? - You force my hand.
Am I still in control of my actions?
- Have I told you what to do, yet? - Right.
I'm not one of them, Corillia. Not yet.
Oh, ***. What'd I miss? Are we about to *** up Noctus?
- What? No! - We will if we must for the good of the Noctus we once called friend.
Your friend Noctus stands before you.
Okay, I shoot him in the face.
- What? - What? You've gone rogue. Biff's gotta take you down.
Evan—I shoot Noctus in the face.
Will, we don't wanna KILL him.
No? Oh. Okay, fair enough. Yeah. I shoot him in the ***.
- Christ. - Sure you can hit a target that small?
- Look, I'll bleed out, Will. - You don't die from an arrow to the ***!
I don't need to be shot at all.
Well, come on, Arthur. I mean, we can't be sure that you're not mindslaved.
Keep it in character, please.
Oh, fine, yeah yeah yeah. In character, right?
Noctus: I am going to shoot you in the ***.
- Will! - Who's Will? My name's Biff. He's talking crazy! Mindslaved.
Guys, the Legion's still advancing up the hill.
Evan, this is why we need a fourth. Like, a cleric or a divine magic user or something.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind a fourth player.
Couldn't hurt to expand the group a bit.
Ohhh! Ow!
Right in the glans!
- Sam! - Mom says I'm LARPing with you guys tonight.
Suck it up!